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By *an_Lexa OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

So I’m sat in the infirmary because I poked myself in the eye with a big stick. So many other things I can think of to do on a Sunday afternoon

What would be your choice of things to do on a Sunday rather than poke yourself in the eye with a big stick?

Lex

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Spa day with a hot tub and a massage sound good to me just now.

V x

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Hope the eye is OK!

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch! Hope you are ok!

Sundays for me were invented for Netflix and Duvets. Been in Afib since last night so feeling absolute crap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spa day with a hot tub and a massage sound good to me just now.

V x "

Riding up to Central Scotland on my bike would be good after seeing your pics Vanessa

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By *an_Lexa OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Anaesthetic drops in right now so much better at the moment thanks. To be fair, hospital waiting rooms are amusing, including the woman who has been FaceTiming her husband!!!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Poke myself in the vagina with a big penis

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By *an_Lexa OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"Poke myself in the vagina with a big penis "

Way better option. In fact moderate sized would do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything other than poking myself in the eye with a big stick. Been there.. worst pain EVER! I'd rather be kicked in the balls if I'm honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poke myself in the eye with a small stick

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By *an_Lexa OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"Spa day with a hot tub and a massage sound good to me just now.

V x "

I’ve not had a spa for about 6months. Well overdue one I think. It might just help me recover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve managed to stay in bed all day, it’s a win and nothing like a waiting room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat on a beach in the Caribbean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Poke myself in the eye with a small stick "

That could be worse, OPs may be big, but quite blunt. A smaller one may be sharp and get lodged *I'm imagining it moving with your eyeball as you look around (I feel sick)*

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By *an_Lexa OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"Anything other than poking myself in the eye with a big stick. Been there.. worst pain EVER! I'd rather be kicked in the balls if I'm honest."

I know. I’m shit with eyes, I cut my other eye once and then had that awful puffy air thing done. The flappy bits of eye were flapping like no ones business, that hurt like FUCK!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything other than poking myself in the eye with a big stick. Been there.. worst pain EVER! I'd rather be kicked in the balls if I'm honest.

I know. I’m shit with eyes, I cut my other eye once and then had that awful puffy air thing done. The flappy bits of eye were flapping like no ones business, that hurt like FUCK!!"

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Poke myself in the vagina with a big penis

Way better option. In fact moderate sized would do "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I’m sat in the infirmary because I poked myself in the eye with a big stick. So many other things I can think of to do on a Sunday afternoon

What would be your choice of things to do on a Sunday rather than poke yourself in the eye with a big stick?

Lex "

Ouch, I know how that feels after injuring my eye last October.

I hope your eye is ok.

I’ve taken my car on a nice drive, stopped over the forest and had a nice walk.

Out in the garden enjoying the sun now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just woke up from a snooooooooze after a very satisfying session with my big toys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just woke up from a snooooooooze after a very satisfying session with my big toys "

What would I like to on a sunday...you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just woke up from a snooooooooze after a very satisfying session with my big toys "

Thread stealing if ever I've seen it

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By *an_Lexa OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"So I’m sat in the infirmary because I poked myself in the eye with a big stick. So many other things I can think of to do on a Sunday afternoon

What would be your choice of things to do on a Sunday rather than poke yourself in the eye with a big stick?

Lex

Ouch, I know how that feels after injuring my eye last October.

I hope your eye is ok.

I’ve taken my car on a nice drive, stopped over the forest and had a nice walk.

Out in the garden enjoying the sun now.

"

Hmm I’m steering clear of forests and big sticks

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By *an_Lexa OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"Just woke up from a snooooooooze after a very satisfying session with my big toys "

Big boys, big toys

Fuck all way better than big sticks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just woke up from a snooooooooze after a very satisfying session with my big toys

Big boys, big toys

Fuck all way better than big sticks"

I feel for you OP

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I’m on total bed rest after 36 hours in hospital - I thought I would enjoy it but because it’s forced i’m hating it!! I’ve spent the day looking at holidays we’ll probably never have

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

Is that a saying in the UK, its a saying here so I assume in uk too "better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to poke you with my stick OP

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I'm sat in a beer garden with a coffee contemplating cleaning my house when I get home...

Pass me that stick please OP?

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By *an_Lexa OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"I'd like to poke you with my stick OP "

Is it a big stick?

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By *an_Lexa OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"I'm sat in a beer garden with a coffee contemplating cleaning my house when I get home...

Pass me that stick please OP? "

The dilemma is real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to poke you with my stick OP

Is it a big stick? "

above average

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By *ream3.14159Man
over a year ago

Here & there


"Poke myself in the vagina with a big penis "

you cured my leprosy with this comment

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland


"Spa day with a hot tub and a massage sound good to me just now.

V x

I’ve not had a spa for about 6months. Well overdue one I think. It might just help me recover "

Some muted lighting and a cool eye mask would help

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spa day sounds great. Get in the swing of things

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Big hugs Lex

I poked myself in the eye with something sharp & pointy last year, ended up wearing an eye patch for about a month.

Apparantly a lot of folk found it quite sexy though

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By *an_Lexa OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"Big hugs Lex

I poked myself in the eye with something sharp & pointy last year, ended up wearing an eye patch for about a month.

Apparantly a lot of folk found it quite sexy though

"

Hah I’ll sit here and practice my best pirate speak. Anything to pass the time. I’m slowly losing the will to live

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