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 got myself an axe or two around the house somewhere I'm happy to take charge if need be but otherwise nah fuck it I'll just be a grunt I'll leave the strategising to more the more intelligent of the species | |||
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"Read that as furry Road, thought it was like a specialist fet post.... " lol.. apocalyptic cuddly toys | |||
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"You ever take a look around the world and think.. This place is fucked! Bring on the Mad Max style Apoclyptic nightmare. I think I'd thrive. How would you do? How'd you survive? Warboy? Thunderdome fighter? Useful trade? Sexy charm? People skills? Fighter? Leader?" Haha I have no doubts I would indeed thrive | |||
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"I think I'd do ok got myself an axe or two around the house somewhere I'm happy to take charge if need be but otherwise nah fuck it I'll just be a grunt I'll leave the strategising to more the more intelligent of the species "I'll be with you, so I'll be the brains, you can be the brawn  | |||
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"I think I'd do ok got myself an axe or two around the house somewhere I'm happy to take charge if need be but otherwise nah fuck it I'll just be a grunt I'll leave the strategising to more the more intelligent of the species "Hired.. watch my back and help me build a base.. and I'll do same for you? | |||
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"You ever take a look around the world and think.. This place is fucked! Bring on the Mad Max style Apoclyptic nightmare. I think I'd thrive. How would you do? How'd you survive? Warboy? Thunderdome fighter? Useful trade? Sexy charm? People skills? Fighter? Leader? Haha I have no doubts I would indeed thrive " How so? elaborate x | |||
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"I think I'd do ok got myself an axe or two around the house somewhere I'm happy to take charge if need be but otherwise nah fuck it I'll just be a grunt I'll leave the strategising to more the more intelligent of the species
Hired.. watch my back and help me build a base.. and I'll do same for you?"Spot on there my friend! I'm more than happy to do that play to my strengths | |||
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"I’d pimp up my “Robin Reliant”;and dress up as Batman, I’ll be bad, very very bad. Then I’ll give everyone toilet roll as that’s one thing you never see being given out anywhere.... "Lol.. Would you be part of a desert gang faction.. or roaming the wasteland alone and making deliveries? | |||
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"I think I'd do ok got myself an axe or two around the house somewhere I'm happy to take charge if need be but otherwise nah fuck it I'll just be a grunt I'll leave the strategising to more the more intelligent of the species
Hired.. watch my back and help me build a base.. and I'll do same for you?
Spot on there my friend! I'm more than happy to do that play to my strengths "Sweet.. you bring Nsachick with you then.. that's three of us vs the world already #surviving | |||
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"I’d pimp up my “Robin Reliant”;and dress up as Batman, I’ll be bad, very very bad. Then I’ll give everyone toilet roll as that’s one thing you never see being given out anywhere....
Lol.. Would you be part of a desert gang faction.. or roaming the wasteland alone and making deliveries?"I’d have loo roll posse and a factory, we’ll be out making deliveries, you’ll all have dirty bottoms otherwise....Cheeky’s soft bum wipes it’s called and the loo roll will be made out of tree bark | |||
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"I’d pimp up my “Robin Reliant”;and dress up as Batman, I’ll be bad, very very bad. Then I’ll give everyone toilet roll as that’s one thing you never see being given out anywhere....
Lol.. Would you be part of a desert gang faction.. or roaming the wasteland alone and making deliveries?
I’d have loo roll posse and a factory, we’ll be out making deliveries, you’ll all have dirty bottoms otherwise....Cheeky’s soft bum wipes it’s called and the loo roll will be made out of tree bark "We need enough for three of us for a month - Can you help us? | |||
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"I think I'd do ok got myself an axe or two around the house somewhere I'm happy to take charge if need be but otherwise nah fuck it I'll just be a grunt I'll leave the strategising to more the more intelligent of the species
Hired.. watch my back and help me build a base.. and I'll do same for you?
Spot on there my friend! I'm more than happy to do that play to my strengths
Sweet.. you bring Nsachick with you then.. that's three of us vs the world already #surviving"I shall indeed! I'll raid my armoury too lol got a few choice pieces I'll share with a few peeps  | |||
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"I’d pimp up my “Robin Reliant”;and dress up as Batman, I’ll be bad, very very bad. Then I’ll give everyone toilet roll as that’s one thing you never see being given out anywhere....
Lol.. Would you be part of a desert gang faction.. or roaming the wasteland alone and making deliveries?
