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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

So I'll just sit here quietly and let the world pass me by.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll come sit beside you x

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I'll come sit beside you x"

You're more than welcome x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m here with you PP

I only like maltasering you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Il come join you can I smoke tho

Mrscxxx

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I’m here with you PP

I only like maltasering you "

You're only after my little balls of joy

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Don't let it just pass you by.

Stare intently at it . Can't beat a good bit of peo0le watching, budge up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m here with you PP

I only like maltasering you

You're only after my little balls of joy "

They’re mine and mine only

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Il come join you can I smoke tho

Mrscxxx "

Damn right you can smoke, thus is a pc free zone x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I'll just sit here quietly and let the world pass me by."
save me a seat x

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By *estofbothCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

We’re thinking of retiring before too long, we’ll come and join you if we may?

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Don't let it just pass you by.

Stare intently at it . Can't beat a good bit of peo0le watching, budge up."

You've just missed a blonde walk past with massive tits

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I’m here with you PP

I only like maltasering you

You're only after my little balls of joy

They’re mine and mine only "

I've plenty to go round

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"So I'll just sit here quietly and let the world pass me by.save me a seat x"

Kelly there's always a seat for you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't let it just pass you by.

Stare intently at it . Can't beat a good bit of peo0le watching, budge up.

You've just missed a blonde walk past with massive tits "

Did you see that naked jogger

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"Don't let it just pass you by.

Stare intently at it . Can't beat a good bit of peo0le watching, budge up.

You've just missed a blonde walk past with massive tits "

Oh no I didn't miss her, that's why I was late to the watching bench

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"We’re thinking of retiring before too long, we’ll come and join you if we may? "

Damn right you can

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Don't let it just pass you by.

Stare intently at it . Can't beat a good bit of peo0le watching, budge up.

You've just missed a blonde walk past with massive tits

Did you see that naked jogger "

Yep it was a big off putting with the noise of his balls slapping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I'll just sit here quietly and let the world pass me by.save me a seat x

Kelly there's always a seat for you x"

aww thank you PP xx

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Don't let it just pass you by.

Stare intently at it . Can't beat a good bit of peo0le watching, budge up.

You've just missed a blonde walk past with massive tits

Oh no I didn't miss her, that's why I was late to the watching bench "

I'm getting distracted now with all these lovely ladies turning up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't let it just pass you by.

Stare intently at it . Can't beat a good bit of peo0le watching, budge up.

You've just missed a blonde walk past with massive tits

Did you see that naked jogger

Yep it was a big off putting with the noise of his balls slapping "

It was when he stopped to feed the ducks

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

I'll be up in your part of the world next weekend PP, but it looks like you'll be busy xx

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport


"So I'll just sit here quietly and let the world pass me by."

When I worked in Manchester i used to sit at the tram stop at deansgate and look up at the Hilton hotel. Think people thought I was watching the world pass by, but I was spying for naked people! The amount of people that used to stand naked at the bedroom windows was funny. I wonder if they did it deliberately or if they thought people couldn’t see !

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Don't let it just pass you by.

Stare intently at it . Can't beat a good bit of peo0le watching, budge up.

You've just missed a blonde walk past with massive tits

Did you see that naked jogger

Yep it was a big off putting with the noise of his balls slapping

It was when he stopped to feed the ducks "

You missed an opportunity for a good taser shot

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I'll be up in your part of the world next weekend PP, but it looks like you'll be busy xx"

Bet you'll have your hands full too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't let it just pass you by.

Stare intently at it . Can't beat a good bit of peo0le watching, budge up.

You've just missed a blonde walk past with massive tits

Did you see that naked jogger

Yep it was a big off putting with the noise of his balls slapping

It was when he stopped to feed the ducks

You missed an opportunity for a good taser shot "

My taser only has your name on it PP

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

Have you cake?

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"So I'll just sit here quietly and let the world pass me by.

When I worked in Manchester i used to sit at the tram stop at deansgate and look up at the Hilton hotel. Think people thought I was watching the world pass by, but I was spying for naked people! The amount of people that used to stand naked at the bedroom windows was funny. I wonder if they did it deliberately or if they thought people couldn’t see !"

Oh was that you in the red jacket and binoculars

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Have you cake?"

How rude darlo, damn right there will be x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I'll just sit here quietly and let the world pass me by.

When I worked in Manchester i used to sit at the tram stop at deansgate and look up at the Hilton hotel. Think people thought I was watching the world pass by, but I was spying for naked people! The amount of people that used to stand naked at the bedroom windows was funny. I wonder if they did it deliberately or if they thought people couldn’t see !"

