FabSwingers.com forum: Say what you need to say !!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Always wanted to start a thread .. lol

Seen various topics .. but here you can say whatever you want !!

Literally anything

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Always wanted to start a thread .. lol

Seen various topics .. but here you can say whatever you want !!

Literally anything

'whatever you want!!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you ever poked anyone’s eye out

With that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Literally anything

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Wibble wibble!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fudge-monkeys!

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman
over a year ago

Shabba

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Lover-man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get to the chopper!

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman
over a year ago

"Shabba"

Glad I got that off my chest. It’s been bothering me for days

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By *utsidenakedMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Its a coat hangers,is it not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mic is competing with fab and winning.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anything ..

Experiences , meets , likes , dislikes , problems, achievements , dissapointments , questions .. I can go on forever

But hope u get the point lol

Just pour your Heart out

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman
over a year ago

"Mic is competing with fab and winning..... "

Who is Mic?

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I don't care for Fortnite at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't care for Fortnite at all"

It's terrible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve never watched game of thrones

Or Harry Potter, or Star Wars

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By *utsidenakedMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

I don't like guys when they piss on ya car

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve never watched game of thrones

Or Harry Potter, or Star Wars "

Hahaha .. same here

Finally someone lol

The odd Harry Potter movie scenes on the tv .. but never the whole movie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mic is competing with fab and winning.....

Who is Mic?"

I'm too embarrassed to say (TV show)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve never watched game of thrones

Or Harry Potter, or Star Wars "

I haven't watched LotR, Harry Pottetlr or any of the new Star Wars films.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im feeling very sappy and soppy at the minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve never watched game of thrones

Or Harry Potter, or Star Wars

I haven't watched LotR, Harry Pottetlr or any of the new Star Wars films."

What’s LotR?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve never watched game of thrones

Or Harry Potter, or Star Wars

I haven't watched LotR, Harry Pottetlr or any of the new Star Wars films.

What’s LotR?"
lights on the rectum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm under a lot of pressure to watch The Sound of Music. I'm really really fine with never having watched it. It's starting to feel like harassment.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I don't like guys when they piss on ya car"

Even worse are those that shit on the seats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve never watched game of thrones

Or Harry Potter, or Star Wars

I haven't watched LotR, Harry Pottetlr or any of the new Star Wars films.

What’s LotR?lights on the rectum"

Lol. I worked it out once I’d typed it. Not seen that either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm under a lot of pressure to watch The Sound of Music. I'm really really fine with never having watched it. It's starting to feel like harassment. "

Omg it’s the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm under a lot of pressure to watch The Sound of Music. I'm really really fine with never having watched it. It's starting to feel like harassment.

Omg it’s the best

See? Harassment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm under a lot of pressure to watch The Sound of Music. I'm really really fine with never having watched it. It's starting to feel like harassment.

Omg it’s the best

See? Harassment! "

WATCH IT!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm under a lot of pressure to watch The Sound of Music. I'm really really fine with never having watched it. It's starting to feel like harassment.

Omg it’s the best

See? Harassment!

WATCH IT!!!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm under a lot of pressure to watch The Sound of Music. I'm really really fine with never having watched it. It's starting to feel like harassment.

Omg it’s the best

See? Harassment!

WATCH IT!!!!

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dont stress iv not seen it either

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have never seen a unicorn ..

always wondered what the hell is a unicorn anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have never seen a unicorn ..

always wondered what the hell is a unicorn anyway

It’s like a pink horse. You find them in the woods at night. You can usually see them as they’re bright pink.

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By *utsidenakedMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"I have never seen a unicorn ..

always wondered what the hell is a unicorn anyway

Isn't that one in your profile pic???

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman
over a year ago

"I’ve never watched game of thrones

Or Harry Potter, or Star Wars

Hahaha .. same here

Finally someone lol

The odd Harry Potter movie scenes on the tv .. but never the whole movie

Me neither. And have no intention of watching them either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a poo.

