FabSwingers.com forum: If you were an animal....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...what would you be?

Based on personality traits, behaviour and looks, not just on what you would like to be.

I like to play this game when I'm people watching, picking out their inner animal

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"...what would you be?

Based on personality traits, behaviour and looks, not just on what you would like to be.

I like to play this game when I'm people watching, picking out their inner animal

I have to be what I am ... and channel my inner monkey

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

A cat .. sometimes I want to be stroked but others I have my claws out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bear or a wolf cant decide

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I'd like to think that I'm a tiger...

Im clearly not but aspirations count, right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A bear or a wolf cant decide"

I think you'd be a sun bear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bear or a wolf cant decide

I think you'd be a sun bear

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is that like a care bear with a pic of the sun on its chest

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like to think that I'm a tiger...

Im clearly not but aspirations count, right? "

Have you got a rough tongue?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hippo. Slow, huge and ferocious when annoyed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bear or a wolf cant decide

I think you'd be a sun bear

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i wish have ya seen the tongue on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmmm a silverback gorilla or a tortoise....

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By *s.FrostWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

A bear. Not a cute one. A rip-your-face-off kind of bear...

It's my spirit animal apparently...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be an otter.

Just so I could scurry into places and say 'is it me or has it just got a little otter in here.'

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I'd like to think that I'm a tiger...

Im clearly not but aspirations count, right?

Have you got a rough tongue?

*checks*

No, it's silver...

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

"I'd be an otter.

Just so I could scurry into places and say 'is it me or has it just got a little otter in here.' "

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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago

Gleam Street

Great white... just because..

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By *omCoyoteMan
over a year ago

Northern England

I'm surprised nobody has said "lobster" - those of you who have seen the film will know exactly what I mean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shark with a heart, a bit like the fat fucker off finding nemo....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd be an otter.

Just so I could scurry into places and say 'is it me or has it just got a little otter in here.' "

Resting a cup of tea on your tummy awwwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be an otter.

Just so I could scurry into places and say 'is it me or has it just got a little otter in here.'

Resting a cup of tea on your tummy awwwwwwww

I know. I'm adorable.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

A duck. Obviously

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Love to say a Tiger, however I know my ally is a hawk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A frog. Comfortable in water and on land and willing to risk it all to mate with the right one.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I would really like to be a sleek black panther but realistically I'm more of a rhino.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...what would you be?

Based on personality traits, behaviour and looks, not just on what you would like to be.

I like to play this game when I'm people watching, picking out their inner animal

Anyone else thinking, Richard Gere.

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By *lexeatonMan
over a year ago

Lichfield

A bull in a field full of cows, now that's what I call SWINGING

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id like to be a Panda if people dont hit me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aspire to be- Wolf.

Actually- Worker Ant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sloth!

Danish x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheetah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giraffe, I have a long slim neck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog. I'm all the typical cringe worthy things that are positive stereotypes that are associated with dogs. Usually to a fault.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dog. I'm all the typical cringe worthy things that are positive stereotypes that are associated with dogs. Usually to a fault. "

Do you constantly dry hump random objects

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A small monkey, I'm mischievous, inquisitive, good at climbing and love bananas (plus having a tail would rock)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sloth lol, like taking my time x .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dog. I'm all the typical cringe worthy things that are positive stereotypes that are associated with dogs. Usually to a fault.

Do you constantly dry hump random objects

Yes. Exactly that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rabbit. Cute and fluffy with an insatiable libido.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be a cat, one of the really lazy antisocial types that glare at you with undisguised contempt.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I'd be a cat, one of the really lazy antisocial types that glare at you with undisguised contempt. "

Erm ... that's a cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cat .. sometimes I want to be stroked but others I have my claws out

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I like that ha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piegon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be a cat, one of the really lazy antisocial types that glare at you with undisguised contempt.

Erm ... that's a cat "

Not all cats. Some are adorably goofy balls of unconditional love and affection. Others are subliminally saying 'fuck off and die' with every breath.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a monkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be a cat, one of the really lazy antisocial types that glare at you with undisguised contempt.

Erm ... that's a cat

Not all cats. Some are adorably goofy balls of unconditional love and affection. Others are subliminally saying 'fuck off and die' with every breath. "

My landlady has 1 of each or should I say had...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be a cat, one of the really lazy antisocial types that glare at you with undisguised contempt.

Erm ... that's a cat

Not all cats. Some are adorably goofy balls of unconditional love and affection. Others are subliminally saying 'fuck off and die' with every breath.

My landlady has 1 of each or should I say had..."

Did you kill them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be a cat, one of the really lazy antisocial types that glare at you with undisguised contempt.

Erm ... that's a cat

Not all cats. Some are adorably goofy balls of unconditional love and affection. Others are subliminally saying 'fuck off and die' with every breath.

