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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Marie Kondo...the Japanese guru of organisation. She sorts and tidies like a ninja, she freaks me out more than a little (anyone else?)...But if she turned up at your house to wave her magic wand, what part of your house or what drawer would you let her loose on first?

I'm offering up my knicker drawer. If would be nice to find my brazillians in the dark

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

A large cupboard in a bathroom - always seems to fill up with odd things. I found a screwdriver in there once.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

The cupboard under the stairs, I'm scared of it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my god my pants and socks drawer for me

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

She'd do nothing for my pants or socks

..all black .. separate drawers.. and t shirts all rolled and stowed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The "stuff" drawer in the kitchen. Those things don't belong anywhere!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice arse OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nice arse OP"

Off topic...But thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice arse OP"

What he said ^

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The "stuff" drawer in the kitchen. Those things don't belong anywhere! "

The thing-ami-bob drawer? Oh yeah that one is a right messy wench

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nice arse OP

What he said ^"

What I said to him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres a cupboard somewhere in this place that has so much crap in it I think

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She'd do nothing for my pants or socks

..all black .. separate drawers.. and t shirts all rolled and stowed "

You actually roll your t-shirts? I'm impressed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Theres a cupboard somewhere in this place that has so much crap in it I think "

Crap cupboard...We all have em.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice arse OP

What he said ^

What I said to him"

Cba to scroll, but 60 pence and a coffee should suffice....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How weird I've been watching her on YouTube the past couple nights then see this post lol. I've been using her methods for years without even realising. Always thought piling my hundreds of clothes on my bed and going through it all was really lazy. Obviously not but it's worked for me all this time. I find her more appealing than Mrs bastarding hinch anyway, that woman does my head in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The cupboard under the stairs, I'm scared of it!!"

A tidy understairs cupboard is always important

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How weird I've been watching her on YouTube the past couple nights then see this post lol. I've been using her methods for years without even realising. Always thought piling my hundreds of clothes on my bed and going through it all was really lazy. Obviously not but it's worked for me all this time. I find her more appealing than Mrs bastarding hinch anyway, that woman does my head in "

I totally agree...the Mrs Hinch lemmings with their Zoflora hauls...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice arse OP

Off topic...But thanks "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nice arse OP

What he said ^

What I said to him

Cba to scroll, but 60 pence and a coffee should suffice.... "

Are you busking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She can come and ‘spark joy’ in my house! As in tidying nothing pervy!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

My shoes and boots which I swear I put away in pairs but can only find a match when tearing apart the wardrobe. Or the toys (not that kind sadly) sooo many toys under the stairs. The Joy's of grandkids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice arse OP

What he said ^

What I said to him

Cba to scroll, but 60 pence and a coffee should suffice....

Are you busking? "

Are you asking?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She can come and ‘spark joy’ in my house! As in tidying nothing pervy!"

Sparking joy round yours would be enough to make a woman consider a organisational guru career change

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nice arse OP

What he said ^

What I said to him

Cba to scroll, but 60 pence and a coffee should suffice....

Are you busking?

Are you asking? "

Have you got a scruffy dog wearing a neckerchief?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice arse OP

What he said ^

What I said to him

Cba to scroll, but 60 pence and a coffee should suffice....

Are you busking?

Are you asking?

Have you got a scruffy dog wearing a neckerchief?"

Would that help my cause?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Nice arse OP

What he said ^"

What they said that is a great pic

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I would say the muddly draw in the kitchen but then we'd have to rename it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nice arse OP

What he said ^

What they said that is a great pic"

What I said to them (you never have grandchildren?!)

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Nice arse OP

What he said ^

What they said that is a great pic

What I said to them (you never have grandchildren?!)"

A loud proud granny here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice arse OP

What he said ^

What they said that is a great pic

What I said to them (you never have grandchildren?!)

A loud proud granny here "

Not with that figure you're not! Don't believe you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice arse OP

What he said ^

What they said that is a great pic

What I said to them (you never have grandchildren?!)

A loud proud granny here

Not with that figure you're not! Don't believe you "

What he said ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice arse OP

What he said ^

What they said that is a great pic

What I said to them (you never have grandchildren?!)

A loud proud granny here

Not with that figure you're not! Don't believe you

What he said ^"

I'm noticing a pattern Xperia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice arse OP

What he said ^

What they said that is a great pic

What I said to them (you never have grandchildren?!)

A loud proud granny here

Not with that figure you're not! Don't believe you

What he said ^

I'm noticing a pattern Xperia "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Marie Kondo...the Japanese guru of organisation. She sorts and tidies like a ninja, she freaks me out more than a little (anyone else?)...But if she turned up at your house to wave her magic wand, what part of your house or what drawer would you let her loose on first?

I'm offering up my knicker drawer. If would be nice to find my brazillians in the dark "

Never heard of her.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Nice arse OP

What he said ^

What they said that is a great pic

What I said to them (you never have grandchildren?!)

A loud proud granny here

Not with that figure you're not! Don't believe you

What he said ^

I'm noticing a pattern Xperia

"

I'm liking this pattern

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nice arse OP

What he said ^

What they said that is a great pic

What I said to them (you never have grandchildren?!)

