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"Me And thanks .. now have that ear worm going "Woop! Beach? | |||
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"I'll be on and will be happy to chuck a few quid diesel money your way! " Don't be daft..... Bella has friends in low places who provide diesel for free!!!! | |||
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"How flexible are you on the being a twat rule? Just asking "Quite flexible, you can be a cunt..... just don't be a twat  | |||
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"I'm driving...... who's coming with me for an adventure?! There's only one rule: Don't be a twat "Where we going? | |||
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"Whoa we’re going to ibeza I’m in please I’m waiting at the bus stop to be a bus wanker " Climb aboard!!!! But you have to answer a question first...... Best Marvel Superhero? | |||
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"Is smoking allowed on the bus" Dedicated smoking area upstairs, complete with lighters, ashtrays and air conditioning | |||
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"Me,me,me! "Hello beautiful, climb aboard me | |||
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"I'm driving...... who's coming with me for an adventure?! There's only one rule: Don't be a twat
Where we going? "There and back to see how far it is, but if it's too far we won't go | |||
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"Is smoking allowed on the bus Dedicated smoking area upstairs, complete with lighters, ashtrays and air conditioning "Room for me upstairs then? X | |||
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"Awwww come on then.......wait what's the one rule?......oh.......shit.......ok.....(sad face at side of the road) lol " Being a cunt is fine... being a twat is a negative | |||
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"Is smoking allowed on the bus Dedicated smoking area upstairs, complete with lighters, ashtrays and air conditioning
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"Awwww come on then.......wait what's the one rule?......oh.......shit.......ok.....(sad face at side of the road) lol Being a cunt is fine... being a twat is a negative "How about being a twunt? | |||
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"Is smoking allowed on the bus Dedicated smoking area upstairs, complete with lighters, ashtrays and air conditioning
Room for me upstairs then? X
You have your own seat "Mwaaah, count me in then. I'll bring shots x | |||
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"Awwww come on then.......wait what's the one rule?......oh.......shit.......ok.....(sad face at side of the road) lol Being a cunt is fine... being a twat is a negative "Oh! That's fine then! Make room for the big cunt lol | |||
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"Ooo not had an adventure for a while....I'm in "You're in for a treat | |||
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"Awwww come on then.......wait what's the one rule?......oh.......shit.......ok.....(sad face at side of the road) lol Being a cunt is fine... being a twat is a negative
How about being a twunt?"Twunt is acceptable, but I'll have my eye on you | |||
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"Is smoking allowed on the bus Dedicated smoking area upstairs, complete with lighters, ashtrays and air conditioning
Room for me upstairs then? X
You have your own seat
Mwaaah, count me in then. I'll bring shots x"I'm driving!  | |||
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"I will bring snacks ! X" Yea Boi! | |||
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"Is smoking allowed on the bus Dedicated smoking area upstairs, complete with lighters, ashtrays and air conditioning
Room for me upstairs then? X
You have your own seat
Mwaaah, count me in then. I'll bring shots x
I'm driving! "Can't be having that. You should be tour guide. We need a driver x | |||
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"Awwww come on then.......wait what's the one rule?......oh.......shit.......ok.....(sad face at side of the road) lol Being a cunt is fine... being a twat is a negative
Oh! That's fine then! Make room for the big cunt lol "Make way, make way! King Cunt is here | |||
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"Is smoking allowed on the bus Dedicated smoking area upstairs, complete with lighters, ashtrays and air conditioning
Room for me upstairs then? X
You have your own seat
Mwaaah, count me in then. I'll bring shots x
I'm driving!
Can't be having that. You should be tour guide. We need a driver x"I should totally be the tour guide..... any offers to drive?! | |||
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"Awwww come on then.......wait what's the one rule?......oh.......shit.......ok.....(sad face at side of the road) lol Being a cunt is fine... being a twat is a negative
Oh! That's fine then! Make room for the big cunt lol
Make way, make way! King Cunt is here ";-) you been talking to my club members? Lol that's spooky you got my nickname spot on | |||
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"Is there leg room? I’m planning on stretching right out and hoping for some action.... "Upstairs has the best leg room, downstairs it's kinda like a free for all | |||
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"Awwww come on then.......wait what's the one rule?......oh.......shit.......ok.....(sad face at side of the road) lol Being a cunt is fine... being a twat is a negative
How about being a twunt?
