FabSwingers.com forum: How sexy do you look right now?

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Rate yourself 1-10

Id be a 10 if youve got a penchant for knee high socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rate yourself 1-10

Id be a 10 if youve got a penchant for knee high socks

But only of you are also wearing fluffy mules.

mmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends if you like stocky men wearing jeans, T-shirt, trainers, wooly hooded top and wooly hats

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

trakkies and T shirt so I reckon I would struggle to get a 1 lol

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Rate yourself 1-10

Id be a 10 if youve got a penchant for knee high socks

But only of you are also wearing fluffy mules.

mmmmmmm"
I wouldnt get a mule in my lounge!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sitting sideways on settee, laptop on my lap. Dressed in sweatshirt and jeans, and I'm scoffing a big chunk of Polish sausage, lol, honest

Sexy? who knows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pjs from sainsburys. And a Rudolf nose from my chest infection.

I'm a 12 lol

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All slobbed out with a nice bottle of Wine I would say on a scale of 1-10 im currently a 1-2

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"sitting sideways on settee, laptop on my lap. Dressed in sweatshirt and jeans, and I'm scoffing a big chunk of Polish sausage, lol, honest

Sexy? who knows

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Phwwwooooaaar can i have a nibble on ya sausage?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"All slobbed out with a nice bottle of Wine I would say on a scale of 1-10 im currently a 1-2

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Yes but what are you wearing?

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

and my thermals too...not looking good for me...

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

10 if you like stripes and a smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reckon im an 8/10 now

Not long since got in from a busy day at Blackburn Rovers Fc, so still in a suit

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

i of course am sat with full makeup,stockings corset and heels....yeah right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shorts and t shirt, sat under my duvet, with the laptop, until i have to get ready for work in an hours time.

tbh, i usually struggle with a 1 so can i have a minus score? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sitting sideways on settee, laptop on my lap. Dressed in sweatshirt and jeans, and I'm scoffing a big chunk of Polish sausage, lol, honest

Sexy? who knows

Phwwwooooaaar can i have a nibble on ya sausage?

Wieska not sausage, Kate says, and it's bostin

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"sitting sideways on settee, laptop on my lap. Dressed in sweatshirt and jeans, and I'm scoffing a big chunk of Polish sausage, lol, honest

Sexy? who knows

Phwwwooooaaar can i have a nibble on ya sausage?

Wieska not sausage, Kate says, and it's bostin

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yam jus a teaaase

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Not a bit sexy, Lol bra and cardi..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sitting sideways on settee, laptop on my lap. Dressed in sweatshirt and jeans, and I'm scoffing a big chunk of Polish sausage, lol, honest

Sexy? who knows

Phwwwooooaaar can i have a nibble on ya sausage?

Wieska not sausage, Kate says, and it's bostin

yam jus a teaaase

spelt it wrong, it's Wiejska

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 1-2.

... sweater dress and leggings, hair tied up and no makeup on.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"sitting sideways on settee, laptop on my lap. Dressed in sweatshirt and jeans, and I'm scoffing a big chunk of Polish sausage, lol, honest

Sexy? who knows

Phwwwooooaaar can i have a nibble on ya sausage?

Wieska not sausage, Kate says, and it's bostin

yam jus a teaaase

spelt it wrong, it's Wiejska

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i corrr saaay that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sitting sideways on settee, laptop on my lap. Dressed in sweatshirt and jeans, and I'm scoffing a big chunk of Polish sausage, lol, honest

Sexy? who knows

Well I reckon the Pole probably reckons you are pretty sexy, and he only came round to quote for a kitchen extension.

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

"10 if you like stripes and a smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I 'm too sexy for my sweater , too sexy for my jeans ... I am just too sexy

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"i of course am sat with full makeup,stockings corset and heels....yeah right"

Dont we all do that just waiting for the 'Im parked on a layby near you' message??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

big fat 0 , have been awake 25hrs and sat in bed with me dressing gown on , if I see 8pm will be a miracle

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I reckon im an 8/10 now

Not long since got in from a busy day at Blackburn Rovers Fc, so still in a suit "
another in their birthday suit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sitting sideways on settee, laptop on my lap. Dressed in sweatshirt and jeans, and I'm scoffing a big chunk of Polish sausage, lol, honest

Sexy? who knows

Phwwwooooaaar can i have a nibble on ya sausage?