I did it deliberately

Morning PP

You're always needed in here.

Jo.Xx

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By *.H.SMan
over a year ago

London

As the song goes your not alone loool

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"So I'll just sit here quietly and let the world pass me by.

When I worked in Manchester i used to sit at the tram stop at deansgate and look up at the Hilton hotel. Think people thought I was watching the world pass by, but I was spying for naked people! The amount of people that used to stand naked at the bedroom windows was funny. I wonder if they did it deliberately or if they thought people couldn’t see !

I did it deliberately

Morning PP

You're always needed in here.

Jo.Xx "

You're just an exhibitionist like me xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I'll just sit here quietly and let the world pass me by."

Is there room on the bench for me? I like doughnuts.

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places


"Have you cake?

How rude darlo, damn right there will be x "

Well then services def no longer required skootch up and share some cakey goodness x

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"So I'll just sit here quietly and let the world pass me by.

Is there room on the bench for me? I like doughnuts. "

Oh there will be doughnuts

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Have you cake?

How rude darlo, damn right there will be x

Well then services def no longer required skootch up and share some cakey goodness x "

Ya cheeky bugger

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Morning PPP

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

Good morning PP has everyone taken over your threads and who are these inconsiderate people you speek of you know your services are always required in the forums how dare you give in without a fight build up your army get out there and defend your position sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I'll just sit here quietly and let the world pass me by."

Have a boobie hug x

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Morning PPP "

Well hello there, have you brought Alan cos I can't see him x

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Morning PPP

Well hello there, have you brought Alan cos I can't see him x "

My mate Cheeky is looking after him while I go to work....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning PPP

Well hello there, have you brought Alan cos I can't see him x "

Pruebame has him this morning

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Good morning PP has everyone taken over your threads and who are these inconsiderate people you speek of you know your services are always required in the forums how dare you give in without a fight build up your army get out there and defend your position sir "

Grrrrr

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Good morning PP has everyone taken over your threads and who are these inconsiderate people you speek of you know your services are always required in the forums how dare you give in without a fight build up your army get out there and defend your position sir "

Morning prue yes I feel betrayed and abused.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning PPP

Well hello there, have you brought Alan cos I can't see him x

My mate Cheeky is looking after him while I go to work.... "

I’ve handed him over to Pruebame

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Morning PPP

Well hello there, have you brought Alan cos I can't see him x

Pruebame has him this morning "

Say what now???!!!! We,r not playing pass the parcel lady

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"Morning PPP

Well hello there, have you brought Alan cos I can't see him x

Pruebame has him this morning

Say what now???!!!! We,r not playing pass the parcel lady "

But I'm ill I needed something to cheer me up

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"So I'll just sit here quietly and let the world pass me by.

Have a boobie hug x"

Now there's an offer I couldn't refuse x

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Morning PPP

Well hello there, have you brought Alan cos I can't see him x

Pruebame has him this morning

Say what now???!!!! We,r not playing pass the parcel lady

But I'm ill I needed something to cheer me up "

Yeh iv heard, sorry to hear that sweet hope you get better soon kid xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning PPP

Well hello there, have you brought Alan cos I can't see him x

Pruebame has him this morning

Say what now???!!!! We,r not playing pass the parcel lady

But I'm ill I needed something to cheer me up "

I’ll give you something to cheer you up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here x

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Morning PPP

Well hello there, have you brought Alan cos I can't see him x

Pruebame has him this morning

Say what now???!!!! We,r not playing pass the parcel lady

But I'm ill I needed something to cheer me up "

Well you can't be that bad if you have Alan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning PPP

Well hello there, have you brought Alan cos I can't see him x

Pruebame has him this morning

Say what now???!!!! We,r not playing pass the parcel lady

But I'm ill I needed something to cheer me up

Well you can't be that bad if you have Alan "

He’s just sent me a photo

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Morning PPP

Well hello there, have you brought Alan cos I can't see him x

Pruebame has him this morning

Say what now???!!!! We,r not playing pass the parcel lady

But I'm ill I needed something to cheer me up

I’ll give you something to cheer you up "

Oh I see I'm not good enough now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just seen it, disgraceful

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Morning PPP

Well hello there, have you brought Alan cos I can't see him x

Pruebame has him this morning

Say what now???!!!! We,r not playing pass the parcel lady

But I'm ill I needed something to cheer me up

I’ll give you something to cheer you up

Oh I see I'm not good enough now "

Awwwww PPP me likes you

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I'm here x"

Well hello x

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Just seen it, disgraceful "

It is I'm heartbroken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning PPP

Well hello there, have you brought Alan cos I can't see him x

Pruebame has him this morning

Say what now???!!!! We,r not playing pass the parcel lady

But I'm ill I needed something to cheer me up

I’ll give you something to cheer you up

Oh I see I'm not good enough now

Awwwww PPP me likes you "

Hey, he only gets taserd by me right you can give him Alan

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

My presence isn't required, let alone my services, so I'll join you.

