FabSwingers.com forum: Worst opening message you’ve had

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just has a message from a guy and his opener was so wrong! What’s your worst opening message received ?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Great milkers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the weird one's, there's never enough of them, it's the boring ones that make me switch off....

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Oh too many.

The ones about coming to a deserted location alone, telling no one, like I'm going to be the first victim in a murder mystery.

The detailed ones where they're going to be violent and treat me in a degrading way in public.

Detailed fantasies involving niche fetishes where I have nearly lost my lunch.

That time someone told me women were racist for not fucking him.

Generic threats and abuse.

When I was "not meeting due to injury", being told to get off Fab or that they'd heal me with their magical penis, or that I was causing them unending suffering by being unavailable.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Oh. And the breeding bulls. Yuck.

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By *ilveryFoxMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Stop fabbing your sisters pictures

Love dad

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

The worst openers for me, are the ones that send scenarios.

Badly written porn scripts.

What they want to do to me, how they'd fuck me.

How they want to break me, make me beg, treat me like I'm their toy.

It's quite pathetic

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Ooh I know you! You're going to be in so much trouble when people find out you're on here, you naughty girl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Literally, just X

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"The worst openers for me, are the ones that send scenarios.

Badly written porn scripts.

What they want to do to me, how they'd fuck me.

How they want to break me, make me beg, treat me like I'm their toy.

It's quite pathetic

Yup. I almost always block those.

Some are shockingly naive and anatomically impossible though. I do sometimes wonder if they've ever met a woman in real life, much less seen one naked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great milkers

Pmsl

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea

Can I ask a question?

In a hotel close to you

Please read this

Like younger guys?

I can’t even count the amount of pms I get with these titles

The long written or cut and paste stupid fantasy’s mean absolutely nothing to a woman if it’s from a total stranger, I can imagine some stupid bloke actually wanking away quite happily wank wank send wank wank send wank wank send to numourous women that dont even bother to read them, just stop doing that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would I dress up like his mum and let him f**k me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would I dress up like his mum and let him f**k me

Did you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass.

In response to a thread I had started..

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Ooh. The can I ask you a question ones are usually the sneaky bad-filthy ones. Oh I'm so polite and deferential and boom, out comes the question and, it's horrifying.

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby

I've literally just had one saying he wished I was his aunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me fuck you like a sex slave

Of course, of course, nice to meet you too.... not

Hi stranger

Yes, you are a stranger, you will remain a stranger as I'm not a fan of trying to trick me into thinking we've spoken before as a conversation starter.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Can I ask what it takes to get a reply from you?

What are you into?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I received "your pussy looks deformed".

That's about as bad as it's got......so far

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I received "your pussy looks deformed".

That's about as bad as it's got......so far"

No worries mate, I'll keep it far away from you! Block

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would I dress up like his mum and let him f**k me

Did you? "

Ummmmmm what do,you think Einstein

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I received "your pussy looks deformed".

That's about as bad as it's got......so far

No worries mate, I'll keep it far away from you! Block "

No, I suggested that while I could get it fixed if I chose, he's stuck with being a cunt forever.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I received "your pussy looks deformed".

That's about as bad as it's got......so far

No worries mate, I'll keep it far away from you! Block

No, I suggested that while I could get it fixed if I chose, he's stuck with being a cunt forever.

I love you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I gag on a dildo on cam

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Just has a message from a guy and his opener was so wrong! What’s your worst opening message received ?"

"Can I lick you out on your period"

Definitely never heard that before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've literally just had one saying he wished I was his aunt. "

I’ve just had that one too

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Ones like 'what trouble have you been getting up to cheeky'

None of your fecking business

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Would love to pound your Mrs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you let me suck your cock then I will set you up with my daughter

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby

"I've literally just had one saying he wished I was his aunt.

I’ve just had that one too

There must be some kind of aunt fetish scene

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's a good opener then?

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By *ightkitty4uWoman
over a year ago

Epsom

Just read and deleted the following...

Your ads is fire

I wanna taste your bum

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"I've literally just had one saying he wished I was his aunt.

I’ve just had that one too

There must be some kind of aunt fetish scene

Yes I have one of those. As well as quite a few mummy ones

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"What's a good opener then?"