A loud proud granny here

Not with that figure you're not! Don't believe you

What he said ^

I'm noticing a pattern Xperia

I'm liking this pattern"

You being a grandparent with a body like that is deserving of its own thread..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice arse OP

What he said ^

What they said that is a great pic

What I said to them (you never have grandchildren?!)

A loud proud granny here

Not with that figure you're not! Don't believe you

What he said ^

I'm noticing a pattern Xperia

I'm liking this pattern"

I'm liking you, I've had a couple of pervs at your private pics

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Nice arse OP

What he said ^

What they said that is a great pic

What I said to them (you never have grandchildren?!)

A loud proud granny here

Not with that figure you're not! Don't believe you

What he said ^

I'm noticing a pattern Xperia

I'm liking this pattern

You being a grandparent with a body like that is deserving of its own thread.. "

I'd be happy to share that thread with you a celebration of fab grannies and a beautiful woman such as you x

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Nice arse OP

What he said ^

What they said that is a great pic

What I said to them (you never have grandchildren?!)

A loud proud granny here

Not with that figure you're not! Don't believe you

What he said ^

I'm noticing a pattern Xperia

I'm liking this pattern

I'm liking you, I've had a couple of pervs at your private pics "

Is that so...I've checked you out a couple of times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice arse OP

What he said ^

What they said that is a great pic

What I said to them (you never have grandchildren?!)

A loud proud granny here

Not with that figure you're not! Don't believe you

What he said ^

I'm noticing a pattern Xperia

I'm liking this pattern

You being a grandparent with a body like that is deserving of its own thread..

I'd be happy to share that thread with you a celebration of fab grannies and a beautiful woman such as you x"

*Ghengis scans the Forum horizon for that flagship of a thread*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nice arse OP

What he said ^

What they said that is a great pic

What I said to them (you never have grandchildren?!)

A loud proud granny here

Not with that figure you're not! Don't believe you

What he said ^

I'm noticing a pattern Xperia

I'm liking this pattern

You being a grandparent with a body like that is deserving of its own thread..

I'd be happy to share that thread with you a celebration of fab grannies and a beautiful woman such as you x

*Ghengis scans the Forum horizon for that flagship of a thread*"

Tidy drawers were so 1 hour ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice arse OP

What he said ^

What they said that is a great pic

What I said to them (you never have grandchildren?!)

A loud proud granny here

Not with that figure you're not! Don't believe you

What he said ^

I'm noticing a pattern Xperia

I'm liking this pattern

You being a grandparent with a body like that is deserving of its own thread..

I'd be happy to share that thread with you a celebration of fab grannies and a beautiful woman such as you x

*Ghengis scans the Forum horizon for that flagship of a thread*

Tidy drawers were so 1 hour ago

"

She'd have a field day at my home. I'm too busy admiring nice bottoms to organise my pencil case

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Nice arse OP

What he said ^

What they said that is a great pic

What I said to them (you never have grandchildren?!)

A loud proud granny here

Not with that figure you're not! Don't believe you

What he said ^

I'm noticing a pattern Xperia

I'm liking this pattern

You being a grandparent with a body like that is deserving of its own thread..

I'd be happy to share that thread with you a celebration of fab grannies and a beautiful woman such as you x

*Ghengis scans the Forum horizon for that flagship of a thread*"

You'd be welcome aboard when it sails

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nice arse OP

What he said ^

What they said that is a great pic

What I said to them (you never have grandchildren?!)

A loud proud granny here

Not with that figure you're not! Don't believe you

What he said ^

I'm noticing a pattern Xperia

I'm liking this pattern

You being a grandparent with a body like that is deserving of its own thread..

I'd be happy to share that thread with you a celebration of fab grannies and a beautiful woman such as you x

*Ghengis scans the Forum horizon for that flagship of a thread*

Tidy drawers were so 1 hour ago

She'd have a field day at my home. I'm too busy admiring nice bottoms to organise my pencil case "

We all know you don't keep pencils in there Ghengs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice arse OP

What he said ^

What they said that is a great pic

What I said to them (you never have grandchildren?!)

A loud proud granny here

Not with that figure you're not! Don't believe you

What he said ^

I'm noticing a pattern Xperia

I'm liking this pattern

You being a grandparent with a body like that is deserving of its own thread..

I'd be happy to share that thread with you a celebration of fab grannies and a beautiful woman such as you x

*Ghengis scans the Forum horizon for that flagship of a thread*

You'd be welcome aboard when it sails "

But Xperias seen your private pics and I can't even send you a message (Not violating forum rules, because we talk all the time in Forum ).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice arse OP

What he said ^

What they said that is a great pic

What I said to them (you never have grandchildren?!)

A loud proud granny here

Not with that figure you're not! Don't believe you

What he said ^

I'm noticing a pattern Xperia

I'm liking this pattern

You being a grandparent with a body like that is deserving of its own thread..

