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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Grab a stool, what's your poison?, chat some shit, take the piss, who cares? It's late and its quiet I'm hammered! Let's raise some glasses!

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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Have ya got Skol on tap

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have ya got Skol on tap "

Fucking hell it's a bar not a time machine........oh wait.......here you go my friend!! Enjoy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grab a stool, what's your poison?, chat some shit, take the piss, who cares? It's late and its quiet I'm hammered! Let's raise some glasses! "

Hey you put up a topic man nice one bit out of it myself I'll go for a shot of sambuca if ya got some been a long night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have ya got Skol on tap

Fucking hell it's a bar not a time machine........oh wait.......here you go my friend!! Enjoy! "

I'll have half a hoffmeister!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have ya got Skol on tap "

That's some proper 70's Danish piss water. funnily enough Skol is making a come back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have ya got Skol on tap

That's some proper 70's Danish piss water. funnily enough Skol is making a come back."

It's like 2.8% or something???

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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"Have ya got Skol on tap

That's some proper 70's Danish piss water. funnily enough Skol is making a come back."

was thinking of the Vikings advert for Skol in the 80s

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Grab a stool, what's your poison?, chat some shit, take the piss, who cares? It's late and its quiet I'm hammered! Let's raise some glasses!

Hey you put up a topic man nice one bit out of it myself I'll go for a shot of sambuca if ya got some been a long night"

SHOT!!SHOT!!SHOT!!! There we go man! You gotta have three, that's the rule

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They say Skol for cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have ya got Skol on tap

That's some proper 70's Danish piss water. funnily enough Skol is making a come back.was thinking of the Vikings advert for Skol in the 80s "

Wtf is skol lol I know its a retro drink

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have ya got Skol on tap

Fucking hell it's a bar not a time machine........oh wait.......here you go my friend!! Enjoy!

I'll have half a hoffmeister! "

HALF!!!!!????? Tankard of Hoff for you Shield Brother!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have ya got Skol on tap

That's some proper 70's Danish piss water. funnily enough Skol is making a come back.

It's like 2.8% or something??? "

About that yes.

Remember Top Deck? That had a 2% alcohol content.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have ya got Skol on tap

That's some proper 70's Danish piss water. funnily enough Skol is making a come back."

Danish Piss Water for the Captain! Else Capitan, Hail!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have ya got Skol on tap

That's some proper 70's Danish piss water. funnily enough Skol is making a come back.

Danish Piss Water for the Captain! Else Capitan, Hail!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grab a stool, what's your poison?, chat some shit, take the piss, who cares? It's late and its quiet I'm hammered! Let's raise some glasses!

Hey you put up a topic man nice one bit out of it myself I'll go for a shot of sambuca if ya got some been a long night

SHOT!!SHOT!!SHOT!!! There we go man! You gotta have three, that's the rule "

Feck it bring it on if I'm standing after 3 I'll go for a forth lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They say Skol for cheers "

Skál brother skál! DRINK!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have ya got Skol on tap

That's some proper 70's Danish piss water. funnily enough Skol is making a come back.

It's like 2.8% or something???

About that yes.

Remember Top Deck? That had a 2% alcohol content."

Shandy

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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"Have ya got Skol on tap

That's some proper 70's Danish piss water. funnily enough Skol is making a come back.was thinking of the Vikings advert for Skol in the 80s

Wtf is skol lol I know its a retro drink "

It's lager

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Grab a stool, what's your poison?, chat some shit, take the piss, who cares? It's late and its quiet I'm hammered! Let's raise some glasses!

Hey you put up a topic man nice one bit out of it myself I'll go for a shot of sambuca if ya got some been a long night

SHOT!!SHOT!!SHOT!!! There we go man! You gotta have three, that's the rule

Feck it bring it on if I'm standing after 3 I'll go for a forth lol"

Rule of three!!! 3, 6, 9 and 12!!! Still standing after 12? I'll hand over my axe!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have ya got Skol on tap

That's some proper 70's Danish piss water. funnily enough Skol is making a come back.was thinking of the Vikings advert for Skol in the 80s

Wtf is skol lol I know its a retro drink

It's lager "

A decent one! Loved a can or 5!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They say Skol for cheers

Skál brother skál! DRINK!!!"

Advertised by Hagar the Horrible. Not to be confused with Sammy Hagar who is also fucking horrible.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have ya got Skol on tap

That's some proper 70's Danish piss water. funnily enough Skol is making a come back.

It's like 2.8% or something???

About that yes.

Remember Top Deck? That had a 2% alcohol content.

Shandy "

WHO SWORE???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They say Skol for cheers

Skál brother skál! DRINK!!!