Twunt is acceptable, but I'll have my eye on you "Oh please do ... come sit next to me when you're not on driving duties | |||
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"I do like an adventure maybe I can pull a sickie from work." Shall I ring in for you? I have an incredibly posh telephone voice for a Welsh bird | |||
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"Awwww come on then.......wait what's the one rule?......oh.......shit.......ok.....(sad face at side of the road) lol Being a cunt is fine... being a twat is a negative
Oh! That's fine then! Make room for the big cunt lol
Make way, make way! King Cunt is here
;-) you been talking to my club members? Lol that's spooky you got my nickname spot on "I read the toilet walls | |||
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"Awwww come on then.......wait what's the one rule?......oh.......shit.......ok.....(sad face at side of the road) lol Being a cunt is fine... being a twat is a negative
How about being a twunt?
Twunt is acceptable, but I'll have my eye on you
Oh please do ... come sit next to me when you're not on driving duties "Hee hee! Ok | |||
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"Do I have to wear trousers? I don't like wearing trousers." You can leave your hat on | |||
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"Awwww come on then.......wait what's the one rule?......oh.......shit.......ok.....(sad face at side of the road) lol Being a cunt is fine... being a twat is a negative
Oh! That's fine then! Make room for the big cunt lol
Make way, make way! King Cunt is here
;-) you been talking to my club members? Lol that's spooky you got my nickname spot on
I read the toilet walls "They promised me they took them all down! That's why I have been getting dropped calls for last few weeks.....bastards lol x | |||
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"Cant go, rules are rules, afterall! "I'm bendy on rules for nice people | |||
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"Awwww come on then.......wait what's the one rule?......oh.......shit.......ok.....(sad face at side of the road) lol Being a cunt is fine... being a twat is a negative
Oh! That's fine then! Make room for the big cunt lol
Make way, make way! King Cunt is here
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I read the toilet walls
They promised me they took them all down! That's why I have been getting dropped calls for last few weeks.....bastards lol x"They lied..... you think you know people eh?! | |||
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"Cant go, rules are rules, afterall! "(Picks you up) You're definitely too sweet to be a twat xx lol it's an adventure.......wait did somebody say Ibiza? | |||
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"Awwww come on then.......wait what's the one rule?......oh.......shit.......ok.....(sad face at side of the road) lol Being a cunt is fine... being a twat is a negative
Oh! That's fine then! Make room for the big cunt lol
Make way, make way! King Cunt is here
;-) you been talking to my club members? Lol that's spooky you got my nickname spot on
I read the toilet walls
They promised me they took them all down! That's why I have been getting dropped calls for last few weeks.....bastards lol x
They lied..... you think you know people eh?! "Betrayal!!!!!! | |||
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"Do I have to wear trousers? I don't like wearing trousers. You can leave your hat on " excellent | |||
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"Count us in we be upstairs as we are smokers Mrscxxx " Climb aboard, I'm waiting for someone to volunteer as driver and I'll be joining you Miss Choosy is bringing shots | |||
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"Count us in we be upstairs as we are smokers Mrscxxx Climb aboard, I'm waiting for someone to volunteer as driver and I'll be joining you Miss Choosy is bringing shots "Wooo nowt better than shots I can’t drive so I’m out unless you count driving people round the bend Lol | |||
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"Iv got a ticket to ride ??" You don't need a ticket, just a sense of humour | |||
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"Cant go, rules are rules, afterall!
(Picks you up) You're definitely too sweet to be a twat xx lol it's an adventure.......wait did somebody say Ibiza? "Want a lift to hospital for that hernia you're getting? | |||
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"Cant go, rules are rules, afterall!
(Picks you up) You're definitely too sweet to be a twat xx lol it's an adventure.......wait did somebody say Ibiza?
Want a lift to hospital for that hernia you're getting? "I’ll take the risk of you sitting on my lap | |||
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"I don’t think I’d notice if we actually went anyway or not "Have you been drinking Miss Choosy's shots? They're kinda lethal, I went drinking with her once and lost 3 days  | |||
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"Cant go, rules are rules, afterall!
I'm bendy on rules for nice people "Bendy Venga bus | |||
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"I don’t think I’d notice if we actually went anyway or not
Have you been drinking Miss Choosy's shots? They're kinda lethal, I went drinking with her once and lost 3 days "Only 3?? Haha x | |||
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"Cant go, rules are rules, afterall!
