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Boring thread: Part 2

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The nights are drawing out, usually happens this time of year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The nights are drawing out, usually happens this time of year."

I noticed that.

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there


"The nights are drawing out, usually happens this time of year.

I noticed that."

Reminds me of when they draw in, but just the other way round

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’ve been stood by the kettle waiting for it to boil for 20 minutes, then I realised I hadn’t plugged it in, what am I like. Next time I’ll remember to plug it in, if I don’t forget.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The nights are drawing out, usually happens this time of year.

I noticed that."

Same thing happened last year and the year before that, might just be coincidence.

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon


"The nights are drawing out, usually happens this time of year.

I noticed that.

Same thing happened last year and the year before that, might just be coincidence. "

Nah its chem trails

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’m still trying to get my toaster setting right, think I might have to move it up a notch.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Someone with a penis just looked at my profile, oh there’s another penis looking at me, no vaginas though. Shame, I prefer people with vaginas to look.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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My foot is itchy.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I couldn't reach the sauce so I got a stool to stand on .... it worked ! I have the sauce.

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

Drinking coffee

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The nights are drawing out, usually happens this time of year.

I noticed that.

Reminds me of when they draw in, but just the other way round "

Good observation

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I like mild cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like cheese too

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

I only used to like melted cheese - but now I can have a mild one with ham on a butty

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I only use one side of a cheese grater.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

My bedroom carpet is a beautiful shade of blue. It looks especially vibrant when touched by sunlight.

I am now going to urinate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only used to like melted cheese - but now I can have a mild one with ham on a butty "

Do you like a butty or a barm cake Sally...I’m trying my very best to keep a straight face tying this......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like mild cheese"

Cheese gives me a face rash.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"My bedroom carpet is a beautiful shade of blue. It looks especially vibrant when touched by sunlight.

I am now going to urinate."

Not boring enough. You used eloquent language and amazing imagery.

Must try harder.

Hope your piss is a good one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like mild cheese

Cheese gives me a face rash. "

Stop putting it on your face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only use one side of a cheese grater."

Clever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like mild cheese

Cheese gives me a face rash.

Stop putting it on your face "

But it's really nice

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there


"I only used to like melted cheese - but now I can have a mild one with ham on a butty

Do you like a butty or a barm cake Sally...I’m trying my very best to keep a straight face tying this......"

A butty because I’ve only ever had it on sliced bread, one day I may let my guard down some more and experiment on a barm

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I’m watching say yes to the dress....now that is boring.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I only use one side of a cheese grater.

Clever"

Not really, I just don’t know what the others are for.

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there


"I only use one side of a cheese grater."

My cheese graters only got one side, saves letting others go to waste

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My bedroom carpet is a beautiful shade of blue. It looks especially vibrant when touched by sunlight.

I am now going to urinate."

That’s bordering on quite interesting, just reign it in.

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By *appyhumper123Man
over a year ago

hull

I like cheese but prefer it roasted on toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only use one side of a cheese grater.

Clever

Not really, I just don’t know what the others are for."

Me neither

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to mum's for tea and had soup. She asked if I wanted white or granary bread to go with it. It was tough to call but I eventually chose the granary. It was nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back at the hotel about to watch a film

Danish

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Easter eggs seem cheaper this year.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Went to mum's for tea and had soup. She asked if I wanted white or granary bread to go with it. It was tough to call but I eventually chose the granary. It was nice. "

Healthy option, Wise decision.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have one leg on the table and one leg on the floor.

I will alternate them in a bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have one leg on the table and one leg on the floor.

I will alternate them in a bit.

"

Yeah you don’t want dvt!

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By *appyhumper123Man
over a year ago

hull

boring day at work today, looks like another boring day tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love drumstick lollies - rock and roll

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I read a book once.

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By *o_eye_deerMan
over a year ago

The South Near That London


"I read a book once."

I read that one as well

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I read a book once.

I read that one as well"

It was called 'Blind Moose'

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By *o_eye_deerMan
over a year ago

The South Near That London


"I read a book once.

I read that one as well

It was called 'Blind Moose' "

Ah the Big print edition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m sitting down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m sitting down"

No way!! Same!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was sitting down, but then I stood up. I might sit down again in a bit.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I cleaned my glasses earlier with a special cloth.

I can see more clearly now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I cleaned my glasses earlier with a special cloth.

I can see more clearly now."

The rain has gone ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was sitting down, but then I stood up. I might sit down again in a bit."

Keep us posted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just heard a siren.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m sitting down

No way!! Same!"

