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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Who here on fab and the forums would get your vote?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who here on fab and the forums would get your vote?"

Can I vote for myself? I'm too much of a control freak to let anyone else be in charge

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Who here on fab and the forums would get your vote?

Can I vote for myself? I'm too much of a control freak to let anyone else be in charge

You can throw your hay into the ring to stand

Just to note ... were don't want anyone too cringey though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who here on fab and the forums would get your vote?

Can I vote for myself? I'm too much of a control freak to let anyone else be in charge

Oh I’m the same but I also hate responsibility. I’m the worst at work, freak out and need to be in control but hate being ‘actually’ in charge

I’ll vote for ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who here on fab and the forums would get your vote?

Can I vote for myself? I'm too much of a control freak to let anyone else be in charge

You can throw your hay into the ring to stand

Just to note ... were don't want anyone too cringey though

Awk can’t be her then

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Can't be me ... don't seem to be able to type properly ... let alone lead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who here on fab and the forums would get your vote?

Can I vote for myself? I'm too much of a control freak to let anyone else be in charge

You can throw your hay into the ring to stand

Just to note ... were don't want anyone too cringey though

Awesome... consider my hat thrown!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who here on fab and the forums would get your vote?

Can I vote for myself? I'm too much of a control freak to let anyone else be in charge

Oh I’m the same but I also hate responsibility. I’m the worst at work, freak out and need to be in control but hate being ‘actually’ in charge

I’ll vote for ya"

Fanks

I took a really good delegation course, it's been a godsend lol x

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Who here on fab and the forums would get your vote?

Can I vote for myself? I'm too much of a control freak to let anyone else be in charge

Oh I’m the same but I also hate responsibility. I’m the worst at work, freak out and need to be in control but hate being ‘actually’ in charge

I’ll vote for ya

Fanks

I took a really good delegation course, it's been a godsend lol x"

You didn't send someone else in your place then?

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

I would throw my hat in the ring for voting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who here on fab and the forums would get your vote?

Can I vote for myself? I'm too much of a control freak to let anyone else be in charge

Oh I’m the same but I also hate responsibility. I’m the worst at work, freak out and need to be in control but hate being ‘actually’ in charge

I’ll vote for ya

Fanks

I took a really good delegation course, it's been a godsend lol x

You didn't send someone else in your place then?

Fuck no! I wanted to see my name written on the certificate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would throw my hat in the ring for voting "

Grrrr...... competition

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Declare your manifestos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn’t organise a p..s up in a brewery...is that cringey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who here on fab and the forums would get your vote?

Can I vote for myself? I'm too much of a control freak to let anyone else be in charge

Yeah you have my vote.

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By *ommando4Man
over a year ago

South Co. Dublin

Borris' Johnston gets my vote...

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I couldn’t organise a p..s up in a brewery...is that cringey

Can you quote Shakespeare though, that seems important

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

I would make it so guys cannot send dick pics on the first message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I couldn’t organise a p..s up in a brewery...is that cringey

Can you quote Shakespeare though, that seems important

Ummmmm who is this “Shakespeare” you all talk of? He could maybe be the one as all that glitters is not gold....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None. There’s far to many on here that think they rule the roost as it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 24/03/19 15:19:06]"

My Manifesto

Small steps for humankind, one giant leap towards Utopia.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"None. There’s far to many on here that think they rule the roost as it is."

Hush Minion

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I couldn’t organise a p..s up in a brewery...is that cringey

Can you quote Shakespeare though, that seems important

Ummmmm who is this “Shakespeare” you all talk of? He could maybe be the one as all that glitters is not gold....

Glisters?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If Forums be the food of love, type on, give me excess of it.

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"If Forums be the food of love, type on, give me excess of it."

But hark, what light from yonder post breaks, it is the east and Khan is the sun

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over a year ago

"If Forums be the food of love, type on, give me excess of it.

But hark, what light from yonder post breaks, it is the east and Khan is the sun"

Red-monkey, Red-monkey where for art thou Red-monkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘All Fab‘s a stage, and all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and their entrances; And one man in his time plays many parts.’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" ‘All Fab‘s a stage, and all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and their entrances; And one man in his time plays many parts.’"

Ain't that the truth. Buxom and Genghis should form a coalition government 50 50 split. Anyway....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" ‘All Fab‘s a stage, and all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and their entrances; And one man in his time plays many parts.’

