FabSwingers.com forum: Money down the drain

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Lighthearted thread so the funnier the answer the better.

What have you bought that you've never or hardly used or worn.

I'm going for a soda stream maker bought 3 years ago to relive my yoof, used once and back in the box

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By *ngelina4uWoman
over a year ago

Camberley/Middleton

A snow shovel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only used that sheep sex doll the one time.....

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"A snow shovel

Lmao that's a good one, my mate actually bought a salt dispenser wheeled contraption.

To be fair he's a hero once a decade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A smoothie blender

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

Mine was a smoothie maker

It used so much fruit I put it in the loft and vowed never to use it again.

O and sexy undies for the wife she will always say I'm not waring that I'll look like a cheap slut but that was what I wanted lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Condoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only used that sheep sex doll the one time.....

A Hoover for my car

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"I only used that sheep sex doll the one time.....

Ewe didn't get good value from it and it certainly wasn't a baaaaaargain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A smoothie blender

What did you blend, chips?

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Mine was a smoothie maker

It used so much fruit I put it in the loft and vowed never to use it again.

O and sexy undies for the wife she will always say I'm not waring that I'll look like a cheap slut but that was what I wanted lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Acoustic guitar. Images of strumming The Beatles back catalogue. Spanish dancing with the missus. Couple of strums and for years it's been gathering dust behind the wardrobe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only used that sheep sex doll the one time.....

A Hoover for my car

You're need to stop ramming the nozzle in sticky places. It'll last longer.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ipswich football shirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only used that sheep sex doll the one time.....

A Hoover for my car

You're need to stop ramming the nozzle in sticky places. It'll last longer.....

It wouldn’t pick up the snickers wrapper or dog hairs, so they all still there and the hoover is in the bin

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"I only used that sheep sex doll the one time.....

A Hoover for my car

You're need to stop ramming the nozzle in sticky places. It'll last longer.....

It wouldn’t pick up the snickers wrapper or dog hairs, so they all still there and the hoover is in the bin

Lmao that's funny, please tell me you bought it off a tv late night selling programme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only used that sheep sex doll the one time.....

A Hoover for my car

You're need to stop ramming the nozzle in sticky places. It'll last longer.....

It wouldn’t pick up the snickers wrapper or dog hairs, so they all still there and the hoover is in the bin

Complete Devon logic!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only used that sheep sex doll the one time.....

A Hoover for my car

You're need to stop ramming the nozzle in sticky places. It'll last longer.....

It wouldn’t pick up the snickers wrapper or dog hairs, so they all still there and the hoover is in the bin

I don’t sit in the back, so there fore I don’t mind them there

Complete Devon logic!!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only used that sheep sex doll the one time.....

A Hoover for my car

You're need to stop ramming the nozzle in sticky places. It'll last longer.....

It wouldn’t pick up the snickers wrapper or dog hairs, so they all still there and the hoover is in the bin

I don’t sit in the back, so there fore I don’t mind them there

Complete Devon logic!!!

I typed that in the wrong place, how did that happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many to mention

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By *attooedBBWWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

A net dress

I looked literally like a whale in a net hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many years ago I purchased a fancy mobile printer. Thought it'd help get invoices in the customers hands quicker. Used literally once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A kitchen and a guide to Premier League football grounds.

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By *urious couple22Couple
over a year ago

Derby

treadmill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"treadmill"

Is it used to hang clothes on now?

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By *ust chilled out meMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Bevel toasty maker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hat, it looked so cool, left the shop and remembered I hate hats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bevel toasty maker"

Too complicated for you to work out how to use it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Juicer.

Way to faffy to clean and makes a right ole mess...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

IPL machine it was about £600 but I found it too faffy.

Or my Dyson hairdryer it's really not worth the £299 price tag

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

That face cream that makes you look younger in seven days

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By *anana JoeMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Mankini

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two things this year. That 10kg bag of driving salt sat in the shed .

Juicer loved fresh juices at wagamama but I will let them deal with the mess i am not cleaning up that each time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A thigh master.

Used twice and in the shed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only used that sheep sex doll the one time.....

Did it get a runny nose?

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

A Tom Jones tour tee shirt from a concert at Chatsworth House years ago.

I dare not wear it but also dare not chuck it! Think it cost me £22!

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By *urious couple22Couple
over a year ago

Derby

"treadmill

Is it used to hang clothes on now? "

Yeah weight bench aswell and pull up bar = clothes hanger and clothes sorter

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

Popcorn maker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Multiple shopping channel purchases! Ab king pro, insanity, a rather expensive juicer.

