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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Whose going to invite me to dinner at theirs tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't cook

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't cook "
Useless,but a welcome face,hello.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Ooooo dinner? It's tea at my house ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooooo dinner? It's tea at my house ... "
Suzuki..is that Japanese food on the menu?

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Ooooo dinner? It's tea at my house ... Suzuki..is that Japanese food on the menu?"

Sushi I could eat for the rest of my days....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooooo dinner? It's tea at my house ... Suzuki..is that Japanese food on the menu?

Sushi I could eat for the rest of my days...."
So how far do you live and can I get there before the food turns cold...if it's Sushi no probs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooo dinner? It's tea at my house ... Suzuki..is that Japanese food on the menu?

Sushi I could eat for the rest of my days....So how far do you live and can I get there before the food turns cold...if it's Sushi no probs."

Watch out for Alan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooo dinner? It's tea at my house ... Suzuki..is that Japanese food on the menu?

Sushi I could eat for the rest of my days....So how far do you live and can I get there before the food turns cold...if it's Sushi no probs.

Watch out for Alan "

At dinner????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooo dinner? It's tea at my house ... Suzuki..is that Japanese food on the menu?

Sushi I could eat for the rest of my days....So how far do you live and can I get there before the food turns cold...if it's Sushi no probs.

Watch out for Alan

At dinner???? "

Yes

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Ooooo dinner? It's tea at my house ... Suzuki..is that Japanese food on the menu?

Sushi I could eat for the rest of my days....So how far do you live and can I get there before the food turns cold...if it's Sushi no probs.

Watch out for Alan "

God dang it Cheeky....trying to kop ere!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooooo dinner? It's tea at my house ... Suzuki..is that Japanese food on the menu?

Sushi I could eat for the rest of my days....So how far do you live and can I get there before the food turns cold...if it's Sushi no probs.

Watch out for Alan "
Whose Alan?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooo dinner? It's tea at my house ... Suzuki..is that Japanese food on the menu?

Sushi I could eat for the rest of my days....So how far do you live and can I get there before the food turns cold...if it's Sushi no probs.

Watch out for Alan

At dinner????

Yes "

Picturing Alan sat on a seat with a napkin now....

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Ooooo dinner? It's tea at my house ... Suzuki..is that Japanese food on the menu?

Sushi I could eat for the rest of my days....So how far do you live and can I get there before the food turns cold...if it's Sushi no probs.

Watch out for Alan Whose Alan?"

Please ignore those heathens OP

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By *heik yourwillyMan
over a year ago

shire

the posty or baillifs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooo dinner? It's tea at my house ... Suzuki..is that Japanese food on the menu?

Sushi I could eat for the rest of my days....So how far do you live and can I get there before the food turns cold...if it's Sushi no probs.

Watch out for Alan

At dinner????

Yes

Picturing Alan sat on a seat with a napkin now.... "

Does he go inside or outsude the fish knife?

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I’ve got Saffron round for dinner tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh fuck my fingers, I can't type....

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Oh fuck my fingers, I can't type.... "

U wait!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooooo dinner? It's tea at my house ... Suzuki..is that Japanese food on the menu?

Sushi I could eat for the rest of my days....So how far do you live and can I get there before the food turns cold...if it's Sushi no probs.

Watch out for Alan Whose Alan?

Please ignore those heathens OP "
Will do sounds like their holding your feet over the fire concerning this ( )!

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"I’ve got Saffron round for dinner tonight "

Girly night, sounds good ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately your too far from me

Chinese for one for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh fuck my fingers, I can't type....

U wait! "

Let’s get him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh fuck my fingers, I can't type....

U wait! "

Wait for.....??

You want my fingers?

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Ooooo dinner? It's tea at my house ... Suzuki..is that Japanese food on the menu?

Sushi I could eat for the rest of my days....So how far do you live and can I get there before the food turns cold...if it's Sushi no probs.

Watch out for Alan Whose Alan?

Please ignore those heathens OP Will do sounds like their holding your feet over the fire concerning this ( )! "

Please ignore them.....it's their special day out...anyway as I was saying, yes sushi ...you bring the soya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh fuck my fingers, I can't type....

U wait!

Wait for.....??

You want my fingers? "

Two hands I guess....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooo dinner? It's tea at my house ... Suzuki..is that Japanese food on the menu?

Sushi I could eat for the rest of my days....So how far do you live and can I get there before the food turns cold...if it's Sushi no probs.

Watch out for Alan

At dinner????

Yes

Picturing Alan sat on a seat with a napkin now.... "

Awwww he’d look so cute

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooooo dinner? It's tea at my house ... Suzuki..is that Japanese food on the menu?

Sushi I could eat for the rest of my days....So how far do you live and can I get there before the food turns cold...if it's Sushi no probs.

Watch out for Alan Whose Alan?

Please ignore those heathens OP Will do sounds like their holding your feet over the fire concerning this ( )!

