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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Your penis is fine. There is a place for every penis in society. I love all penis equally.

Small dicks are amazing for rough sex, as you’re less likely to be injured. Big dicks are good for some positions that you won’t feel with small dicks. Curved dicks? Fantastic for doggy style, man it hits the spot. Average sized cocks? Come to mama.

All dicks have their place. And it’s inside me

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Your penis is fine. There is a place for every penis in society. I love all penis equally.

Small dicks are amazing for rough sex, as you’re less likely to be injured. Big dicks are good for some positions that you won’t feel with small dicks. Curved dicks? Fantastic for doggy style, man it hits the spot. Average sized cocks? Come to mama.

All dicks have their place. And it’s inside me "

All at the same time?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your penis is fine. There is a place for every penis in society. I love all penis equally.

Small dicks are amazing for rough sex, as you’re less likely to be injured. Big dicks are good for some positions that you won’t feel with small dicks. Curved dicks? Fantastic for doggy style, man it hits the spot. Average sized cocks? Come to mama.

All dicks have their place. And it’s inside me

All at the same time? "

I can barely fit one let alone 4 billion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your penis is fine. There is a place for every penis in society. I love all penis equally.

Small dicks are amazing for rough sex, as you’re less likely to be injured. Big dicks are good for some positions that you won’t feel with small dicks. Curved dicks? Fantastic for doggy style, man it hits the spot. Average sized cocks? Come to mama.

All dicks have their place. And it’s inside me

All at the same time?

I can barely fit one let alone 4 billion "

Is this a new version of the age old question 'how many elephants can you fit in a mini?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do women ever worry about their lady bits?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Your penis is fine. There is a place for every penis in society. I love all penis equally.

Small dicks are amazing for rough sex, as you’re less likely to be injured. Big dicks are good for some positions that you won’t feel with small dicks. Curved dicks? Fantastic for doggy style, man it hits the spot. Average sized cocks? Come to mama.

All dicks have their place. And it’s inside me

All at the same time?

I can barely fit one let alone 4 billion "

3 is airtight I believe

But it’s a good sentiment in the message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So where do u stand on a massive tool?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So where do u stand on a massive tool?"

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do women ever worry about their lady bits? "

I have big fanny lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just your average straight penis here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do women ever worry about their lady bits? "

If they do they shouldn’t. I see ‘lads’ on Facebook mocking beautiful vaginas because no one is the same as the other...fuck off. All vaginas are beautiful, don’t let anyone shame your vagina

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

There’s hope for me yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So where do u stand on a massive tool?"

On his chest with heels probably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do women ever worry about their lady bits? "

All.

The.

Time.

Will she heal up from lack of use!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I could get a lass to fuck me off here, I might worry about it a little bit. As that’ll never happen no point in getting anxious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do women ever worry about their lady bits?

All.

The.

Time.

Will she heal up from lack of use! "

Ummm, can I help ease your worry my darling?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as you measure up to a sky remote you’re good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who says we’re worried, my dick is the least of my problems.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do women ever worry about their lady bits? "

I used to.

Not any more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOOOOOOL Legendary post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your penis is fine. There is a place for every penis in society. I love all penis equally.

Small dicks are amazing for rough sex, as you’re less likely to be injured. Big dicks are good for some positions that you won’t feel with small dicks. Curved dicks? Fantastic for doggy style, man it hits the spot. Average sized cocks? Come to mama.

All dicks have their place. And it’s inside me

All at the same time?

I can barely fit one let alone 4 billion "

Line ups?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree about the rough sex part

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do women ever worry about their lady bits?

If they do they shouldn’t. I see ‘lads’ on Facebook mocking beautiful vaginas because no one is the same as the other...fuck off. All vaginas are beautiful, don’t let anyone shame your vagina "

I don't really see the specific organ as beautiful, it's the human its connected to and how you interact together and the pleasure you can exchange imho

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your penis is fine. There is a place for every penis in society. I love all penis equally.

Small dicks are amazing for rough sex, as you’re less likely to be injured. Big dicks are good for some positions that you won’t feel with small dicks. Curved dicks? Fantastic for doggy style, man it hits the spot. Average sized cocks? Come to mama.

