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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" "
view pics

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Smack your arse as you go put the kettle on I'm gagging here

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

See if he is hiding anything in his batman pants

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"See if he is hiding anything in his batman pants "

Stand and let you whip my pants off

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

Ask if any other doughnuts were available that hadn’t been on his cock

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Ask if any other doughnuts were available that hadn’t been on his cock "
plump up their sofa cushions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask if any other doughnuts were available that hadn’t been on his cock plump up their sofa cushions"
make him a nice cup of coffee.....halfway through

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

FAC?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smack his bottom

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"Smack his bottom "

It would definitely involve boobs...

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By *empsey and hotpieceMan
over a year ago

North west


"Smack his bottom "

FFM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id have more of the OP

;) x

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By *nozcumberMan
over a year ago

Honiton


"Id have more of the OP

;) x"

Kiss firmly on the bum cheek x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id have more of the OP

;) x"
bury at the beach and paint her face green

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id have more of the OP

;) xbury at the beach and paint her face green "

Pull his finger

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Id have more of the OP

;) xbury at the beach and paint her face green

Pull his finger "

Pull here hair from behind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 29/03/19 06:43:17]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id have more of the OP

;) xbury at the beach and paint her face green "

Id prefer purple thanks

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Id have more of the OP

;) xbury at the beach and paint her face green

Id prefer purple thanks "

Gin and a chat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id have more of the OP

;) xbury at the beach and paint her face green

Id prefer purple thanks

Gin and a chat "

Have a huge hug would be nifty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 29/03/19 06:49:15]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More gin and chat...lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id have more of the OP

;) xbury at the beach and paint her face green

Id prefer purple thanks

Gin and a chat

Have a huge hug would be nifty"

Teabag and gerbil and feed barm cakes

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

A Charleston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id have more of the OP

;) xbury at the beach and paint her face green

Id prefer purple thanks

Gin and a chat

Have a huge hug would be nifty

Teabag and gerbil and feed barm cakes "
teach what gerbils are for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy a pint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id have more of the OP

;) xbury at the beach and paint her face green

Id prefer purple thanks

Gin and a chat

Have a huge hug would be nifty

Teabag and gerbil and feed barm cakes teach what gerbils are for "

Put chips in his tea cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stand under her umberella, ella, ella...

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'll be off then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tbag 5 times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get d*unk with

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Get d*unk with "

Tie her down and taser her foof

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

Games and eat his... Maltesers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 29/03/19 07:33:05]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Games and eat his... Maltesers "
il show u this week

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Games and eat his... Maltesers il show u this week "
feed him bacon butties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Games and eat his... Maltesers il show u this week feed him bacon butties"

Lick mmm

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Shave his body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a drink with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a drink with "
communicate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a drink with communicate"

Buy him some trousers, he's lost em poor fella.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a drink with communicate

Buy him some trousers, he's lost em poor fella."
kiss the woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a drink with communicate

Buy him some trousers, he's lost em poor fella."

Put their claim to the test

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 29/03/19 11:38:23]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tease and drinks

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By *herealdavidjonesMan
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Anything she let me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tease and drinks"

Join in....!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pass"

Surrender myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pass

Surrender myself"

Rub her rusty kettle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tickle her feet with a feather duster

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By *ussD1Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pass

Surrender myself"

Anything she’d want me to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pass

Surrender myself

Anything she’d want me to. "
give some ideas what he can use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pass

Surrender myself

Anything she’d want me to. give some ideas what he can use"

Have a pint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pass

Surrender myself

Rub her rusty kettle "

Rusty? Only shiny vessels, here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pass

Surrender myself

Rub her rusty kettle

Rusty? Only shiny vessels, here. "
m

Find out where those legs lead!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pass

Surrender myself

Rub her rusty kettle

Rusty? Only shiny vessels, here. "
tell her to google salad fingers to get my kettle joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pass

Surrender myself

Rub her rusty kettle

Rusty? Only shiny vessels, here. tell her to google salad fingers to get my kettle joke "

cba.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pass

Surrender myself

Rub her rusty kettle

Rusty? Only shiny vessels, here. tell her to google salad fingers to get my kettle joke

cba. "

Spanks and drinks

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By *ooliganMan
over a year ago

Preston

Get feisty...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drinks!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Buy them lunch seeing as it's dinner time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buy them lunch seeing as it's dinner time "

Yes please!! Go on then!!!!xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Join in

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Join in "

Borrow a twenty quid to pay for lunch

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"Join in

Borrow a twenty quid to pay for lunch "

Get him to change his pants for a start then a pint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Join in

Borrow a twenty quid to pay for lunch "

Haha!! Damn it!!

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By *uckerfuckerMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Get ‘A” to cut her nails to avoid incriminating scratches on my back ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get ‘A” to cut her nails to avoid incriminating scratches on my back ??"

It wasn’t me that did those to him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get ‘A” to cut her nails to avoid incriminating scratches on my back ??

It wasn’t me that did those to him "
Ask for an invite to their bbq

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get ‘A” to cut her nails to avoid incriminating scratches on my back ??

It wasn’t me that did those to him Ask for an invite to their bbq "

If you want to look after 4 young kids, be our guest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get ‘A” to cut her nails to avoid incriminating scratches on my back ??

It wasn’t me that did those to him Ask for an invite to their bbq

If you want to look after 4 young kids, be our guest "

Sorry....wrong emoji!! The only eye rolling is towards kids!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry....wrong emoji!! The only eye rolling is towards kids!!"

I like how giddy and happy you look your photos of your couples meet.

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cup of tea "

Afternoon tea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Borrow his hose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Compare cock pressure....

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


" "

Skipping all the way back up to the Op. Any and everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever she wanted x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever I'm allowed to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Skipping all the way back up to the Op. Any and everything. "

That’s not allowed! Refereeeeeeeee!

