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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Saw a stunning lady last night in the local chip shop, waited and waited looked around trying no to look at her figure and by complete accident saw over her shoulder and her phone screen was on her fab messages and she had a full inbox.

I just wanted to apologise to the lady in question it was a complete accident because they were taking so long.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

If she was looking at it in the chippie queue, she's probably not that bothered about it being seen.

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By *he_forgottenMan
over a year ago

Glaschu


"Saw a stunning lady last night in the local chip shop, waited and waited looked around trying no to look at her figure and by complete accident saw over her shoulder and her phone screen was on her fab messages and she had a full inbox.

I just wanted to apologise to the lady in question it was a complete accident because they were taking so long. "

U sure it was fab and not a taxi radio app?

Hahaha jk

Wish you’ll find her soon

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By *he_forgottenMan
over a year ago

Glaschu


"If she was looking at it in the chippie queue, she's probably not that bothered about it being seen."

She might explain herself as a dildo trader.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saw a stunning lady last night in the local chip shop, waited and waited looked around trying no to look at her figure and by complete accident saw over her shoulder and her phone screen was on her fab messages and she had a full inbox.

I just wanted to apologise to the lady in question it was a complete accident because they were taking so long. "
omg this could go one of two routes I've got popcorn ready

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

What did she order? The possibilities are endless!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Saw a stunning lady last night in the local chip shop, waited and waited looked around trying no to look at her figure and by complete accident saw over her shoulder and her phone screen was on her fab messages and she had a full inbox.

I just wanted to apologise to the lady in question it was a complete accident because they were taking so long. omg this could go one of two routes I've got popcorn ready "

Sure it will be some Sunday morning entertainment I just wanted to apologise as I am sure she noticed her mistake in a busy chip shop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does a guy work there who swears he’s Elvis too?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"What did she order? The possibilities are endless!"

Sausage supper?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saw a stunning lady last night in the local chip shop, waited and waited looked around trying no to look at her figure and by complete accident saw over her shoulder and her phone screen was on her fab messages and she had a full inbox.

I just wanted to apologise to the lady in question it was a complete accident because they were taking so long. omg this could go one of two routes I've got popcorn ready

Sure it will be some Sunday morning entertainment I just wanted to apologise as I am sure she noticed her mistake in a busy chip shop."
lol yes not the most private of places

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"What did she order? The possibilities are endless!"

A Skate (s)Wing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does a guy work there who swears he’s Elvis too?"

Yes that’s the chip shop I was referring to but he wasn’t serving last night he’s only in on Fridays.

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea

I look at fab in the bingo

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By *he_forgottenMan
over a year ago

Glaschu


"I look at fab in the bingo "

Might give heart attacks to usual visitors

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"I look at fab in the bingo "

Waits for someone to make a two fat ladies joke....

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I look at fab in the bingo

Waits for someone to make a two fat ladies joke.... "
waiting for 69?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I look at fab in the bingo

Waits for someone to make a two fat ladies joke.... waiting for 69?"

Legs 11

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"I look at fab in the bingo "

...using a bingo 'fabber' instead of a dabber?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might be being a little thick here, but what exactly are you apologising for? You've done no wrong.

IF she had fab open in a public place, she ran the risk of someone seeing it, not your fault.

Of the many thousands of fab members, only a very small % use the forums, so the chances of her seeing this are minute.

If she did see it, are you not really apologising, more secretly hoping that she'll initiate contact because you think she's hot?

Sorry if I pissed on your chips. I've heard it's better than salt n vinegar anyway.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

I’d of used the who’s near option

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By *he_forgottenMan
over a year ago

Glaschu


"I’d of used the who’s near option "

If he didn’t pay for his membership

Then the nearme search will only show loads of cocks. Very very rare do I see woman on that list.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Were you hoping for a battered sausage ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might be being a little thick here, but what exactly are you apologising for? You've done no wrong.

IF she had fab open in a public place, she ran the risk of someone seeing it, not your fault.

Of the many thousands of fab members, only a very small % use the forums, so the chances of her seeing this are minute.

If she did see it, are you not really apologising, more secretly hoping that she'll initiate contact because you think she's hot?

Sorry if I pissed on your chips. I've heard it's better than salt n vinegar anyway. "

Exactly this! And tbf if I had recognised myself as the lady you describe I'd keep well away, last thing any member needs is a foghorn like announcement of times and places. I'd be questioning that person's ability to remain discreet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I might be being a little thick here, but what exactly are you apologising for? You've done no wrong.

IF she had fab open in a public place, she ran the risk of someone seeing it, not your fault.

Of the many thousands of fab members, only a very small % use the forums, so the chances of her seeing this are minute.

If she did see it, are you not really apologising, more secretly hoping that she'll initiate contact because you think she's hot?

Sorry if I pissed on your chips. I've heard it's better than salt n vinegar anyway. "

Or just doing the British thing where we feel we have to apologise for everything even when we arnt at fault don’t we all spend our day saying sorry and Thankyou, go to France some one will ram you car and not bat an eye lid

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"I’d of used the who’s near option

If he didn’t pay for his membership

Then the nearme search will only show loads of cocks. Very very rare do I see woman on that list."
still worth a try

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Saw a stunning lady last night in the local chip shop, waited and waited looked around trying no to look at her figure and by complete accident saw over her shoulder and her phone screen was on her fab messages and she had a full inbox.

I just wanted to apologise to the lady in question it was a complete accident because they were taking so long. omg this could go one of two routes I've got popcorn ready "

Bet your glad you got your popcorn out here we go PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What did she order? The possibilities are endless!

Sausage supper? "

With salt n sauce?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What did she order? The possibilities are endless!"

She sounds like a Battered Sausage kinda lady , lol . Unless she was listening a Fab audiobook ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What did she order? The possibilities are endless!

Sausage supper?

With salt n sauce?"

Mayo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I might be being a little thick here, but what exactly are you apologising for? You've done no wrong.

IF she had fab open in a public place, she ran the risk of someone seeing it, not your fault.

Of the many thousands of fab members, only a very small % use the forums, so the chances of her seeing this are minute.

If she did see it, are you not really apologising, more secretly hoping that she'll initiate contact because you think she's hot?

Sorry if I pissed on your chips. I've heard it's better than salt n vinegar anyway.

Exactly this! And tbf if I had recognised myself as the lady you describe I'd keep well away, last thing any member needs is a foghorn like announcement of times and places. I'd be questioning that person's ability to remain discreet.

"

And TBH like yourself and many women on here stunning but most certainly not my type just a simple apologiey for any embarrassment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What did she order? The possibilities are endless!

Sausage supper?

With salt n sauce?

Mayo "

Mayo!! You clatty B consider yourself barred from the chippy for a week.

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Mayo on chips is just wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I look at fab in the bingo

Waits for someone to make a two fat ladies joke.... waiting for 69?"

I’m here

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

I was in a chip pie looking at my messages

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I was in a chip pie looking at my messages "

Actually inside a chip pie ? I bet the pastry crumbs got everywhere.

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