All dicks have their place. And it’s inside me

All at the same time?

I can barely fit one let alone 4 billion

Line ups?"

I think that’s the only way to be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So where do u stand on a massive tool?

On his chest with heels probably "
what about health and safety

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do women ever worry about their lady bits?

I used to.

Not any more. "

Same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As long as you measure up to a sky remote you’re good "

Have we got to put the sky remote inside? Or just hold it against our thighs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who says we’re worried, my dick is the least of my problems. "

I'm actually with you in that, I like mine, wouldn't swap it for anything!!!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Your penis is fine. There is a place for every penis in society. I love all penis equally.

Small dicks are amazing for rough sex, as you’re less likely to be injured. Big dicks are good for some positions that you won’t feel with small dicks. Curved dicks? Fantastic for doggy style, man it hits the spot. Average sized cocks? Come to mama.

All dicks have their place. And it’s inside me

All at the same time?

I can barely fit one let alone 4 billion

Line ups?

I think that’s the only way to be honest "

Some kind of ticket system like at the Deli counter?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who says we’re worried, my dick is the least of my problems.

I'm actually with you in that, I like mine, wouldn't swap it for anything!!! "

Then god bless you both. I just know a lot of men worry when they shouldn’t. They have what they have, no point in being sad or worried about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love this post!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your penis is fine. There is a place for every penis in society. I love all penis equally.

Small dicks are amazing for rough sex, as you’re less likely to be injured. Big dicks are good for some positions that you won’t feel with small dicks. Curved dicks? Fantastic for doggy style, man it hits the spot. Average sized cocks? Come to mama.

All dicks have their place. And it’s inside me

All at the same time?

I can barely fit one let alone 4 billion

Line ups?

I think that’s the only way to be honest

Some kind of ticket system like at the Deli counter? "

Yeah, those who have had a turn need to help keep the queue in order, I can imagine some men will get bored waiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your penis is fine. There is a place for every penis in society. I love all penis equally.

Small dicks are amazing for rough sex, as you’re less likely to be injured. Big dicks are good for some positions that you won’t feel with small dicks. Curved dicks? Fantastic for doggy style, man it hits the spot. Average sized cocks? Come to mama.

All dicks have their place. And it’s inside me "

Fweeeew, I might be saved

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Do women ever worry about their lady bits?

I used to.

Not any more.

Same. "
what fid you all worry about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who says we’re worried, my dick is the least of my problems.

I'm actually with you in that, I like mine, wouldn't swap it for anything!!!

Then god bless you both. I just know a lot of men worry when they shouldn’t. They have what they have, no point in being sad or worried about it "

Mines pretty normal, I just like it, it's pretty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do women ever worry about their lady bits?

I used to.

Not any more.

Same. what fid you all worry about? "

I worried my labia were too long and dark. Awful terms like punched lasagne, beef curtains, badly packed kebab made me feel self-conscious and ugly. As it happens, not one man has ever passed comment on my labia, other than to say they liked them. Essentially, life is too short to worry about two bits of skin between my legs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do women ever worry about their lady bits?

I used to.

Not any more.

Same. what fid you all worry about?

I worried my labia were too long and dark. Awful terms like punched lasagne, beef curtains, badly packed kebab made me feel self-conscious and ugly. As it happens, not one man has ever passed comment on my labia, other than to say they liked them. Essentially, life is too short to worry about two bits of skin between my legs. "

Unless you are a man and they are testicles, they always seem to worry about them!

Are they too saggy/ too small, too firm etc!

Ffs!!

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By *avartMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

Not entirely sure that worrying about something you can't change will achieve anything.

It is what it is. Much more important just to get on with having fun!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not entirely sure that worrying about something you can't change will achieve anything.

It is what it is. Much more important just to get on with having fun!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit down then

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Just your average straight penis here "

Fab straight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your penis is fine. There is a place for every penis in society. I love all penis equally.

Small dicks are amazing for rough sex, as you’re less likely to be injured. Big dicks are good for some positions that you won’t feel with small dicks. Curved dicks? Fantastic for doggy style, man it hits the spot. Average sized cocks? Come to mama.

