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"Have a (lady) wank. "Orgasm blush?  | |||
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"Had a whole weekend doing nothing with the lurgy and I need entertainment!! What could you do to amuse me - what's your party trick? Do a little dance? (Make a little love, get down tonight, uh, uh, get down tonight.....) Oh I need help...... "I am sure plenty can help you out on here ... I am being socially inactive in real life today  | |||
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"Had a whole weekend doing nothing with the lurgy and I need entertainment!! What could you do to amuse me - what's your party trick? Do a little dance? (Make a little love, get down tonight, uh, uh, get down tonight.....) Oh I need help...... "Why don't I pop my mankini on come round your place and you can find somewhere to pop a couple of £10 in it for  | |||
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"I know every holiday song dance routine beginning to end. I can also curl my tongue into a w shape. That’s it. All my talent right there. " I don't know any of them - I've led a sheltered life lol! | |||
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Orgasm blush? "I'm afraid that only fills a matter of seconds lol, I have HOURS!! | |||
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"Had a whole weekend doing nothing with the lurgy and I need entertainment!! What could you do to amuse me - what's your party trick? Do a little dance? (Make a little love, get down tonight, uh, uh, get down tonight.....) Oh I need help......
I am sure plenty can help you out on here ... I am being socially inactive in real life today "Yeah me too, apologies to all those who have messaged me lately.... | |||
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"Had a whole weekend doing nothing with the lurgy and I need entertainment!! What could you do to amuse me - what's your party trick? Do a little dance? (Make a little love, get down tonight, uh, uh, get down tonight.....) Oh I need help......
Why don't I pop my mankini on come round your place and you can find somewhere to pop a couple of £10 in it for "monoply money lol ?  | |||
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"Had a whole weekend doing nothing with the lurgy and I need entertainment!! What could you do to amuse me - what's your party trick? Do a little dance? (Make a little love, get down tonight, uh, uh, get down tonight.....) Oh I need help......
Why don't I pop my mankini on come round your place and you can find somewhere to pop a couple of £10 in it for "Ooh will you dance for me - what to??  | |||
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"Had a whole weekend doing nothing with the lurgy and I need entertainment!! What could you do to amuse me - what's your party trick? Do a little dance? (Make a little love, get down tonight, uh, uh, get down tonight.....) Oh I need help......
Why don't I pop my mankini on come round your place and you can find somewhere to pop a couple of £10 in it for
Ooh will you dance for me - what to?? "Anything you like, I have dance moves for all | |||
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"I have very flexible arms and can bend myself in very unusual ways so i would probably show you that and have you be mesmerised by it " Ooh scary bendy man dance!!  | |||
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"Had a whole weekend doing nothing with the lurgy and I need entertainment!! What could you do to amuse me - what's your party trick? Do a little dance? (Make a little love, get down tonight, uh, uh, get down tonight.....) Oh I need help......
I am sure plenty can help you out on here ... I am being socially inactive in real life today
Yeah me too, apologies to all those who have messaged me lately.... "I was nt one that has messaged you but in all the years I have been on fab along comes a lady that wants to spend hours rather than minutes .. I thought this place was only for the 'wham bham thank you Ma'am types' lol ... pleasantly surprised | |||
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"Had a whole weekend doing nothing with the lurgy and I need entertainment!! What could you do to amuse me - what's your party trick? Do a little dance? (Make a little love, get down tonight, uh, uh, get down tonight.....) Oh I need help......
I am sure plenty can help you out on here ... I am being socially inactive in real life today
Yeah me too, apologies to all those who have messaged me lately....
I was nt one that has messaged you but in all the years I have been on fab along comes a lady that wants to spend hours rather than minutes .. I thought this place was only for the 'wham bham thank you Ma'am types' lol ... pleasantly surprised "I'm surprised, I suspect most women on fab want to spend hours - I certainly always have!! | |||
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"You can help me mend my fence if you want, I’ll supply tea and ginger nuts. " I'm quite good at fencing, but I'm sick and poorly, so would have to sit dunking ginger nuts while you do all the work!  | |||
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"You can help me mend my fence if you want, I’ll supply tea and ginger nuts. I'm quite good at fencing, but I'm sick and poorly, so would have to sit dunking ginger nuts while you do all the work! "Fantastic pics btw especially the second one with those awesome shoes | |||
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"You can help me mend my fence if you want, I’ll supply tea and ginger nuts. I'm quite good at fencing, but I'm sick and poorly, so would have to sit dunking ginger nuts while you do all the work!
Fantastic pics btw especially the second one with those awesome shoes "Ah the retro pink ponies - they are a little bonkers!! Thank you! | |||
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"Ring a friend for a catch up?" I'm feeling so anti-social right now it's ridiculous - mind you talking to the gardener for 5 mins brought on a coughing fit so I think I'd better stick to my keyboard!! But a whole weekend with no sex, no gig and no dancing is REALLY not on!!! 
Mind you, I've been plotting my summer festival calendar to console myself.....  | |||
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"I found my karaoke machine today. What do you want to sing? " Ooh sing me something soothing please....an Eva Cassidy track maybe? | |||
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"Stream a movie and popcorn" I can't get my tech working well enough to stream anything..... | |||
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"Ring a friend for a catch up? I'm feeling so anti-social right now it's ridiculous - mind you talking to the gardener for 5 mins brought on a coughing fit so I think I'd better stick to my keyboard!! But a whole weekend with no sex, no gig and no dancing is REALLY not on!!!
Mind you, I've been plotting my summer festival calendar to console myself..... "Which festivals. ? | |||
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"Ring a friend for a catch up? I'm feeling so anti-social right now it's ridiculous - mind you talking to the gardener for 5 mins brought on a coughing fit so I think I'd better stick to my keyboard!! But a whole weekend with no sex, no gig and no dancing is REALLY not on!!!
Mind you, I've been plotting my summer festival calendar to console myself.....
Which festivals. ?"Loads - being paid to go to Glastonbury for the first time for starters, really looking forward to the Cure and the Killers, and Bob Dylan and Neil Young at Hyde Park this year too - good to see them before the croak lol! | |||
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