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What's the dumbest thing you've done to try to woo someone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mine was asking a woman what pasta goes best with a tomato based sauce while I was in the confectionary aisle in Sainsbury’s. What’s yours ?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Said I was Tame Impala, as seen on Fab.

I was knee-deep in clunge for weeks

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By *heoralexpertMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough/Helmsley NY

wtf thats a very random thing to do lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I asked a 'friend' to get a guys number, she knew him better than me at the time. She left with him that night, leaving me crying into my kebab.

Some would say I'd been stupendously dumb in not asking myself.

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

I tried to dance just the once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's so weird.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought a girl I fancied at work a happy meal when we were d*unk, and failed to put the Lego toy together. There were 5 pieces I think

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"wtf thats a very random thing to do lol "

Did you not read the title?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I decided to be brave and sexy confident and interuppted a guy who was talking by asking to kiss him.

He said no.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"I decided to be brave and sexy confident and interuppted a guy who was talking by asking to kiss him.

He said no. "

Should have added “on your cock” although that can be hit and miss in Tesco

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"I asked a 'friend' to get a guys number, she knew him better than me at the time. She left with him that night, leaving me crying into my kebab.

Some would say I'd been stupendously dumb in not asking myself. "

If you was a guy, you could have simply fucked the Kebab instead!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That's so weird..... "

Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Said I was Tame Impala, as seen on Fab.

I was knee-deep in clunge for weeks "

in his dreams!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The first time my then boyfriend stayed at mine for the weekend. I was all dressed up to go out for dinner and I came down stairs in what I approximated to be a seductive manner. I slipped an fell the last 5 steps and seriously damaged my ankle. I chipped the bone and had a bruise for a couple of months. He thought it was adorable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once sat in a chaps car waiting for him outside the pub, I was sat in the wrong car and the owner of the car got in land looked very shocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once sat in a chaps car waiting for him outside the pub, I was sat in the wrong car and the owner of the car got in land looked very shocked "

Oh that's bad

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"I once sat in a chaps car waiting for him outside the pub, I was sat in the wrong car and the owner of the car got in land looked very shocked "

Was you naked?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am quite clumsy and even more so when nervous, so probably tripped over or spilled a drink on them or something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once sat in a chaps car waiting for him outside the pub, I was sat in the wrong car and the owner of the car got in land looked very shocked

Oh that's bad "

Lol...it was very funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once sat in a chaps car waiting for him outside the pub, I was sat in the wrong car and the owner of the car got in land looked very shocked

Was you naked?"

No, Imhad some wellies on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once sat in a chaps car waiting for him outside the pub, I was sat in the wrong car and the owner of the car got in land looked very shocked

Was you naked?

No, Imhad some wellies on "

Just?

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

Sent flowers to a then girlfriend with an amazingly explicit it message only to find out her mum took delivery of them and had read the message.

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton


"I once sat in a chaps car waiting for him outside the pub, I was sat in the wrong car and the owner of the car got in land looked very shocked "

That must have been a shocker.

Once bought a birthday gift for someone and decided not to give it to her because she was being a bitch.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Said I was Tame Impala, as seen on Fab.

I was knee-deep in clunge for weeks

in his dreams!"

So sassy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many year ago I was chatting to a lass, firstly through a chat site then texting and chatting on the phone. We were both going through shitty divorces and found each other’s ‘company’ refreshing and I thought that we knew each other inside out. . ( that spark ). There was over 150 miles between us and often spoke about meeting up so one day after finishing work very early I decided to drive the 167 miles and surprise her. After over 5 hours ( first time experiencing of the m25 !! ) of nervous driving I parked up in a car park and sent a message. 3 or 4 messages later still no reply. In my wisdom I decided to go to her local and have a drink. It was just how she described it, the decor bar staff beer garden. I got chatting to one of the lads behind the bar and brought her name up, asking if she still drank in there.

Walking out about 30 seconds later gob smacked !!

She was still married and had moved away from the town around 2 years previous to us even meeting on the chat site.