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Morning PPP

Well hello there, have you brought Alan cos I can't see him x

Pruebame has him this morning

Say what now???!!!! We,r not playing pass the parcel lady

But I'm ill I needed something to cheer me up

I’ll give you something to cheer you up

Oh I see I'm not good enough now

Awwwww PPP me likes you "

Me and my mate Barry buttplug like you too

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Morning PPP

Well hello there, have you brought Alan cos I can't see him x

Pruebame has him this morning

Say what now???!!!! We,r not playing pass the parcel lady

But I'm ill I needed something to cheer me up

I’ll give you something to cheer you up

Oh I see I'm not good enough now

Awwwww PPP me likes you

Hey, he only gets taserd by me right you can give him Alan "

Yes my lady

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"Morning PPP

Well hello there, have you brought Alan cos I can't see him x

Pruebame has him this morning

Say what now???!!!! We,r not playing pass the parcel lady

But I'm ill I needed something to cheer me up

Well you can't be that bad if you have Alan "

Alan's just there so I don't have to get up to go to the toilet honest

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"My presence isn't required, let alone my services, so I'll join you. "

You're more than welcome xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning PPP

Well hello there, have you brought Alan cos I can't see him x

Pruebame has him this morning

Say what now???!!!! We,r not playing pass the parcel lady

But I'm ill I needed something to cheer me up

I’ll give you something to cheer you up

Oh I see I'm not good enough now

Awwwww PPP me likes you

Me and my mate Barry buttplug like you too "

You have a butt plug called Barry can we see him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I'll just sit here quietly and let the world pass me by.

Have a boobie hug x

Now there's an offer I couldn't refuse x "

There there petal, don't worry your pretty head x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My presence isn't required, let alone my services, so I'll join you. "

I appreciate you! Xx

Why do I feel like watching the wizard of oz?

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Morning PPP

Well hello there, have you brought Alan cos I can't see him x

Pruebame has him this morning

Say what now???!!!! We,r not playing pass the parcel lady

But I'm ill I needed something to cheer me up

Well you can't be that bad if you have Alan

Alan's just there so I don't have to get up to go to the toilet honest "

Plenty of lube just remember that

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon


"My presence isn't required, let alone my services, so I'll join you.

I appreciate you! Xx

Why do I feel like watching the wizard of oz? "

I don't have any flying monkeys sorry

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Morning PPP

Well hello there, have you brought Alan cos I can't see him x

Pruebame has him this morning

Say what now???!!!! We,r not playing pass the parcel lady

But I'm ill I needed something to cheer me up

I’ll give you something to cheer you up

Oh I see I'm not good enough now

Awwwww PPP me likes you

Me and my mate Barry buttplug like you too

You have a butt plug called Barry can we see him "

I've also got Alan's distant cousin too

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"So I'll just sit here quietly and let the world pass me by.

Have a boobie hug x

Now there's an offer I couldn't refuse x

There there petal, don't worry your pretty head x"

Smart arse x

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Morning PPP

Well hello there, have you brought Alan cos I can't see him x

Pruebame has him this morning

Say what now???!!!! We,r not playing pass the parcel lady

But I'm ill I needed something to cheer me up

Well you can't be that bad if you have Alan

Alan's just there so I don't have to get up to go to the toilet honest

Plenty of lube just remember that "

My Alan is not a toy!!!! errrrrr yeh he is but stop playing with him.....poor baby

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Think I should have done that to thing are not going as planned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning PPP

Well hello there, have you brought Alan cos I can't see him x

Pruebame has him this morning

Say what now???!!!! We,r not playing pass the parcel lady

But I'm ill I needed something to cheer me up

I’ll give you something to cheer you up

Oh I see I'm not good enough now

Awwwww PPP me likes you

Me and my mate Barry buttplug like you too

You have a butt plug called Barry can we see him

I've also got Alan's distant cousin too "

I’ve got a friend called Digger

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"So I'll just sit here quietly and let the world pass me by."

Shurrup and get the kettle on...

