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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Thought I'd cheer myself up with jelly n custard and a creme egg, it didn't work and I just feel sick now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Balance it out by eating some cheese

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Balance it out by eating some cheese"

I had that for dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh gosh buddy you need a jolly good burp

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Thought I'd cheer myself up with jelly n custard and a creme egg, it didn't work and I just feel sick now! "

Oi you, come here iv got a huge hug for you....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought I'd cheer myself up with jelly n custard and a creme egg, it didn't work and I just feel sick now!

Oi you, come here iv got a huge hug for you....

Let’s group hug him with Alan

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Thought I'd cheer myself up with jelly n custard and a creme egg, it didn't work and I just feel sick now!

Oi you, come here iv got a huge hug for you....

You do know it was cause a messy erection.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Thought I'd cheer myself up with jelly n custard and a creme egg, it didn't work and I just feel sick now!

Oi you, come here iv got a huge hug for you....

Let’s group hug him with Alan

Your obsessed woman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought I'd cheer myself up with jelly n custard and a creme egg, it didn't work and I just feel sick now!

Oi you, come here iv got a huge hug for you....

Let’s group hug him with Alan

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oh are we having a group cwtch

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Thought I'd cheer myself up with jelly n custard and a creme egg, it didn't work and I just feel sick now!

Oi you, come here iv got a huge hug for you....

Let’s group hug him with Alan

Now I'm gonna cry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Balance it out by eating some cheese

I had that for dinner "

Have a bit more then. Can never really eat too much cheese, especially after chocolate.

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Thought I'd cheer myself up with jelly n custard and a creme egg, it didn't work and I just feel sick now!

Oi you, come here iv got a huge hug for you....

Let’s group hug him with Alan

oh are we having a group cwtch

Not with effing Alan we aren't.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Thought I'd cheer myself up with jelly n custard and a creme egg, it didn't work and I just feel sick now!

Oi you, come here iv got a huge hug for you....

You do know it was cause a messy erection."

Don't care....I know your feeling shit kid, sending love for you XXX

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Thought I'd cheer myself up with jelly n custard and a creme egg, it didn't work and I just feel sick now!

Oi you, come here iv got a huge hug for you....

You do know it was cause a messy erection.

Don't care....I know your feeling shit kid, sending love for you XXX"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm who's Alan?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought I'd cheer myself up with jelly n custard and a creme egg, it didn't work and I just feel sick now!

Oi you, come here iv got a huge hug for you....

Let’s group hug him with Alan

oh are we having a group cwtch

Not with effing Alan we aren't. "

Why on earth not

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Erm who's Alan? "

Alan is my strap on.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm who's Alan?

Alan is my strap on.....

Stick it on your profile, top line....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where’s my chocolate stash PP....I’m crying with lack if chocolate here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm who's Alan?

Alan is my strap on.....

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ahh chuckle now I understand PP's reply ha ha

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Erm who's Alan?

Alan is my strap on.....

ahh chuckle now I understand PP's reply ha ha

He loves him really, don't be fooled!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm who's Alan?

Alan is my strap on.....

ahh chuckle now I understand PP's reply ha ha

He loves him really, don't be fooled!

PP buddy is there some th8ng you need to tell me

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Erm who's Alan?

Alan is my strap on.....

ahh chuckle now I understand PP's reply ha ha

He loves him really, don't be fooled!

PP buddy is there some th8ng you need to tell me

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm who's Alan?

Alan is my strap on.....

ahh chuckle now I understand PP's reply ha ha

He loves him really, don't be fooled!

PP buddy is there some th8ng you need to tell me

Nope

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chuckle well Alan would help you burp

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Erm who's Alan?

Alan is my strap on.....

ahh chuckle now I understand PP's reply ha ha

He loves him really, don't be fooled!

PP buddy is there some th8ng you need to tell me

Nope

Yehhhhh P spill!

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Erm who's Alan?

