FabSwingers.com forum: Name something women say before sucking dick?

By *itty9899 OP Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"But I'm a good girl I am"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually I just tell hubs I want to taste his sasuage or something along them lines

Mrscxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's not going to fit in my mouth.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

christian louboutin’s or I’m not swallowing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"christian louboutin’s or I’m not swallowing. "

This!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hold my hair please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Protein shot time lol

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

Where's the rest of it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How the fuck does the belt work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me tie my hair back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you bring any Jacobs cracker's?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to heaven.... gimme 30 seconds and you'll realise why.

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Where's my bobble!

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Hold on......need take my teeth out...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG it stinks get outta here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where's my bobble! "

Can you do any Tuvan Throat singing while you're at it? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hold on......need take my teeth out...

That's the best blow job. I nice gummy one.

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By *-man24Man
over a year ago

northwest

This will be your last

If you don't pullout ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not in my hair ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Mmmmm lie back and enjoy babe

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Hold on......need take my teeth out...

Again

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Where's my bobble! "

I hear that alot

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Hold on......need take my teeth out...

Again

You!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 28/03/19 16:48:46]

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"That's not going to fit in my mouth Lib."

FTFY.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmmmm lie back and enjoy babe

*faints

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Hold on......need take my teeth out...

Again

You!!

Plant yaself on my face we may as well both enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmmmm lie back and enjoy babe

I’m being sucked by the wrong women clearly

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Gobble bobble at the ready

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

It's not ready yet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's not going to fit in my mouth Lib.

FTFY."

I'd have a bloody good go at it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prepare yourself for the best blow job you'll ever have in your life

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I want you to cum when it’s deep in my throat

I just love that pulsing in my neck

Too much??

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I want you to cum when it’s deep in my throat

I just love that pulsing in my neck

Too much??

*gulp........

Warm in here isn't it.

Be right back........

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"That's not going to fit in my mouth Lib.

FTFY.

I'd have a bloody good go at it."

It's not a bloody Magnum.

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"I want you to cum when it’s deep in my throat

I just love that pulsing in my neck

Too much??

*gulp........

Warm in here isn't it.

Be right back........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where’s the rest of it

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I want you to cum when it’s deep in my throat

I just love that pulsing in my neck

Too much??

*gulp........

Warm in here isn't it.

Be right back........

That

won't wash young lady.......

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By *ynda CTV/TS
over a year ago

Nr pwllheli

"doesn't it get any bigger "

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"I want you to cum when it’s deep in my throat

I just love that pulsing in my neck

Too much??

*gulp........

Warm in here isn't it.

Be right back........

That

won't wash young lady.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't come in my mouth

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Where's my bobble! "

This x

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Where's my bobble!

I hear that alot

You got long pubes?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell me when you're going to cum."

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Hello. It’s lovely to meet you

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"Hello. It’s lovely to meet you

That’s what you said to me on Saturday!

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Hello. It’s lovely to meet you

That’s what you said to me on Saturday!

Me too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese! oh no that's for photographs

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Hello. It’s lovely to meet you

That’s what you said to me on Saturday!

Me too!!

Me too.

Floozy.

She did laugh at my jokes though and likes my kind of music so I'll forgive her.

That and she's lovely....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How the fuck does the belt work"

Haha she didn't quite say it but I've had a confused look about my belt due to it not being a standard one

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"Hello. It’s lovely to meet you

That’s what you said to me on Saturday!

Me too!!

Me too.

Floozy.

She did laugh at my jokes though and likes my kind of music so I'll forgive her.

That and she's lovely....

It’s a good job I love you lot.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I don't speak to them. Just stick a finger in their bum and suck away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want you to cum when it’s deep in my throat

I just love that pulsing in my neck

Too much??

Ooof! Keep going

this is my bonus for today

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I don't speak to them. Just stick a finger in their bum and suck away. "

Ooooooooft.

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

[Removed by poster at 29/03/19 06:15:26]

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

Mind leave the money on the dressing table!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm ready for my warm drink"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buckle up solider

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"christian louboutin’s or I’m not swallowing. "

Lol..I might try that one

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Hello. It’s lovely to meet you

You do say that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finish where ever you like, just not in my eyes, stings a bit x

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

“There’s fluff on it...” followed by a lame Fluff Freeman impression

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're going to enjoy this but not a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you really a Highwayman ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will this really make me more intelligent?

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

Again?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mouths not big enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hold my hair please! "

Yes!

Every time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok detective Francis !

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By *rben112Man
over a year ago

worcester

Is that all of it?

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"Hello. It’s lovely to meet you

You do say that

I’m terrifically polite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thru the lips over the gums look out stomach here jizz comes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only because it’s your 50th birthday

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Shoot below the neck...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok if it doesn't get hard with this I'm going home.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

That reminds me, I must pick up some stinky bishop cheese on the weekend

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

Gordonbennett! That’s big!

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By *iss behaving2019Woman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

If you cum

In my mouth I will bite!

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By *ussD1Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Please

Be still my beating heart!

Or should that read be still my throbbing cock ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They blow the dust off and ask ‘Is this thing on?’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"did i mention I'm a vampire"?