I'd be happy to share that thread with you a celebration of fab grannies and a beautiful woman such as you x

*Ghengis scans the Forum horizon for that flagship of a thread*

Tidy drawers were so 1 hour ago

She'd have a field day at my home. I'm too busy admiring nice bottoms to organise my pencil case

We all know you don't keep pencils in there Ghengs "

Ok.. my condom draw is one of the few things that IS organised

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nice arse OP

What he said ^

What they said that is a great pic

What I said to them (you never have grandchildren?!)

A loud proud granny here

Not with that figure you're not! Don't believe you

What he said ^

I'm noticing a pattern Xperia

I'm liking this pattern

You being a grandparent with a body like that is deserving of its own thread..

I'd be happy to share that thread with you a celebration of fab grannies and a beautiful woman such as you x

*Ghengis scans the Forum horizon for that flagship of a thread*

Tidy drawers were so 1 hour ago

She'd have a field day at my home. I'm too busy admiring nice bottoms to organise my pencil case

We all know you don't keep pencils in there Ghengs

Ok.. my condom draw is one of the few things that IS organised "

Do you alphabeticalise them according to flavour, size and ribbing like a good Marie Kondoite?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Nice arse OP

What he said ^

What they said that is a great pic

What I said to them (you never have grandchildren?!)

A loud proud granny here

Not with that figure you're not! Don't believe you

What he said ^

I'm noticing a pattern Xperia

I'm liking this pattern

You being a grandparent with a body like that is deserving of its own thread..

I'd be happy to share that thread with you a celebration of fab grannies and a beautiful woman such as you x

*Ghengis scans the Forum horizon for that flagship of a thread*

You'd be welcome aboard when it sails

But Xperias seen your private pics and I can't even send you a message (Not violating forum rules, because we talk all the time in Forum )."

Well that will never do I will PM you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice arse OP

What he said ^

What they said that is a great pic

What I said to them (you never have grandchildren?!)

A loud proud granny here

Not with that figure you're not! Don't believe you

What he said ^

I'm noticing a pattern Xperia

I'm liking this pattern

You being a grandparent with a body like that is deserving of its own thread..

I'd be happy to share that thread with you a celebration of fab grannies and a beautiful woman such as you x

*Ghengis scans the Forum horizon for that flagship of a thread*

Tidy drawers were so 1 hour ago

She'd have a field day at my home. I'm too busy admiring nice bottoms to organise my pencil case

We all know you don't keep pencils in there Ghengs

Ok.. my condom draw is one of the few things that IS organised

Do you alphabeticalise them according to flavour, size and ribbing like a good Marie Kondoite?"

Syn, Durex, Flavoured (chocolate, strawberry), ribbed, pikey.. was even given dental dams by GUM Clinic and my friend who works in the same building

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice arse OP

What he said ^

What they said that is a great pic

What I said to them (you never have grandchildren?!)

A loud proud granny here

Not with that figure you're not! Don't believe you

What he said ^

I'm noticing a pattern Xperia

I'm liking this pattern

You being a grandparent with a body like that is deserving of its own thread..

I'd be happy to share that thread with you a celebration of fab grannies and a beautiful woman such as you x

*Ghengis scans the Forum horizon for that flagship of a thread*

Tidy drawers were so 1 hour ago

She'd have a field day at my home. I'm too busy admiring nice bottoms to organise my pencil case

We all know you don't keep pencils in there Ghengs

Ok.. my condom draw is one of the few things that IS organised

Do you alphabeticalise them according to flavour, size and ribbing like a good Marie Kondoite?

Syn, Durex, Flavoured (chocolate, strawberry), ribbed, pikey.. was even given dental dams by GUM Clinic and my friend who works in the same building "

*skyn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice arse OP

What he said ^

What they said that is a great pic

What I said to them (you never have grandchildren?!)

A loud proud granny here

Not with that figure you're not! Don't believe you

What he said ^

I'm noticing a pattern Xperia

I'm liking this pattern

You being a grandparent with a body like that is deserving of its own thread..

I'd be happy to share that thread with you a celebration of fab grannies and a beautiful woman such as you x

*Ghengis scans the Forum horizon for that flagship of a thread*

You'd be welcome aboard when it sails

But Xperias seen your private pics and I can't even send you a message (Not violating forum rules, because we talk all the time in Forum ).

Well that will never do I will PM you"

*Fistpump* Woohoo!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Nice arse OP

What he said ^

What they said that is a great pic

What I said to them (you never have grandchildren?!)

A loud proud granny here

Not with that figure you're not! Don't believe you

What he said ^

I'm noticing a pattern Xperia

I'm liking this pattern

You being a grandparent with a body like that is deserving of its own thread..

I'd be happy to share that thread with you a celebration of fab grannies and a beautiful woman such as you x

*Ghengis scans the Forum horizon for that flagship of a thread*

You'd be welcome aboard when it sails

But Xperias seen your private pics and I can't even send you a message (Not violating forum rules, because we talk all the time in Forum ).

Well that will never do I will PM you

*Fistpump* Woohoo!"

Lol Let's hope the celebration aren't premature for you...me coming up.

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