All dicks have their place. And it’s inside me "

Prepare to have your inbox flooded in three....two....one...

pun most unashamedly intended

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters


"Your penis is fine. There is a place for every penis in society. I love all penis equally.

Small dicks are amazing for rough sex, as you’re less likely to be injured. Big dicks are good for some positions that you won’t feel with small dicks. Curved dicks? Fantastic for doggy style, man it hits the spot. Average sized cocks? Come to mama.

All dicks have their place. And it’s inside me "

Sounds like a great proposition. My problem is stereotypes I know im not tiny that for sure

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Do women ever worry about their lady bits?

I used to.

Not any more.

Same. what fid you all worry about?

I worried my labia were too long and dark. Awful terms like punched lasagne, beef curtains, badly packed kebab made me feel self-conscious and ugly. As it happens, not one man has ever passed comment on my labia, other than to say they liked them. Essentially, life is too short to worry about two bits of skin between my legs. "

Sounds like what some men say. Therefore, assume it’s 87% bollocks and

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your penis is fine. There is a place for every penis in society. I love all penis equally.

Small dicks are amazing for rough sex, as you’re less likely to be injured. Big dicks are good for some positions that you won’t feel with small dicks. Curved dicks? Fantastic for doggy style, man it hits the spot. Average sized cocks? Come to mama.

All dicks have their place. And it’s inside me "

What if I have a quantum penis that isn't always in this dimension? No love for me?

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters


"Your penis is fine. There is a place for every penis in society. I love all penis equally.

Small dicks are amazing for rough sex, as you’re less likely to be injured. Big dicks are good for some positions that you won’t feel with small dicks. Curved dicks? Fantastic for doggy style, man it hits the spot. Average sized cocks? Come to mama.

All dicks have their place. And it’s inside me

Prepare to have your inbox flooded in three....two....one...

pun most unashamedly intended"

Lool she is miles away from me but at least have to send a wink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do women ever worry about their lady bits? "

Absolutely!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your penis is fine. There is a place for every penis in society. I love all penis equally.

Small dicks are amazing for rough sex, as you’re less likely to be injured. Big dicks are good for some positions that you won’t feel with small dicks. Curved dicks? Fantastic for doggy style, man it hits the spot. Average sized cocks? Come to mama.

All dicks have their place. And it’s inside me

Prepare to have your inbox flooded in three....two....one...

pun most unashamedly intended"

I haven’t had any, thank goodness

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your penis is fine. There is a place for every penis in society. I love all penis equally.

Small dicks are amazing for rough sex, as you’re less likely to be injured. Big dicks are good for some positions that you won’t feel with small dicks. Curved dicks? Fantastic for doggy style, man it hits the spot. Average sized cocks? Come to mama.

All dicks have their place. And it’s inside me

What if I have a quantum penis that isn't always in this dimension? No love for me? "

All cocks deserve love

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I know pubic hair is designed to trap scent and testicular hair to help with temperature control. What’s arse hair for? I don’t want a hot, smelly arse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know pubic hair is designed to trap scent and testicular hair to help with temperature control. What’s arse hair for? I don’t want a hot, smelly arse! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s hope for me yet "

That could get into some new places

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I know pubic hair is designed to trap scent and testicular hair to help with temperature control. What’s arse hair for? I don’t want a hot, smelly arse! "

Keeps your butthole warm in the winter

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I know pubic hair is designed to trap scent and testicular hair to help with temperature control. What’s arse hair for? I don’t want a hot, smelly arse! "

For catching those tag-nuts and dangle-berries

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"So where do u stand on a massive tool?"

In the garage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do women ever worry about their lady bits?

I used to.

Not any more. "

This! I've got what I've been given and I can't change it so I might as well love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perfectly happy with my slightly above average chopper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So where do u stand on a massive tool?

In the garage? "

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds


"As long as you measure up to a sky remote you’re good "

The sky Q remotes are smaller....don't see many of them on here I reckon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do women ever worry about their lady bits?

I used to.

Not any more.

This! I've got what I've been given and I can't change it so I might as well love it. "

Yeah exactly.