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By *rben112Man
over a year ago

worcester

Shall I leave my teeth in or out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this thing on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum on my face , please !

(That's wat I like to hear lol )

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By *ellbound_GhoulwarpWoman
over a year ago

Fifth Circle of Hell

"Gobble bobble at the ready "

This!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How's you Richard?

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By *Jones19Man
over a year ago

Evesham, Worcester, Pershore

"Hello. It’s lovely to meet you

You do say that

I’m terrifically polite. "

This is my favorite by far. Gotta have good introductions.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Please let me go after.

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By *ieandteaseMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"I want you to cum when it’s deep in my throat

I just love that pulsing in my neck

Too much??

Yep far too much. Either shoots in his pants or can't get it up. Whoops.

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By *herealdavidjonesMan
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Do I have to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*on the phone to hubby*

Il be home soon, just having a spot of lunch with Jerry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mild or bitter?

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

I still remember after the first time I cum in Mrs sofa mouth straight after told me the phrase !

“Your cums not vile”

Such the best compliment ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah. Eat me out instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you like it, or shall I just surprise you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo i do love cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get it out then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did I turn the oven off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(Turns to hubby) He's definitely bigger than you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just remembered something can't think what ......gotta go

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By *asha86Couple
over a year ago

walsall

"christian louboutin’s or I’m not swallowing. "

Dont tell the wife this one

although shes more in to the expensive handbags and purses at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just want to let you know that I'm a bit of a biter..

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By *emisis123Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Bite all you like!

And then bite a little harder????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really? Like this? I normally use a thermometer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get lock jaw sometimes. ......ready?

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By *elaxed life saverMan
over a year ago

Solihull....

Force it in big boy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fav has been...

‘Ive been wanting this in my mouth all meeting’

Said by a colleague I was having a thing with. After our other colleagues and clients left the meeting room, we made very good use of the privacy, so HOT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open wide you may feel a slight prick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My fav has been...

‘Ive been wanting this in my mouth all meeting’

Said by a colleague I was having a thing with. After our other colleagues and clients left the meeting room, we made very good use of the privacy, so HOT"
a male colleague?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“ don’t hold back baby “

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have loved to have seen this question come up on Family Fortunes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have cheese and pineapple sticks too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go wash it and I'll think about it .......make sure you get them white flakey bits off

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Go wash it and I'll think about it .......make sure you get them white flakey bits off

Lord

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go wash it and I'll think about it .......make sure you get them white flakey bits off

Lord

"
you rang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go wash it and I'll think about it .......make sure you get them white flakey bits off

Lord

"
well it was an anthea turner

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Female; ok, I'll give you a bj if you're sure you love me

Male; yes yes of course I love you

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Tell me when you are..... yuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell me when you are..... yuk"
cumming I guess but too late ........salty old sea dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to be a prime minister before becoming a hooker " .

(soon)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably been said but I'm not scrolling...

"please"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably been said but I'm not scrolling...

"please" "

....manners cost nothing....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to suck your cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sit! Stay!"

Too edgy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I used to be a prime minister before becoming a hooker " .

(soon)"
hahahaha oohhhhhh! ... I wonder if she's as stiff as she dances ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just ate a red hot chilli pepper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You want me to suck it again!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Sit! Stay!"

Too edgy?"

Na, its a light hearted thread so you're thinking outside the box/kennel

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

""I used to be a prime minister before becoming a hooker " .

(soon)"
suxit means suxit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the old one-

Oooh its like a c*** only smaller!

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By *asques and boxersCouple
over a year ago

Ashford and dept16

Basque quite often says "your next"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Basque quite often says "your next"

"
she doesn’t omg

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Have you got a glass so I can put my false teeth in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn’t realise we had cheese and onion flavoured condoms

I’m not wearing a condom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

look I Maradonna not Madonna

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Mutters under her breath with an evil laugh "lorena Bobbitt has nothing on me"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife says absolutely nothing before sucking my dick , because she never sucks it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didn’t realise we had cheese and onion flavoured condoms

I’m not wearing a condom "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're zips stuck was the first thing that was said to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£20 in advance please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum in mouth is extra 5 dollar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It looks different in the picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hurry up the kids will be home soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This will def get me off the speeding fine wont it officer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you really think I talk too much?

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By *Jones19Man
over a year ago

Evesham, Worcester, Pershore

Please sir, can I have some more

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"Do you really think I talk too much?"

Keep talking whilst I suck it......

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By *ollymollWoman
over a year ago

Stockport

Don’t say I didn’t warn you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me smell it first

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By *ollymollWoman
over a year ago

Stockport

Before you ask, no I won’t marry you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Before you ask, no I won’t marry you

Tut, don’t be like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where is it ?

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By *winger212Woman
over a year ago

Live in spain

Watch me

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

You could have washed it recently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watch me"

I’ll watch you alright lol

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By *winger212Woman
over a year ago

Live in spain

"Watch me

I’ll watch you alright lol"

Keep that eye contact, don't look away

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over a year ago

"Watch me

I’ll watch you alright lol

Keep that eye contact, don't look away

With pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really you want me to suck that ,think again Mr shrivelled wrinkly hairy balls

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