I’d have loo roll posse and a factory, we’ll be out making deliveries, you’ll all have dirty bottoms otherwise....Cheeky’s soft bum wipes it’s called and the loo roll will be made out of tree bark
We need enough for three of us for a month - Can you help us?"Absolutely can....oooooo my first order | |||
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"I think I'd do ok got myself an axe or two around the house somewhere I'm happy to take charge if need be but otherwise nah fuck it I'll just be a grunt I'll leave the strategising to more the more intelligent of the species
I'll be with you, so I'll be the brains, you can be the brawn "You know it my dear x everyday of the week | |||
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"I’d pimp up my “Robin Reliant”;and dress up as Batman, I’ll be bad, very very bad. Then I’ll give everyone toilet roll as that’s one thing you never see being given out anywhere....
Lol.. Would you be part of a desert gang faction.. or roaming the wasteland alone and making deliveries?
I’d have loo roll posse and a factory, we’ll be out making deliveries, you’ll all have dirty bottoms otherwise....Cheeky’s soft bum wipes it’s called and the loo roll will be made out of tree bark
We need enough for three of us for a month - Can you help us?
Absolutely can....oooooo my first order "Cheeky would be a life saver xx | |||
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"Empty hotlist at present  "In a post apocalyptic world you won't need a hotlist | |||
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"Empty hotlist at present
In a post apocalyptic world you won't need a hotlist "The hotlist would be the people who attack the base........fiery hotness lol | |||
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"I’d pimp up my “Robin Reliant”;and dress up as Batman, I’ll be bad, very very bad. Then I’ll give everyone toilet roll as that’s one thing you never see being given out anywhere....
Lol.. Would you be part of a desert gang faction.. or roaming the wasteland alone and making deliveries?
I’d have loo roll posse and a factory, we’ll be out making deliveries, you’ll all have dirty bottoms otherwise....Cheeky’s soft bum wipes it’s called and the loo roll will be made out of tree bark
We need enough for three of us for a month - Can you help us?
Absolutely can....oooooo my first order
Cheeky would be a life saver xx"I know right, think of all that laundry I’ll be saving everyone | |||
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"Cant wait for the apocolypse. Assuming I made it, I have a plan, a biggish shopping list of essentials, (think goats and axes) and will tootle off somewhere warm to live out my days in peace. "Am sure there will be room at OPs base and it would probably be the most peaceful base around xx | |||
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"You ever take a look around the world and think.. This place is fucked! Bring on the Mad Max style Apoclyptic nightmare. I think I'd thrive. How would you do? How'd you survive? Warboy? Thunderdome fighter? Useful trade? Sexy charm? People skills? Fighter? Leader? Haha I have no doubts I would indeed thrive How so? elaborate x" I know what plants herbs and flowers would be essential and useful | |||
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"I’d pimp up my “Robin Reliant”;and dress up as Batman, I’ll be bad, very very bad. Then I’ll give everyone toilet roll as that’s one thing you never see being given out anywhere....
Lol.. Would you be part of a desert gang faction.. or roaming the wasteland alone and making deliveries?
I’d have loo roll posse and a factory, we’ll be out making deliveries, you’ll all have dirty bottoms otherwise....Cheeky’s soft bum wipes it’s called and the loo roll will be made out of tree bark
We need enough for three of us for a month - Can you help us?
Absolutely can....oooooo my first order
Cheeky would be a life saver xx
I know right, think of all that laundry I’ll be saving everyone "There would be a very big statue to you my dear x people need the essential things and that is truly essential | |||
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"I’m going to lock myself away with tins of food and a shotgun. Although perhaps a tin opener would be more useful "You do get more food if you open it with a tin opener instead of a shotgun methinks | |||
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"Cant wait for the apocolypse. Assuming I made it, I have a plan, a biggish shopping list of essentials, (think goats and axes) and will tootle off somewhere warm to live out my days in peace. "Pitch your farm near our camp.. we'll provide protection if you share your food? | |||
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"You ever take a look around the world and think.. This place is fucked! Bring on the Mad Max style Apoclyptic nightmare. I think I'd thrive. How would you do? How'd you survive? Warboy? Thunderdome fighter? Useful trade? Sexy charm? People skills? Fighter? Leader? Haha I have no doubts I would indeed thrive How so? elaborate x I know what plants herbs and flowers would be essential and useful " Yes! A medicine woman please join us.. I'm not good with blood | |||
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"I'd like to think I'd do well....Good with my hands working on cars and being able to do other bits and bobs" Can you repair a V8? | |||
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"I'd get in the kitchen and cook a load of soup and stew. And stockpile Warbutons Toastie bread (mmmmmmmmmm) and peanut butter. " Nice arse! | |||
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"I think an apocalypse fantasy is quite common. We will be reduced to survival and nothing else, in the beginning at least. No worrying about work, paying bills, politics etc. Just don't die! " hmmm fucking would still be high on my priority list  | |||
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"You ever take a look around the world and think.. This place is fucked! Bring on the Mad Max style Apoclyptic nightmare. I think I'd thrive. How would you do? How'd you survive? Warboy? Thunderdome fighter? Useful trade? Sexy charm? People skills? Fighter? Leader? Haha I have no doubts I would indeed thrive How so? elaborate x I know what plants herbs and flowers would be essential and useful Yes! A medicine woman please join us.. I'm not good with blood"I'll only agree to join if I lead.... Otherwise I'm gonna be a lone wolf | |||
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"Cant wait for the apocolypse. Assuming I made it, I have a plan, a biggish shopping list of essentials, (think goats and axes) and will tootle off somewhere warm to live out my days in peace.