Please ignore them.....it's their special day out...anyway as I was saying, yes sushi ...you bring the soya "
Sushi and Soya is that a good mix?

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Ooooo dinner? It's tea at my house ... Suzuki..is that Japanese food on the menu?

Sushi I could eat for the rest of my days....So how far do you live and can I get there before the food turns cold...if it's Sushi no probs.

Watch out for Alan Whose Alan?

Please ignore those heathens OP Will do sounds like their holding your feet over the fire concerning this ( )!

Please ignore them.....it's their special day out...anyway as I was saying, yes sushi ...you bring the soya Sushi and Soya is that a good mix?"

Soya sauce??????? Of course!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooo dinner? It's tea at my house ... Suzuki..is that Japanese food on the menu?

Sushi I could eat for the rest of my days....So how far do you live and can I get there before the food turns cold...if it's Sushi no probs.

Watch out for Alan Whose Alan?

Please ignore those heathens OP Will do sounds like their holding your feet over the fire concerning this ( )!

Please ignore them.....it's their special day out...anyway as I was saying, yes sushi ...you bring the soya "

Xperia we’re on a special day out and no one told me, are we having fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooo dinner? It's tea at my house ... Suzuki..is that Japanese food on the menu?

Sushi I could eat for the rest of my days....So how far do you live and can I get there before the food turns cold...if it's Sushi no probs.

Watch out for Alan

At dinner????

Yes

Picturing Alan sat on a seat with a napkin now....

Awwww he’d look so cute "

You know when you go to a lobster restaurant and they give you a huge plastic bib and pliers, I reckon dunner at suzuki's is like that....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooo dinner? It's tea at my house ... Suzuki..is that Japanese food on the menu?

Sushi I could eat for the rest of my days....So how far do you live and can I get there before the food turns cold...if it's Sushi no probs.

Watch out for Alan Whose Alan?

Please ignore those heathens OP Will do sounds like their holding your feet over the fire concerning this ( )!

Please ignore them.....it's their special day out...anyway as I was saying, yes sushi ...you bring the soya

Xperia we’re on a special day out and no one told me, are we having fun "

Is that like a backdoor offer for a sex date?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooooo dinner? It's tea at my house ... Suzuki..is that Japanese food on the menu?

Sushi I could eat for the rest of my days....So how far do you live and can I get there before the food turns cold...if it's Sushi no probs.

Watch out for Alan Whose Alan?

Please ignore those heathens OP Will do sounds like their holding your feet over the fire concerning this ( )!

Please ignore them.....it's their special day out...anyway as I was saying, yes sushi ...you bring the soya Sushi and Soya is that a good mix?

Soya sauce??????? Of course!!! "
Got ya. Do you drink what shall I bring?

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Ooooo dinner? It's tea at my house ... Suzuki..is that Japanese food on the menu?

Sushi I could eat for the rest of my days....So how far do you live and can I get there before the food turns cold...if it's Sushi no probs.

Watch out for Alan Whose Alan?

Please ignore those heathens OP Will do sounds like their holding your feet over the fire concerning this ( )!

Please ignore them.....it's their special day out...anyway as I was saying, yes sushi ...you bring the soya Sushi and Soya is that a good mix?

Soya sauce??????? Of course!!! Got ya. Do you drink what shall I bring?"

Although I don't drink, but need one after this thread!!!! Hmmmmmm Bailey's plenty of ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooo dinner? It's tea at my house ... Suzuki..is that Japanese food on the menu?

Sushi I could eat for the rest of my days....So how far do you live and can I get there before the food turns cold...if it's Sushi no probs.

Watch out for Alan Whose Alan?

Please ignore those heathens OP Will do sounds like their holding your feet over the fire concerning this ( )!

Please ignore them.....it's their special day out...anyway as I was saying, yes sushi ...you bring the soya Sushi and Soya is that a good mix?

Soya sauce??????? Of course!!! Got ya. Do you drink what shall I bring?"

A bib, plasters and lube....

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Ooooo dinner? It's tea at my house ... Suzuki..is that Japanese food on the menu?

Sushi I could eat for the rest of my days....So how far do you live and can I get there before the food turns cold...if it's Sushi no probs.

Watch out for Alan Whose Alan?

Please ignore those heathens OP Will do sounds like their holding your feet over the fire concerning this ( )!

Please ignore them.....it's their special day out...anyway as I was saying, yes sushi ...you bring the soya Sushi and Soya is that a good mix?

Soya sauce??????? Of course!!! Got ya. Do you drink what shall I bring?

A bib, plasters and lube.... "

That's done it....crying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooo dinner? It's tea at my house ... Suzuki..is that Japanese food on the menu?

Sushi I could eat for the rest of my days....So how far do you live and can I get there before the food turns cold...if it's Sushi no probs.

Watch out for Alan Whose Alan?

Please ignore those heathens OP Will do sounds like their holding your feet over the fire concerning this ( )!

Please ignore them.....it's their special day out...anyway as I was saying, yes sushi ...you bring the soya Sushi and Soya is that a good mix?

