FabSwingers.com forum: You’ll do

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Those of us not hot enough for the “I fancy the pants off you thread” and never get mentioned, here’s the thread for us.

If you hope that someone might think you’re passable (with the light off) and that you’ll have to do in the absence of any hotties (who are all in the other thread) then put your name down here. And hope for the best.

Fuglies unite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I join?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sign me up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be here if I think I'm somewhere between this thread and the other one? Either way, I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Probably won't even make it on here.

But hello anyway.

Mr fuck ugly

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Hi honey I’m home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes! A gang I can be part of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello there

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Failing on the other thread ... so ....

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By *sm81Couple
over a year ago

warwickshire

Perfect thread for me

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By *ethnmelvCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Can we squeeze in, if we promise to be nice?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Hi

I love your Bender bottom tattoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi

I love your Bender bottom tattoo

I second that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m game, paper body bag at the ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This’ll do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I found my spot

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

That would be me then.

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum

Even this forum is too good for me...I’ll get my coat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I belong in here!!!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

All you chaps look lovely to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi... Ah... sorry, wrong room...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll do is my line!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Hi... Ah... sorry, wrong room..."

Yeah right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi

I love your Bender bottom tattoo

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi

I love your Bender bottom tattoo

Thanks

Do you tell people to 'bite my shiny metal ass' ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi

I love your Bender bottom tattoo

Thanks

Do you tell people to 'bite my shiny metal ass' ?

Haha I don’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everybody is hot to somebody

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everybody is hot to somebody

Don’t you talk about my mother like that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everybody is hot to somebody

Don’t you talk about my mother like that!!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

[Removed by poster at 26/03/19 17:21:55]

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Hi

I love your Bender bottom tattoo

Thanks

Do you tell people to 'bite my shiny metal ass' ?

Haha I don’t "

Brilliant tat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me, please dad bid Rock lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me, please dad bid Rock lol

Got excited bod pmsl

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

I like this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, I'm not in.

Never been willing to be someone's fall back or 'settle for' option thanks very much

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"You'll do is my line! "

You’ll do what?

Not sure what this is but I’m in - probably!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a good idea. Though doubtful of success

Fugly is still a compliment to me!

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By *rtraymondo76Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"Hi

I love your Bender bottom tattoo

Thanks

Why are all the nice tattoo'd bottoms so far away?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woohoo, I'm home

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By *rtraymondo76Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Bringing up the rear as usual. I know my place - tail-end Charlie. But count me in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fugly bloke here, hi!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice thread...I’d even be honoured to fit in this category in others perception

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s alright we’re in for good fun here, apparently us fuglies put in more effort, I’ll take extra effort any day!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi

I love your Bender bottom tattoo

Thanks

Do you tell people to 'bite my shiny metal ass' ?

Haha I don’t

Brilliant tat"

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope, I'm not in.

Never been willing to be someone's fall back or 'settle for' option thanks very much"

I’ll settle for being Plan L or Plan M if I get my willy wet once in a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you be in both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuglie here...hiiiii

Danish x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well as I got nothing from the other one may I dip my toes in here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More my kinda thread

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By *ryme_gyMan
over a year ago

Grimsby

Hello to all in this thread. Fingers crossed I’ll do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha I fit in here

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By *ryme_gyMan
over a year ago

Grimsby

My finger actually hurts from fabbing people in this thread. Some cracking photography if you fall in the “you’ll do” camp!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what a superb OP! Love it. Am in!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you be in both

kind of glass half full/glass half empty in the same person!

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By *s.FrostWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Can I be here if I think I'm somewhere between this thread and the other one? Either way, I'm in! "

Made me laugh...Lol! Cheeky fucker...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello "

Queen, what are you taking about? You're smoking - I know that comes across naff bit I'm not your type anyway so hopefully the naffness is offset

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All you chaps look lovely to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

crashed and burned on the other thread, so I guess we are in on here!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Hello "

Oh hell yes!

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By *s.FrostWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Count me in...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing to lose...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, but I'm too hot for this this thread. See ya!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Yes! A gang I can be part of.

Oooo, hi there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i still join? i look like shaggy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those of us not hot enough for the “I fancy the pants off you thread” and never get mentioned, here’s the thread for us.

Fuglies unite!

Best thread ever lol finally I find my people

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Sorry, but I'm too hot for this this thread. See ya!

