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By *itty9899 OP Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

fancy some rumpy-pumpy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"fancy some rumpy-pumpy"

Yes please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"fancy some rumpy-pumpy

Yes please."

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Let's get naked x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"fancy some rumpy-pumpy"

I see your going for the title of "most threads posted on one day"

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"fancy some rumpy-pumpy

I see your going for the title of "most threads posted on one day""

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Naked twister???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"fancy some rumpy-pumpy

I see your going for the title of "most threads posted on one day""

How does that work for you then

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By *erms and conditionsCouple
over a year ago

Alton

There is the friends classic

"Years ago, when I was backpacking across western Europe"

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

Let's bump pelvises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop talking and take that dress off you

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By *itty9899 OP Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"fancy some rumpy-pumpy

I see your going for the title of "most threads posted on one day""

Im just bored

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Get your kit off!

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Fancy a roll around?

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Naked cuddles???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been bitten on the cock by a venomous snake and I need you to suck the poison out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a roll around? "

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Naked cuddles???

Also yes.

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"Fancy a roll around?

Yes"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What to hop on the good foot and do the bad thing?

Doughnut

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

Can I gently insert my penis into your bottom

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"I've been bitten on the cock by a venomous snake and I need you to suck the poison out.

Lie back and enjoy babe

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Want to play hide the sausage??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let’s get jiggy with it!

Doughnut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"fancy some rumpy-pumpy

Yes please.

I was talking to Wetter, but you'll do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would u like to sample my Lincolnshire sausage madam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been bitten on the cock by a venomous snake and I need you to suck the poison out.

Lie back and enjoy babe

Ooh how did you learn to do that with your tongue?

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By *o_eye_deerMan
over a year ago

The South Near That London

Say “how you doin’?” whilst licking my eyebrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Want to play hide the sausage?? "

Wouldn't say no.

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"I've been bitten on the cock by a venomous snake and I need you to suck the poison out.

Lie back and enjoy babe

Ooh how did you learn to do that with your tongue?

You ain’t had the whole treatment yet...... get in my throat *gag gag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put your cock in me, I’m ready.

Danish x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been bitten on the cock by a venomous snake and I need you to suck the poison out.

Lie back and enjoy babe

Ooh how did you learn to do that with your tongue?

You ain’t had the whole treatment yet...... get in my throat *gag gag "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like to hope on the good foot and do the bad thing

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple
over a year ago

bradford

Her; get in this bed and get up to your nuts in these guts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naked twister

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

Brace yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jump on

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Gi's a shag!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

You up for some mischief & shenanigans?

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm ready. Come and get me x

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

Shall we go up stairs usually works and I find if I remove all my clothes I don't have to say anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a new bed, wanna help me break it in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a catch up baby ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get em off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you going to have a shower"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hanky panky

Let's have relations

Ding Dong!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get your knickers off and slide down this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get your rat out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never ask , it just happens , when we either go to bed or wake up in the morning

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Fuck me

Puppies

The horizontal monster mash

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

Let's do the dance with no pants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Join me for a spot of horizontal jogging

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By *htcMan
over a year ago

Giggy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Care to join me in a horizontal tango?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Care to join me in a horizontal tango?"

Wanna dance

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Can I park my porche in your garage?

Do the nasty?

Have a round of golf.. play a few holes?

Put my fan in your fandango

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In, out & put the kettle on

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a spooning that leads to a forking

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Fancy a pole dance?

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By *appyhumper123Man
over a year ago

hull

my cock, your pussy lets have a party

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

Let's make baby's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let’s wooowho

(Sims word for sex)

Mrscxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let’s get naked and wrestle

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Let's get it on ... sung of course in your best Marvin Gaye voice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a shag ?

Lots of ways to say it without saying sex

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

How many people ever actually say

Let's have sex

Would you like sex?

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Any chance of me knobbing the life out of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shall I use my pole in your hole to milk myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy getting jiggy with me

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By *itty9899 OP Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"How many people ever actually say

Let's have sex

Would you like sex?"

That what people want to say, just can't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With the right person i just have to wiggle my butt lol

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Let's play pelvic lego

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's down to you but do you wanna feel the love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna climb on my pork sword

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By *otts72Man
over a year ago

London

Fancy a bunk up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey ladies fancy spit roasting this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As this is fab from what I can gather from the ladies the most common way is to ask:

Can I come round for a shag?

Not even a hint of a please or thank you...'shakes head in despair'

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

lets bump private parts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At university there was a FAF week.

Or "Find A Friend", official term.

Unofficial term "Fuck a Fresher".