Danish x

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By *eeroybrownMan
over a year ago

aldershot

"Have you ever poked anyone’s eye out

With that?"

Almost poked my own eye out waving a stick around pretending or was a wand (I know, I'm a knob

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

If I can say anything its one word .. supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you ever poked anyone’s eye out

With that?

Almost poked my own eye out waving a stick around pretending or was a wand (I know, I'm a knob

) "

A wand? A sword would have sounded more

Impressive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I can say anything its one word .. supercalifragilisticexpialidocious "

There goes a clever gent

Doughnut

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Whats erotic and orgasmic .. other then vaginal/ anal/ oral penetration.

I'll go with Kissing or feet job

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By *eeroybrownMan
over a year ago

aldershot

"Have you ever poked anyone’s eye out

With that?

Almost poked my own eye out waving a stick around pretending or was a wand (I know, I'm a knob

)

A wand? A sword would have sounded more

Impressive "

Oh, yeah, right, I was pretending it was a sword, not a wand at all. And I definitely wasn't saying "wingardium leviosa" at the time either!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you ever poked anyone’s eye out

With that?

Almost poked my own eye out waving a stick around pretending or was a wand (I know, I'm a knob

)

A wand? A sword would have sounded more

Impressive

Oh, yeah, right, I was pretending it was a sword, not a wand at all. And I definitely wasn't saying "wingardium leviosa" at the time either!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats erotic and orgasmic .. other then vaginal/ anal/ oral penetration.

I'll go with Kissing or feet job

Massage

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good choice x

I need more of those too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cringy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I am gonna keep this thread alive ..

till I learn a thing or two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm really effing frustrated!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm really effing frustrated!!

Tell us the reason too .. so that we can rant or maybe help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm really effing frustrated!!

Tell us the reason too .. so that we can rant or maybe help

I haven't had sex for what feels like an eternity and you waving your magic wand in our faces isn't helping

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm really effing frustrated!!

Tell us the reason too .. so that we can rant or maybe help

I haven't had sex for what feels like an eternity and you waving your magic wand in our faces isn't helping

I am sure someone local to you can take care of it .. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm really effing frustrated!!

Tell us the reason too .. so that we can rant or maybe help

I haven't had sex for what feels like an eternity and you waving your magic wand in our faces isn't helping

Seriously though ... I'm frustrated because 3 weeks ago I was admitted to hospital and told I have a thrombosis in my Portal Vein. I'm home and recovering BUT .... for someone who normally has a high sex drive, now I'm feeling better, I'm starting to feel horny again but I'm too embarrassed to ask my doc if it's safe for me to have sex while I've still got a clot in my upper abdomen!?!?

Yeah yeah...I know I sound weird right

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No shame in asking that ..

If you're vitals are fine and you taking you're warfarin regularly, INR within range

Probably he will allow it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No shame in asking that ..

If you're vitals are fine and you taking you're warfarin regularly, INR within range

Probably he will allow it

Felt a bit silly asking but thanks for replying seriously. Yeah I'm on Apixaban twice a day and everything else is good.

Think I've just got to accept that it's going to be a while before I can go back to my naughty kinky ways.

Haha...never thought I'd say it but looks like I'm going vanilla for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time to get cringy and say goodnight to the girl of my dreams sleep well my sally

Love a good piss before bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who likes vanilla then .. lol

anyone wanna help this lovely lady here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always wanted to start a thread .. lol

Seen various topics .. but here you can say whatever you want !!

Literally anything

(If someone's already done that, I apologise ... I haven't read the whole thread

)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No dear .. you're the first one !!

To literally say - literally anything

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Cancer sucks!!!

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

Good thread to start with op

I still can't tell the difference between forum flirting and the send me a message flirting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If Jesus was born a jew, how come his first name is Mexican?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I did say anything ..

but if this forum get political or religious , it's gonna be a real mess lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to run away!

