FabSwingers.com forum: Custard Tarts

By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Be honest!!

Does anyone eat them with a Spoon ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be honest!!

Does anyone eat them with a Spoon ?? "
i dont eat them at all

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Be honest!!

Does anyone eat them with a Spoon ?? i dont eat them at all"
Fair enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I don't eat with a spoon x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"No I don't eat with a spoon x"
Not even soup ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. I have a friend who eats pizzas and burgers with a knife and fork. I think that's weird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No. I have a friend who eats pizzas and burgers with a knife and fork. I think that's weird. "

You have two friends who do that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we talking about tarts or slices?

Slices are just like a logistical nightmare, who ever thought them up????

(or is this a more sinister fab code thing for some kinky sex act....?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If this were France..we could throw them at polititians

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By *am62Woman
over a year ago

Bristol

I leave them in the foil nibble the pastry round the edge, then take it out the foil and eat the rest.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I leave them in the foil nibble the pastry round the edge, then take it out the foil and eat the rest.

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That's acceptable

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Also, does anyone cut an Apple up into exact quarters on a dish

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

Only if they are supper large

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should have seen the uproar at a local bakers in Harlow at the start of the year when they took them off the menu!!

The public got their wish and they came back.

Danish x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best ones are the Portuguese custard tarts, they are lush and I have been known to lick all the custard out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No. I have a friend who eats pizzas and burgers with a knife and fork. I think that's weird. "

I do that

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Best ones are the Portuguese custard tarts, they are lush and I have been known to lick all the custard out

I'm with you on this one. And if they're still slightly warm....

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Oh I do enjoy a nice Manchester tart

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Oh I do enjoy a nice Manchester tart

The coconut sticks in my beard

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Oh I do enjoy a nice Manchester tart

The coconut sticks in my beard

Damn coconut gets everywhere

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

"Best ones are the Portuguese custard tarts, they are lush and I have been known to lick all the custard out

I'm with you on this one. And if they're still slightly warm....

Yep - those go in in one!

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"Be honest!!

Does anyone eat them with a Spoon ?? "

I lick them out

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Best ones are the Portuguese custard tarts, they are lush and I have been known to lick all the custard out

I'm with you on this one. And if they're still slightly warm....

Yep - those go in in one! "

My kind of people

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Be honest!!

Does anyone eat them with a Spoon ?? "

Please say you don't have extra custard with custard tarts??!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be honest!!

Does anyone eat them with a Spoon ??

Please say you don't have extra custard with custard tarts??!!

That's like having baked potato with chips ...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Be honest!!

Does anyone eat them with a Spoon ??

Please say you don't have extra custard with custard tarts??!!

Oh ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's with all the custard posts

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"What's with all the custard posts

Ask Emily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's with all the custard posts

Ask Emily

#custardfetish

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By *opman121Man
over a year ago

stoke on trent

Love Manchester tarts have two every weekend cakes lol

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

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"Be honest!!

Does anyone eat them with a Spoon ?? "

...see, ANYTHING custard ...it's a kink be proud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahaha grumpy you ADDICT

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Be honest!!

Does anyone eat them with a Spoon ??

...see, ANYTHING custard ...it's a kink be proud

Fucks sake you

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Hahahaha grumpy you ADDICT

It's never going to go away this is it

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm howling

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

ever has a Chinese custard tart?

They are THE best, especially if still warm.

never used a spoon though, as like a vagina, you just have in your hand and you munch away at it.

AND my name aint Gary

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Custard Tarts are finger food and should never be eaten using a spoon.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Is this your confession, Grumpy, that you are The custard tart?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"ever has a Chinese custard tart?

They are THE best, especially if still warm.

never used a spoon though, as like a vagina, you just have in your hand and you munch away at it.

AND my name aint Gary"

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

No I'm all in

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Is this your confession, Grumpy, that you are The custard tart?"

I've been called worse tbf

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Is this your confession, Grumpy, that you are The custard tart?

I've been called worse tbf

This thread is golden

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Is this your confession, Grumpy, that you are The custard tart?