Alan is my strap on.....

ahh chuckle now I understand PP's reply ha ha

He loves him really, don't be fooled!

PP buddy is there some th8ng you need to tell me

Nope

chuckle well Alan would help you burp

And poop if he hasn't douched again!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm who's Alan?

Alan is my strap on.....

ahh chuckle now I understand PP's reply ha ha

He loves him really, don't be fooled!

PP buddy is there some th8ng you need to tell me

Nope

Really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm who's Alan?

Alan is my strap on.....

ahh chuckle now I understand PP's reply ha ha

He loves him really, don't be fooled!

PP buddy is there some th8ng you need to tell me

Nope

chuckle well Alan would help you burp

And poop if he hasn't douched again!!!

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Erm who's Alan?

Alan is my strap on.....

ahh chuckle now I understand PP's reply ha ha

He loves him really, don't be fooled!

PP buddy is there some th8ng you need to tell me

Nope

Really

Really.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Erm who's Alan?

Alan is my strap on.....

ahh chuckle now I understand PP's reply ha ha

He loves him really, don't be fooled!

PP buddy is there some th8ng you need to tell me

Nope

chuckle well Alan would help you burp

And poop if he hasn't douched again!!!

Ooooooo I never meant to say that out loud....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won't tell any one "bums" the word

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"I won't tell any one "bums" the word

Xperia calls me a bummer??!???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need a good back rub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I won't tell any one "bums" the word

Xperia calls me a bummer??!???

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chuckle

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"I won't tell any one "bums" the word

Xperia calls me a bummer??!???

chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I won't tell any one "bums" the word

Xperia calls me a bummer??!???

chuckle

"
well it's a cure for trapped windy pops

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"I won't tell any one "bums" the word

Xperia calls me a bummer??!???

chuckle

well it's a cure for trapped windy pops

My Al does not get pooped on...it's a rule

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I won't tell any one "bums" the word

Xperia calls me a bummer??!???

chuckle

well it's a cure for trapped windy pops

My Al does not get pooped on...it's a rule

"
oh you can use him as a unit of measurements too what a versatile sex toy he is

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"I won't tell any one "bums" the word

Xperia calls me a bummer??!???

chuckle

well it's a cure for trapped windy pops

My Al does not get pooped on...it's a rule

oh you can use him as a unit of measurements too what a versatile sex toy he is

And he vibrates! Cool eh?

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Ooh you attention whore!

Hope you feel less sickly soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I won't tell any one "bums" the word

Xperia calls me a bummer??!???

chuckle

well it's a cure for trapped windy pops

My Al does not get pooped on...it's a rule

oh you can use him as a unit of measurements too what a versatile sex toy he is

And he vibrates! Cool eh?

"
ah but cn he make tea

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"I won't tell any one "bums" the word

Xperia calls me a bummer??!???

chuckle

well it's a cure for trapped windy pops

My Al does not get pooped on...it's a rule

oh you can use him as a unit of measurements too what a versatile sex toy he is

And he vibrates! Cool eh?

ah but cn he make tea

He has no hands Taff so no.... obviously not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I won't tell any one "bums" the word

Xperia calls me a bummer??!???

chuckle

well it's a cure for trapped windy pops

My Al does not get pooped on...it's a rule

oh you can use him as a unit of measurements too what a versatile sex toy he is

And he vibrates! Cool eh?

ah but cn he make tea

He has no hands Taff so no.... obviously not

"
though you could use his vibrating function to make a splendid milkshake

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'll be off then seeing as you're entertaining yourselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be off then seeing as you're entertaining yourselves."
aww buddy don't go I still tjink your jolly splendid as does pooch

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"I'll be off then seeing as you're entertaining yourselves."

Sorry P xx

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

The trick for that one is little and often

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Thought I'd cheer myself up with jelly n custard and a creme egg, it didn't work and I just feel sick now! "

You’ll be wanted even less then. Although of course, there’s that specific niche kinky fetish you could join in with.....

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