None of these

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I’m quite jealous, I haven’t had any fantasy messages to laugh at so far :/ heads back to the fugly post...

My worst starter messages was,

Do you like the feel of cum in your toes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didnt think they were but mine obviously suck also!! Ha

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale

"Great milkers

To be fair they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I impregnate you?

Does your husband know you are here? (Read the profile)

And anyone called me Mummy!!!

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"I've literally just had one saying he wished I was his aunt.

I’ve just had that one too

There must be some kind of aunt fetish scene

Yes I have one of those. As well as quite a few mummy ones

How bizarre, I’ve just received the ‘aunt’ one

I’ve also had the ‘mummy ‘ also from men the same age as me or older

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Can i r.a.p.e you?

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"If you let me suck your cock then I will set you up with my daughter"

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I concur with the others over the fantasy ones - they're never good erotica and a lot of guys love sending them.

Fore-warned, is fore-armed, so it's good to shake the unsuitable out of the tree, before it's too late

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Ones like 'what trouble have you been getting up to cheeky'

None of your fecking business "

Ooh yes. And pet names like cheeky. Maybe if I know you?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"What's a good opener then?"

Say what you like about the profile, what you think you have in common, and what you might have to offer. Is what I like. Others will vary, their profile will be a guide.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you be my step mum lol

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

I had one that just said "can you fart in my face"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I thought mine was bad but some of these are so funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want you to use me as your toilet. I wanna be your sex slave."

What do you say to that? Already dropped my kids off in the pool?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I don't often get bad ones - they're mainly of the "wanna meet for a BJ?" variety - but I did get a guy asking if I wanted to watch him poo once

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By *ara JTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol East

The opening one was fine - hello, how are you kind-of-thing.

It was the 2nd one that shocked me - would i take his dog's cock?

Earlier this week on here.

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By *eclanHMan
over a year ago

Liphook

Recently got a message that read:

“How far down do you lower your trousers when you’re sat on the toilet. To your ankles, shins, or knees?”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I recently got “You’re a hairy ugly c*** but I’m horny so you’ll do. What’s your address? I’m local”

Of course I met them straight away

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Heya sexy babe

What am I 18????

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I've had a run of new horrifying ones that top anything here.

Not posting, I'll get a forum ban.

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Just "hi". You have taken the time to go to my profile, to decide there is something there that you like, to choose to send a message, you have the whole of the English language and many others available to you and you decide that you will spark my imagination with 2 letters??

Bit more effort please. At least surprise me with the 2 letters used.

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

Meet

Nothing else just one word

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By *elticgoddessTV/TS
over a year ago

Plumstead

"Meet

Nothing else just one word "

Meet or Meat?

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By *aughtyforcouplesMan
over a year ago

exeter

"If you let me suck your cock then I will set you up with my daughter"

I had this one too from a cross dresser.......

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By *elticgoddessTV/TS
over a year ago

Plumstead

I've had this one more than once,

"Great pics, it's a pity you're a tranny"

Closely followed by

"I don't normally meet tv's but I'd make an exception for you"

Charming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one I received last week with a load of abuse wishing my unborn baby dead. Probably the worst one so far

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

O the joys of having intelligence

“ meet me now suck my cock”

“Wow , closely followed by Meet”

“ you don’t look female. “ my reply “ I’m not”

And finially the bestest

“Hi”

Wow

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

"Meet

Nothing else just one word

Meet or Meat?"

Meet - think they wanted to meet up but forgot the rest of the sentence plus a hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one I received last week with a load of abuse wishing my unborn baby dead. Probably the worst one so far

That’s horrific. How can anyone stoop so low? I hope you reported that, somethings people can handle but that would make me go beserk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one I received last week with a load of abuse wishing my unborn baby dead. Probably the worst one so far

That’s horrific. How can anyone stoop so low? I hope you reported that, somethings people can handle but that would make me go beserk

I genuinely cried lol

Most random abuse I can brush off and laugh, but not that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one I received last week with a load of abuse wishing my unborn baby dead. Probably the worst one so far

That’s horrific. How can anyone stoop so low? I hope you reported that, somethings people can handle but that would make me go beserk

I genuinely cried lol

Most random abuse I can brush off and laugh, but not that one "

No that’s just sick on every possible level

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

What are these strange "opening messages" you talk of ?