Soya sauce??????? Of course!!! Got ya. Do you drink what shall I bring?

A bib, plasters and lube....

That's done it....crying! "

Catch those tears for when you introduce me to Alan, ok

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Ok OP I'll fill u in ....Alan is my strap on.....

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Whose going to invite me to dinner at theirs tonight?"

You can come to mine but I won't be there, there's loads of food though so just help yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok OP I'll fill u in ....Alan is my strap on..... "

Fill him in!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok OP I'll fill u in ....Alan is my strap on..... "
Good name for a strap on!

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Ok OP I'll fill u in ....Alan is my strap on..... Good name for a strap on! "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whose going to invite me to dinner at theirs tonight?

You can come to mine but I won't be there, there's loads of food though so just help yourself."
Thanks, if I will be in danger elsewhere I may head over to yours!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok OP I'll fill u in ....Alan is my strap on..... Good name for a strap on!

Thank you "
Do you put Alan aside for your guests who may be a little squeamish in the same way some fear dogs?

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Ok OP I'll fill u in ....Alan is my strap on..... Good name for a strap on!

Thank you Do you put Alan aside for your guests who may be a little squeamish in the same way some fear dogs? "

Of course.....guests comfort comes first

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok OP I'll fill u in ....Alan is my strap on..... Good name for a strap on!

Thank you Do you put Alan aside for your guests who may be a little squeamish in the same way some fear dogs?

Of course.....guests comfort comes first "
So what are you drinking?

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Ok OP I'll fill u in ....Alan is my strap on..... Good name for a strap on!

Thank you Do you put Alan aside for your guests who may be a little squeamish in the same way some fear dogs?

Of course.....guests comfort comes first So what are you drinking?"

Bailey's plenty of ice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok OP I'll fill u in ....Alan is my strap on..... Good name for a strap on!

Thank you Do you put Alan aside for your guests who may be a little squeamish in the same way some fear dogs?

Of course.....guests comfort comes first So what are you drinking?

Bailey's plenty of ice "
Great stuff I like Bailey's too, should we invite anyone else or just a quiet one?

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Ok OP I'll fill u in ....Alan is my strap on..... Good name for a strap on!

Thank you Do you put Alan aside for your guests who may be a little squeamish in the same way some fear dogs?

Of course.....guests comfort comes first So what are you drinking?

Bailey's plenty of ice Great stuff I like Bailey's too, should we invite anyone else or just a quiet one?"

Oooooo quiet one for now....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok OP I'll fill u in ....Alan is my strap on..... Good name for a strap on!

Thank you Do you put Alan aside for your guests who may be a little squeamish in the same way some fear dogs?

Of course.....guests comfort comes first So what are you drinking?

Bailey's plenty of ice Great stuff I like Bailey's too, should we invite anyone else or just a quiet one?

Oooooo quiet one for now.... "
Yes I prefer that, ok I'm setting off to you now speak later. Bye for now xx

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Byeeeeeeeee loverrrrrrr

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Whose going to invite me to dinner at theirs tonight?

You can come to mine but I won't be there, there's loads of food though so just help yourself.Thanks, if I will be in danger elsewhere I may head over to yours!"

Beware, my next door neighbour is called Alan!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whose going to invite me to dinner at theirs tonight?

You can come to mine but I won't be there, there's loads of food though so just help yourself.Thanks, if I will be in danger elsewhere I may head over to yours!

Beware, my next door neighbour is called Alan! "
Holy Shit!!

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Whose going to invite me to dinner at theirs tonight?

You can come to mine but I won't be there, there's loads of food though so just help yourself.Thanks, if I will be in danger elsewhere I may head over to yours!

Beware, my next door neighbour is called Alan! Holy Shit!!"

Back to the wall!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought you don't like socials

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooo dinner? It's tea at my house ... "

Yes it’s tea for us too ,

Dinner sounds far too posh for us northerners lol

Anyway I had a ham sandwich for my dinner at 11.30

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thought you don't like socials "
Interesting socials yes, boring ones no. Sorry I can't communicate right now my mouth is full and my hands are occupied!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve got Saffron round for dinner tonight

Girly night, sounds good ... "

Steak and perving.. winner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve got Saffron round for dinner tonight "
how shes busy reporting on brexit i saw her on the news

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whose going to invite me to dinner at theirs tonight?

You can come to mine but I won't be there, there's loads of food though so just help yourself.Thanks, if I will be in danger elsewhere I may head over to yours!

Beware, my next door neighbour is called Alan! Holy Shit!!

Back to the wall!"
Not just back to the wall, climbing up them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok OP I'll fill u in ....Alan is my strap on..... Good name for a strap on! "

She has Bob too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok OP I'll fill u in ....Alan is my strap on..... Good name for a strap on!

She has Bob too "
If it's Ok I'll drop by yours on the way back from Wales your west country...I may need some sustenance on my travels.

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