FabSwingers.com forum: Cats! Why can't I go for a pee in peace?!!

By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Hey you furry pair of buggers! Why If I go to the bathroom do you both follow me in... and sit and STARE at me like it's the most fascinating thing in the world....it's bloody off putting.

If I shut the door with you outside you stick furry paws under the crack at the bottom. Scratch scratch scratch .

If I shut the door with you inside you recreate Escape From Alcatraz.

Fcuk sake, I just want a pee in peace.Is that too much to ask?

And relax.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Hey you furry pair of buggers! Why If I go to the bathroom do you both follow me in... and sit and STARE at me like it's the most fascinating thing in the world....it's bloody off putting.

If I shut the door with you outside you stick furry paws under the crack at the bottom. Scratch scratch scratch .

If I shut the door with you inside you recreate Escape From Alcatraz.

Fcuk sake, I just want a pee in peace.Is that too much to ask?

And relax.

Is it rant Thursday already??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad its not just my cat who does this

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

mine do it all the time. When we where away last week we wemt to an outside museum. Id been petting followed me in the loo and under the cubicle

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

My 2 do the same, plus my 3 bull dogs and 2 kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our cats do the same thing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey you furry pair of buggers! Why If I go to the bathroom do you both follow me in... and sit and STARE at me like it's the most fascinating thing in the world....it's bloody off putting.

If I shut the door with you outside you stick furry paws under the crack at the bottom. Scratch scratch scratch .

If I shut the door with you inside you recreate Escape From Alcatraz.

Fcuk sake, I just want a pee in peace.Is that too much to ask?

And relax.

It is DEFINITELY too much to ask. How unreasonable you are...

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Cats are always on the wrong side of any door. That’s why you have to leave every single one open for their royal highnesses.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Furry paws under the crack at my bottom. Did I just read that?

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"My 2 do the same, plus my 3 bull dogs and 2 kids

Don't get me started on kids too lol.

Mum, where are you? What are you doing? Are you having a poo or a wee?

God knows what the neighbours think.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Cats are always on the wrong side of any door. That’s why you have to leave every single one open for their royal highnesses.

True

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By *aughtyYorkGentMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I'm with the cats on this one. If I could get away with just following a woman into the bathroom and watching her wee, or sneaking under a cubicle door without getting arrested, I'd do exactly the same! And sorry OP, but I actually think women peeing probably IS the most fascinating thing in the world?

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By *adylydfordWoman
over a year ago

altinkum

I breed tonkinese cats... i had 27 in my house last summer... imaging the peace i had there! Oh and tonks love water... its never just me in the bath!

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By *am62Woman
over a year ago

Bristol

How loyal and trusting our pets are.. Wonderful.Its great to know animals have good homes,and owners, when you here so much cruelty out there.

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By *nerealman100Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"I breed tonkinese cats... i had 27 in my house last summer... imaging the peace i had there! Oh and tonks love water... its never just me in the bath!"

Don't think I would fancy a cat in the bath with me, what if you mistake it for your loofer it could all end up to be a right blood bath

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By *adylydfordWoman
over a year ago

altinkum

"I breed tonkinese cats... i had 27 in my house last summer... imaging the peace i had there! Oh and tonks love water... its never just me in the bath!

Don't think I would fancy a cat in the bath with me, what if you mistake it for your loofer it could all end up to be a right blood bath

Its why i try to shower at the gym/work as much as possible!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think cats are beautiful and amusing though I would never have one - too much trouble despite their alleged independence!

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

Because when I die I come back as a cat, and visit all you sexies in the bathroom.

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

It never bothered me when my cat use to follow me into the bathroom

He died over a year ago now and miss him being there

They don’t do any harm so why should it bother you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It amuses me that pets bring humans down to their level.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I breed tonkinese cats... i had 27 in my house last summer... imaging the peace i had there! Oh and tonks love water... its never just me in the bath!"

