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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have the carpet fitters round. Thought I'd done all I needed in prep but turns out they need to dismantle the bed. No problem, I said, and left them to it.

Then remembered that I'd hidden my bright red crop under the mattress last week when the decorator was in.

Having hysterics in the kitchen at the thought. One of them just came down and I said 'whatever you found under the mattress we're going to pretend that you didn't'.

I'm still giggling...

Anyone else been caught out?

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By *ust chilled out meMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Have the carpet fitters round. Thought I'd done all I needed in prep but turns out they need to dismantle the bed. No problem, I said, and left them to it.

Then remembered that I'd hidden my bright red crop under the mattress last week when the decorator was in.

Having hysterics in the kitchen at the thought. One of them just came down and I said 'whatever you found under the mattress we're going to pretend that you didn't'.

I'm still giggling...

Anyone else been caught out?"

That's funny one of them might bring it down to you lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have the carpet fitters round. Thought I'd done all I needed in prep but turns out they need to dismantle the bed. No problem, I said, and left them to it.

Then remembered that I'd hidden my bright red crop under the mattress last week when the decorator was in.

Having hysterics in the kitchen at the thought. One of them just came down and I said 'whatever you found under the mattress we're going to pretend that you didn't'.

I'm still giggling...

Anyone else been caught out?

That's funny one of them might bring it down to you lol"

Think they're more embarrassed than me. It'll be interesting to see where they leave it

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By *anana JoeMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Well you have mad a couple of carpet fitters smile to day thats for sure.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Fairly similar - we had a new bed end of last year. I was clearing the room to put it together not realising the delivery men did it - manic rush to hide everything but forgot the whip propped up in the corner of the room

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, I've been the one that's done the discovering of "stuff" on numerous occassions. It's happened so often that I'm never sure if the items are left there on purpose or not.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fairly similar - we had a new bed end of last year. I was clearing the room to put it together not realising the delivery men did it - manic rush to hide everything but forgot the whip propped up in the corner of the room

J x "

Ha! Love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well, I've been the one that's done the discovering of "stuff" on numerous occassions. It's happened so often that I'm never sure if the items are left there on purpose or not. "

Ooh, do tell

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I just think if tradesmen are going to be working in a bedroom they're going to expect possibly even hope to find "stuff". We'd have to remove a bookcase full of books along with a lot of equipment if workmen had to go in our room, something would bound to be forgotten. I just think we're all adults and there's no need for embarrassment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least it wasn't a dildo.

My stepdad had to confess to me that my mum had vibrators after she died as he couldn't go back into their bedroom afterwards. We had to hunt them down before the furniture removers come in to collect the bed

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Well, I've been the one that's done the discovering of "stuff" on numerous occassions. It's happened so often that I'm never sure if the items are left there on purpose or not. "

Usually not.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"At least it wasn't a dildo.

My stepdad had to confess to me that my mum had vibrators after she died as he couldn't go back into their bedroom afterwards. We had to hunt them down before the furniture removers come in to collect the bed "

Oh bless him - and you x

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Fairly similar - we had a new bed end of last year. I was clearing the room to put it together not realising the delivery men did it - manic rush to hide everything but forgot the whip propped up in the corner of the room

J x

Ha! Love it "

My husband put a glass dildo in my hospital bag last week - luckily I checked it before leaving!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fairly similar - we had a new bed end of last year. I was clearing the room to put it together not realising the delivery men did it - manic rush to hide everything but forgot the whip propped up in the corner of the room

J x

Ha! Love it

My husband put a glass dildo in my hospital bag last week - luckily I checked it before leaving!!! "

Ha ha ha! Menace

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Fairly similar - we had a new bed end of last year. I was clearing the room to put it together not realising the delivery men did it - manic rush to hide everything but forgot the whip propped up in the corner of the room

J x

Ha! Love it

My husband put a glass dildo in my hospital bag last week - luckily I checked it before leaving!!! "

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"At least it wasn't a dildo.

My stepdad had to confess to me that my mum had vibrators after she died as he couldn't go back into their bedroom afterwards. We had to hunt them down before the furniture removers come in to collect the bed "

Bless his heart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, I've been the one that's done the discovering of "stuff" on numerous occassions. It's happened so often that I'm never sure if the items are left there on purpose or not.

Ooh, do tell "

Quite literally too many times to remember. Most frequent are the toys only just under the bed, or right at the front inside cupboards.

I have had to go up in to lofts and there have been framed photo's from boudoir shoots stood up like they are on display for anyone that has to go up there. Possibly to see what my reaction would be or I suppose they really have forgotten they were stashed there. No way work gets compromised though.

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