It gets used a lot on here as "Fancy a Fuck" but always raises a smile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did you know I needed to know what 'FAF' was short for ...

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want to bump uglies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we meet up for a coffee?

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By *lice AgainTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Can I gently insert my penis into your bottom "

Yes, I'd like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have some ........what?..........you know ,some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your ass is grass, and I'm a lawnmower baby!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your ass is grass, and I'm a lawnmower baby!"
trim my patch back gates on the latch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your ass is grass, and I'm a lawnmower baby!trim my patch back gates on the latch"

You want me to come in the back entrance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your ass is grass, and I'm a lawnmower baby!trim my patch back gates on the latch

You want me to come in the back entrance?

"
yes but don't enter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your ass is grass, and I'm a lawnmower baby!trim my patch back gates on the latch

You want me to come in the back entrance?

yes but don't enter "

That's a conundrum.

Naked sunbathe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your ass is grass, and I'm a lawnmower baby!trim my patch back gates on the latch

You want me to come in the back entrance?

yes but don't enter

That's a conundrum.

Naked sunbathe?"
just pass mover over fence and I do Yes is that an invite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come and stick the p in the v

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come and stick the p in the v

"
pcv

I get you

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By *rSteve6Man
over a year ago

Bolton and Pattaya,Thailand

The Thai way :- 'You want boom boom ? '

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By *ountbattenMan
over a year ago

Chester

Wanna dance the sideways shuffle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How's your farther?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

snoo snoo anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See if we can find the beast with two backs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That old classic ... hop on baby

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By *rungeguyMan
over a year ago

leeds

Bang?

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By *opilotMan
over a year ago

Heathrow

Let's bump uglies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"fancy some rumpy-pumpy

Yes please.

I was talking to Wetter, but you'll do."

Thaaaaaaaaaaaaanks Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give it to me, baby a-ha a-ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Care to join me in a horizontal tango?

Wanna dance

Are you asking?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Take me now

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By *addyLilGirlCouple
over a year ago

lancashire

Gimme zig-a-zig-a ahhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you say spoon

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever the wind takes me

Just a raised eyebrow and a pelvic thrust works for me.

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By *addyLilGirlCouple
over a year ago

lancashire

"Just a raised eyebrow and a pelvic thrust works for me."

Easy life you girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like to fornicate with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you like to fornicate with me "

Ah go on go on go on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bend over and think of England

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sausage and mash ?

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

I like the tiles behind you, do you know the reference?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone fancy a good rodgering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just a raised eyebrow and a pelvic thrust works for me."

I find it's a jump to the left, and then a step to the right. I put my hands on my hips and bring my knees in tight. Then it's the pelvic thrust. It really drives you insane.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hows your father

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lets walk in the garden and plant a seed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Thai way :- 'You want boom boom ? '"

I thought it was "Me love you long time, 5dollar sucky sucky"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sign language for sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Cheeky bang at my place?”

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By *urious couple22Couple
over a year ago

Derby

Boom boom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you like to fornicate with me

Ah go on go on go on!"

As I am getting erotically aroused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never asked in my life, js....

(not with words, a look maybe...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excuse me but may I fuck the shit out of you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excuse me but may I fuck the shit out of you?"

It does exactly what it says on the tin I suppose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

please may i have a wank with your vagina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U ever rode a wild stallion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we doing it ?

*then the eye roll to the bedroom*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*gives the "look"*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna FUCK ..?

Strange everybody forgotton about this almighty word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You want me love you long time

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By *attooedBBWWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

“I’ve got something wet and warm that is aching to be touched would you like to see?”

Or the classic

“Hey bbe wanna fuck”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“I’ve got something wet and warm that is aching to be touched would you like to see?”

Or the classic

“Hey bbe wanna fuck”"
only if I can bring my snorkel

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

"“I’ve got something wet and warm that is aching to be touched would you like to see?”

Or the classic

“Hey bbe wanna fuck”"

Fancy a bounce ?

Or boink

Or lady gaga’s come take a ride on my disco stick

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By *ust chilled out meMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Fancy being pleased

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bend over and let me remove your nickers you have 5 seconds to comply

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Thumb and finger make a circle left hand

Insert finger from right hand through the circle and move it in and out while winking at partner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gets in shower when I'm naked, he wants to sex!

If I do I let him wash my back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have one in my hand can I have two in your bush ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come here have a look at this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gets in shower when I'm naked, he wants to sex!

If I do I let him wash my back. "

Yep my favourite overture. Then after washing her back, it’s a soapy finger up her bum and we all know what comes next

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

"Fancy a roll around?

Yes

What rhymes with hug me

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

Let's fuck

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