FabSwingers.com forum: I've just run out of loo roll.....

By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Just run out of loo roll so I'm doing that "trousers round your ankles" waddle to go and get some more.

I'm nearly at Tescos now......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just run out of loo roll so I'm doing that "trousers round your ankles" waddle to go and get some more.

I'm nearly at Tescos now......"
that made me giggle more than it should have....im going to have that image for the rest of the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One stops closer or a doc leaf

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope its not a drippy one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always thought that's what cats were for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This made me snort with laughter

Danish x

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"Just run out of loo roll so I'm doing that "trousers round your ankles" waddle to go and get some more.

I'm nearly at Tescos now......"

I need to unsee this image

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I've used a fiver before mow.

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

"Just run out of loo roll so I'm doing that "trousers round your ankles" waddle to go and get some more.

I'm nearly at Tescos now......"

Use ya sock

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

You should get a Labrador puppy they are always covered in the stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've used a fiver before mow.

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don't use the new ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just run out of loo roll so I'm doing that "trousers round your ankles" waddle to go and get some more.

I'm nearly at Tescos now......"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've used a fiver before mow.

don't use the new ones"

At least you could wash it off and still use it

Doughnut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear, I hope you have real money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love is.....

....lending a hand when the loo roll runs out

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Just run out of loo roll so I'm doing that "trousers round your ankles" waddle to go and get some more.

I'm nearly at Tescos now......"

Classic....love it

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Just run out of loo roll so I'm doing that "trousers round your ankles" waddle to go and get some more.

I'm nearly at Tescos now......

I need to unsee this image

I'll pick you up some mind bleach while I'm there.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Just run out of loo roll so I'm doing that "trousers round your ankles" waddle to go and get some more.

I'm nearly at Tescos now......

I need to unsee this image

I'll pick you up some mind bleach while I'm there.

Mental floss also

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By *evils-couple13Couple
over a year ago

Neath

Just spat my tea out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just spat my tea out

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best put a tea order in too while hes there

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Every little helps!

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

That made me chuckle

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Just spat my tea out

best put a tea order in too while hes there"

And milk ... will always need milk

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Just spat my tea out

best put a tea order in too while hes there

And milk ... will always need milk"

Ffs, you'll have me doing your weekly shop next.

NO!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst is when you have to stop mid step, and allow the goosebumps moment to pass before it's safe to start taking pigeon steps again

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Just spat my tea out

best put a tea order in too while hes there

And milk ... will always need milk

Ffs, you'll have me doing your weekly shop next.

NO!!!!!!!!!!"

Yes waddling around with your trousers round your ankles carrying a basket could be awkward

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea

Lol

Use your hand and water

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Just spat my tea out

best put a tea order in too while hes there

And milk ... will always need milk

Ffs, you'll have me doing your weekly shop next.

NO!!!!!!!!!!

Yes waddling around with your trousers round your ankles carrying a basket could be awkward"

Clean up in aisle 7, STAT!!!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Just spat my tea out

best put a tea order in too while hes there

And milk ... will always need milk

Ffs, you'll have me doing your weekly shop next.

NO!!!!!!!!!!

Yes waddling around with your trousers round your ankles carrying a basket could be awkward

Clean up in aisle 7, STAT!!!"

And 8 ... and 9 ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just spat my tea out

best put a tea order in too while hes there

And milk ... will always need milk

Ffs, you'll have me doing your weekly shop next.

NO!!!!!!!!!!

Yes waddling around with your trousers round your ankles carrying a basket could be awkward

Clean up in aisle 7, STAT!!!

And 8 ... and 9 ..."
fear the snail trail

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