Advertised by Hagar the Horrible. Not to be confused with Sammy Hagar who is also fucking horrible."

Hagar had a horny helmet, I know for a fact his wife wasnt consulted on that DRINK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grab a stool, what's your poison?, chat some shit, take the piss, who cares? It's late and its quiet I'm hammered! Let's raise some glasses!

Hey you put up a topic man nice one bit out of it myself I'll go for a shot of sambuca if ya got some been a long night

SHOT!!SHOT!!SHOT!!! There we go man! You gotta have three, that's the rule

Feck it bring it on if I'm standing after 3 I'll go for a forth lol

Rule of three!!! 3, 6, 9 and 12!!! Still standing after 12? I'll hand over my axe! "

I'm not touching your "axe"!

If it accidentally rubs on my pork sword during dp, its acceptable I guess.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Grab a stool, what's your poison?, chat some shit, take the piss, who cares? It's late and its quiet I'm hammered! Let's raise some glasses!

Hey you put up a topic man nice one bit out of it myself I'll go for a shot of sambuca if ya got some been a long night

SHOT!!SHOT!!SHOT!!! There we go man! You gotta have three, that's the rule

Feck it bring it on if I'm standing after 3 I'll go for a forth lol

Rule of three!!! 3, 6, 9 and 12!!! Still standing after 12? I'll hand over my axe!

I'm not touching your "axe"!

If it accidentally rubs on my pork sword during dp, its acceptable I guess..... "

As long as its accompanied by a high five over the back!! EIFFEL TOWER, DRINK!!

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Grab a stool, what's your poison?, chat some shit, take the piss, who cares? It's late and its quiet I'm hammered! Let's raise some glasses!

Hey you put up a topic man nice one bit out of it myself I'll go for a shot of sambuca if ya got some been a long night

SHOT!!SHOT!!SHOT!!! There we go man! You gotta have three, that's the rule

Feck it bring it on if I'm standing after 3 I'll go for a forth lol

Rule of three!!! 3, 6, 9 and 12!!! Still standing after 12? I'll hand over my axe!

I'm not touching your "axe"!

If it accidentally rubs on my pork sword during dp, its acceptable I guess..... "

I'm bi are we swordfighting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grab a stool, what's your poison?, chat some shit, take the piss, who cares? It's late and its quiet I'm hammered! Let's raise some glasses!

Hey you put up a topic man nice one bit out of it myself I'll go for a shot of sambuca if ya got some been a long night

SHOT!!SHOT!!SHOT!!! There we go man! You gotta have three, that's the rule

Feck it bring it on if I'm standing after 3 I'll go for a forth lol

Rule of three!!! 3, 6, 9 and 12!!! Still standing after 12? I'll hand over my axe!

I'm not touching your "axe"!

If it accidentally rubs on my pork sword during dp, its acceptable I guess.....

I'm bi are we swordfighting "

I did a line earlier in another post, mine's usually much bigger....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Grab a stool, what's your poison?, chat some shit, take the piss, who cares? It's late and its quiet I'm hammered! Let's raise some glasses!

Hey you put up a topic man nice one bit out of it myself I'll go for a shot of sambuca if ya got some been a long night

SHOT!!SHOT!!SHOT!!! There we go man! You gotta have three, that's the rule

Feck it bring it on if I'm standing after 3 I'll go for a forth lol

Rule of three!!! 3, 6, 9 and 12!!! Still standing after 12? I'll hand over my axe!

I'm not touching your "axe"!

If it accidentally rubs on my pork sword during dp, its acceptable I guess.....

I'm bi are we swordfighting

I did a line earlier in another post, mine's usually much bigger.... "

Lol dude! It's true he did! Right after we fucked the guys imaginary girlfriend with Hugh Hefner

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Grab a stool, what's your poison?, chat some shit, take the piss, who cares? It's late and its quiet I'm hammered! Let's raise some glasses!

Hey you put up a topic man nice one bit out of it myself I'll go for a shot of sambuca if ya got some been a long night

SHOT!!SHOT!!SHOT!!! There we go man! You gotta have three, that's the rule

Feck it bring it on if I'm standing after 3 I'll go for a forth lol

Rule of three!!! 3, 6, 9 and 12!!! Still standing after 12? I'll hand over my axe!

I'm not touching your "axe"!

If it accidentally rubs on my pork sword during dp, its acceptable I guess.....

I'm bi are we swordfighting

I did a line earlier in another post, mine's usually much bigger.... "

The bigger the better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grab a stool, what's your poison?, chat some shit, take the piss, who cares? It's late and its quiet I'm hammered! Let's raise some glasses!