I think it was Brain Blessed that said first you must love yourself

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By *eeroybrownMan
over a year ago

aldershot


"... Curved dicks? Fantastic for doggy style, man it hits the spot..."

Ahhh, that explains done stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm happy with mine, just not happy about how long I can last....

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By *ugga MannMan
over a year ago

Heathrow


"Your penis is fine. There is a place for every penis in society. I love all penis equally.

Small dicks are amazing for rough sex, as you’re less likely to be injured. Big dicks are good for some positions that you won’t feel with small dicks. Curved dicks? Fantastic for doggy style, man it hits the spot. Average sized cocks? Come to mama.

All dicks have their place. And it’s inside me "

Well said. Nice to hear from someone who isn’t sizeist.

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By *utsidenakedMan
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Do women ever worry about their lady bits?

If they do they shouldn’t. I see ‘lads’ on Facebook mocking beautiful vaginas because no one is the same as the other...fuck off. All vaginas are beautiful, don’t let anyone shame your vagina "

Totaly true

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By *hiteknight82Man
over a year ago

falmouth

We don't worry, more enjoy the attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your penis is fine. There is a place for every penis in society. I love all penis equally.

Small dicks are amazing for rough sex, as you’re less likely to be injured. Big dicks are good for some positions that you won’t feel with small dicks. Curved dicks? Fantastic for doggy style, man it hits the spot. Average sized cocks? Come to mama.

All dicks have their place. And it’s inside me "

I think i love you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So where do u stand on a massive tool?"

His head?

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By *adylydfordWoman
over a year ago

altinkum


"Do women ever worry about their lady bits?

"

I am paranoid! I went from being totally celebate for 10 years to .. well not! Lol i have had maybe 5 cocks since and now i worry the guy cant feel anything when they are there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just checked mine out...twice and yes I'm reasonably happy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the record I was never worrying on such trivial maters

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

All penis are wonderful... I’ve met some lovely ones and no never worried about my lady bits ever

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Never worried about mine, but I do like to check it still works every so often

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phew, thanks OP! It's nice to know that my penis' basic needs will be met: warmth, love and stimulation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So where do u stand on a massive tool?"

Pervert!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" "
sorry i stole ur idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" "

Hey Willy!

You're so fine.

You're so fine.

You blow my mind.

Hey Willy!

Hey, hey,! Hey Willy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Hey Willy!

You're so fine.

You're so fine.

You blow my mind.

Hey Willy!

Hey, hey,! Hey Willy!

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Hey Willy!

You're so fine.

You're so fine.

You blow my mind.

Hey Willy!

Hey, hey,! Hey Willy!

"

This needs to be recorded Doc!!

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By *he Cheeky GirlsCouple (FF)
over a year ago

Dover and Benidorm

If men's brains were the same size as some of their respective dicks, then the world might be a better place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Hey Willy!

You're so fine.

You're so fine.

You blow my mind.

Hey Willy!

Hey, hey,! Hey Willy!

This needs to be recorded Doc!! "

My Toni Basil impressions are shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If men's brains were the same size as some of their respective dicks, then the world might be a better place. "

Crikey if my brain was that small I’d be a cabbage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing is believe when you say that in the end i do not care due to being here too long loll

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Do women ever worry about their lady bits? "

Usually our bellies not our labia that give moments of fear/inadequacy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve never been concerned over the size or shape of my Johnson.

It is what it is, all the worrying in the world won’t change that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seeing is believe when you say that in the end i do not care due to being here too long loll"

Rest assured a man’s penis is almost invariably not his USP, no matter how much we think it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always say you have to play the hand that's dealt you so in that respect me and Errol do ok.

Awesome post op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If men's brains were the same size as some of their respective dicks, then the world might be a better place.

Crikey if my brain was that small I’d be a cabbage."

On a cold day I'd have shuffled off my mortal coil!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If men's brains were the same size as some of their respective dicks, then the world might be a better place. "

Did you know the rocket that went to the moon is the final progression from men building based on their penises. Spears to guns to cannon and finally rockets.

Add on satellite it's all to do with propulsion explosive power at least that's my theory for this moment,and some of them are huge motherfuckers. Hence the importance of size!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If men's brains were the same size as some of their respective dicks, then the world might be a better place.

