FabSwingers.com forum: Best worst first liner

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mine is

Hello is it meat you’re looking for ??

I’m sure woman have many to share would love to hear some from the guys on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Face pic and location...if you’re lucky I’ll fuck you”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi there, beautiful picture. It's made my day to look at it. Would you like my massive cock? I would make your hole weak once I'm done pounding"

It didn't get a reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Hi there, beautiful picture. It's made my day to look at it. Would you like my massive cock? I would make your hole weak once I'm done pounding"

It didn't get a reply"

That’s grim lol !

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

ASL??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"“Face pic and location...if you’re lucky I’ll fuck you”

Who said romance was dead !! Brilliant !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had a million this week...delete lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Hi there, beautiful picture. It's made my day to look at it. Would you like my massive cock? I would make your hole weak once I'm done pounding"

It didn't get a reply"

How on earth did you resist ?!?! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ASL??"

ASL??

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

In a night club ..

It's 10 minutes to closing .. you'll do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve had a million this week...delete lol "

Mine do but I’m trying to see the funny side for the sake of my sanity lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In a night club ..

It's 10 minutes to closing .. you'll do"

Nooooooooo !!!!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"ASL??

ASL?? "

It's from older chat rooms on other platforms .. many will remember I'm sure ... it used to be almost standard opening line

Means Age Sex Location

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By *ickeyandmouseCouple
over a year ago

nr Alicante

"ASL??

ASL?? "

Age, Sex, Location

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I've done my homework ,mum...

Delete.

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By *ickeyandmouseCouple
over a year ago

nr Alicante

"ASL??

ASL??

It's from older chat rooms on other platforms .. many will remember I'm sure ... it used to be almost standard opening line

Means Age Sex Location"

Oops you bet me to it !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ASL??

ASL??

It's from older chat rooms on other platforms .. many will remember I'm sure ... it used to be almost standard opening line

Means Age Sex Location"

Can’t rven be bothered to type it out haha sure that approach was a winner

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

These are paraphrased.

"Do you have a face?"

"123 Example St M1 2AB, 867 5309, come now" (that's probably a real postcode, I just went Manchester then ascending numbers and letters)

"I'm going to ch*ke you and tear your arse open"

"All the women on this site are racist because they won't meet me" (this was a first message!)

Marriage proposal/ being told I'm his now

"You're taking me to a club tonight, your treat, to make up for the unfair entry charges"

"You're far too good for this place"

"I'm going to rip off that stupid dress"

And much much more.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ASL??

ASL??

It's from older chat rooms on other platforms .. many will remember I'm sure ... it used to be almost standard opening line

Means Age Sex Location

Oops you bet me to it !"

Thanks ladies every day a school day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've done my homework ,mum...

Delete."

Yeah I delete them too

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"ASL??

ASL??

It's from older chat rooms on other platforms .. many will remember I'm sure ... it used to be almost standard opening line

Means Age Sex Location

Can’t rven be bothered to type it out haha sure that approach was a winner "

I still think of it as a standard acronym! Although not for here. It's on my profile?

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

**prior to filters being set**

I know your profile says you are straight, but could you come and shit on my table and watch me eat it in front of my bf? (From a gay male)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've done my homework ,mum...

Delete."

Ewwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"**prior to filters being set**

I know your profile says you are straight, but could you come and shit on my table and watch me eat it in front of my bf? (From a gay male)"

Wtf??!! Ok I thought I was getting some corkers but you by far win that one

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"ASL??

ASL??

It's from older chat rooms on other platforms .. many will remember I'm sure ... it used to be almost standard opening line

Means Age Sex Location

Can’t rven be bothered to type it out haha sure that approach was a winner "

It pretty much became standard as everyone pretty much used it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This takes me back to my bartender days!

Best one I heard some student say to a girl was.

“My dick is that impressive the moment you see it your clothes will instantly just fall off your body in anticipation”

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"**prior to filters being set**

I know your profile says you are straight, but could you come and shit on my table and watch me eat it in front of my bf? (From a gay male)

Wtf??!! Ok I thought I was getting some corkers but you by far win that one "

I get human toilet messages, although fortunately not frequently. They're usually graphic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"**prior to filters being set**

I know your profile says you are straight, but could you come and shit on my table and watch me eat it in front of my bf? (From a gay male)"

Wtf ???

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Of course a personal favourite

Are they real?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Ooh, I know you Anna*. You're in so much trouble when I tell everyone what you're up to!

* or any other name beginning with A.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Of course a personal favourite

Are they real?"

Haha.

Reminds me.

I'm losing faith in this site, everyone here is fake! Prove me wrong!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Hi there, beautiful picture. It's made my day to look at it. Would you like my massive cock? I would make your hole weak once I'm done pounding"

It didn't get a reply

How on earth did you resist ?!?! Lol"

It took me many, many...microseconds to decide that

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"This takes me back to my bartender days!

