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Best/worst names for a Vagina

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Once heard it described as 'like A Chimpanzee with its throat cut' ...

Who's topping that one?? ??

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

Brian wouldn't a good name

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Tupence is my favourite.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

My mate Dave because he's a Cnut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pete

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vagine

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By *c90Man
over a year ago

Noiseville

Mildred

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A guy I knew at uni 'affectionately' termed vaginas as 'axe wounds'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gash- hate this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Ham sandwich' Haha think about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gash- hate this "

Me too!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont know if its just Lancashire but keep hearing 'fairy'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're mostly all awful

Gash

Clunge

Snatch

Minge

Axe wound

Cunt

Pussy

Kebab

Slit

They're all gross

I quite like foof, vagine, or fanjo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flange gasket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Ham sandwich' Haha think about it "

Men drool over them and want to smother them in mayo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Otters pocket ??

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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago

S West

Foof

Cock socket

Doot

All the others have been listed

Foof is my favourite

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By *attooedBBWWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

I like mine being referred to as a c*nt or pussy. Sometimes I’ll use foof for giggles

Hate:

Vag

Slit

Flange

Minge

Flower

Wound

Open kebab

Ham sandwich

Axe wound

Hole

Bucket

Cum bucket

Too many

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Triffid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pum pum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yellow sliced wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minky is a nice word it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Minky is a nice word it "

For

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"Minky is a nice word it "

Bonjour, Cheeky Minky. Ca va?

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By *attooedBBWWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Yellow sliced wolf "

What?! LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1.Snatch

2.Curtains

3.Poo-nani

4.Va-Gina

5.Beef curtains

6.Fanny

7.Cum-catcher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once heard it described as 'like A Chimpanzee with its throat cut' ...

Who's topping that one?? ?? "

I heard the quote " Fanny like a Wizards Sleeve once"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Badly packed kebab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ripped out fireplace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lettuce

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By *hrobbermanMan
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Velvet Sausage Wallet

Lobster Trap

Butcher's Dustbin

Paste Bucket

Slime Pit

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside


"Once heard it described as 'like A Chimpanzee with its throat cut' ...

Who's topping that one?? ??

I heard the quote " Fanny like a Wizards Sleeve once" "

I think Jimmy Carr said it best/worst when he described it as looking like a kicked over trifle Also heard it referred to as a punched lasagne and a badly packed kebab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Michael Hunt

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By *INSICouple
over a year ago

Gosport

A girl at work calls hers a foof. Makes me spit out my coffee every time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minnie , lady garden , vaginie lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://youtu.be/RLVIG-the9Y take a look at these interesting Scottish names

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Honey pot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clowns pocket lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love locket hahahahah

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By *d cfcMan
over a year ago

CHESTERFIELD

hairy pie!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A girl at work calls hers a foof. Makes me spit out my coffee every time! "

Lol I have somehow ended up calling mine that, would never use it in the office though

“Beaver” seems to have fallen out of use these days, used to be THE word when I was a teenager

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By *ral DMan
over a year ago

Leicestershire

Spam castanets, magnificent whisker biscuit, growler, clout, hairy Lasso, the slippery bushed man trap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minjee Lee

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By *typical guyMan
over a year ago

wigan


"https://youtu.be/RLVIG-the9Y take a look at these interesting Scottish names "

Cock socket and fur burger are my favourite. I also like the term "snatch"

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Kebab with chilli !!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"https://youtu.be/RLVIG-the9Y take a look at these interesting Scottish names

Cock socket and fur burger are my favourite. I also like the term "snatch" "

Cock socket is brilliant, I'm calling it that from this day forth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Madge

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Front bum

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By *andy6677Man
over a year ago

crewe

Best is just pussy worst ive heard was cock pocket and meat locker

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"https://youtu.be/RLVIG-the9Y take a look at these interesting Scottish names

Cock socket and fur burger are my favourite. I also like the term "snatch"

Cock socket is brilliant, I'm calling it that from this day forth"
. Tunnel of love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flange.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like mine being referred to as a c*nt or pussy. Sometimes I’ll use foof for giggles

Hate:

Vag

Slit

Flange

Minge

Flower

Wound

Open kebab

Ham sandwich

Axe wound

Hole

Bucket

Cum bucket

Too many "

Your welcome to add "wizards sleeve" to the list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spam castanets, magnificent whisker biscuit, growler, clout, hairy Lasso, the slippery bushed man trap. "

Mutton Shutters.

Clout is my fave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Venus flytrap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A monkey with its head split open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once heard it described as 'like A Chimpanzee with its throat cut' ...

Who's topping that one?? ??

I heard the quote " Fanny like a Wizards Sleeve once"

I think Jimmy Carr said it best/worst when he described it as looking like a kicked over trifle Also heard it referred to as a punched lasagne and a badly packed kebab."
Fanny like a Clowns Pocket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snatch and docking station

OH a punani

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