Dumb probably isn’t the right word !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done some pretty stupid things with the gym guy I worked with, bought him a thermal mug cos he mentioned one week that he needed one. Then bought him a brake light cos I’d noticed his was out a few days prior, plus ended up having to help him fit it!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Many year ago I was chatting to a lass, firstly through a chat site then texting and chatting on the phone. We were both going through shitty divorces and found each other’s ‘company’ refreshing and I thought that we knew each other inside out. . ( that spark ). There was over 150 miles between us and often spoke about meeting up so one day after finishing work very early I decided to drive the 167 miles and surprise her. After over 5 hours ( first time experiencing of the m25 !! ) of nervous driving I parked up in a car park and sent a message. 3 or 4 messages later still no reply. In my wisdom I decided to go to her local and have a drink. It was just how she described it, the decor bar staff beer garden. I got chatting to one of the lads behind the bar and brought her name up, asking if she still drank in there.

Walking out about 30 seconds later gob smacked !!

She was still married and had moved away from the town around 2 years previous to us even meeting on the chat site.

Dumb probably isn’t the right word !!

"

how awful! I bet that was a lesson well learned.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

D*unk and walked up to a girl saying woo woo repeatedly

She asked wtf was I doing but the "I'm trying to woo you" punch line made her laugh and he did have a few dates after.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Rooster hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A month into seeing my Boyfriend I decided to send him some naughty pics, not full on nudes but suggestive, very much like my profile.

I didn't know he left his phone at home that day, and his Mum saw them

When I met her for the first time a month later her first words were "I feel like I know you already after seeing more than I should of"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let them my bike, didnt end well lol can laugh now like

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By *othasMan
over a year ago

wigan


"I am quite clumsy and even more so when nervous, so probably tripped over or spilled a drink on them or something."

Best time I was chatted up by a lady she deliberately knocked her drink over me at a club so she could talk to me

Stupidest thing I've ever done was marry my ex

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rooster hand."

Care to elaborate ?

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By *lfienchocMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Wrote them a poem while I was at sixth form. Think it got a laugh out of quite a few lads it was shared with at my sixth form. Mortified!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wore a sheet and hid in the corner of a room...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rooster hand."

*whispers* At the risk of seeming stupid, what does this mean?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I did a cassette of love songs with “this is how you make me feel” written on the sleeve and left it on his pillow after i’d visited him.

Makes me cringe just thinking about it!!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"I did a cassette of love songs with “this is how you make me feel” written on the sleeve and left it on his pillow after i’d visited him.

Makes me cringe just thinking about it!!

"

Don’t, it was lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rooster hand.

*whispers* At the risk of seeming stupid, what does this mean? "

I wonder why she won’t clarify ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rooster hand.

*whispers* At the risk of seeming stupid, what does this mean?

I wonder why she won’t clarify ?! "

I want to know too now

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Rooster hand.

*whispers* At the risk of seeming stupid, what does this mean?

I wonder why she won’t clarify ?!

I want to know too now "

Sorry, I hadn’t revisited the thread!

It’s when you put your hand above your head and wiggle your fingers like the rooster’s comb. It was jokingly agreed in chat ahead of meeting as the signal to say I liked someone and wanted to kiss them if nerves got the better of me, but was only the result of a jokey conversation and not meant seriously. But in the moment, I panicked and he said what, and I couldn’t get my words out so I did the rooster hand. Mortifying. But it worked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rooster hand.

*whispers* At the risk of seeming stupid, what does this mean?

I wonder why she won’t clarify ?!

I want to know too now

Sorry, I hadn’t revisited the thread!

It’s when you put your hand above your head and wiggle your fingers like the rooster’s comb. It was jokingly agreed in chat ahead of meeting as the signal to say I liked someone and wanted to kiss them if nerves got the better of me, but was only the result of a jokey conversation and not meant seriously. But in the moment, I panicked and he said what, and I couldn’t get my words out so I did the rooster hand. Mortifying. But it worked. "

Hahaha amazing! I think I love you right now

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Rooster hand.

*whispers* At the risk of seeming stupid, what does this mean?

I wonder why she won’t clarify ?!

I want to know too now

Sorry, I hadn’t revisited the thread!

It’s when you put your hand above your head and wiggle your fingers like the rooster’s comb. It was jokingly agreed in chat ahead of meeting as the signal to say I liked someone and wanted to kiss them if nerves got the better of me, but was only the result of a jokey conversation and not meant seriously. But in the moment, I panicked and he said what, and I couldn’t get my words out so I did the rooster hand. Mortifying. But it worked.

Hahaha amazing! I think I love you right now "

I only just saw this!

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