Imagine! Theyve not followed me into the shower...yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a German Shepherd and a cat, both follow me into the bathroom. It's like they know they have my undivided attention when sat on the pot

My bathroom is bot big enough for 3.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I breed tonkinese cats... i had 27 in my house last summer... imaging the peace i had there! Oh and tonks love water... its never just me in the bath!"

Just googled Tonkinese cats; take my money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I breed tonkinese cats... i had 27 in my house last summer... imaging the peace i had there! Oh and tonks love water... its never just me in the bath!

Just googled Tonkinese cats; take my money"

They are a beautiful breed; as are Burmese

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Cats seem to be obsessed with running water. My old one insisted on sitting on the sink and drinking straight from the tap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey you furry pair of buggers! Why If I go to the bathroom do you both follow me in... and sit and STARE at me like it's the most fascinating thing in the world....it's bloody off putting.

If I shut the door with you outside you stick furry paws under the crack at the bottom. Scratch scratch scratch .

If I shut the door with you inside you recreate Escape From Alcatraz.

Fcuk sake, I just want a pee in peace.Is that too much to ask?

And relax.

My bloody cat lines to walk between my legs as I'm sat taking a dump, the weirdo

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Cats seem to be obsessed with running water. My old one insisted on sitting on the sink and drinking straight from the tap."

My cat sits in the basin whilst I'm in the bath!!

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Hahahaha my Bailey use to do that

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Hahahaha my Bailey use to do that"

It's sweet isn't it, she's very clingy, as she was dumped, so she follows me everywhere. She sleeps on our bed and wakes hubby up in the morning, about 5am, by touching her nose to his!

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Yes I remember you telling me luv

You are lucky she has stayed with you

I miss mine so much

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

My dog does this. It’s most disconcerting.

If i close the door he uses his paws to open it and sits by the sink watching me so i end up talking to him to make it feel less awkward

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Yes I remember you telling me luv

You are lucky she has stayed with you

I miss mine so much"

We are very lucky, we couldn't have picked a better cat. We do have a selection of 'boyfriends' passing through the garden though

. I do feel for you, I panic when I can't see her in the garden and would be gutted if I lost her now.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"My dog does this. It’s most disconcerting.

If i close the door he uses his paws to open it and sits by the sink watching me so i end up talking to him to make it feel less awkward

Haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could be worse. My pupper decides when I'm in the bathroom to biff the door open when when closed fully, expecting all the fuss in the world

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Could be worse. My pupper decides when I'm in the bathroom to biff the door open when when closed fully, expecting all the fuss in the world"

Aaw...

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By *nderIwonder.Man
over a year ago

2nd City

my cat ignores me all day but when it's time to Sit down and do some gaming then he seems to want to play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I breed tonkinese cats... i had 27 in my house last summer... imaging the peace i had there! Oh and tonks love water... its never just me in the bath!"

Did you know that if you put a Tonk in the fridge, its fur will go darker temporarily? I'm not advocating putting cats in fridges of course, but their fur is temperature sensitive. I have a couple of Tonks back home and they're much lighter in the summer and darker in the winter.

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By *iffaWoman
over a year ago

wherever

One of mine does the same, and will sit and watch you in the shower. I don’t no why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine loves playing in the toliet...so when I go to the bathroom and I don't pay attention I get a cold wet bum.

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By *adylydfordWoman
over a year ago

altinkum

"I breed tonkinese cats... i had 27 in my house last summer... imaging the peace i had there! Oh and tonks love water... its never just me in the bath!

Just googled Tonkinese cats; take my money"

Lol! i havent had this year's kittens yet. They are 600 each so let me know in a couple months if your serious!

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By *adylydfordWoman
over a year ago

altinkum

"I breed tonkinese cats... i had 27 in my house last summer... imaging the peace i had there! Oh and tonks love water... its never just me in the bath!

Their points are temp sensitive, thats why they are darker then coat colour as they are further away from core temp. I have a brown colourpoint boy who visually looks the same colour as his chocolate tonkinese point uncle. 2 totally different genetical colours look like twins.

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By *edmark07Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Anyone have an ocicat ? Love one of those but it would scare the shit out of my French bulldog

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

They are adorable

I have googled them too

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