FabSwingers.com forum: chat up lines you might not use

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok i'll start:-

Your the most beautiful girl in the room, dependent on the room and the women it contains

You should be a part time model but to be honest you should probably keep your old job to

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

You're not exactly a looker, but I'm gagging.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I can't remember the last time I got chatted up,some time in the dark ages I think

Swinging chat up lines don't count to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

In this light you look stunning... I can't see any of your wrinkles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't sweat much for a fat lass

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't remember the last time I got chatted up,some time in the dark ages I think

Swinging chat up lines don't count to me

Just a bit of fun really

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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Do you like to dress for sex… good, I don’t think I could stomach seeing you naked.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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I’m surprised there isn’t a queue of guys waiting to buy you a drink…. It’s says you give head for a Breezer on the loo wall.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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Get your coat you've pulled... but can you leave by a different door and meet me 'round back in 5.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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When I look at your face I can’t help but think you fell from heaven… or at least a second floor window.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I look at your face I can’t help but think you fell from heaven… or at least a second floor window."

LOL really, LOL

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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I don’t know if I should kiss you or not. I have the feeling you’re the type of person I’d find too hard to get over… no seriously, I can’t part my legs that far.

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By *ayceeCouple
over a year ago

northampton

i think you're really attractive, and you'd match my duvet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

only got 1 condom and its only got a wee hole in it.... any chance

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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I adore intelligent witty people… but I’ll still fuck you if you promise not to talk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ewww... your fatter than your pictures ... but we'd play anyway pmsl..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you chewing a wasp?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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You really stand out from the rest of your friends… at least your nose does.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You remind me of the actress...................oh damn whats her name..................oh thats it...Lassie

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Listening to you talk is making me very, very wet…. does your lisp always make you spit so much?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got the hardest cock looking at the female over your shoulder, she hot, out of my league tho, so why waste it..... fancy a shag ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I said you had a beautiful body .... I'd be lying!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A line that has actually been used by someone in the swinging community

“ I am looking for a receptacle for my spunk”

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A line that has actually been used by someone in the swinging community

“ I am looking for a receptacle for my spunk”

Oh class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I said you had a beautiful body .... I'd be lying!!"

I'd happily let you check in the flesh lol... Rumours are awful...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok this is a reply i sent back to a guy the other day from fab

please could you send me a picture of your face, only i could do with seeing it as my pussy will be sitting on it

he never replied back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow!!! I have always wanted to date a celebrity----- You are one of Cinderellas sisters arent you???

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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Excuse me Sir... whoops Miss

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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I like older women... they can't afford to be picky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Opps... wrong hole, sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s not like you will get a better offer

You’ll do

Your mate is not interested, so how about I go home with you

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Mmmmmmmmmmm you smell like my toilet cleaner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Opps... wrong hole, sorry

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That’s not a chat up line, its a bloody excuse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lets see if you are as much fun as your dad!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

You had me at “hello”…. but now the sound of your voice is starting to irritate me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lost the bet, wanna go out sometime??

OR,

Telephone chat up,

Wanna go out Friday,if I get my parole?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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"Big Issue... Big Issue"

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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Do you want to come back to mine or can I just do you in the carpark?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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I'd love to take you home, but we're not allowed pets in the building.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Opps... wrong hole, sorry

That’s not a chat up line, its a bloody excuse!

opps your right lol....

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I could fuck you for hours... and I'm still not sure I'd feel anything that small.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what about....

... do you mind if I hide you under the quilt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually overheard this morning in cafe,

bet after one glass of vodka you are anybodies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hey worm - wanna wiggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Big Issue... Big Issue""

LOL evil

also:

"Good evening madam. Let us return to my fine establishment so I may insert my penis into your vagina...among other things

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

My mother warned me to be very careful around men like you... she don't want ugly grandchildren.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Have you been on Jeremy Kyle?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Is that a Radley bag? Very stylish... does it fit over your head by any chance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love you ....

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

"ok this is a reply i sent back to a guy the other day from fab

please could you send me a picture of your face, only i could do with seeing it as my pussy will be sitting on it

he never replied back"

Brilliant!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sure, I'll go for a drink with you but I mustn't touch alcohol as I'm trying to get pregnant."

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

if looking so darn sexy was a crime, you'd be under house arrest, my house

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I like your shoes. My ex had a pair of those shoes… it’s the pair they wore when they left me. I’m still paying for the bastard things and the rest of their wardrobe as the bloody credit card was in my name… and the loan… and they took the furniture which I’m still paying for. Bastard! I was totally used. Love was just a word used to get my money. Bastard! Shagging around too! Telling me I was the only one. I wasn’t getting it from them though! I gave up everything for them. Bastard! Left me with fuck all… oh god I hate them…. using scum bastard! Never cared about me! Oh no! Just what I could be used for! Bastard! I ended up back on Prozac! Bastard! Never fucking trust anyone who tells you they love you 5 minutes after meeting them… it’s not love it’s greed! Using my loneliness to worm their way in…. tricking me when I was venerable! Bastard! I hope they die in a painful crash or a fire and die slowly in pain fucker! Bastard!.... anyway I do like the shoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So you're not looking for marriage then huh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ok this is a reply i sent back to a guy the other day from fab

please could you send me a picture of your face, only i could do with seeing it as my pussy will be sitting on it

he never replied back"

spoke too soon. he replied back. saying he will send me a pic by mobile.....dont think so, this pussy's pussy wont be sitting on that face afterall

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Do you know any PROPER Bar Staff!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you know any PROPER Bar Staff!"

yeah flook off barnsley i aint getting me tits out again now

now dont all cheer at once will yer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love you ....

that has to be the worst!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I've been following you for a few days now... I do like your house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My grandma told me my grandad takes it up the pooper - do you ?

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By *isterPepperMan
over a year ago

Central Swindon

If you were a sex toy, what would you be?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Sure, I'll go for a drink with you but I mustn't touch alcohol as I'm trying to get pregnant.""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just had a classic chat up line "i'm looking to offload" ffs almost spat my tea over the laptop lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

heard in local pub....."look i might no be the most handsome guy in here but lets face it in the 2 hrs u been in no one been near u... you fancy a fuck" i nearly died laughin had to pretend i was washing the glasses!!

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

You don't sweat much for a fat lass!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

went out with a female friend one night and this fella tried to chat her up he started by saying

Ive fucked an older woman before

then went on to say

she didn't look clever enough to do her job

he didn't get why she wouldnt go out with him i just had trouble getting up off the floor laughing

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