FabSwingers.com forum: Ruin a meet in 3 words

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I know it’s been done before, it always raises a smile, you know what to do....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please marry me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love you

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Is it in?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

“Is it in?”

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Is it in?

Shit, you beat me to it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Theres this rash.....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Leave or Remain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I forgot condoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You like kippers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You like kippers?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Leave or Remain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God you're ugly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like knives

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I like knives "

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘This is my mum.’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like knives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You want crabs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bring your Mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, how are-

*sound of other fabber running away*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What was that....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hes my dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It wasnt me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bare back only

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By *ometsMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

... ignore the smell...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'll ruin you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mum ! What the......

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

Is that it ?

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By *andL1919Couple
over a year ago

Wirral

Shit on me.....

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

Smaller than expected

Antibiotics are helping

Unexpected item in bagging-area

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

No clean sheets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why’s it blue

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

Use the curtains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The crusty bit...

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

That was quick

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By *hezGeekCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Theresa May Roleplay?

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Cash or card?

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By *ometsMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Theresa May Roleplay?"

Oh god no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Theresa May Roleplay?"

I may never get hard again

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Theresa May Roleplay?

I may never get hard again

Curiously it made my willy tingle somewhat.....

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Theresa May Roleplay?

Oh god no

I think I'm going to be sick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s that smell

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Meet my Alan....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s not contagious!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it erect?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Move Over Gran!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Who are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta go bye

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Painters have arrived.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meet my Alan....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like my mankini

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

Are you cold?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please marry me

I learned my lesson saying that lol. I jokingly asked a lady to marry on this site and got blocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your dad's better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your grans watching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a micropenis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smell this rag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit on me....."

and hit it, with a cricket bat hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fogot my wallet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fogot my wallet"

Oh a meet...

Forgot my wallet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not coming

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By *hunkyThighsMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

Your breath stinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heeeeelloooo Daaaaaaaave your.......

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By *ilkes74Man
over a year ago

Reading

Must try harder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shit myself!

Doughnut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that sweetcorn?

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Where's your wife?

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Ignore those scabs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Heeeeelloooo Daaaaaaaave your......."

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Ugh, my period.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

You said "BIG"

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Here I am!

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

Christ you're hideous.

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

Ignore the scabs

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

You need lobsterpots.

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

Bring your sister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum's watching

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By *arahBaby123Woman
over a year ago

WORCESTER

Call me Grandma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

got a defiblilator?

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By *arahBaby123Woman
over a year ago

WORCESTER

Smell my cheese

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I've come on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Footballs on soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's me teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh shit I’m going to.....already

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

Whats that string

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Did you fart?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I’m not coming"

I’m already there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just staple here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I smoke

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Why's mom here?

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"Can I smoke"

My cock OK

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By *iptonblokeMan
over a year ago

tipton

Is that it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what genital warts?

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

I followed through!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Sniff this handkerchief

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"Is it in?

Shit, you beat me to it!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sniff this handkerchief

I was gonna say that! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh shit ..... sorry !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is that it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For ladies my partner is getting parole today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that poo?

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

I'm gonna fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ignore the rash

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

What's that stain?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Mum's home soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ignore that screaming

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Kids, get out!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Have my baby?

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Scratch my itch

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"Scratch my itch "

Where is your itch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I'm clear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that it

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Is it in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it in"

God you're loose

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ignore that screaming"

That made me belly laugh

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

It's fell off

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

Pull my finger

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Pull my finger"

Sniff my finger

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By *ubmichellestarTV/TS
over a year ago

Kent

Smell my hankachief

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t turn up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Faf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pull my finger

Sniff my finger"

Lick your finger

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

It’s not contagious

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By *winger212Woman
over a year ago

Live in spain

It won't burst

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By *sa_curiousMan
over a year ago

Waterford

Did it split?

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

Hi. Tommy Robinson.

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

My husband/wife/significant other is home...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's only gaffertape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... ignore the smell... "

That reminds me of an earlier post , yuk lol

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By *asha86Couple
over a year ago

walsall

It only smells... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It rubs off

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

I’m Piers Morgan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I turned up

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By *ill74Man
over a year ago

New forest area

I got bail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've broke curfew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soiled myself again...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crying over ex

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Tits out then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you remember the plastic sheets and knife block......

(it's a long, true story)

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Did you remember the plastic sheets and knife block......

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Not three words!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you remember the plastic sheets and knife block......

(it's a long, true story)

Not three words!

Details....

Plastic sheets, knife? *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's probably...

Its be exclusive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck! You're hideous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have scabies

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Are you justin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 25/03/19 21:17:47]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breast feeding time??

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Did you remember the plastic sheets and knife block......

(it's a long, true story)

Not three words!

Details....

Plastic sheets, knife? *"

Rather odd fetish!

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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago

huddersfield

Looks better on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look older

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By *m A FuckerMan
over a year ago

kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent

I love you

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Ewww dick cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ewww dick cheese"

Is he the private detective in Wallace and Grommit?

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By *onygirl19Woman
over a year ago

co dublin

What’s that smell ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mums back in 30

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By *objob54321Man
over a year ago

london

It smells funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dick pic lover?

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

What that smell?

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Small isn't it

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Forgot the ducktape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi, I'm Lib"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thay isn't you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That isn't you."

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By *imon the welderMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Coffee means coffee....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is she dead?

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By *r_BlueEyesMan
over a year ago

Manchester

What a mistake

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By *ugga MannMan
over a year ago

Heathrow

You’re too ...

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By *ipmannMan
over a year ago

Cahir

Your sisters better

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By *ubbynwifeCouple
over a year ago

basildon

"Your sisters better

Your dads better!!!

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