Am sure there will be room at OPs base and it would probably be the most peaceful base around xx "I'll swing my shopping trolley that way then | |||
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"You ever take a look around the world and think.. This place is fucked! Bring on the Mad Max style Apoclyptic nightmare. I think I'd thrive. How would you do? How'd you survive? Warboy? Thunderdome fighter? Useful trade? Sexy charm? People skills? Fighter? Leader? Haha I have no doubts I would indeed thrive How so? elaborate x I know what plants herbs and flowers would be essential and useful Yes! A medicine woman please join us.. I'm not good with blood
I'll only agree to join if I lead.... Otherwise I'm gonna be a lone wolf "Hmmm.. you'll have to ask my crew.. they had my back and I theirs.. I won't stand in their way though. | |||
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"Cant wait for the apocolypse. Assuming I made it, I have a plan, a biggish shopping list of essentials, (think goats and axes) and will tootle off somewhere warm to live out my days in peace.
Am sure there will be room at OPs base and it would probably be the most peaceful base around xx
I'll swing my shopping trolley that way then "yes! | |||
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"Cant wait for the apocolypse. Assuming I made it, I have a plan, a biggish shopping list of essentials, (think goats and axes) and will tootle off somewhere warm to live out my days in peace.
Pitch your farm near our camp.. we'll provide protection if you share your food?"Will the sun be shining, has to be sunny | |||
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"Cant wait for the apocolypse. Assuming I made it, I have a plan, a biggish shopping list of essentials, (think goats and axes) and will tootle off somewhere warm to live out my days in peace.
Pitch your farm near our camp.. we'll provide protection if you share your food?
Will the sun be shining, has to be sunny "It is the Apocolypse! | |||
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"I'd get in the kitchen and cook a load of soup and stew. And stockpile Warbutons Toastie bread (mmmmmmmmmm) and peanut butter. " Are you doing anything after the days work is done?  | |||
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"You ever take a look around the world and think.. This place is fucked! Bring on the Mad Max style Apoclyptic nightmare. I think I'd thrive. How would you do? How'd you survive? Warboy? Thunderdome fighter? Useful trade? Sexy charm? People skills? Fighter? Leader? Haha I have no doubts I would indeed thrive How so? elaborate x I know what plants herbs and flowers would be essential and useful Yes! A medicine woman please join us.. I'm not good with blood
I'll only agree to join if I lead.... Otherwise I'm gonna be a lone wolf
Hmmm.. you'll have to ask my crew.. they had my back and I theirs.. I won't stand in their way though."As long as I just get to hit things and get fed, fixed up when injured I am absolutely fine with the pecking order hulk smash | |||
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"I'd get in the kitchen and cook a load of soup and stew. And stockpile Warbutons Toastie bread (mmmmmmmmmm) and peanut butter. Are you doing anything after the days work is done? "Ah Fab date in the apocalypse but if there's no fun and frolics what the hell would we be saving it for! | |||
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"Cant wait for the apocolypse. Assuming I made it, I have a plan, a biggish shopping list of essentials, (think goats and axes) and will tootle off somewhere warm to live out my days in peace.
Pitch your farm near our camp.. we'll provide protection if you share your food?
Will the sun be shining, has to be sunny
It is the Apocolypse!"1000° heat. Perfect  | |||
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"You ever take a look around the world and think.. This place is fucked! Bring on the Mad Max style Apoclyptic nightmare. I think I'd thrive. How would you do? How'd you survive? Warboy? Thunderdome fighter? Useful trade? Sexy charm? People skills? Fighter? Leader? Haha I have no doubts I would indeed thrive How so? elaborate x I know what plants herbs and flowers would be essential and useful Yes! A medicine woman please join us.. I'm not good with blood
I'll only agree to join if I lead.... Otherwise I'm gonna be a lone wolf
Hmmm.. you'll have to ask my crew.. they had my back and I theirs.. I won't stand in their way though.