I don’t watch them anymore cos I get sucked in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sqaush shoes. I broke a sweat once on the court never agin lol

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

A doughnut machine, I think we've used it twice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

George Foreman Grill - I was given. Never used it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spent a few grand on decks, lights and a sound system almost 3 months ago. Used the decks once. But have no room for them at the moment so they're in storage. Definitely feels like a massive waste I'd money right now. But hopefully soon they'll have a new home with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Condoms"

Yep useless things, use them once and you have to throw them away

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

A lint remover.... Doesn't work

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

One night while having a "session" we were listening to music via Youtube on the laptop and for some reason, yet to be explained, i bought an exercise bike that has only been used as a clothes horse in the year and a half since. #nevershopwasted.

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By *uckerfuckerMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Exercise bike .... AKA The Clothes Horse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gym membership!!!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Slippers with mops underneath! The idea was you wear them to mop floors with! A d*unken purchase that seemed good at the time!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Lighthearted thread so the funnier the answer the better.

What have you bought that you've never or hardly used or worn.

I'm going for a soda stream maker bought 3 years ago to relive my yoof, used once and back in the box

Ooh give it to me, I want one to save on single use plastic bottles!!

I'll swap you for the vinyl to digital conversion deck I've only used 3 times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Condoms

Yep useless things, use them once and you have to throw them away

Rinse them under the tap and hang on the line to dry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A snow shovel

Had a snow shovel for a few years now and it's ace! Granted as a northerner I'd get more use out of it for it's original purpose anyway when the cul de sac loves me, but it's also perfect for scooping up all the leaves that fall from the trees in my garden in no time at all, so that's around 2 months use every single year!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pair of loubo heels that I’m scared to wear out as they are suede!

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

I bought some stupidly expensive ceramic wax for my car and 8 months later it's still sat in the boot unopened

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

My dictaphone is still in the box.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A £120 bbq , had it 2 years used it once

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Bread maker! Love the idea, love the bread - can never be arsed to set it up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought an ashtray for a motor cycle (but I don't smoke)

Then I moved onto chocolate items...

First was a teapot and the second a fireguard

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

My big purple strap on has yet to be used for its true purpose...it's a bit too big for a novice...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A smoothie blender

yep same here and used about 3 times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly people don't want to know what pointless stuff I've bought. But you name the sport I'll be Able to come haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab silver membership,up graded several times,not done me any good,probably won't stop me up grading again sometime soon though lol.

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By *rtraymondo76Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

This read like a jokes page, but it's kept me amused for a while.

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

A juicer type contraction I used once.

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"A juicer type contraction I used once. "

*contraption

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

"My dictaphone is still in the box....."

I want one of those!

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

My shoes. Since breaking my ankle 6 yrs ago I can't wear higher than 3 inch heels but still have a collection of now display only shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab silver membership,up graded several times,not done me any good,probably won't stop me up grading again sometime soon though lol."

Snap haha

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"A snow shovel

Chuffing ‘eck, we still have ours out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A JCB digger.... Used once in a year but it's fun to say I have one! Feel like Bob the builder!

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

A male bum cleaner but I don’t like men’s bums but I like ladies bums

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By *am62Woman
over a year ago

Bristol

A Gladiator blow up male doll, I blew him up once and his face scared me to death, so I put him back in his box, and that's where he's staying.

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

A waffle maker and a hair dryer

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Bread maker! Love the idea, love the bread - can never be arsed to set it up. "

I did used to use my breadmaker, waking up to the smell of freshly baked bread is amazing....but when I got to the point where I was mainlining a whole warm loaf every morning I had to go cold turkey.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"Bread maker! Love the idea, love the bread - can never be arsed to set it up.

You have to have the crusts when it comes out the maker!! I feel this...

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Unicycle..

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

My daughter asked me to get a smoothie maker, we had one glass made from it and she said she didn't lie the bits in it, so it's in the back of the cupboard now.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

One of those Mr Frosty slushy makers. Ice cubes are surprisingly hard to grind up.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Acoustic guitar. Images of strumming The Beatles back catalogue. Spanish dancing with the missus. Couple of strums and for years it's been gathering dust behind the wardrobe."

Haha you just reminded me...my harmonica....had visions of being the new Bob Dylan...watched a You Tube tutorial..produced some wheezing noises and a lot of spit...and that was that.

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By *ete1260Man
over a year ago

Evesham

A MIG welder to repair my old lorry - but the wagon got stolen shortly after. Now I've a loft full of lorry parts for a vehicle I haven't got anymore - and the welder together with the spare wheel/tyre which I recovered from a scrapyard (remarkable chance I found it). I give up - third classic lorry I've had nicked !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A waffle maker and a hair dryer"
how much do you want for the waffle maker?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A JCB digger.... Used once in a year but it's fun to say I have one! Feel like Bob the builder!"

Oh oh oh... I work for them what did you buy haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bathroom steamer/ high powered cleaner. Just do it by hand now.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

A teach yourself Greek learning kit! Was too hard so it went to Oxfam!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

We could have a swap shop going here. I'd love a waffle maker.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"We could have a swap shop going here. I'd love a waffle maker."

We could - I want the blow up sheep for a garden feature!

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