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By *uHorny1Man
over a year ago

Cannock

Hi hun, you look nice lets meet. I need petrol for my car so ifcyiu could send some Amazon or iTunes gift vouchers I can come and meet you.

I know Amazon sell most things, but petrol????

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By *aughty_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Cheltenham

The most memorable I had was a bloke asking me if I would consider wearing stilettos and standing on a live crab or snake

I replied “I’m sorry but animal cruelty doesn’t do it for me”

Like how did he even find out that turned him on?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet now?

Meet me and a mate?

Would you be up for a gangbang?

Blowjob and go?

All met with a negative response

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By *bcums3Couple
over a year ago

lanarkshire

“Hey babe...you want to do some naked bowling”?????....I mean why would you possibly think I would? And do you have a bowling alley in your house?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"The most memorable I had was a bloke asking me if I would consider wearing stilettos and standing on a live crab or snake

I replied “I’m sorry but animal cruelty doesn’t do it for me”

Like how did he even find out that turned him on?!

Maybe he meant he had crabs living on him and not seaside crabs

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By *ed wineMan
over a year ago

Where the streets have no name

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By *ed wineMan
over a year ago

Where the streets have no name

-Inbox (couple): pic ijy

-Me: Hi, glad to receive your message. pic ijy?

-Inbox: u

-Me: Sorry, I don't understand

-Inbox: fk u

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By *elticgoddessTV/TS
over a year ago

Plumstead

Got over excited and went off too soon

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I have had one that was

That’s all

Also one who asked if I was interested in pooping into his mouth.....I put him on my ‘maybe’ list

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

More importantly did the people sending these messages have veris ?

If so i am changing my opening messages

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"The one I received last week with a load of abuse wishing my unborn baby dead. Probably the worst one so far

That’s horrific. How can anyone stoop so low? I hope you reported that, somethings people can handle but that would make me go beserk

I genuinely cried lol

Most random abuse I can brush off and laugh, but not that one "

Hugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there are some awful lines here in fact i am thinking of using half of them myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one I received last week with a load of abuse wishing my unborn baby dead. Probably the worst one so far

That’s horrific. How can anyone stoop so low? I hope you reported that, somethings people can handle but that would make me go beserk

I genuinely cried lol

Most random abuse I can brush off and laugh, but not that one "

That is truly abhorrent. So sorry you had to deal with shit like that. Hugs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi dude. Good anus on you

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I feel fortunate that we've only had two bad ones.

Our first was "u 4 real?" The other was along the lines of "I know you are not looking for single men but could I watch the two of you have sex and maybe have a wank?" When I explained why the answer was no he told us we have an attitude problem!

Do the stories I'm reading make you lose your hope in men? Please tell me not all of them are that bad.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I feel fortunate that we've only had two bad ones.

Do the stories I'm reading make you lose your hope in men? Please tell me not all of them are that bad. "

Fab has the best and worst of humanity. Some days I wonder why I sift through the shit, but others I know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why don’t we flip this into a more positive thread.

What’s the best opening message you’ve received?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here’s a pic of my girlfriend. Do you want to punch her in the face?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one I received last week with a load of abuse wishing my unborn baby dead. Probably the worst one so far

What on earth is wrong with people? That's horrific.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Why don’t we flip this into a more positive thread.

What’s the best opening message you’ve received? "

Or we can start a thread on that. Catharsis has benefits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is truly a dad state of affairs when very young men message with "heh babe wanna stay with me tonight "

Or messages asking if I will send my used panties to yhem

I had so many ridiculous offers that I genuinely laugh now and give back sarcasm by the bucket load, you can literally see them fizzingg. Some of those people should be banned from the site, it's so wrong in so many levels and puts a wrong impression on genuine fabbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t want to take up the whole thread and quote everyone but thank you x

And don’t know. He said other things in the message as well which were awful. I had never messaged him before. All my filters were up (including no men messaging me) so he had obviously messaged me previously.

Ah well

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