Did you know the rocket that went to the moon is the final progression from men building based on their penises. Spears to guns to cannon and finally rockets.

Add on satellite it's all to do with propulsion explosive power at least that's my theory for this moment,and some of them are huge motherfuckers. Hence the importance of size!"

The shape of a rocket is purely down to aerodynamics. You wouldn't have a rocket in the shape of a vagina. Just think of the mess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If men's brains were the same size as some of their respective dicks, then the world might be a better place.

Crikey if my brain was that small I’d be a cabbage.

On a cold day I'd have shuffled off my mortal coil! "

He’s shuffled off his mortal coil.

He’s cum down the curtain

He’s joined the choir invisible

He’s an ex-penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If men's brains were the same size as some of their respective dicks, then the world might be a better place.

Did you know the rocket that went to the moon is the final progression from men building based on their penises. Spears to guns to cannon and finally rockets.

Add on satellite it's all to do with propulsion explosive power at least that's my theory for this moment,and some of them are huge motherfuckers. Hence the importance of size!

The shape of a rocket is purely down to aerodynamics. You wouldn't have a rocket in the shape of a vagina. Just think of the mess."
But the propulsion comes from within, the vagina does well as a cushioned touchdown base.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why worry be happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If men's brains were the same size as some of their respective dicks, then the world might be a better place.

Crikey if my brain was that small I’d be a cabbage.

On a cold day I'd have shuffled off my mortal coil!

He’s shuffled off his mortal coil.

He’s cum down the curtain

He’s joined the choir invisible

He’s an ex-penis"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why worry be happy "

You’ll have to stop queuing me up with songs

Here's a little song I wrote for you

you might want your Willy’s to sing it too

Don't worry be happy

In every willy we have some trouble

but when you worry you make it double

Don't worry be happy

Don't worry be happy now

Ooh-ooh-ahh-ahh-ooh-ooh ahh ahhhh.

Another song courtesy of YOWD Brainfarts™

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By *eclanHMan
over a year ago

Liphook

My dick’s average sized and I still struggle with insecurities. It may be a bias, but so many women on Fab seem to prefer—if not demand—WE or VWE. Which is fine of course; it’s a preference. But it does feel like size is actually a legit big deal (look a pun) for a substantial percentage of women. And so I lament. If only I had a bit more girth, just a bit more length...

I doubt I’ll ever complete overcome my insecurities, But messages like yours help. Thank you.

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By *anOnFire69Man
over a year ago

The bedroom


"So where do u stand on a massive tool?"

Next to a massive DIY list.

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By *egs11ABCWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"So where do u stand on a massive tool?

On his chest with heels probably "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your penis is fine. There is a place for every penis in society. I love all penis equally.

Small dicks are amazing for rough sex, as you’re less likely to be injured. Big dicks are good for some positions that you won’t feel with small dicks. Curved dicks? Fantastic for doggy style, man it hits the spot. Average sized cocks? Come to mama.

All dicks have their place. And it’s inside me "

Amen ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know pubic hair is designed to trap scent and testicular hair to help with temperature control. What’s arse hair for? I don’t want a hot, smelly arse!

For catching those tag-nuts and dangle-berries"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why worry be happy

You’ll have to stop queuing me up with songs

Here's a little song I wrote for you

you might want your Willy’s to sing it too

Don't worry be happy

In every willy we have some trouble

but when you worry you make it double

Don't worry be happy

Don't worry be happy now

Ooh-ooh-ahh-ahh-ooh-ooh ahh ahhhh.

Another song courtesy of YOWD Brainfarts™"

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By *ister KinkyMan
over a year ago

Sussex


"Your penis is fine. There is a place for every penis in society. I love all penis equally.

Small dicks are amazing for rough sex, as you’re less likely to be injured. Big dicks are good for some positions that you won’t feel with small dicks. Curved dicks? Fantastic for doggy style, man it hits the spot. Average sized cocks? Come to mama.

All dicks have their place. And it’s inside me "

This

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire


"Your penis is fine. There is a place for every penis in society. I love all penis equally.