Wieska not sausage, Kate says, and it's bostin

yam jus a teaaase

spelt it wrong, it's Wiejska

i corrr saaay that

nor me, I just asked Kate how to spell Polish sausage, lol.

No bull though, just go to the deli and get some, it tastes absolutely bloody lovely, but it leaves you with stinky breathe, lol. It's great with chedda on a sandwich too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" another in their birthday suit?

haha, No it really is a suit. A nice grey one

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

Im in my not so sexy p.j's and fluffy dressing gown , so I would say -1 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About a 2 here. More about warmth than glamour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not long in so dirty and work clothes on just going fa a bath when ive thawed out a bit lol

Oh and hair needs cutting so its bloody wild what bits left lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Yes but what are you wearing?

Oi! Oi!

That's my line.. mwah!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

" Yes but what are you wearing?

Oi! Oi!

That's my line.. mwah!

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im sure you can come up with something better than that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Solid 5 ... comfy pants, comfy t shirt, hair fluffy and I need a shave of and i'm wearing my comfy ski socks!!!

If you havent guessed its a comfy night on the sofa for me!!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Solid 5 ... comfy pants, comfy t shirt, hair fluffy and I need a shave of and i'm wearing my comfy ski socks!!!

If you havent guessed its a comfy night on the sofa for me!!"
heres me thinking it was a night out with the lads for ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have my long nightie, fleecy dressing gown and lovely fluffy pink boot slippers on......i'd say a 10! haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a 10 im a godess lol seriousely a 1 feel down due to no meets of late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rate yourself 1-10

Id be a 10 if youve got a penchant for knee high socks

I have tonsillitis so not even brushed my hair today and i have my skanky sofa clothes on..... so im probably about - 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive just got back from the gym and my pits skint, so i'll give me a 1 till ive been in the bath

then i'll be a soggy 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm having a bad hair day 1 out of 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I've not got undressed after work yet so wearing a black skirt, white blouse, black opaque tights, black shoes, hair in french plait and black and green glasses but am just about to get changed into my fluffy cow pyjamas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look like ive been dragged through a hedge... id be lucky to get 1 i think!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

leggings greoy vest top and pinj bed socks i am in bed

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

Me ? -2 situation normal lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeans and an off the shoulder top so 7-8 I would say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

zero here - hair just been dyed and its in a towel, in a dyed top and leggings with holes and white bedsocks. I have runny nose and itchy eyes.

Glam eh?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Rate yourself 1-10

Id be a 10 if youve got a penchant for knee high socks

sexy as fook with perfect hair prefect makeup killer heels stockings and a basque

but shhhhhhhhh thats how the guys want us to be the reality is in in a grotty joggie suit with half my dinner spilt down the front

shag anyone he he he

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By *ouplefunukCouple
over a year ago

North Bristol

Oh definitely a 10 here. Leggings under my trousers, woolly socks, fluffy boot slippers, top, cardigan and hoodie

It's a bit parky here in the West Country tonight!!!

*Her*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just in from meal out and taken all my thing off , lol as in bed ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

vest n joggers

give myself an 8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"vest n joggers

give myself an 8"

You won't get an 8 if its a string vest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Solid 5 ... comfy pants, comfy t shirt, hair fluffy and I need a shave of and i'm wearing my comfy ski socks!!!

If you havent guessed its a comfy night on the sofa for me!!heres me thinking it was a night out with the lads for ya

Hahaha nah i'm too smartly dressed for a night out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"vest n joggers

give myself an 8

You won't get an 8 if its a string vest!

no its a tight white one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"vest n joggers

give myself an 8

You won't get an 8 if its a string vest!

no its a tight white one

Lord i hope its clean and your dinner isn't down it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10 only because i waxed and had a spry tan and did my nails , and still have my make-up on ask me in 30 mins , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"vest n joggers

give myself an 8

You won't get an 8 if its a string vest!

no its a tight white one

Lord i hope its clean and your dinner isn't down it.

haha fresh out the wash actually! i do have the odd mishap when am eating tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"10 only because i waxed and had a spry tan and did my nails , and still have my make-up on ask me in 30 mins , lol"

i`d give u a 10 everyday of the week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"10 only because i waxed and had a spry tan and did my nails , and still have my make-up on ask me in 30 mins , lol

i`d give u a 10 everyday of the week

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yes i would give you 15 out of ten darling xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"vest n joggers

give myself an 8

You won't get an 8 if its a string vest!

no its a tight white one

Lord i hope its clean and your dinner isn't down it.

haha fresh out the wash actually! i do have the odd mishap when am eating tho

You mean when your laughing reading the forums while eating

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Solid 5 ... comfy pants, comfy t shirt, hair fluffy and I need a shave of and i'm wearing my comfy ski socks!!!