(Picks you up) You're definitely too sweet to be a twat xx lol it's an adventure.......wait did somebody say Ibiza?
Want a lift to hospital for that hernia you're getting? ";-) you'll be a doddle my dear x excellent practice chucking d*unk customers out! Just have to excuse my hands, I know the best places to grip xx | |||
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"I'm driving...... who's coming with me for an adventure?! There's only one rule: Don't be a twat "That rules me out, then. | |||
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"Count us in we be upstairs as we are smokers Mrscxxx Climb aboard, I'm waiting for someone to volunteer as driver and I'll be joining you Miss Choosy is bringing shots
Wooo nowt better than shots I can’t drive so I’m out unless you count driving people round the bend
Lol"Fear not, I shall continue as designated driver whilst you all have some afternoon delight | |||
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"I was all excited and then I read the first rule... "Being a Twunt is ok tho | |||
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"Cant go, rules are rules, afterall!
I'm bendy on rules for nice people
Bendy Venga bus "The best kind | |||
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"I don’t think I’d notice if we actually went anyway or not
Have you been drinking Miss Choosy's shots? They're kinda lethal, I went drinking with her once and lost 3 days
Only 3?? Haha x"It felt more like 9 | |||
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"Cant go, rules are rules, afterall!
I'm bendy on rules for nice people
Bendy Venga bus
The best kind "Flexible is always good | |||
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"Cant go, rules are rules, afterall!
I'm bendy on rules for nice people
Bendy Venga bus
The best kind
Flexible is always good "Until your back seizes and you're stuck in the crab position | |||
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"Me,me,me!
Hello beautiful, climb aboard me "Whoop whoop! *gets comfy* | |||
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"Whoa we’re going to ibeza I’m in please I’m waiting at the bus stop to be a bus wanker Climb aboard!!!! But you have to answer a question first...... Best Marvel Superhero? " My personal fave is Spider-Man | |||
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"I will be a bad influence then until I can persuade someone else to drive, I'll save you some shots till we get a victim.... erm.. volunteer x" Just show them your tits | |||
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"MEeeee!!! And greeeat..thanks for the damn earworm..." I aim to please | |||
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"Cant go, rules are rules, afterall!
I'm bendy on rules for nice people
Bendy Venga bus
The best kind
Flexible is always good
Until your back seizes and you're stuck in the crab position "Don't talk backs ... 1 year on from spinal surgery .. but flexible | |||
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"I will be a bad influence then until I can persuade someone else to drive, I'll save you some shots till we get a victim.... erm.. volunteer x Just show them your tits "If they drive I will x | |||
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"Me,me,me!
Hello beautiful, climb aboard me
Whoop whoop! *gets comfy* "Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow | |||
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"Whoa we’re going to ibeza I’m in please I’m waiting at the bus stop to be a bus wanker Climb aboard!!!! But you have to answer a question first...... Best Marvel Superhero? My personal fave is Spider-Man " I approve...... climb aboard! | |||
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"I'm driving...... who's coming with me for an adventure?! There's only one rule: Don't be a twat "Im in can I bag the back seat ? | |||
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"MEeeee!!! And greeeat..thanks for the damn earworm... I aim to please "I don't doubt it...does that come included with the ticket price...? | |||
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"Cant go, rules are rules, afterall!
I'm bendy on rules for nice people
Bendy Venga bus
The best kind
Flexible is always good
Until your back seizes and you're stuck in the crab position
Don't talk backs ... 1 year on from spinal surgery .. but flexible "Kudos my friend.... bend from the knees | |||
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"The Venga Boys are coming They've come steal your children They'll sell them to the circus They're making lots of money Sing!" Urgh.... they'd soon bring mine back | |||
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"If you head liverpool way drop me off there please" If you drive, you can take the bus anywhere | |||
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"I'm driving...... who's coming with me for an adventure?! There's only one rule: Don't be a twat
Im in can I bag the back seat ? "Go for it! | |||
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"Will the bus be stopping at certain clubs on route? ??" I'm sure it will and also BE like certain clubs too | |||
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"MEeeee!!! And greeeat..thanks for the damn earworm... I aim to please
I don't doubt it...does that come included with the ticket price...? "Ain't no tickets on this bus, no sireeee | |||
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"Will the bus be stopping at certain clubs on route? ??" Club Tropicana  | |||
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"Will the bus be stopping at certain clubs on route? ?? Club Tropicana "I hear your drinks there are free | |||
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"I was all excited and then I read the first rule... "I find that hard to believe! | |||
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"Will the bus be stopping at certain clubs on route? ?? Club Tropicana
I hear your drinks there are free"No, the drinks are freeeeeee | |||
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"I'm driving...... who's coming with me for an adventure?! There's only one rule: Don't be a twat
Im in can I t-bag you on the back seat ? " | |||
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"Will the bus be stopping at certain clubs on route? ?? Club Tropicana
I hear your drinks there are free
No, the drinks are freeeeeee "Fun and laughter? Enough for everyone? | |||
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"I'm driving...... who's coming with me for an adventure?! There's only one rule: Don't be a twat
Im in can I t-bag you on the back seat ?
