FabSwingers.com forum: When was the last time you tried to be sexy and failed miserably?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For me, it was my last meet.

I was staying in a hotel and I went to meet said meet just outside and I was wearing a butt plug, crotchless lace thong with suspender attachments and fishnet stockings with long boots underneath a trench coat. Problem was the knickers were a tiny bit big, so as soon as I started walking downstairs everything just started... slipping, so I kept having to stop while walking downstairs in order to pull everything up again and keep my dignity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For me, it was my last meet.

. I don’t think I ever try to be sexy. Maybe I should try harder, but if I did it would probably be an epic fail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably on the way to the Manchester social last week, I was walking through Manchester and my stockings kept pinging off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t remember, but I’d probably burst out laughing now if I tried

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have to try, darling

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

There was that time I wore a corset when we went out for dinner. Mr N had to speedily pull in to a lay by on the way home and rapidly unlace my corset for me in a most undignified manner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i used to strip in clubs im a shit dancer

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Every fucking time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You needed braces on your thong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Every fucking time

Yup, I ‘think’ I look sexy but I really don’t

Danish x

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

Just about every fucking time I try.

V x

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By *eclanHMan
over a year ago

Liphook

Over the weekend I took selfies. No amount of photo editing could save them.

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By *sm81Couple
over a year ago

warwickshire

Always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The last time I tried to be sexy .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was wearing high heels and tripped over, face planting the floor. Lucky I didn’t injure anything, just my dignity.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Aww Op! Still looked hot though.

I tried to eat pizza in a sexy way. While naked. And tipsy. It failed. The pizza was discarded quite quickly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every day for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always! I can't pull off sexy if I try. Ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the time. I'm far too clumsy to be sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always! I can't pull off sexy if I try. Ever. "
i know that feeling i try to settle for looking ok ish lol

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Fail?! Bah! Have at you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aww Op! Still looked hot though.

I tried to eat pizza in a sexy way. While naked. And tipsy. It failed. The pizza was discarded quite quickly."

You just liked the Hufflepuff shorts babe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always! I can't pull off sexy if I try. Ever. "

Well you doing a good job of being sexy in you photos hun xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm failing right now.

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By *imon the welderMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Every time I take a selfie and upload them on here

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By *layfulCouple86Couple
over a year ago

Lancashire

Literally on a daily basis, I try to be charming and flirty but forget that I'm built like Danny Devito

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I remember going to a hotel for a meet and walking in. I could feel my hold ups starting to fall down. I thought a corridor was empty, it was when I looked, so lifted my skirt up to fix them. Looked up after and a guy was walking towards me smiling. I didn't know whether to be embarrassed or just smile back so I smiled back and carried on to the room x

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

[Removed by poster at 28/03/19 19:41:07]

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

This morning!

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Lady there isn’t the server space for me to answer this question comprehensively. Let’s just say pretty much anytime I try and be sexy a calamity occurs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyday bro

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"This morning!"

Got an elbow in the face for my troubles

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I remember going to a hotel for a meet and walking in. I could feel my hold ups starting to fall down. I thought a corridor was empty, it was when I looked, so lifted my skirt up to fix them. Looked up after and a guy was walking towards me smiling. I didn't know whether to be embarrassed or just smile back so I smiled back and carried on to the room x"

I wouldn't say that's trying and failing to be sexy. I bet the guy thought it was as sexy as hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm.prettu sure I've never tried and also sure I couldn't pull it off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was told biting your lip makes you look sexy, no one told me it had to be the bottom one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty much every moment I fail ....

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I never try to be

I know I'll fail

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"For me, it was my last meet.

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I don't try ...I am. Clothes have nowt to do with it

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Once....to horrible to say, but I will say was the wrong time of the month!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Photos for this site. I just feel really stupid doing them.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I don't bother trying..I rely on my actions rather than looks

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I wouldn’t even attempt it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 minutes ago. I took a new pic, to show my body as it is for the site. I couldn't do sexy if my life depended on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giving a bj and thought I had a very seductive look on my face... Until I looked back on the photos and videos and I looked like I was extremely pissed off. Wont be trying to pull that face again in a hurry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few weeks ago I met a friend and we decided to be naughty, so I went to the toilet and took my dress off and we decided to take the stairs in the hotel and take some pics. All was going well until this young lad came round the corner as I was stood there in my underwear. X

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"A few weeks ago I met a friend and we decided to be naughty, so I went to the toilet and took my dress off and we decided to take the stairs in the hotel and take some pics. All was going well until this young lad came round the corner as I was stood there in my underwear. X

Sorry Angie but that made me giggle. I wish I’d have heard that story from you last week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once spied a guy in a sunken hot tub that was hot

I sidled over, dropped my towel, smiled and then tripped over the lip of the tub

I went in, head first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The last time i gave a bj....eyes watering,nose started running( not full on snot i have to say)

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"I once spied a guy in a sunken hot tub that was hot

I sidled over, dropped my towel, smiled and then tripped over the lip of the tub

I went in, head first

Sorry......crying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry Angie but that made me giggle. I wish I’d have heard that story from you last week

Mac, I was mortified. The young lad didn’t know where to look x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a club recently and one of my hold ups, wouldn't stay up, so I had to keep fiddling with it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never "try" to be sexy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If i try to be sexy it just makes me giggle as i can't take myself seriously..what you see is what you get...sexyness is in the eye of the beholder...what some find sexy others don't.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Everyday

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By *essica101TV/TS
over a year ago

kettering

Please give me your opinion . My wife was on top of me on Wednesday night and I orgasmed to fast. I said I’m sorry love and she replied , “ it’s ok your better than “ . She quickly jumped up and went into the loo . I asked better than who and she said no no I just got confused nothing has happend . Now she won’t discuss it . Please give me your opinions .

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Everyday.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Everyday."

No way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once spied a guy in a sunken hot tub that was hot

I sidled over, dropped my towel, smiled and then tripped over the lip of the tub

I went in, head first

Just spat out my drink- hilarious. Totally something I would do!

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