I've been called worse tbf

This thread is golden

As Golden as a shower ffs

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Is this your confession, Grumpy, that you are The custard tart?

I've been called worse tbf

This thread is golden

As Golden as a shower ffs

If you do that with your custard then that's your business

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Is this your confession, Grumpy, that you are The custard tart?

I've been called worse tbf

This thread is golden

As Golden as a shower ffs

If you do that with your custard then that's your business

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this your confession, Grumpy, that you are The custard tart?

I've been called worse tbf

This thread is golden

As Golden as a shower ffs

If you do that with your custard then that's your business

Probably smell better

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Is this your confession, Grumpy, that you are The custard tart?

I've been called worse tbf

This thread is golden

As Golden as a shower ffs

If you do that with your custard then that's your business

Probably smell better

Wrong Un

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

A lovely lady sent me a video last week of her eating a vanilla slice while looking straight into the camera. It was a lot more sensual than I’ve just made it sound. Definitely some double entendre going on while she wrapped her luscious lips around it.

Just thought I’d share.

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

"Be honest!!

Does anyone eat them with a Spoon ?? "

Nope but I try and eat all the lovely set custard and only eat the pastry if it's beautiful and crisp not soggy as a lot of shop bought ones are.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"A lovely lady sent me a video last week of her eating a vanilla slice while looking straight into the camera. It was a lot more sensual than I’ve just made it sound. Definitely some double entendre going on while she wrapped her luscious lips around it.

Just thought I’d share."

Grumpy, you need to do this

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By *otwifeHusbandCouple
over a year ago

Dorset

"Are we talking about tarts or slices?

Slices are just like a logistical nightmare, who ever thought them up????

(or is this a more sinister fab code thing for some kinky sex act....?) "

Well If like most things approach from a different angle. I.e Bite on its side. Then you can get it all with out wasting any. lol

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Grumpy, you need to do this"

I dunno, I imagine Grumpy as more of a ‘dribbling warm custard like it’s candlewax’ kind of guy.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Just thought I’d share.

Grumpy, you need to do this"

Just when I think it's over ffs

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Grumpy, you need to do this

I dunno, I imagine Grumpy as more of a ‘dribbling warm custard like it’s candlewax’ kind of guy."

Not Custard though

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over a year ago

"Grumpy, you need to do this

I dunno, I imagine Grumpy as more of a ‘dribbling warm custard like it’s candlewax’ kind of guy."

Phwoooaaaaar

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Grumpy, you need to do this

I dunno, I imagine Grumpy as more of a ‘dribbling warm custard like it’s candlewax’ kind of guy."

Bow chicka wow wow

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Fucks sake

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Fucks sake

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Grumpy, you need to do this

I dunno, I imagine Grumpy as more of a ‘dribbling warm custard like it’s candlewax’ kind of guy."

Honest to goodness... that made me heave a little.

No offense Moose

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Grumpy, you need to do this

I dunno, I imagine Grumpy as more of a ‘dribbling warm custard like it’s candlewax’ kind of guy.

Honest to goodness... that made me heave a little.

No offense Moose

I didn't say it

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By *amesBeelzebubMan
over a year ago

norwich

I eat them like I eat most tarts

I lick them out

Then nibble them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just thought I’d share."

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By *adbod2godbodMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Don't eat them at all.....but a Portuguese tart ....now that's a different story

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

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"Don't eat them at all.....but a Portuguese tart ....now that's a different story "

... isn't that technically still custard with pastry

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Just thought I’d share."

I was thinking the other day when custard slices came up on another thread that I love them, but no one would ever want to see me eat one!

She's got some balls sending that as a vid!

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By *ameasyou1234Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Nope, a spoon? never!! - I nibble the pastry away - the sides and the bottom, then I stuff the custard in my mouth all at once. Love it!!!!

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Grumpy's newest video: naked apart from a hat obscuring his face, dancing to "You Can Leave Your Hat On" while licking and nibbling a custard tart.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Grumpy's newest video: naked apart from a hat obscuring his face, dancing to "You Can Leave Your Hat On" while licking and nibbling a custard tart."