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"Will the bus be stopping at certain clubs on route? ?? Club Tropicana
I hear your drinks there are free
No, the drinks are freeeeeee
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Enough for everyone?"All that’s missing is...? | |||
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"Meeeeee
Boom boom boom boom I want you in my room "We totally need an explorer on this adventure! | |||
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"Will the bus be stopping at certain clubs on route? ?? Club Tropicana
I hear your drinks there are free
No, the drinks are freeeeeee
Fun and laughter?
Enough for everyone?"That's the spirit | |||
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"Meeeeee
Boom boom boom boom I want you in my room
We totally need an explorer on this adventure! "I’m in. I’ll bring my map and my backpack | |||
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"I'm driving...... who's coming with me for an adventure?! There's only one rule: Don't be a twat
Im in can I bag the back seat ?
Go for it! "il bring the booze, hope weve got a loobie on board | |||
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"Will the bus be stopping at certain clubs on route? ?? Club Tropicana
I hear your drinks there are free
No, the drinks are freeeeeee
Fun and laughter?
Enough for everyone?
All that’s missing is...? "The sea! But we're nearly at the beach | |||
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"Meeeeee
Boom boom boom boom I want you in my room
We totally need an explorer on this adventure!
I’m in. I’ll bring my map and my backpack "ive got a compass and I know how to use it | |||
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"Meeeeee
Boom boom boom boom I want you in my room
We totally need an explorer on this adventure!
I’m in. I’ll bring my map and my backpack "Laughed way more than I should then x | |||
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"Meeeeee
Boom boom boom boom I want you in my room
We totally need an explorer on this adventure!
I’m in. I’ll bring my map and my backpack
ive got a compass and I know how to use it "Excellent coz I can’t read a map for toffee! | |||
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"Meeeeee
Boom boom boom boom I want you in my room
We totally need an explorer on this adventure!
I’m in. I’ll bring my map and my backpack "Awesome! Hope Swiper doesn't ruin things | |||
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"Can I come please, I’m just home from work "Yes, yes and yes | |||
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"Meeeeee
Boom boom boom boom I want you in my room
We totally need an explorer on this adventure!
I’m in. I’ll bring my map and my backpack
Awesome! Hope Swiper doesn't ruin things "I’ve told him. Swiper NO SWIPING!!! | |||
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"I'm coming!!" I thought it was the way you were sitting!!!! | |||
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"I'm coming!!" We know that but are you getting on the bus or not? Stop dry humoing that bus stop lol x | |||
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"I'm coming!!" I thought you were just breathing hard, running for the bus | |||
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"Meeeeee
Boom boom boom boom I want you in my room
We totally need an explorer on this adventure!
I’m in. I’ll bring my map and my backpack
Awesome! Hope Swiper doesn't ruin things
I’ve told him. Swiper NO SWIPING!!!"Swiper's a twat, he can't come.... dem's da rulez | |||
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"Meeeeee
Boom boom boom boom I want you in my room
We totally need an explorer on this adventure!
I’m in. I’ll bring my map and my backpack
Laughed way more than I should then x "I like that you're easily pleased | |||
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"I'm coming!!" That explains the sticky seat further up! | |||
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"Space for one more?  "Aye..... jump aboard! | |||
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"Meeeeee
Boom boom boom boom I want you in my room
We totally need an explorer on this adventure!