If you havent guessed its a comfy night on the sofa for me!!heres me thinking it was a night out with the lads for ya

Hahaha nah i'm too smartly dressed for a night out!

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What are comfy pants?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends which half we are talking - bottom half well sexy - holdups, heeled boots and short skirt - then it all goes pear shaped lol - cosy jumper and bra

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Depends which half we are talking - bottom half well sexy - holdups, heeled boots and short skirt - then it all goes pear shaped lol - cosy jumper and bra "
LOL....ok you have my attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"vest n joggers

give myself an 8

You won't get an 8 if its a string vest!

no its a tight white one

Lord i hope its clean and your dinner isn't down it.

haha fresh out the wash actually! i do have the odd mishap when am eating tho

You mean when your laughing reading the forums while eating

either that or a jawdropping pic does it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends which half we are talking - bottom half well sexy - holdups, heeled boots and short skirt - then it all goes pear shaped lol - cosy jumper and bra LOL....ok you have my attention

nice shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"vest n joggers

give myself an 8

You won't get an 8 if its a string vest!

no its a tight white one

Lord i hope its clean and your dinner isn't down it.

haha fresh out the wash actually! i do have the odd mishap when am eating tho

You mean when your laughing reading the forums while eating

either that or a jawdropping pic does it

Ooo you sweet tongued man

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Depends which half we are talking - bottom half well sexy - holdups, heeled boots and short skirt - then it all goes pear shaped lol - cosy jumper and bra LOL....ok you have my attention

nice shoes

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fankoo xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are comfy pants?

I have a few! Currently in a baggy pair of joggers/pants*! My fav's are another pair covered in paint. I look like a decorator in them but they're the comfiest item of clothing known to man (or woman)

*appreciate pants may be mistaken for underwear in various parts of the country!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"What are comfy pants?

*appreciate pants may be mistaken for underwear in various parts of the country!

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Oh yankie pants...ya mean skiddies....ok...got ya now .....how very attractive lol...i beat ya with my sexy socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fluffy socks, and pj shorts, no top and towel on head - been in shower lol

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are comfy pants?

*appreciate pants may be mistaken for underwear in various parts of the country!

Oh yankie pants...ya mean skiddies....ok...got ya now .....how very attractive lol...i beat ya with my sexy socks

Skiddies .... dont bring your wiping technique into this thread young lady!!!

As for beating me no chance ..... I'm sat here in my ski socks, they dont even match lol

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"What are comfy pants?

*appreciate pants may be mistaken for underwear in various parts of the country!

Oh yankie pants...ya mean skiddies....ok...got ya now .....how very attractive lol...i beat ya with my sexy socks

Skiddies .... dont bring your wiping technique into this thread young lady!!!

As for beating me no chance ..... I'm sat here in my ski socks, they dont even match lol

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do they smell?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are comfy pants?

*appreciate pants may be mistaken for underwear in various parts of the country!

Oh yankie pants...ya mean skiddies....ok...got ya now .....how very attractive lol...i beat ya with my sexy socks

Skiddies .... dont bring your wiping technique into this thread young lady!!!

As for beating me no chance ..... I'm sat here in my ski socks, they dont even match lol

do they smell?

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Cheeky as if .... Although I may make rather silly comfy clothing fashion related decisions at home, everything is clean and smelling nice! I'm house trained for a single bloke!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"What are comfy pants?

*appreciate pants may be mistaken for underwear in various parts of the country!

Oh yankie pants...ya mean skiddies....ok...got ya now .....how very attractive lol...i beat ya with my sexy socks

Skiddies .... dont bring your wiping technique into this thread young lady!!!

As for beating me no chance ..... I'm sat here in my ski socks, they dont even match lol

do they smell?