As long as I just get to hit things and get fed, fixed up when injured I am absolutely fine with the pecking order hulk smash "I trust you WhiteWitch.. Deathwolf has OKed it, you can take the reigns whilst i help out with lifting things and being manly. | |||
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"Probably best bet would be go for an island, large enough to grow crops for a few hundred, easier to defend from zombies/triffids/ gangs. And no need to depend on motorized vehicles, sea for fish etc" I like your thinking dude.. Anglesey? | |||
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"I'd get in the kitchen and cook a load of soup and stew. And stockpile Warbutons Toastie bread (mmmmmmmmmm) and peanut butter. Are you doing anything after the days work is done? "Depends if you've finished chopping wood to keep my home fires burning  | |||
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Depends if you've finished chopping wood to keep my home fires burning "*Drops bundles of wood at your feet* Is this enough? *eye contact, veins in arms visible, brow dripping, panting from manwork in midday apocalyptic sun* | |||
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"Probably best bet would be go for an island, large enough to grow crops for a few hundred, easier to defend from zombies/triffids/ gangs. And no need to depend on motorized vehicles, sea for fish etc I like your thinking dude.. Anglesey?" That would work, need to knock a whole in bridge, and lots of mussels in the straits | |||
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"Probably best bet would be go for an island, large enough to grow crops for a few hundred, easier to defend from zombies/triffids/ gangs. And no need to depend on motorized vehicles, sea for fish etc I like your thinking dude.. Anglesey? That would work, need to knock a whole in bridge, and lots of mussels in the straits" As a former Combat Engineer who loves blowing up bridges.. I'd reccomend we really don't do that. Rig it.. but only blow it as a last resort.. Barricade it and fortify it.. but we need supplies from mainland. What if we run out of carrot seeds or something? | |||
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"Probably best bet would be go for an island, large enough to grow crops for a few hundred, easier to defend from zombies/triffids/ gangs. And no need to depend on motorized vehicles, sea for fish etc I like your thinking dude.. Anglesey? That would work, need to knock a whole in bridge, and lots of mussels in the straits As a former Combat Engineer who loves blowing up bridges.. I'd reccomend we really don't do that. Rig it.. but only blow it as a last resort.. Barricade it and fortify it.. but we need supplies from mainland. What if we run out of carrot seeds or something?" I was thinking more thin it out to single file walkway for 10m or so, can't have mass attack over it then, still have access to the mainland | |||
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"Probably best bet would be go for an island, large enough to grow crops for a few hundred, easier to defend from zombies/triffids/ gangs. And no need to depend on motorized vehicles, sea for fish etc I like your thinking dude.. Anglesey? That would work, need to knock a whole in bridge, and lots of mussels in the straits As a former Combat Engineer who loves blowing up bridges.. I'd reccomend we really don't do that. Rig it.. but only blow it as a last resort.. Barricade it and fortify it.. but we need supplies from mainland. What if we run out of carrot seeds or something? I was thinking more thin it out to single file walkway for 10m or so, can't have mass attack over it then, still have access to the mainland "But I need to bring in the occasional lorry load of luxury items. I doubt any of us is qualified to fly Prince William's Seahawk. | |||
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"Logistically you could destroy the bridge and utilise the many boats and other assorted watercraft to cross. The isle of Anglesey would provide enough immediate access to basic needs, food from outlets and farms, functioning power plant, docks, livestock. Self sufficiency forever might not be possible but it would get you over establishing the initial foothold. Once needed establishing beach heads at ket strategic points on the west coast of the British isles (llandudno, liverpool, and Larges in Scotland) hedge your bets, establish forays back into the mainland for any potential gains needed when population reaches a high proportion. Slowly but surely segment the expanse back into the mainland
I mean.......hulk smash "Oh ffs I thought I was the brains. OK I'll just get me tits out  | |||
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"Logistically you could destroy the bridge and utilise the many boats and other assorted watercraft to cross. The isle of Anglesey would provide enough immediate access to basic needs, food from outlets and farms, functioning power plant, docks, livestock. Self sufficiency forever might not be possible but it would get you over establishing the initial foothold. Once needed establishing beach heads at ket strategic points on the west coast of the British isles (llandudno, liverpool, and Larges in Scotland) hedge your bets, establish forays back into the mainland for any potential gains needed when population reaches a high proportion. Slowly but surely segment the expanse back into the mainland
I mean.......hulk smash
Oh ffs I thought I was the brains. OK I'll just get me tits out "You are my dear xx but still keep them tits out lol I'll keep on hitting things, 'saving people, hitting things the family business' | |||