I’m in. I’ll bring my map and my backpack
Awesome! Hope Swiper doesn't ruin things
I’ve told him. Swiper NO SWIPING!!!
Swiper's a twat, he can't come.... dem's da rulez"Rule 1 ... no twats Rule 2 ... see rule 1 | |||
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"Can I come please, I’m just home from work
Yes, yes and yes "Where’s there a spare seat to | |||
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"I'm coming!! That explains the sticky seat further up! "I lol'd.... literally | |||
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"Meeeeee
Boom boom boom boom I want you in my room
We totally need an explorer on this adventure!
I’m in. I’ll bring my map and my backpack
Awesome! Hope Swiper doesn't ruin things
I’ve told him. Swiper NO SWIPING!!!
Swiper's a twat, he can't come.... dem's da rulez
Rule 1 ... no twats
Rule 2 ... see rule 1"I've just made you Bus Prefect | |||
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"Can I come please, I’m just home from work
Yes, yes and yes
Where’s there a spare seat to "Said in true West Country styleeeeee  | |||
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"Can I come please, I’m just home from work
Yes, yes and yes
Where’s there a spare seat to "It's a double decker, there's loads..... but he careful, apparently some of the seats are sticky | |||
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"Meeeeee
Boom boom boom boom I want you in my room
We totally need an explorer on this adventure!
I’m in. I’ll bring my map and my backpack
Awesome! Hope Swiper doesn't ruin things
I’ve told him. Swiper NO SWIPING!!!
Swiper's a twat, he can't come.... dem's da rulez
Rule 1 ... no twats
Rule 2 ... see rule 1
I've just made you Bus Prefect "Do I get a badge??? | |||
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"Can I come please, I’m just home from work
Yes, yes and yes
Where’s there a spare seat to
Said in true West Country styleeeeee "Ha! The Welsh version is 'where to is there a spare seat then' | |||
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"Can I come please, I’m just home from work
Yes, yes and yes
Where’s there a spare seat to
Said in true West Country styleeeeee "I’ve started to type like i talks in reel loife now me lubber....budge up I’ll sit with ewe..... | |||
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"Can I come please, I’m just home from work
Yes, yes and yes
Where’s there a spare seat to
It's a double decker, there's loads..... but he careful, apparently some of the seats are sticky "Rubidouxs fault! | |||
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"Any spare seats??? " Spare seat by me x | |||
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"Meeeeee
Boom boom boom boom I want you in my room
We totally need an explorer on this adventure!
I’m in. I’ll bring my map and my backpack
Awesome! Hope Swiper doesn't ruin things
I’ve told him. Swiper NO SWIPING!!!
Swiper's a twat, he can't come.... dem's da rulez
Rule 1 ... no twats
Rule 2 ... see rule 1
I've just made you Bus Prefect
Do I get a badge??? "You get a badge and a certificate | |||
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"Any spare seats??? Spare seat by me x" They may fill quickly | |||
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"Any spare seats??? Spare seat by me x" Hooray! X | |||
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"Meeeeee
Boom boom boom boom I want you in my room
We totally need an explorer on this adventure!
I’m in. I’ll bring my map and my backpack
Awesome! Hope Swiper doesn't ruin things
I’ve told him. Swiper NO SWIPING!!!
Swiper's a twat, he can't come.... dem's da rulez
Rule 1 ... no twats
Rule 2 ... see rule 1
I've just made you Bus Prefect
Do I get a badge???
You get a badge and a certificate "I accept my promotion | |||
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"Any spare seats??? " Absolutely! Some of them are a little sticky so be careful | |||
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"Can I come please, I’m just home from work
Yes, yes and yes
Where’s there a spare seat to
Said in true West Country styleeeeee
I’ve started to type like i talks in reel loife now me lubber....budge up I’ll sit with ewe..... "Oooooh ahhhhhhhhh sit next to me maid | |||
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"Any spare seats??? Absolutely! Some of them are a little sticky so be careful "It's OK.... Me and Miss C are going to take turns sitting on each others laps | |||
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"Wooohooo, hope there's an open bar! It's gonna be a messy one! "Theres shots flying about somewhere! Lol dont spill them, it gets sticky | |||
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"Any spare seats??? Absolutely! Some of them are a little sticky so be careful
It's OK.... Me and Miss C are going to take turns sitting on each others laps "Sounds like a good plan x | |||
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"Can I come please, I’m just home from work
Yes, yes and yes
Where’s there a spare seat to
Said in true West Country styleeeeee
I’ve started to type like i talks in reel loife now me lubber....budge up I’ll sit with ewe.....