Best one I heard some student say to a girl was.

“My dick is that impressive the moment you see it your clothes will instantly just fall off your body in anticipation”

I sometimes get messages telling me that I'll flood the room with squirt at the mere sight of his magnificent organ

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"This takes me back to my bartender days!

Best one I heard some student say to a girl was.

“My dick is that impressive the moment you see it your clothes will instantly just fall off your body in anticipation”

I sometimes get messages telling me that I'll flood the room with squirt at the mere sight of his magnificent organ

Hammond?

Yamaha?

A pipe, or synthesiser?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"This takes me back to my bartender days!

Best one I heard some student say to a girl was.

“My dick is that impressive the moment you see it your clothes will instantly just fall off your body in anticipation”

I sometimes get messages telling me that I'll flood the room with squirt at the mere sight of his magnificent organ

Hammond?

Yamaha?

A pipe, or synthesiser?"

They usually say cock, but I decided to try to inject a bit of class. Probably futile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m so glad I asked this stuff is better than day time tv

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

How about

Do you like fruit, 'cos me cock's a peach

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How about

Do you like fruit, 'cos me cock's a peach "

Should have replied “ what fury”

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

You're going to go into the changing room at Tesco and try something on. I'll follow you and rough you up good. Then you'll walk through dripping my cum so everyone will know what a dirty slut you are.

I cannot imagine why I blocked him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my chat up line never seems to work

"Will you be my bitch?".

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Hi’ - What the hell is that?!!?

I at least expect a more colloquially substantial ‘Salutations my good man.’ or else, ‘Good morning my good fellow’ or possibly even a, ‘How art thou on this verily fine day good sir?’

I mean really!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"‘Hi’ - What the hell is that?!!?

I at least expect a more colloquially substantial ‘Salutations my good man.’ or else, ‘Good morning my good fellow’ or possibly even a, ‘How art thou on this verily fine day good sir?’

I mean really!

It's better than an X plus five cock shots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Call me Moses, Because if I can part the Red Sea then those legs won’t be a problem”!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You're going to go into the changing room at Tesco and try something on. I'll follow you and rough you up good. Then you'll walk through dripping my cum so everyone will know what a dirty slut you are.

I cannot imagine why I blocked him. "

My immediate thought on that is Tesco??? You’ve had some belters you must have a great sense of humour thick skin or andrink problem lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"my chat up line never seems to work

"Will you be my bitch?".

Funny that maybe be assertive !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"‘Hi’ - What the hell is that?!!?

I at least expect a more colloquially substantial ‘Salutations my good man.’ or else, ‘Good morning my good fellow’ or possibly even a, ‘How art thou on this verily fine day good sir?’

I mean really!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I cannot imagine why I blocked him.

My immediate thought on that is Tesco??? You’ve had some belters you must have a great sense of humour thick skin or andrink problem lol "

First two, fortunately! I try not to think too hard about the fact that these people are allegedly fully functioning adults.

My FWB suggests that I should ask to speak to the person who ties their shoelaces for them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Face pic and location...if you’re lucky I’ll fuck you”

Who said romance was dead !! Brilliant !! "

I didn’t reply...thinking about it I should’ve sent her a picture of my balls and told her to suck them.

I dropped the ball on that one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I cannot imagine why I blocked him.

My immediate thought on that is Tesco??? You’ve had some belters you must have a great sense of humour thick skin or andrink problem lol

First two, fortunately! I try not to think too hard about the fact that these people are allegedly fully functioning adults.

My FWB suggests that I should ask to speak to the person who ties their shoelaces for them. "

Haha it’s no doubt a Velcro only kind of home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cannot imagine why I blocked him.

My immediate thought on that is Tesco??? You’ve had some belters you must have a great sense of humour thick skin or andrink problem lol

First two, fortunately! I try not to think too hard about the fact that these people are allegedly fully functioning adults.

My FWB suggests that I should ask to speak to the person who ties their shoelaces for them.

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. OH I love that "who ties your shoelaces" comment.

I'm going to use that next time I ring the electric board or similar(Please put me on to the person who ties your shoelaces...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ASL??

ASL?? "

I remember that. That was the conversation starter in chatrooms ...

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

I cannot imagine why I blocked him.

My immediate thought on that is Tesco??? You’ve had some belters you must have a great sense of humour thick skin or andrink problem lol

First two, fortunately! I try not to think too hard about the fact that these people are allegedly fully functioning adults.

My FWB suggests that I should ask to speak to the person who ties their shoelaces for them.

. OH I love that "who ties your shoelaces" comment.

I'm going to use that next time I ring the electric board or similar(Please put me on to the person who ties your shoelaces...)

I usually ask energy supplier help lines if they know what charlatan means

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