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just seen it, disgraceful

It is I'm heartbroken "

Chin up, well at least this thread has more replies then that poor excuse for t.o.t. Il send you a t.o.t pic #loyal

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"Morning PPP

Well hello there, have you brought Alan cos I can't see him x

Pruebame has him this morning

Say what now???!!!! We,r not playing pass the parcel lady

But I'm ill I needed something to cheer me up

Well you can't be that bad if you have Alan

Alan's just there so I don't have to get up to go to the toilet honest

Plenty of lube just remember that

My Alan is not a toy!!!! errrrrr yeh he is but stop playing with him.....poor baby "

Alan likes me he said I'm pressing all the right buttons he's buzzing I've got him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I'll just sit here quietly and let the world pass me by.

Shurrup and get the kettle on...

Xxx"

Ooooo tea...I’d love one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I'll just sit here quietly and let the world pass me by."

Should we go sit in the pub instead?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"So I'll just sit here quietly and let the world pass me by.

Shurrup and get the kettle on...

Xxx

Ooooo tea...I’d love one "

Best make a pot then, PP..

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"So I'll just sit here quietly and let the world pass me by.

Shurrup and get the kettle on...

Xxx"

How rude you should know the kettles always on x

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Just seen it, disgraceful

It is I'm heartbroken

Chin up, well at least this thread has more replies then that poor excuse for t.o.t. Il send you a t.o.t pic #loyal "

Hubba

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Think I should have done that to thing are not going as planned"

You're doing fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I'll just sit here quietly and let the world pass me by.

Shurrup and get the kettle on...

Xxx

How rude you should know the kettles always on x"

Strong, splash of milk and two teaspoons of brown sugar, stirred 3 times to the left and 12 to the right

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"So I'll just sit here quietly and let the world pass me by.

Shurrup and get the kettle on...

Xxx

How rude you should know the kettles always on x

Strong, splash of milk and two teaspoons of brown sugar, stirred 3 times to the left and 12 to the right "

Or how it comes

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Morning PPP

Well hello there, have you brought Alan cos I can't see him x

Pruebame has him this morning

Say what now???!!!! We,r not playing pass the parcel lady

But I'm ill I needed something to cheer me up

Well you can't be that bad if you have Alan

Alan's just there so I don't have to get up to go to the toilet honest

Plenty of lube just remember that

My Alan is not a toy!!!! errrrrr yeh he is but stop playing with him.....poor baby

Alan likes me he said I'm pressing all the right buttons he's buzzing I've got him "

Arhhhhhhhhhhh you heathan!

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"So I'll just sit here quietly and let the world pass me by.

Should we go sit in the pub instead? "

There's cake n boobs here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we forming a chain gang

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Morning PPP

Well hello there, have you brought Alan cos I can't see him x

Pruebame has him this morning

Say what now???!!!! We,r not playing pass the parcel lady

But I'm ill I needed something to cheer me up

Well you can't be that bad if you have Alan

Alan's just there so I don't have to get up to go to the toilet honest

Plenty of lube just remember that

My Alan is not a toy!!!! errrrrr yeh he is but stop playing with him.....poor baby

Alan likes me he said I'm pressing all the right buttons he's buzzing I've got him

Arhhhhhhhhhhh you heathan! "

You only have yourself to blame

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Are we forming a chain gang "

Not unless you want whipping

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over a year ago


"Morning PPP

Well hello there, have you brought Alan cos I can't see him x

Pruebame has him this morning

Say what now???!!!! We,r not playing pass the parcel lady

But I'm ill I needed something to cheer me up

Well you can't be that bad if you have Alan

Alan's just there so I don't have to get up to go to the toilet honest

Plenty of lube just remember that

My Alan is not a toy!!!! errrrrr yeh he is but stop playing with him.....poor baby

Alan likes me he said I'm pressing all the right buttons he's buzzing I've got him

Arhhhhhhhhhhh you heathan!

You only have yourself to blame "

He’s gone out with him in

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"So I'll just sit here quietly and let the world pass me by.

Shurrup and get the kettle on...

Xxx

How rude you should know the kettles always on x"

My mistake...so spank me..

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"So I'll just sit here quietly and let the world pass me by.

Shurrup and get the kettle on...

Xxx

Ooooo tea...I’d love one

Best make a pot then, PP.. "

I'm too busy entertaining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I'll just sit here quietly and let the world pass me by.

Shurrup and get the kettle on...

Xxx

How rude you should know the kettles always on x

Strong, splash of milk and two teaspoons of brown sugar, stirred 3 times to the left and 12 to the right

Or how it comes "

I’m very fussy about my tea

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Morning PPP

Well hello there, have you brought Alan cos I can't see him x

Pruebame has him this morning

Say what now???!!!! We,r not playing pass the parcel lady

But I'm ill I needed something to cheer me up

Well you can't be that bad if you have Alan

Alan's just there so I don't have to get up to go to the toilet honest

Plenty of lube just remember that

My Alan is not a toy!!!! errrrrr yeh he is but stop playing with him.....poor baby

Alan likes me he said I'm pressing all the right buttons he's buzzing I've got him

Arhhhhhhhhhhh you heathan!