Oooooh ahhhhhhhhh sit next to me maid "Have you got Prosecco and Gin in your back park moy luvver | |||
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"Wooohooo, hope there's an open bar! It's gonna be a messy one!
Theres shots flying about somewhere! Lol dont spill them, it gets sticky "Lol, yes, it's the alcohol making everything sticky! Hope it's not too hot of a day lol | |||
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"Wooohooo, hope there's an open bar! It's gonna be a messy one! "Miss Choosy has booze...... she might share | |||
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"Can I come please, I’m just home from work
Yes, yes and yes
Where’s there a spare seat to
Said in true West Country styleeeeee
I’ve started to type like i talks in reel loife now me lubber....budge up I’ll sit with ewe.....
Oooooh ahhhhhhhhh sit next to me maid
Have you got Prosecco and Gin in your back park moy luvver "In a pint glass? | |||
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"Any spare seats??? Absolutely! Some of them are a little sticky so be careful
It's OK.... Me and Miss C are going to take turns sitting on each others laps "I hate it when someone writes lap and I read it as 'face' | |||
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"Can I come please, I’m just home from work
Yes, yes and yes
Where’s there a spare seat to
Said in true West Country styleeeeee
I’ve started to type like i talks in reel loife now me lubber....budge up I’ll sit with ewe.....
Oooooh ahhhhhhhhh sit next to me maid
Have you got Prosecco and Gin in your back park moy luvver
In a pint glass? "Mixed with scrumpy lol | |||
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"Can I come please, I’m just home from work
Yes, yes and yes
Where’s there a spare seat to
Said in true West Country styleeeeee
I’ve started to type like i talks in reel loife now me lubber....budge up I’ll sit with ewe.....
Oooooh ahhhhhhhhh sit next to me maid
Have you got Prosecco and Gin in your back park moy luvver
In a pint glass?
Mixed with scrumpy lol "Wolfie, get some tuuuuunes on | |||
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"I'm coming!! That explains the sticky seat further up! "Thaaat'll be the one..! | |||
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"Wooohooo, hope there's an open bar! It's gonna be a messy one!
Miss Choosy has booze...... she might share "Brought enough shots for everyone. Sharing is caring after all x | |||
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"Wooohooo, hope there's an open bar! It's gonna be a messy one!
Miss Choosy has booze...... she might share
Brought enough shots for everyone. Sharing is caring after all x"Do you swap shots for snogs? | |||
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"Any spare seats??? Absolutely! Some of them are a little sticky so be careful
It's OK.... Me and Miss C are going to take turns sitting on each others laps "Someone can sit on my fac....lap...my LAP...... | |||
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"Wooohooo, hope there's an open bar! It's gonna be a messy one!
Miss Choosy has booze...... she might share
Brought enough shots for everyone. Sharing is caring after all x"Indeed! But, I'm still driving  | |||
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"Can I come please, I’m just home from work
Yes, yes and yes
Where’s there a spare seat to
Said in true West Country styleeeeee
I’ve started to type like i talks in reel loife now me lubber....budge up I’ll sit with ewe.....
Oooooh ahhhhhhhhh sit next to me maid
Have you got Prosecco and Gin in your back park moy luvver
In a pint glass?
Mixed with scrumpy lol
Wolfie, get some tuuuuunes on "With a crowd like this? I'll get fecking lynched!! Theres so many different styles! Right fuck it! BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IT IS!!! lol x Queen is usually a safe bet lol x | |||
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"Wooohooo, hope there's an open bar! It's gonna be a messy one!
Miss Choosy has booze...... she might share
Brought enough shots for everyone. Sharing is caring after all x
Do you swap shots for snogs? "I may do. Pucker up x | |||
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"Can I come please, I’m just home from work
Yes, yes and yes
Where’s there a spare seat to
Said in true West Country styleeeeee
I’ve started to type like i talks in reel loife now me lubber....budge up I’ll sit with ewe.....
Oooooh ahhhhhhhhh sit next to me maid
Have you got Prosecco and Gin in your back park moy luvver
In a pint glass?