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Cheeky as if .... Although I may make rather silly comfy clothing fashion related decisions at home, everything is clean and smelling nice! I'm house trained for a single bloke! "
So my first thoughts were right then, see i didnt asked if they smelt horrid now did i?...smelly pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" So my first thoughts were right then, see i didnt asked if they smelt horrid now did i?...smelly pants

Gah 1 - 0 .... You can have this one lol

*shakes fist at sky*

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Just got back from dance class so still in belly dancing costume

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just got back from dance class so still in belly dancing costume

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By *usup4funsouthMan
over a year ago

tidworth

How I am in my pic is me in bed rite now

lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not very trakies tshirt n flipflops 2

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Not very trakies tshirt n flipflops 2"
you were ok u til you swore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jammies,dressing gown and socks xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Jeans and a t-shirt, nowt special.

(and I'm sorry Femme, but couldn't resist)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends which half we are talking - bottom half well sexy - holdups, heeled boots and short skirt - then it all goes pear shaped lol - cosy jumper and bra LOL....ok you have my attention

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its that jumper thats done it for u isnt it

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Depends which half we are talking - bottom half well sexy - holdups, heeled boots and short skirt - then it all goes pear shaped lol - cosy jumper and bra LOL....ok you have my attention

its that jumper thats done it for u isnt it

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totally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im currently sporting the just woken up look with dragged thru edge hair and a duck n down duvet...so id say a minus one......or if u like the ruff look a plus ten......

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By * times sexyCouple
over a year ago

Staffs

"Jeans and an off the shoulder top so 7-8 I would say."

7-8 ??? not having that , you area 10+ , no doubt about that, very sexy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Given that I have just got up, 2 I think as nothing I am wearing matches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now not very as I have tonsillitis and wrapped up so -2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe a 1 as I'm all freshly showered but not really feeling it today.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

I'm looking very sexy in my fleecy zebra pjs

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Well im in denim shorts n a ripped tee shirt n fabulous gorilla slippers....thats gotta be worth a 10 aint it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We'm wearing matching jeans an' jumpers

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Right.....picture Kathy Burke in Gimme Gimme....that's how I feel right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have a spot on my nose so sexy erm -2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well im in denim shorts n a ripped tee shirt n fabulous gorilla slippers....thats gotta be worth a 10 aint it?

Phwoar!!!!!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Well im in denim shorts n a ripped tee shirt n fabulous gorilla slippers....thats gotta be worth a 10 aint it?

Phwoar!!!!!

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i knew it...sex on legs me ya know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We'm wearing matching jeans an' jumpers

makes a change from matching bra and knickers hey jack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work stuff and dirty off fa a bath soon xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well im in denim shorts n a ripped tee shirt n fabulous gorilla slippers....thats gotta be worth a 10 aint it?

Phwoar!!!!!

i knew it...sex on legs me ya know

It was the slippers that did it for me

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Well im in denim shorts n a ripped tee shirt n fabulous gorilla slippers....thats gotta be worth a 10 aint it?

Phwoar!!!!!

i knew it...sex on legs me ya know

It was the slippers that did it for me

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you aint havin em...took me ages to find just the right ones.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well im in denim shorts n a ripped tee shirt n fabulous gorilla slippers....thats gotta be worth a 10 aint it?

Phwoar!!!!!

i knew it...sex on legs me ya know

It was the slippers that did it for me

you aint havin em...took me ages to find just the right ones.....

I think you should let me have just one - seeing as you seem to have stolen one of my shoes!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I don't I am on me blob and feel like a heffer....

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Well im in denim shorts n a ripped tee shirt n fabulous gorilla slippers....thats gotta be worth a 10 aint it?

Phwoar!!!!!

i knew it...sex on legs me ya know

It was the slippers that did it for me

you aint havin em...took me ages to find just the right ones.....

I think you should let me have just one - seeing as you seem to have stolen one of my shoes!

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il give ya one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well im in denim shorts n a ripped tee shirt n fabulous gorilla slippers....thats gotta be worth a 10 aint it?

Phwoar!!!!!

i knew it...sex on legs me ya know

It was the slippers that did it for me

you aint havin em...took me ages to find just the right ones.....

I think you should let me have just one - seeing as you seem to have stolen one of my shoes!

il give ya one

Give ya one , what ?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Well im in denim shorts n a ripped tee shirt n fabulous gorilla slippers....thats gotta be worth a 10 aint it?

Phwoar!!!!!

i knew it...sex on legs me ya know

It was the slippers that did it for me

you aint havin em...took me ages to find just the right ones.....