Small dicks are amazing for rough sex, as you’re less likely to be injured. Big dicks are good for some positions that you won’t feel with small dicks. Curved dicks? Fantastic for doggy style, man it hits the spot. Average sized cocks? Come to mama.

All dicks have their place. And it’s inside me "

Couldn't have said it better myself! ?? ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seeing is believe when you say that in the end i do not care due to being here too long loll

Rest assured a man’s penis is almost invariably not his USP, no matter how much we think it is."
i see well that what you say i bet you get it four times a week loll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seeing is believe when you say that in the end i do not care due to being here too long loll

Rest assured a man’s penis is almost invariably not his USP, no matter how much we think it is. i see well that what you say i bet you get it four times a week loll"

I wish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why worry be happy

You’ll have to stop queuing me up with songs

Here's a little song I wrote for you

you might want your Willy’s to sing it too

Don't worry be happy

In every willy we have some trouble

but when you worry you make it double

Don't worry be happy

Don't worry be happy now

Ooh-ooh-ahh-ahh-ooh-ooh ahh ahhhh.

Another song courtesy of YOWD Brainfarts™

"

Awesome Doc! You should do a Fab covers album

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why worry be happy

You’ll have to stop queuing me up with songs

Here's a little song I wrote for you

you might want your Willy’s to sing it too

Don't worry be happy

In every willy we have some trouble

but when you worry you make it double

Don't worry be happy

Don't worry be happy now

Ooh-ooh-ahh-ahh-ooh-ooh ahh ahhhh.

Another song courtesy of YOWD Brainfarts™

Awesome Doc! You should do a Fab covers album "

Don’t tempt me, I have work to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why worry be happy

You’ll have to stop queuing me up with songs

Here's a little song I wrote for you

you might want your Willy’s to sing it too

Don't worry be happy

In every willy we have some trouble

but when you worry you make it double

Don't worry be happy

Don't worry be happy now

Ooh-ooh-ahh-ahh-ooh-ooh ahh ahhhh.

Another song courtesy of YOWD Brainfarts™

Awesome Doc! You should do a Fab covers album

Don’t tempt me, I have work to do "

I may start a petition... Just think of the thread for song suggestions!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why worry be happy

You’ll have to stop queuing me up with songs

Here's a little song I wrote for you

you might want your Willy’s to sing it too

Don't worry be happy

In every willy we have some trouble

but when you worry you make it double

Don't worry be happy

Don't worry be happy now

Ooh-ooh-ahh-ahh-ooh-ooh ahh ahhhh.

Another song courtesy of YOWD Brainfarts™

Awesome Doc! You should do a Fab covers album

Don’t tempt me, I have work to do

I may start a petition... Just think of the thread for song suggestions! "

Do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not all inside you at the same time I hope? one does picture a pack of hotdogs in the supermarket

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not all inside you at the same time I hope? one does picture a pack of hotdogs in the supermarket "

4.5 billion cocks all inside me at once? Would be a challenge

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bump

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

I needed this today.

Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I needed this today.

Thank you.

"

I’m glad I could help

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

What about curly ones with spiked barbs on the end?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your penis is fine. There is a place for every penis in society. I love all penis equally.

Small dicks are amazing for rough sex, as you’re less likely to be injured. Big dicks are good for some positions that you won’t feel with small dicks. Curved dicks? Fantastic for doggy style, man it hits the spot. Average sized cocks? Come to mama.

All dicks have their place. And it’s inside me

"

Long thick and curvy, do I stand a chance ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What about curly ones with spiked barbs on the end? "

All cocks deserve love!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your penis is fine. There is a place for every penis in society. I love all penis equally.

Small dicks are amazing for rough sex, as you’re less likely to be injured. Big dicks are good for some positions that you won’t feel with small dicks. Curved dicks? Fantastic for doggy style, man it hits the spot. Average sized cocks? Come to mama.

All dicks have their place. And it’s inside me

Long thick and curvy, do I stand a chance ?"

I’m sure you do

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Mine doesn’t deserve love. He’s wicked and won’t let me join in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine doesn’t deserve love. He’s wicked and won’t let me join in "

But I love it

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Mine doesn’t deserve love. He’s wicked and won’t let me join in

But I love it"

Well you can have him, I’ve had it up to the rafters with the little fella

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Thanks lovely, now I feel better about myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your penis is fine. There is a place for every penis in society. I love all penis equally.