You wish

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Thats really a video no one needs to see.......

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Thats really a video no one needs to see.......

Tbf I agree

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Grumpy's newest video: naked apart from a hat obscuring his face, dancing to "You Can Leave Your Hat On" while licking and nibbling a custard tart.

You wish

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"Thats really a video no one needs to see.......

Tbf I agree

Exactly, so please don't.....watching you fall over things on a night out is better entertainment

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By *adbod2godbodMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Don't eat them at all.....but a Portuguese tart ....now that's a different story

... isn't that technically still custard with pastry

It's like comparing a pork pie with a hot water pastry pork pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grumpy's newest video: naked apart from a hat obscuring his face, dancing to "You Can Leave Your Hat On" while licking and nibbling a custard tart."

Ooh yes! With backing dancers!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Thats really a video no one needs to see.......

Tbf I agree

Exactly, so please don't.....watching you fall over things on a night out is better entertainment "

I think the last 3 socials I've stayed on my feet so ner ner

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"Thats really a video no one needs to see.......

Tbf I agree

Exactly, so please don't.....watching you fall over things on a night out is better entertainment

I think the last 3 socials I've stayed on my feet so ner ner

Bloody liar

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Grumpy's newest video: naked apart from a hat obscuring his face, dancing to "You Can Leave Your Hat On" while licking and nibbling a custard tart.

Ooh yes! With backing dancers! "

Not a pretty sight trust me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One question wheres the best ?

Tesco wins for me

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Thats really a video no one needs to see.......

Tbf I agree

Exactly, so please don't.....watching you fall over things on a night out is better entertainment

I think the last 3 socials I've stayed on my feet so ner ner

Bloody liar

Slander .. I'm sueing

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"Grumpy's newest video: naked apart from a hat obscuring his face, dancing to "You Can Leave Your Hat On" while licking and nibbling a custard tart.

Ooh yes! With backing dancers! "

Have you seen the local talent where Grumpy comes from?

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"Thats really a video no one needs to see.......

Tbf I agree

Exactly, so please don't.....watching you fall over things on a night out is better entertainment

I think the last 3 socials I've stayed on my feet so ner ner

Bloody liar

Slander .. I'm sueing

You're not having my car so piss off

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Thats really a video no one needs to see.......

Tbf I agree

Exactly, so please don't.....watching you fall over things on a night out is better entertainment

I think the last 3 socials I've stayed on my feet so ner ner

Bloody liar

Slander .. I'm sueing

You're not having my car so piss off "

I just want the bum warmer seats please haha

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By *opman121Man
over a year ago

stoke on trent

Love a Manchester tart yummy

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"Thats really a video no one needs to see.......

Tbf I agree

Exactly, so please don't.....watching you fall over things on a night out is better entertainment

I think the last 3 socials I've stayed on my feet so ner ner

Bloody liar

Slander .. I'm sueing

You're not having my car so piss off

I just want the bum warmer seats please haha "

Never sit on my car seats without your pants on, I'm warning you now!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Thats really a video no one needs to see.......

Tbf I agree

Exactly, so please don't.....watching you fall over things on a night out is better entertainment

I think the last 3 socials I've stayed on my feet so ner ner

Bloody liar

Slander .. I'm sueing

You're not having my car so piss off

I just want the bum warmer seats please haha

Never sit on my car seats without your pants on, I'm warning you now! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grumpy's newest video: naked apart from a hat obscuring his face, dancing to "You Can Leave Your Hat On" while licking and nibbling a custard tart.

Ooh yes! With backing dancers!

Have you seen the local talent where Grumpy comes from?

Nothing a few feather boas can’t fix

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Grumpy's newest video: naked apart from a hat obscuring his face, dancing to "You Can Leave Your Hat On" while licking and nibbling a custard tart.

Ooh yes! With backing dancers!

Have you seen the local talent where Grumpy comes from?