I think you should let me have just one - seeing as you seem to have stolen one of my shoes!

il give ya one

Give ya one , what ?

"
thats for me to know..cheeky

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I am currently wearing a smile and nothing else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well im in denim shorts n a ripped tee shirt n fabulous gorilla slippers....thats gotta be worth a 10 aint it?

Phwoar!!!!!

i knew it...sex on legs me ya know

It was the slippers that did it for me

you aint havin em...took me ages to find just the right ones.....

I think you should let me have just one - seeing as you seem to have stolen one of my shoes!

il give ya one

Give ya one , what ?

thats for me to know..cheeky

Do I get to find out???

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Not bad at the moment, I've had my hair cut, and i've showered, and shaved upstairs and downstairs,

the only thing letting the side down, is having my Homer simpson slippers on, that I got for xmas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well im in denim shorts n a ripped tee shirt n fabulous gorilla slippers....thats gotta be worth a 10 aint it?

Phwoar!!!!!

i knew it...sex on legs me ya know

It was the slippers that did it for me

you aint havin em...took me ages to find just the right ones.....

I think you should let me have just one - seeing as you seem to have stolen one of my shoes!

il give ya one

Give ya one , what ?

thats for me to know..cheeky

Nobody ever tells me anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice heels belle

Did you Nick em off femme ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice heels belle

Did you Nick em off femme ? "

Are you starting with me Mr?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice heels belle

Did you Nick em off femme ?

Are you starting with me Mr?

Starting what

I 'd just like you to give femmes heels back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice heels belle

Did you Nick em off femme ?

Are you starting with me Mr?

sexy shoes belles x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice heels belle

Did you Nick em off femme ?

Are you starting with me Mr?

Starting what

I 'd just like you to give femmes heels back

I resent your remark you cad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking good I think got pussy breath cant stop muff diving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm maybe a 7 wrapped in towel straight from the bath, hair piled on my head, putting make up on..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice heels belle

Did you Nick em off femme ?

Are you starting with me Mr?

Starting what

I 'd just like you to give femmes heels back

I resent your remark you cad"

Cad ??? Never come across that term . It must be a term of endearment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Showered, shaved, crisp white shirt and a quality pair of jeans and smelling sweet before i go out. 11/10 here right now

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Showered, shaved, crisp white shirt and a quality pair of jeans and smelling sweet before i go out. 11/10 here right now

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i thought you would be too sexy for your shirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Showered, shaved, crisp white shirt and a quality pair of jeans and smelling sweet before i go out. 11/10 here right now

i thought you would be too sexy for your shirt

Not in this weather its -6 out there

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Showered, shaved, crisp white shirt and a quality pair of jeans and smelling sweet before i go out. 11/10 here right now

i thought you would be too sexy for your shirt

Not in this weather its -6 out there

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thats nowt ya wanna see those guys on the deadliest catch.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Showered, shaved, crisp white shirt and a quality pair of jeans and smelling sweet before i go out. 11/10 here right now

i thought you would be too sexy for your shirt

He looks too sexy for his skin

Glad we sorted the heels issue , femme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Showered, shaved, crisp white shirt and a quality pair of jeans and smelling sweet before i go out. 11/10 here right now

i thought you would be too sexy for your shirt

He looks too sexy for his skin

Glad we sorted the heels issue , femme

Not too sexy just enough for a drink with mates and a luscious lady later.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Showered, shaved, crisp white shirt and a quality pair of jeans and smelling sweet before i go out. 11/10 here right now

i thought you would be too sexy for your shirt

He looks too sexy for his skin

Glad we sorted the heels issue , femme

"
i know...he does ive got something very special to rub all over him as well.....hes such a lucky boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Showered, shaved, crisp white shirt and a quality pair of jeans and smelling sweet before i go out. 11/10 here right now

i thought you would be too sexy for your shirt

He looks too sexy for his skin

Glad we sorted the heels issue , femme

i know...he does ive got something very special to rub all over him as well.....hes such a lucky boy

Im not into body rubs with crab oil

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Showered, shaved, crisp white shirt and a quality pair of jeans and smelling sweet before i go out. 11/10 here right now

i thought you would be too sexy for your shirt

He looks too sexy for his skin

Glad we sorted the heels issue , femme

i know...he does ive got something very special to rub all over him as well.....hes such a lucky boy

Im not into body rubs with crab oil

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oh no...this involves something longer than a crab.....you will like it..trust me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Showered, shaved, crisp white shirt and a quality pair of jeans and smelling sweet before i go out. 11/10 here right now

i thought you would be too sexy for your shirt

He looks too sexy for his skin

Glad we sorted the heels issue , femme

i know...he does ive got something very special to rub all over him as well.....hes such a lucky boy

Im not into body rubs with crab oil

oh no...this involves something longer than a crab.....you will like it..trust me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All my looks added together wouldn't come to 10!