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"Logistically you could destroy the bridge and utilise the many boats and other assorted watercraft to cross. The isle of Anglesey would provide enough immediate access to basic needs, food from outlets and farms, functioning power plant, docks, livestock. Self sufficiency forever might not be possible but it would get you over establishing the initial foothold. Once needed establishing beach heads at ket strategic points on the west coast of the British isles (llandudno, liverpool, and Larges in Scotland) hedge your bets, establish forays back into the mainland for any potential gains needed when population reaches a high proportion. Slowly but surely segment the expanse back into the mainland
I mean.......hulk smash
Oh ffs I thought I was the brains. OK I'll just get me tits out "Good plan, both parts | |||
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"I know my neighbour's weak spots, and know where they keep their food. Id keep the fat one alive as a source of fresh protein... " | |||
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"I know my neighbour's weak spots, and know where they keep their food. Id keep the fat one alive as a source of fresh protein... "Oh, and weapon of choice. Bow, and catapult. Fight at distance unless you have surprise on your side, close combat is not worth the risk if you have no support. | |||
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"You ever take a look around the world and think.. This place is fucked! Bring on the Mad Max style Apoclyptic nightmare. I think I'd thrive. How would you do? How'd you survive? Warboy? Thunderdome fighter? Useful trade? Sexy charm? People skills? Fighter? Leader? Haha I have no doubts I would indeed thrive How so? elaborate x I know what plants herbs and flowers would be essential and useful Yes! A medicine woman please join us.. I'm not good with blood
I'll only agree to join if I lead.... Otherwise I'm gonna be a lone wolf
Hmmm.. you'll have to ask my crew.. they had my back and I theirs.. I won't stand in their way though.
As long as I just get to hit things and get fed, fixed up when injured I am absolutely fine with the pecking order hulk smash
I trust you WhiteWitch.. Deathwolf has OKed it, you can take the reigns whilst i help out with lifting things and being manly."Haha from what I see you clearly don't need me to lead, if it ain't broke and all that | |||
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"Logistically you could destroy the bridge and utilise the many boats and other assorted watercraft to cross. The isle of Anglesey would provide enough immediate access to basic needs, food from outlets and farms, functioning power plant, docks, livestock. Self sufficiency forever might not be possible but it would get you over establishing the initial foothold. Once needed establishing beach heads at ket strategic points on the west coast of the British isles (llandudno, liverpool, and Larges in Scotland) hedge your bets, establish forays back into the mainland for any potential gains needed when population reaches a high proportion. Slowly but surely segment the expanse back into the mainland
I mean.......hulk smash
Oh ffs I thought I was the brains. OK I'll just get me tits out
You are my dear xx but still keep them tits out lol I'll keep on hitting things, 'saving people, hitting things the family business' "Haha hulk smash is an interesting family business... enjoyed reading them plans for survival  | |||
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"I know my neighbour's weak spots, and know where they keep their food. Id keep the fat one alive as a source of fresh protein...
Oh, and weapon of choice. Bow, and catapult. Fight at distance unless you have surprise on your side, close combat is not worth the risk if you have no support. "My first port of call will be Hereford SAS bases Clem. It's only half an hour away. I'm coming out tooled up to fuck! One man war machine. I'm rigging the whole place to blow until my friends get here in lorries to clear the place out.
One of the desert open-topped Landrover Wolf would be my personal vehicle.. Hmmm that or design my own war rig. I can drive a rig like a bad boy | |||
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"I'd get in the kitchen and cook a load of soup and stew. And stockpile Warbutons Toastie bread (mmmmmmmmmm) and peanut butter. Are you doing anything after the days work is done?
Depends if you've finished chopping wood to keep my home fires burning
*Drops bundles of wood at your feet* Is this enough? *eye contact, veins in arms visible, brow dripping, panting from manwork in midday apocalyptic sun* "No..get your arse and big chopper back out to work. Ps. Nice arm veins | |||
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"I'd get in the kitchen and cook a load of soup and stew. And stockpile Warbutons Toastie bread (mmmmmmmmmm) and peanut butter. Are you doing anything after the days work is done?
Depends if you've finished chopping wood to keep my home fires burning
*Drops bundles of wood at your feet* Is this enough? *eye contact, veins in arms visible, brow dripping, panting from manwork in midday apocalyptic sun*
No..get your arse and big chopper back out to work.
Ps. Nice arm veins"lmfao.. Getting to da choppa | |||
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"I’d go full on Aunty Entity" 2 men enter 1 man leaves? | |||
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"I’d go full on Aunty Entity 2 men enter 1 man leaves?" Thems me moves | |||
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