Ain't that the truth. Buxom and Genghis should form a coalition government 50 50 split. Anyway...."

I'm happy to form a coalition.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

VOTE MAMBA!!!!!!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"VOTE MAMBA!!!!!! "

Who?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The newbie dude who's been making friends today...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The newbie dude who's been making friends today... "

Bitch just called me a pedo, I might complain

lololololol

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"VOTE MAMBA!!!!!! "

I did wonder how long this would take...

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Should I be upset that this thread doesn't seem to be as popular as those posted by a certain other member?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" ‘All Fab‘s a stage, and all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and their entrances; And one man in his time plays many parts.’

Ain't that the truth. Buxom and Genghis should form a coalition government 50 50 split. Anyway....

I'm happy to form a coalition."

Fuck the coalition ..... it's all or nothing!!!! Fight!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I couldn’t organise a p..s up in a brewery...is that cringey

Can you quote Shakespeare though, that seems important

Ummmmm who is this “Shakespeare” you all talk of? He could maybe be the one as all that glitters is not gold....

You know him as Shakespeare, but his friends refer to him as Billy Waggledagger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who here on fab and the forums would get your vote?

Can I vote for myself? I'm too much of a control freak to let anyone else be in charge

Yeah you have my vote.

Boom! I'll pay you later

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By *andCforfunCouple
over a year ago

Inverness

I would like to run, free donuts for everyone and tea

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I would like to run, free donuts for everyone and tea "

And popcorn

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Who here on fab and the forums would get your vote?

Can I vote for myself? I'm too much of a control freak to let anyone else be in charge

Yeah you have my vote.

Boom! I'll pay you later

Being part of the election oversight committee ... you may be flirting with the rules there ... borderline coercion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would like to run, free donuts for everyone and tea "

How the eff am I supposed to compete with that?! I love donuts

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By *andCforfunCouple
over a year ago

Inverness

"I would like to run, free donuts for everyone and tea

How the eff am I supposed to compete with that?! I love donuts "

I just know what the people of fab want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who here on fab and the forums would get your vote?

Can I vote for myself? I'm too much of a control freak to let anyone else be in charge

Yeah you have my vote.

Boom! I'll pay you later

Being part of the election oversight committee ... you may be flirting with the rules there ... borderline coercion"

Damn that autocorrect! I totally meant 'I'll pat you later'

You know, for being a good boy

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

" ‘All Fab‘s a stage, and all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and their entrances; And one man in his time plays many parts.’

Ain't that the truth. Buxom and Genghis should form a coalition government 50 50 split. Anyway....

I'm happy to form a coalition.

Fuck the coalition ..... it's all or nothing!!!! Fight!!! "

I've always fancied a (well) hung parliament

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Who here on fab and the forums would get your vote?

Can I vote for myself? I'm too much of a control freak to let anyone else be in charge

Yeah you have my vote.

Boom! I'll pay you later

Being part of the election oversight committee ... you may be flirting with the rules there ... borderline coercion

Damn that autocorrect! I totally meant 'I'll pat you later'

You know, for being a good boy

Oooo good recovery ... you really seem in prime position with your ability to bend the rules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who here on fab and the forums would get your vote?

Can I vote for myself? I'm too much of a control freak to let anyone else be in charge

Yeah you have my vote.

Boom! I'll pay you later

Being part of the election oversight committee ... you may be flirting with the rules there ... borderline coercion

Damn that autocorrect! I totally meant 'I'll pat you later'

You know, for being a good boy

Oooo good recovery ... you really seem in prime position with your ability to bend the rules"

Bend them? I'm gonna rewrite them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I couldn’t organise a p..s up in a brewery...is that cringey

Can you quote Shakespeare though, that seems important

Ummmmm who is this “Shakespeare” you all talk of? He could maybe be the one as all that glitters is not gold....

You know him as Shakespeare, but his friends refer to him as Billy Waggledagger "

Aaaaah, I know of him, he’s on here I think

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I couldn’t organise a p..s up in a brewery...is that cringey

Can you quote Shakespeare though, that seems important

Ummmmm who is this “Shakespeare” you all talk of? He could maybe be the one as all that glitters is not gold....

You know him as Shakespeare, but his friends refer to him as Billy Waggledagger

Aaaaah, I know of him, he’s on here I think

In many guises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I couldn’t organise a p..s up in a brewery...is that cringey

Can you quote Shakespeare though, that seems important

Ummmmm who is this “Shakespeare” you all talk of? He could maybe be the one as all that glitters is not gold....