My landlady has 1 of each or should I say had...

Did you kill them? "

You have a twisted mind lady

1 ran away and never came back, I think it was the 3rd cat to run away in 2 years...

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I'm a monkey

No ... I am monkey!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be a cat, one of the really lazy antisocial types that glare at you with undisguised contempt.

Erm ... that's a cat

Not all cats. Some are adorably goofy balls of unconditional love and affection. Others are subliminally saying 'fuck off and die' with every breath.

My landlady has 1 of each or should I say had...

Did you kill them?

You have a twisted mind lady

1 ran away and never came back, I think it was the 3rd cat to run away in 2 years..."

Haha it's just the trailing off your sentence like that, as if very bad things happened. Just how bad is it for a cat at your place if thrh keep running away?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I'd be a cat, one of the really lazy antisocial types that glare at you with undisguised contempt.

Erm ... that's a cat

Not all cats. Some are adorably goofy balls of unconditional love and affection. Others are subliminally saying 'fuck off and die' with every breath. "

Now where's the Dreamies slave?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a monkey

No ... I am monkey!!"

Oh yes. You are. Hi

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I'm a monkey

No ... I am monkey!!

Oh yes. You are. Hi

Hey there

Do I look sexy as I scratch my armpits and pick fleas out my fur and eat them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be a cat, one of the really lazy antisocial types that glare at you with undisguised contempt.

Erm ... that's a cat

Not all cats. Some are adorably goofy balls of unconditional love and affection. Others are subliminally saying 'fuck off and die' with every breath.

My landlady has 1 of each or should I say had...

Did you kill them?

You have a twisted mind lady

1 ran away and never came back, I think it was the 3rd cat to run away in 2 years...

Haha it's just the trailing off your sentence like that, as if very bad things happened. Just how bad is it for a cat at your place if thrh keep running away?

Not my place, not my cats, if they're stuck at home 24/7 bored, no wonder they're running off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a monkey

No ... I am monkey!!

Oh yes. You are. Hi

Hey there

Do I look sexy as I scratch my armpits and pick fleas out my fur and eat them?"

Sexy is as sexy does

I just eat bananas all day and climb trees, jump from one to another, annoying other monkeys. With my big red bum.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I'm a monkey

No ... I am monkey!!

Oh yes. You are. Hi

Hey there

Do I look sexy as I scratch my armpits and pick fleas out my fur and eat them?

Sexy is as sexy does

I just eat bananas all day and climb trees, jump from one to another, annoying other monkeys. With my big red bum."

Throw us a banana and shake that red booty this way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be a sloth. I have one tattooed on my hand for a reason

Easy going, stress free, no wasted efforts. Fits me to a T already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a monkey

No ... I am monkey!!

Oh yes. You are. Hi

Hey there

Do I look sexy as I scratch my armpits and pick fleas out my fur and eat them?

Sexy is as sexy does

I just eat bananas all day and climb trees, jump from one to another, annoying other monkeys. With my big red bum.

Throw us a banana and shake that red booty this way

Catch!

and stop scratching now.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I'm a monkey

No ... I am monkey!!

Oh yes. You are. Hi

Hey there

Do I look sexy as I scratch my armpits and pick fleas out my fur and eat them?

Sexy is as sexy does

I just eat bananas all day and climb trees, jump from one to another, annoying other monkeys. With my big red bum.

Throw us a banana and shake that red booty this way

Catch!

and stop scratching now.

The cream isn't working

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably some kinda labouring critter that spends more time beavering away than at play. Oh! How about a beaver?! Don't know where that came to me from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably some kinda labouring critter that spends more time beavering away than at play. Oh! How about a beaver?! Don't know where that came to me from"

Our minds work in mysterious ways

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"Probably some kinda labouring critter that spends more time beavering away than at play. Oh! How about a beaver?! Don't know where that came to me from"

Surely with those hands it would be more like a mole?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably some kinda labouring critter that spends more time beavering away than at play. Oh! How about a beaver?! Don't know where that came to me from

Our minds work in mysterious ways

Tis truly wonderous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably some kinda labouring critter that spends more time beavering away than at play. Oh! How about a beaver?! Don't know where that came to me from

Surely with those hands it would be more like a mole?

More an image of me snuffling around like I'm blindly bumbling along coming to mind to be fair

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Honey badger....obviously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a bear

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By *wholeLotOfRosieWoman
over a year ago

Pontypridd

Pit pony. Short, sturdy, work well in the dark.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd wander around eat crap play and not worry about what type of human I might be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id like to be a female non-fussy whale.(there's a lonely whale been calling for a mate for Two years plus, but his call is too high pitched)

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