Small dicks are amazing for rough sex, as you’re less likely to be injured. Big dicks are good for some positions that you won’t feel with small dicks. Curved dicks? Fantastic for doggy style, man it hits the spot. Average sized cocks? Come to mama.

Best post/reply I’ve seen since being here.. bravo

All dicks have their place. And it’s inside me "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Glad I could make you all feel good

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By *lair101TV/TS
over a year ago

Aberdeen, westhill

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By *lair101TV/TS
over a year ago

Aberdeen, westhill

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By *lair101TV/TS
over a year ago

Aberdeen, westhill

The best lovers don't always come with a swinging dick.. Thick is nice to suck on tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Glad I could make you all feel good "

You've cheered me up Queenie!! xx

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By *urygent1Man
over a year ago

North West


"Your penis is fine. There is a place for every penis in society. I love all penis equally.

Small dicks are amazing for rough sex, as you’re less likely to be injured. Big dicks are good for some positions that you won’t feel with small dicks. Curved dicks? Fantastic for doggy style, man it hits the spot. Average sized cocks? Come to mama.

All dicks have their place. And it’s inside me "

Always wondered if my curving down one was best in the doggy position ??

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Your penis is fine. There is a place for every penis in society. I love all penis equally.

Small dicks are amazing for rough sex, as you’re less likely to be injured. Big dicks are good for some positions that you won’t feel with small dicks. Curved dicks? Fantastic for doggy style, man it hits the spot. Average sized cocks? Come to mama.

All dicks have their place. And it’s inside me "

13 January 2020

Now where did I put that dick curving machine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Glad I could make you all feel good

You've cheered me up Queenie!! xx"

Yay

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your penis is fine. There is a place for every penis in society. I love all penis equally.

Small dicks are amazing for rough sex, as you’re less likely to be injured. Big dicks are good for some positions that you won’t feel with small dicks. Curved dicks? Fantastic for doggy style, man it hits the spot. Average sized cocks? Come to mama.

All dicks have their place. And it’s inside me

13 January 2020

Now where did I put that dick curving machine "

What about it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your penis is fine. There is a place for every penis in society. I love all penis equally.

Small dicks are amazing for rough sex, as you’re less likely to be injured. Big dicks are good for some positions that you won’t feel with small dicks. Curved dicks? Fantastic for doggy style, man it hits the spot. Average sized cocks? Come to mama.

All dicks have their place. And it’s inside me

Always wondered if my curving down one was best in the doggy position ??"

It is

God bless you and your curvy penis

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over a year ago

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By *ictor SpongeMan
over a year ago

Stokesley


"Your penis is fine. There is a place for every penis in society. I love all penis equally.

Small dicks are amazing for rough sex, as you’re less likely to be injured. Big dicks are good for some positions that you won’t feel with small dicks. Curved dicks? Fantastic for doggy style, man it hits the spot. Average sized cocks? Come to mama.

All dicks have their place. And it’s inside me "

This most definitely, we have what we have let's just enjoy that and not stress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww. I like mine.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Your penis is fine. There is a place for every penis in society. I love all penis equally.

Small dicks are amazing for rough sex, as you’re less likely to be injured. Big dicks are good for some positions that you won’t feel with small dicks. Curved dicks? Fantastic for doggy style, man it hits the spot. Average sized cocks? Come to mama.

All dicks have their place. And it’s inside me "

A willie warmer we can all appreciate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I try not too but when women say they’re prefer a big dick, it makes me feel self conscious that I’m not good enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is what it is.

Some will be happy with your size, some wont, much like anything else.

Just be confident in what you have

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your penis is fine. There is a place for every penis in society. I love all penis equally.

Small dicks are amazing for rough sex, as you’re less likely to be injured. Big dicks are good for some positions that you won’t feel with small dicks. Curved dicks? Fantastic for doggy style, man it hits the spot. Average sized cocks? Come to mama.

All dicks have their place. And it’s inside me

A willie warmer we can all appreciate "

‘Well used but still in working condition’

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