That’s amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cleaned my glasses earlier with a special cloth.

I can see more clearly now.

The rain has gone ?"

Has it

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds


"I cleaned my glasses earlier with a special cloth.

I can see more clearly now.

The rain has gone ?

Has it"

Seems to have

'Checks out of the window'

Yup it seems dry out there now...

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Flavoured quark may be low in sugar but is rather hard going.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I have heartburn

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I am presently watching my PS4 controller charging.

I may do some sit ups whilst I wait.

I may even urinate again to

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’ve just had a shower/ soapy wank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will there be a boring thread part 3

Is do hope so

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By *ertnsarahCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Had a pack of 8 outdoor bred pork sausages from Lidl yesterday reduced to 70p. Haven't decided whether to do them with egg & chips or mash & gravy for tea tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a pack of 8 outdoor bred pork sausages from Lidl yesterday reduced to 70p. Haven't decided whether to do them with egg & chips or mash & gravy for tea tonight."

Mash and gravy

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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I think this is actually one of the most interesting threads I’ve read on here. Good work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Birds are singing outside my flat every morning. Actually quite nice.

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By *ertnsarahCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich


"Had a pack of 8 outdoor bred pork sausages from Lidl yesterday reduced to 70p. Haven't decided whether to do them with egg & chips or mash & gravy for tea tonight.

Mash and gravy"

Bert will be having sausage & mash for tea, thankyou.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Th bus I was on traveling home from work on last night crashed, luckily no one was hurt. And then I hot home to find the holiday to Rome my kids booked for my birthday had been cancelled by the tour operator because they couldn't honour the deal (first hol in a long time).

They say it comes in 3's, I'm wondering what today holds.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I woke up for a wee at 7.46

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Today I shall be mostly be fixing my fence, I’ll keep you posted. Posts, fence etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm recharging lots of batteries today.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm recharging lots of batteries today. "

For your sex toys ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m in bed"

I would join you, but I have to fix a fence, see above.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Today I shall be mostly be fixing my fence, I’ll keep you posted. Posts, fence etc"

Indont get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s lots or road noise in this hotel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in bed

I would join you, but I have to fix a fence, see above. "

Want some help with the fence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zzzzz zzzzzz zzzzzzz

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

It’s dark in my bedroom with the curtains closed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waiting...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m in bed

I would join you, but I have to fix a fence, see above.

Want some help with the fence"

Yes please, I can’t fit fence panels in my car.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Today I shall be mostly be fixing my fence, I’ll keep you posted. Posts, fence etc

Indont get it "

I’ll explain on the way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in bed

I would join you, but I have to fix a fence, see above.

Want some help with the fence

Yes please, I can’t fit fence panels in my car."

I can strap them to the roof of my robin reliant

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m in bed

I would join you, but I have to fix a fence, see above.

Want some help with the fence

Yes please, I can’t fit fence panels in my car.

I can strap them to the roof of my robin reliant "

Okay, bring your strap on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had the choice of full English or American breakfast. I went for the American.

Danish x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've nearly finished my coffee. .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just had the choice of full English or American breakfast. I went for the American.

Danish x"

Life on the edge.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

I had a wee. Very nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have spent all week building up to clearing my desk. I have to file some paperwork. It has gone from 3 piles down to two.

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By *buse my girlfriendCouple
over a year ago

Derby

I've eaten all my pack up already.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had the choice of full English or American breakfast. I went for the American.

Danish x

Life on the edge."

It did not disappoint

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By *ertnsarahCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

I defrosted the freezer & cleaned the fridge out yesterday.

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

Sat in my truck.....again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I appear to be still in Europe

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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Don't forget to adjust your clocks on Sunday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't forget to adjust your clocks on Sunday "

Can i change mine in October...I can't be bothered I suppose. !

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By *ussD1Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

Sellotape isn’t what it used to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s friday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve just woken up

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

I was looking for something interesting to do, but i wrote this post instead.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'm down to half a sugar in my tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve finished my cup of coffee x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I can see a pigeon stood on a cows head, the cow hasn’t noticed, he’s still chewing the cud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can see a pigeon stood on a cows head, the cow hasn’t noticed, he’s still chewing the cud."

That's not boring, that's cute and hilarious! I love shit like that....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can see a pigeon stood on a cows head, the cow hasn’t noticed, he’s still chewing the cud.

That's not boring, that's cute and hilarious! I love shit like that.... "

The pigeon is still there, I’m convinced the cow is mechanical and the pigeon is operating her.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

If you have a special card, you get half price hot drinks in the Booths cafe, apparently.

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