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Compare cock pressure.... "

Something painful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Compare cock pressure....

Something painful "

Like in a good way....?

Nails down my back sort thing?

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Compare cock pressure....

Something painful

Like in a good way....?

Nails down my back sort thing? "

Hmmmmmm let me think........NO

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Compare cock pressure....

Something painful

Like in a good way....?

Nails down my back sort thing?

Hmmmmmm let me think........NO "

Tazer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drinks and a flirt

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Drinks and a flirt"

More drinks and flirt right back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drinks and a flirt"

Gringmd against mrs at a bar real naughty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drinks and a flirt

Gringmd against mrs at a bar real naughty "
Lick those Abs (Ali)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drinks and a flirt

Gringmd against mrs at a bar real naughty Lick those Abs (Ali) "

Where would you finish licking up;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drinks and a flirt

Gringmd against mrs at a bar real naughty Lick those Abs (Ali)

Where would you finish licking up;)"
start at the top and work my way down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drinks and a flirt

Gringmd against mrs at a bar real naughty Lick those Abs (Ali)

Where would you finish licking up;)start at the top and work my way down "

Spanks and licks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Licks and sucks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drinks and a flirt

Gringmd against mrs at a bar real naughty Lick those Abs (Ali)

Where would you finish licking up;)start at the top and work my way down

Spanks and licks"

Get them a new camera. The one they've got leaves black marks on the pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drinks and a flirt

Gringmd against mrs at a bar real naughty Lick those Abs (Ali)

Where would you finish licking up;)start at the top and work my way down

Spanks and licks

Get them a new camera. The one they've got leaves black marks on the pics."
take his sunnys of so he can read that book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drinks and a flirt

Gringmd against mrs at a bar real naughty Lick those Abs (Ali)

Where would you finish licking up;)start at the top and work my way down

Spanks and licks

Get them a new camera. The one they've got leaves black marks on the pics.take his sunnys of so he can read that book"

Teabag whilst reporting on brexit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drinks and a flirt

Gringmd against mrs at a bar real naughty Lick those Abs (Ali)

Where would you finish licking up;)start at the top and work my way down

Spanks and licks

Get them a new camera. The one they've got leaves black marks on the pics.take his sunnys of so he can read that book

Teabag whilst reporting on brexit"

Spank whilst discussing the latest Brexit vote

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By *asha86Couple
over a year ago

walsall

Hot tub time

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley


"[Removed by poster at 29/03/19 17:39:35]"
share Tasha and buy the fella a drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give him a wedgy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 29/03/19 17:43:57]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[clothing removed by poster at 29/03/19 17:43:57]"
watch strip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smash his hulk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fire up the cauldron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hot tub time "

Room for two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tennis mixed doubles

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Tennis mixed doubles "

Run through the hills naked with him and pooch x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squash"

Peel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tango

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We shagging, or eating oranges?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat oranges

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spank"

Get to know her

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire


"Spank"

Kiss those gorgeous lips.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Spank

Kiss those gorgeous lips. "

Nibble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spank

Kiss those gorgeous lips.

Nibble "

Massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drinks"

My round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drinks

My round "
grope bum

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire


"Drinks

My round grope bum "

Grab that arse and give her a snog.

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By *averockrockMan
over a year ago

swindon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drinks

My round grope bum "

Love to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirty threesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tease"

Bring some meat to the BBQ.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tease"

Spank

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Tease

Bring some meat to the BBQ. "

Share a pint ( as in 1 each not take a sip and pass it on )

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire


"Tease

Bring some meat to the BBQ.

Share a pint ( as in 1 each not take a sip and pass it on ) "

Pint is then, mines a Guinness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tease

Bring some meat to the BBQ.

Share a pint ( as in 1 each not take a sip and pass it on )

Pint is then, mines a Guinness. "

Share a pint x

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Tease

Bring some meat to the BBQ.

Share a pint ( as in 1 each not take a sip and pass it on )

Pint is then, mines a Guinness.

Share a pint x"

Anything she wanted xxx

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Pint it is

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By *averockrockMan
over a year ago

swindon

Mfm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mfm "
MMMF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask whether they are enjoying fab

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By *averockrockMan
over a year ago

swindon

Ask if she wants fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to fuck Dave's watermelon while he watches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to fuck Dave's watermelon while he watches."

I’d like to to watch you too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roll around the bed naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sneakily stroke the outside of her panties whilst hoisting a skirt up above her waist, albeit away from prying eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sneakily stroke the outside of her panties whilst hoisting a skirt up above her waist, albeit away from prying eyes"

Put a bucket on his head (safety reasons) and get him to run around my garden naked as I use him for target practice with a paint ball gun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sneakily stroke the outside of her panties whilst hoisting a skirt up above her waist, albeit away from prying eyes

Put a bucket on his head (safety reasons) and get him to run around my garden naked as I use him for target practice with a paint ball gun"

Made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me too to be fair. Touché

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

wrestle an aligator, reckon our powers combined we could do it.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Hold his phone and call an ambulance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hold his phone and call an ambulance "
nibble his doughnuts x

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Hold his phone and call an ambulance nibble his doughnuts x"

Pass you a bobble whilst you nibble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Share a bad of maltesers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Share a bad of maltesers"

A cheeky pint

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

What wouldn't I do is more to the point

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By *aveyIOM1970Man
over a year ago

douglas

Pint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 30/03/19 05:56:56]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a tattoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stroke that fine ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pint"
slap bum

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Pintslap bum "

Slap bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zilch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll wash you dry

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Probably nothing. No offence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drinks

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 31/03/19 11:52:42]"
quick kiss x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss, massage and the rest

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