You know him as Shakespeare, but his friends refer to him as Billy Waggledagger

Aaaaah, I know of him, he’s on here I think

Is he actually?! Well,

"'Tis no sin for a man to labour in his vocation."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"great men (or women) don't seek power, they have power thrust upon them" Paraphrased from Star Trek, Just something to think on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Is in secret talks with Cambridge Analytica to sabotage Buxoms Campaign*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just putting my manifesto together

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I am putting myself forward..... My manifesto is as follows......

1. From this moment on ....... all festos are Womanifestos.

2. If men message someone and are turned down 5 sisters have to shag them to stop them starting whining threads. He may not choose the sisters or refuse them.

3. If sisters message someone and are turned down then the man who turns her down will be examined medically and face a months ban.

4. All forum members must kiss ass and never be mean ... ( point 5 withstanding )

5. New Years Eve is purge night ...........

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Oh ..... and free Mars Bars.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

""great men (or women) don't seek power, they have power thrust upon them" Paraphrased from Star Trek, Just something to think on...

I get so fed up of all the thrusting that comes my way ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""great men (or women) don't seek power, they have power thrust upon them" Paraphrased from Star Trek, Just something to think on...

I get so fed up of all the thrusting that comes my way ..."

If in the run up to the election, things aren't going my way, I'm pulling out and bringing my supporters over to your side. It's scary, but I like it

Never moaning again and closing my inbox.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PMF for Emperor

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

""great men (or women) don't seek power, they have power thrust upon them" Paraphrased from Star Trek, Just something to think on...

I get so fed up of all the thrusting that comes my way ...

If in the run up to the election, things aren't going my way, I'm pulling out and bringing my supporters over to your side. It's scary, but I like it

Never moaning again and closing my inbox."

Kiss ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"PMF for Emperor

Ghengis for Khan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabio

A voice of calm and reason for any tense situation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""great men (or women) don't seek power, they have power thrust upon them" Paraphrased from Star Trek, Just something to think on...

I get so fed up of all the thrusting that comes my way ...

If in the run up to the election, things aren't going my way, I'm pulling out and bringing my supporters over to your side. It's scary, but I like it

Never moaning again and closing my inbox.

Kiss ass

It's a big IF.. I'm amaaaaayzing I'm sure to win

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"PMF for Emperor

Ghengis for Khan"

And if you don't win will we face the wrath of Khan?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"PMF for Emperor

Ghengis for Khan"

Or PMF Khan be Emperor......

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"PMF for Emperor

Is that like compressed wood for cheap wardrobes ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"PMF for Emperor

Ghengis for Khan

Or PMF Khan be Emperor......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"PMF for Emperor

Ghengis for Khan

Or PMF Khan be Emperor......

Why not, I’m sure he khan do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There can only be one Khan.

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"There can only be one Khan. "

Ghengis Khan, Imran Khan, Rashid Khan ... that's 3

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"There can only be one Khan.

Ghengis Khan, Imran Khan, Rashid Khan ... that's 3

And Imran Khan is already known in politics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There can be only one Ghengis Khan! Lord of all who dwell in felt tents).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There can only be one Khan. "

PMF Khan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I couldn’t organise a p..s up in a brewery...is that cringey

Can you quote Shakespeare though, that seems important

I once went into the library, I said"Can I take out a Shakespeare book please" She said "

"Which one"?

I said "William"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I couldn’t organise a p..s up in a brewery...is that cringey

Can you quote Shakespeare though, that seems important

I once went into the library, I said"Can I take out a Shakespeare book please" She said "

"Which one"?

I said "William""

That made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There can only be one Khan.

Ghengis Khan, Imran Khan, Rashid Khan ... that's 3

You missed out Chaka Kahn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There can be only one Ghengis Khan! Lord of all who dwell in felt tents)."

I've felt tents from time to time but a bit of relaxing music and a nice cuppa soon relieves the tension...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There can only be one Khan.

Ghengis Khan, Imran Khan, Rashid Khan ... that's 3

You missed out Chaka Kahn

Frying Khan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*The Great Khan is not impressed and is sulking*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*The Great Khan is not impressed and is sulking*"

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somebody with a cock pic avatar just give a sense of serious commitment to such a worthy role

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"*The Great Khan is not impressed and is sulking*"

Great? Or mighty? Or all conquering?

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