Nothing a few feather boas can’t fix

I prefer Fluffy Chicken btw haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a chance! C eats all the pastry and leaves the filling when it comes to tarts.. monster!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Not a chance! C eats all the pastry and leaves the filling when it comes to tarts.. monster!!

That is disturbing haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be honest!!

Does anyone eat them with a Spoon ??

I lick them out

Is there any other way?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Grumpy's newest video: naked apart from a hat obscuring his face, dancing to "You Can Leave Your Hat On" while licking and nibbling a custard tart.

Ooh yes! With backing dancers!

Have you seen the local talent where Grumpy comes from?

Nothing a few feather boas can’t fix

I prefer Fluffy Chicken btw haha

I'm sure we can arrange something...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grumpy's newest video: naked apart from a hat obscuring his face, dancing to "You Can Leave Your Hat On" while licking and nibbling a custard tart.

Ooh yes! With backing dancers!

Have you seen the local talent where Grumpy comes from?

Nothing a few feather boas can’t fix

I prefer Fluffy Chicken btw haha

I'm sure we can arrange something..."

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Grumpy's newest video: naked apart from a hat obscuring his face, dancing to "You Can Leave Your Hat On" while licking and nibbling a custard tart.

Ooh yes! With backing dancers!

Have you seen the local talent where Grumpy comes from?

Nothing a few feather boas can’t fix

I prefer Fluffy Chicken btw haha

I'm sure we can arrange something..."

Oh god is this still going

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Grumpy's newest video: naked apart from a hat obscuring his face, dancing to "You Can Leave Your Hat On" while licking and nibbling a custard tart.

Ooh yes! With backing dancers!

Have you seen the local talent where Grumpy comes from?

Nothing a few feather boas can’t fix

I prefer Fluffy Chicken btw haha

I'm sure we can arrange something...

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Grumpy's newest video: naked apart from a hat obscuring his face, dancing to "You Can Leave Your Hat On" while licking and nibbling a custard tart.

Ooh yes! With backing dancers!

Have you seen the local talent where Grumpy comes from?

Nothing a few feather boas can’t fix

I prefer Fluffy Chicken btw haha

I'm sure we can arrange something...

Oh god is this still going

https://youtu.be/hfgwrdYUQ2A

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Grumpy's newest video: naked apart from a hat obscuring his face, dancing to "You Can Leave Your Hat On" while licking and nibbling a custard tart.

Ooh yes! With backing dancers!

Have you seen the local talent where Grumpy comes from?

Nothing a few feather boas can’t fix

I prefer Fluffy Chicken btw haha

I'm sure we can arrange something...

Oh god is this still going

https://youtu.be/hfgwrdYUQ2A"

Haha good song

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Grumpy's newest video: naked apart from a hat obscuring his face, dancing to "You Can Leave Your Hat On" while licking and nibbling a custard tart.

Ooh yes! With backing dancers!

Have you seen the local talent where Grumpy comes from?

Nothing a few feather boas can’t fix

I prefer Fluffy Chicken btw haha

I'm sure we can arrange something...

Oh god is this still going

https://youtu.be/hfgwrdYUQ2A

Haha good song

Get dancing

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

"Be honest!!

Does anyone eat them with a Spoon ?? "

Nope. Knife and fork. At a pinch, a spork.

But just a spoon ? Never. And never with hands either...gross.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr is to custard tarts what Cookie Monster is to cookies… and no, never with a spoon.

He opens his mouth and sticks the thing in all at once

Mrs

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

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"Be honest!!

Does anyone eat them with a Spoon ?? "

Not sure they are as good as custard though

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

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A fork

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

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I still want this video

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be honest!!

Does anyone eat them with a Spoon ?? "

I’ve thought long hard about the question …..

If it was one of those small bite size ones that come in a foil case, no, it’s getting taken down probably in one.

If tax slightly bigger, but can still hold in my hand, I’ll still try and eat it without a fork/spoon.

But if it’s a slice from a larger custard tart that had to be plated up, I’d have to eat it from a fork.

I love custard Tarts, ……. Is there a place called Custard?

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

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Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d probably fork them

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