Well hello, fancy seeing you here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry, but I'm too hot for this this thread. See ya!

Yep you are, let us sulk in peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry, but I'm too hot for this this thread. See ya!

Well hello, fancy seeing you here!

I was here, then I was gone. Like a puff of smoke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holla

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

Move over fuglies, I’m here to give some balance to this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those of us not hot enough for the “I fancy the pants off you thread” and never get mentioned, here’s the thread for us.

Fuglies unite!

Best thread ever lol finally I find my people "
im people too ?? ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry, but I'm too hot for this this thread. See ya!

Yep you are, let us sulk in peace

Never. I'm like a peacock, fluffing my feathers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry, but I'm too hot for this this thread. See ya!

Yep you are, let us sulk in peace

Never. I'm like a peacock, fluffing my feathers

Give us a twirl

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Sorry, but I'm too hot for this this thread. See ya!

Yep you are, let us sulk in peace

Never. I'm like a peacock, fluffing my feathers

Is that all you fluff?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This feels more suiting ha

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

Oh hello, fancy seeing tou lot here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No luck in there so maybe better here

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

Greetings!

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Hello "

But you're gorgeous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely I should be wading through a sea of cock by now! Who do I complain to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry, but I'm too hot for this this thread. See ya!

Yep you are, let us sulk in peace

Never. I'm like a peacock, fluffing my feathers

Is that all you fluff?

I fluff rainbows and unicorns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi

Best tattoo ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fluff rainbows and unicorns

When our son was young, we used the word 'fluff' in place of 'fart'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fluff rainbows and unicorns

When our son was young, we used the word 'fluff' in place of 'fart'

It sounds far more dignified. Fart is just uncouth and I don't emit such vulgarity verbally or physically

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Salutations friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fluff rainbows and unicorns

When our son was young, we used the word 'fluff' in place of 'fart'

It sounds far more dignified. Fart is just uncouth and I don't emit such vulgarity verbally or physically

"
what about shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clearly I’m too good looking for here but not enough for the other one

Danish x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This’ll do

You're hot though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fluff rainbows and unicorns

When our son was young, we used the word 'fluff' in place of 'fart'

It sounds far more dignified. Fart is just uncouth and I don't emit such vulgarity verbally or physically

what about shit"

.... I need a new best friend

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fluff rainbows and unicorns

When our son was young, we used the word 'fluff' in place of 'fart'

It sounds far more dignified. Fart is just uncouth and I don't emit such vulgarity verbally or physically

what about shit

.... I need a new best friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fluff rainbows and unicorns

When our son was young, we used the word 'fluff' in place of 'fart'

It sounds far more dignified. Fart is just uncouth and I don't emit such vulgarity verbally or physically

what about shit

.... I need a new best friend

ha"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fluff rainbows and unicorns

When our son was young, we used the word 'fluff' in place of 'fart'

It sounds far more dignified. Fart is just uncouth and I don't emit such vulgarity verbally or physically

what about shit

.... I need a new best friend

"
bloody fickle swine

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By *eddyboy972Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Hello there

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I fluff rainbows and unicorns

When our son was young, we used the word 'fluff' in place of 'fart'

Its also used in porn as the action of "fluffers" who help the guys gain and keep an erection during shoots for porn films

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By *all_Bearded_And_IrishMan
over a year ago

Essex

Hi everyone. I definitely want in on this thread

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Body off baywatch face off crimewatch here *waves*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guess ill just wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are in.....

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By *edsBonkingMan
over a year ago

Near MK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *eorge n DragonCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire

Fit in this catagory

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By *edsBonkingMan
over a year ago

Near MK

I’m in lol.

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By *edsBonkingMan
over a year ago

Near MK

"Those of us not hot enough for the “I fancy the pants off you thread” and never get mentioned, here’s the thread for us.

Fuglies unite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha this is my kinda thread lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fluff rainbows and unicorns

When our son was young, we used the word 'fluff' in place of 'fart'

It sounds far more dignified. Fart is just uncouth and I don't emit such vulgarity verbally or physically

what about shit

.... I need a new best friend

ha"

Haha!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Budge up then.

I'll just sit and wait for nothing to happen, cos it won't and I just like waiting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It sounds far more dignified. Fart is just uncouth and I don't emit such vulgarity verbally or physically

Lol

(except when nobody's listening - does a fart make a sound of nobody hears it....

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