Jeans, t-shirt and trainers. A respectable 1.5.

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over a year ago

"Showered, shaved, crisp white shirt and a quality pair of jeans and smelling sweet before i go out. 11/10 here right now

i thought you would be too sexy for your shirt

He looks too sexy for his skin

Glad we sorted the heels issue , femme

i know...he does ive got something very special to rub all over him as well.....hes such a lucky boy

Im not into body rubs with crab oil

oh no...this involves something longer than a crab.....you will like it..trust me

Should have stuck with the crab oil , now you have had it . You refused a femme body rub , silly boy

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Showered, shaved, crisp white shirt and a quality pair of jeans and smelling sweet before i go out. 11/10 here right now

i thought you would be too sexy for your shirt

He looks too sexy for his skin

Glad we sorted the heels issue , femme

i know...he does ive got something very special to rub all over him as well.....hes such a lucky boy

Im not into body rubs with crab oil

oh no...this involves something longer than a crab.....you will like it..trust me

Should have stuck with the crab oil , now you have had it . You refused a femme body rub , silly boy

"
hes a big boy, he can handle the punishment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Showered, shaved, crisp white shirt and a quality pair of jeans and smelling sweet before i go out. 11/10 here right now

i thought you would be too sexy for your shirt

He looks too sexy for his skin

Glad we sorted the heels issue , femme

i know...he does ive got something very special to rub all over him as well.....hes such a lucky boy

Im not into body rubs with crab oil

oh no...this involves something longer than a crab.....you will like it..trust me

Should have stuck with the crab oil , now you have had it . You refused a femme body rub , silly boy

hes a big boy, he can handle the punishment

I don't think he can , he's done a legger . Not surprised when you start mentioning rubbing and long things in the presence of straight men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leather jacket, jeans and boots so uber sexy... not

I was going out but snow bikes don't mix.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

-2!!

OH bought Elvis onesies for myself and the boys from Primark for christmas . Think it is cold enough to justify .Anyway it looks funny .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zero at the moment.

Red silk scarf a la Hilda Ogden stylie, black cotton pyjamas, wads of tissue hanging from my nostrils, a heady cloud of peppermint oil, bay rum, tiger balm and Olbas oil wafting around me as my chest rattles as I try and breath.

So not a pretty sight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

%1.5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently looking like Ken Dodd's lovechild...

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By *astpoetMan
over a year ago

where the world takes me

freshly shaved and in a pair of cotton trousers and crumpled white linen shirt open from the neck, so it depends on your tastes but feel about an 8

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

We both just had a shower together and now spending rest of day in our dressing gowns so if anyone interetsed in seeing whats underneath then we can be free

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Showered, shaved, crisp white shirt and a quality pair of jeans and smelling sweet before i go out. 11/10 here right now

i thought you would be too sexy for your shirt

He looks too sexy for his skin

Glad we sorted the heels issue , femme

Not too sexy just enough for a drink with mates and a luscious lady later.

Shame lives too far away...i'd look 15/10 wearing that body around mine...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a scale of 1 to 10? Reckon I'm off that. Only those who know me will know in which direction lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexy enough to want a meet , time to bump the spontaneous thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the moment I'd probably estimate about a five. Yesterday's driving marathon in the snedge took it out of me alright, but I've had a good night's sleep and a right good seeing to which has perked me right up!

Actually I'm wearing combat boots, mustard trousers, a chunky grey knit cardi, tight white t and a freshly fucked glow, so I'm not that badly attired at least!

Sod it I'll go for five and a half...

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Currently looking like Ken Dodd's lovechild..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently 11/10

Sooooo cold here that I changed into my fabulous onesie.

Was fabby on when dancing in the kitchen while doing the washing up.

So funny to think my friend bought it me as a joke thinking I'd have forty fits rather than wear it ...... and I love it!

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