Far far away.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any idea ... Where ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No dear .. you're the first one !!

To literally say - literally anything

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Infact sorry .. someone already said it.

Need more people here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shabba

Glad I got that off my chest. It’s been bothering me for days"

love that word, well spent

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By *irestorm 500Couple
over a year ago

coventry

"I want to run away!

Far far away.

Can i come too x storm x

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Arse feck bugger shit bollocks cock wank

That's my Tourette's exercised

As you were

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Still haven't eaten the Tower zinger deal ..

Hungry !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had a sick fade at the barbers feeling mega fresh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/03/19 19:06:41]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still haven't eaten the Tower zinger deal ..

Hungry !!!!"

Do,you dry towels on that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where is my Big Spoon?

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

I don't have a favourite hob.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dame to Cosita

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By *eeroybrownMan
over a year ago

aldershot

"Where is my Big Spoon?"

"There is no spoon"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do women here like to please or most are for their own pleasure ?

Just asking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always wanted to start a thread .. lol

Seen various topics .. but here you can say whatever you want !!

Literally anything

"
white men can't jump

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

It's sausage!

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By *eeroybrownMan
over a year ago

aldershot

"Who likes vanilla then .. lol

anyone wanna help this lovely lady here

It's the finest of all the flavours.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How to get in xtasia .. if you're a single guy?

The waiting list is so long. They just don't give you the membership lol

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Do women here like to please or most are for their own pleasure ?

Just asking

Depends. By the standards of regular sex, I'm horrendously selfish. I have needs and I want them seen to. Horrors!

If you can handle that, I actually care a lot about giving pleasure. But there's a significant subset of guys who seem to think I'm a demanding cow for wanting to do this for myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to run away!

Far far away.

Can i come too x storm x "

I'll meet you at the airport in a couple of hours

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

That's a very perky willy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not many people come to forums .. as compared to the total number on here !!

Why?

Probably a better way to socialise rather then waiting for your msg to be read.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am absolutely raging I can’t put into words how cross I am.

Woman at work got newly promoted to same grade as me a couple weeks ago, booked a years worth of leave making it harder for the rest of us to book any. So has now decided she doesn’t want the two shifts she’s off next week as has no plans so.....the cuntbucket has took me off them so she can work which means I’m loosing about £400.

Do I wait longer on shift tomorrow and see my boss or raise speak in a supervision where it has to be legally documented. I’m so cross!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am absolutely raging I can’t put into words how cross I am.

Do I wait longer on shift tomorrow and see my boss or raise speak in a supervision where it has to be legally documented. I’m so cross!!!!"

Lady , you say what you need to say

And you say it now.

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By *irestorm 500Couple
over a year ago

coventry

"I want to run away!

Far far away.

Can i come too x storm x

I'll meet you at the airport in a couple of hours

Suitcase packed and on way

x storm x

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

If we can just say anything in this thread then I'm going to announce I'm about to hit he kitchen for some late night tasty smacks

Can I get anybody anything?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm under a lot of pressure to watch The Sound of Music. I'm really really fine with never having watched it. It's starting to feel like harassment. "

Basically this nun is so crap at nunning, they send her off to look after a herd of kids who killed and ate their mum. Their dad is in the navy but list his boat and the sea so the Nazis came and told them to fuck off to Switzerland.

Now you can pretend you saw it and shut everyone up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bollocks... lost not list...

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By *avartMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

I'm making a curry and rice while singing 'Take me home Country Roads'.

Oh, and I've a nice cuppa with milk n two sugars.

Living the dream!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't care for Fortnite at all"

Is that because you're an Apex Legend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really fancy a hot oil massage

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Everyone likes Bbc here ..

I think it's a boring channel.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I've discovered my new favouritist word today .

Wankspangle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I say it every day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had a thread on yesterday about women asking for fabs in an attempt to be on page one and I just wanted to say I still haven't been fabbed yet damnit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol .. I'll do it

You can post better pics though

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