Mixed with scrumpy lol
Wolfie, get some tuuuuunes on
With a crowd like this? I'll get fecking lynched!! Theres so many different styles! Right fuck it! BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IT IS!!! lol x Queen is usually a safe bet lol x "Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |||
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"Wooohooo, hope there's an open bar! It's gonna be a messy one!
Miss Choosy has booze...... she might share
Brought enough shots for everyone. Sharing is caring after all x
Indeed! But, I'm still driving "Noooooooooooo x | |||
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"Can I come please, I’m just home from work
Yes, yes and yes
Where’s there a spare seat to
Said in true West Country styleeeeee
I’ve started to type like i talks in reel loife now me lubber....budge up I’ll sit with ewe.....
Oooooh ahhhhhhhhh sit next to me maid
Have you got Prosecco and Gin in your back park moy luvver "Hell yes I always have the essentials! | |||
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"Wooohooo, hope there's an open bar! It's gonna be a messy one!
Miss Choosy has booze...... she might share
Brought enough shots for everyone. Sharing is caring after all x
Indeed! But, I'm still driving
Noooooooooooo x"Scandalous! | |||
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"Wooohooo, hope there's an open bar! It's gonna be a messy one!
Miss Choosy has booze...... she might share
Brought enough shots for everyone. Sharing is caring after all x
Do you swap shots for snogs?
I may do. Pucker up x"Yay! | |||
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"Wooohooo, hope there's an open bar! It's gonna be a messy one!
Miss Choosy has booze...... she might share
Brought enough shots for everyone. Sharing is caring after all x
Indeed! But, I'm still driving "Can I come. I like driving | |||
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"Wooohooo, hope there's an open bar! It's gonna be a messy one!
Miss Choosy has booze...... she might share
Brought enough shots for everyone. Sharing is caring after all x
Indeed! But, I'm still driving
Can I come. I like driving "We just became best friends! Take the wheel, I'm on my way to get a shot | |||
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"Wooohooo, hope there's an open bar! It's gonna be a messy one!
Miss Choosy has booze...... she might share
Brought enough shots for everyone. Sharing is caring after all x
Indeed! But, I'm still driving
Can I come. I like driving "We have a driver!!!! X | |||
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"Can i sit at the front "Do you get travel sick? | |||
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"Wooohooo, hope there's an open bar! It's gonna be a messy one!
Miss Choosy has booze...... she might share
Brought enough shots for everyone. Sharing is caring after all x"That means you're responsible for pouring shots into everyone's mouths | |||
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"Wooohooo, hope there's an open bar! It's gonna be a messy one!
Miss Choosy has booze...... she might share
Brought enough shots for everyone. Sharing is caring after all x
Indeed! But, I'm still driving
Can I come. I like driving
We have a driver!!!! X"We now have a party!!!!! | |||
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"We need a part 2" I think its inevitable lol x we havent even got nearly there yet | |||
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"Wooohooo, hope there's an open bar! It's gonna be a messy one!
Miss Choosy has booze...... she might share
Brought enough shots for everyone. Sharing is caring after all x
Indeed! But, I'm still driving
Can I come. I like driving
We have a driver!!!! X
We now have a party!!!!! "You need to play catch up now. Come here for some shots x | |||
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"Can I come please, I’m just home from work
Yes, yes and yes
Where’s there a spare seat to
Said in true West Country styleeeeee
I’ve started to type like i talks in reel loife now me lubber....budge up I’ll sit with ewe.....
Oooooh ahhhhhhhhh sit next to me maid
Have you got Prosecco and Gin in your back park moy luvver
Hell yes I always have the essentials!"I’ll bring sausages | |||
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"Wooohooo, hope there's an open bar! It's gonna be a messy one!
Miss Choosy has booze...... she might share
Brought enough shots for everyone. Sharing is caring after all x
Indeed! But, I'm still driving
Can I come. I like driving
We just became best friends! Take the wheel, I'm on my way to get a shot "I like the bendy curvy roads and I always take my time ... Enjoy your drink | |||
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"Meeeeee
Boom boom boom boom I want you in my room
We totally need an explorer on this adventure!
I’m in. I’ll bring my map and my backpack
ive got a compass and I know how to use it
Excellent coz I can’t read a map for toffee! "toffee - sticky seats hells bells what next, Im partial to a good chew every now and then and ive got the back seat all to myself it seems too | |||
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