You only have yourself to blame "

Thanks for the support PPP....

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"So I'll just sit here quietly and let the world pass me by.

Shurrup and get the kettle on...

Xxx

How rude you should know the kettles always on x

My mistake...so spank me.. "

With pleasure

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Morning PPP

Well hello there, have you brought Alan cos I can't see him x

Pruebame has him this morning

Say what now???!!!! We,r not playing pass the parcel lady

But I'm ill I needed something to cheer me up

Well you can't be that bad if you have Alan

Alan's just there so I don't have to get up to go to the toilet honest

Plenty of lube just remember that

My Alan is not a toy!!!! errrrrr yeh he is but stop playing with him.....poor baby

Alan likes me he said I'm pressing all the right buttons he's buzzing I've got him

Arhhhhhhhhhhh you heathan!

You only have yourself to blame

He’s gone out with him in "

So he'll be feeling cocky all day then

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Sneaks up behind you and slaps your bum

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Morning PPP

Well hello there, have you brought Alan cos I can't see him x

Pruebame has him this morning

Say what now???!!!! We,r not playing pass the parcel lady

But I'm ill I needed something to cheer me up

Well you can't be that bad if you have Alan

Alan's just there so I don't have to get up to go to the toilet honest

Plenty of lube just remember that

My Alan is not a toy!!!! errrrrr yeh he is but stop playing with him.....poor baby

Alan likes me he said I'm pressing all the right buttons he's buzzing I've got him

Arhhhhhhhhhhh you heathan!

You only have yourself to blame

Thanks for the support PPP.... "

I'm here for you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we forming a chain gang

Not unless you want whipping "

You kinky fukker go on then if you insist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning PPP

Well hello there, have you brought Alan cos I can't see him x

Pruebame has him this morning

Say what now???!!!! We,r not playing pass the parcel lady

But I'm ill I needed something to cheer me up

Well you can't be that bad if you have Alan

Alan's just there so I don't have to get up to go to the toilet honest

Plenty of lube just remember that

My Alan is not a toy!!!! errrrrr yeh he is but stop playing with him.....poor baby

Alan likes me he said I'm pressing all the right buttons he's buzzing I've got him

Arhhhhhhhhhhh you heathan!

You only have yourself to blame

He’s gone out with him in

So he'll be feeling cocky all day then "

He’ll be walking funny, that I’m sure of

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Sneaks up behind you and slaps your bum "

Good job it's a pc free zone x

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Are we forming a chain gang

Not unless you want whipping

You kinky fukker go on then if you insist"

Yep I'm sure there's a few ladies p to the task too

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I'll come sit beside you x

You're more than welcome x"

I'll come and sit on you too PP...sou Dr more fun than work

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I'll come sit beside you x

You're more than welcome x

I'll come and sit on you too PP...sou Dr more fun than work "

Whay hey

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

It seems my services are required to do the school run

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we forming a chain gang

Not unless you want whipping

You kinky fukker go on then if you insist

Yep I'm sure there's a few ladies p to the task too "

Where show me don’t get me excited

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"Sneaks up behind you and slaps your bum

Good job it's a pc free zone x "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning PP , budge over x

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Morning PP, room for 1 more? X

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Are we forming a chain gang

Not unless you want whipping

You kinky fukker go on then if you insist

Yep I'm sure there's a few ladies p to the task too

Where show me don’t get me excited "

I think its too late for being excited

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Morning PP , budge over x"

For you anything x

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Morning PP, room for 1 more? X"

Good morning and oh yes, let me know when you're comfy x

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Sneaks up behind you and slaps your bum

Good job it's a pc free zone x

"

You know it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning PP , budge over x

For you anything x "

You are a star x

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Morning PP , budge over x

For you anything x

You are a star x"

I try my best x

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By *iker babe 777Couple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Morning PP

it just wasn’t the same posting without you being OP x

So had to pop in to say hi here to you my lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning pp, get the kettle on, cake ready and we’ll have a snuggle on the sofa x

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Morning PP

it just wasn’t the same posting without you being OP x

So had to pop in to say hi here to you my lovely

"

Why thank you for popping out xx

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Morning pp, get the kettle on, cake ready and we’ll have a snuggle on the sofa x "

Hey Angie just a snuggle xx

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