Hey you put up a topic man nice one bit out of it myself I'll go for a shot of sambuca if ya got some been a long night

SHOT!!SHOT!!SHOT!!! There we go man! You gotta have three, that's the rule

Feck it bring it on if I'm standing after 3 I'll go for a forth lol

Rule of three!!! 3, 6, 9 and 12!!! Still standing after 12? I'll hand over my axe!

I'm not touching your "axe"!

If it accidentally rubs on my pork sword during dp, its acceptable I guess.....

I'm bi are we swordfighting

I did a line earlier in another post, mine's usually much bigger....

Lol dude! It's true he did! Right after we fucked the guys imaginary girlfriend with Hugh Hefner "

Tru dat!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Whose round is it? Oh yes!!! MINE!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Grab a stool, what's your poison?, chat some shit, take the piss, who cares? It's late and its quiet I'm hammered! Let's raise some glasses!

Hey you put up a topic man nice one bit out of it myself I'll go for a shot of sambuca if ya got some been a long night

SHOT!!SHOT!!SHOT!!! There we go man! You gotta have three, that's the rule

Feck it bring it on if I'm standing after 3 I'll go for a forth lol

Rule of three!!! 3, 6, 9 and 12!!! Still standing after 12? I'll hand over my axe!

I'm not touching your "axe"!

If it accidentally rubs on my pork sword during dp, its acceptable I guess.....

I'm bi are we swordfighting

I did a line earlier in another post, mine's usually much bigger....

Lol dude! It's true he did! Right after we fucked the guys imaginary girlfriend with Hugh Hefner

Tru dat! "

Well.....until she farted and flew out the window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grab a stool, what's your poison?, chat some shit, take the piss, who cares? It's late and its quiet I'm hammered! Let's raise some glasses!

Hey you put up a topic man nice one bit out of it myself I'll go for a shot of sambuca if ya got some been a long night

SHOT!!SHOT!!SHOT!!! There we go man! You gotta have three, that's the rule

Feck it bring it on if I'm standing after 3 I'll go for a forth lol

Rule of three!!! 3, 6, 9 and 12!!! Still standing after 12? I'll hand over my axe! "

Is that the prize you better start saying your farewells then don't worry tho I'll look after it always wanted a new bottle opener lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Grab a stool, what's your poison?, chat some shit, take the piss, who cares? It's late and its quiet I'm hammered! Let's raise some glasses!

Hey you put up a topic man nice one bit out of it myself I'll go for a shot of sambuca if ya got some been a long night

SHOT!!SHOT!!SHOT!!! There we go man! You gotta have three, that's the rule

Feck it bring it on if I'm standing after 3 I'll go for a forth lol

Rule of three!!! 3, 6, 9 and 12!!! Still standing after 12? I'll hand over my axe!

Is that the prize you better start saying your farewells then don't worry tho I'll look after it always wanted a new bottle opener lol"

It's a lovely two handed bearded axe with runic engravings and a carved handle! My pride and joy! Sits on my wall! DRINK!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

GETS A SUCKLING PIG ON A SPIT, HOG ROAST ANYBODY?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"GETS A SUCKLING PIG ON A SPIT, HOG ROAST ANYBODY? "

Get me the bread and mustard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"GETS A SUCKLING PIG ON A SPIT, HOG ROAST ANYBODY?

Get me the bread and mustard "

Chucks it over! Enjoy! Its fucking bountiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"GETS A SUCKLING PIG ON A SPIT, HOG ROAST ANYBODY?

Get me the bread and mustard

Chucks it over! Enjoy! Its fucking bountiful "

Yeah my mouth is on fire but fuck it tastes good where the women at lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"GETS A SUCKLING PIG ON A SPIT, HOG ROAST ANYBODY?

Get me the bread and mustard

Chucks it over! Enjoy! Its fucking bountiful

Yeah my mouth is on fire but fuck it tastes good where the women at lol"

Lol dunno!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"GETS A SUCKLING PIG ON A SPIT, HOG ROAST ANYBODY?

Get me the bread and mustard

Chucks it over! Enjoy! Its fucking bountiful

Yeah my mouth is on fire but fuck it tastes good where the women at lol

Lol dunno! "

Yeah I'll go with a cuppa tea after that thread lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"GETS A SUCKLING PIG ON A SPIT, HOG ROAST ANYBODY?

Get me the bread and mustard

Chucks it over! Enjoy! Its fucking bountiful

Yeah my mouth is on fire but fuck it tastes good where the women at lol

Lol dunno!

Yeah I'll go with a cuppa tea after that thread lol"

Go for it man! Kettle is on lol

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