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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

fancied having a glass of wine (cork variety which i never buy) and the corkscrew has gone missing

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

Wanna borrow mine...?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Push the cork in with a spoon handle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know this is a little off the subject but i think screw top wine just isnt the same as corked wine!

It's not as fun opening it!!

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By *unterslickCouple
over a year ago

tullamore

ask a neighbour or use the fork handle,lol

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

wrap the bottom of the bottle with a tea towel and hit it gently against a wall or hold it between your legs and hit the bottom of the bottle with a flat shoe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

gonna try a sharp knife, push in a bit then twist and pull, will let you know if it works

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"wrap the bottom of the bottle with a tea towel and hit it gently against a wall or hold it between your legs and hit the bottom of the bottle with a flat shoe"

sounds dangerous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just push the cork into the bottle xx

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

not at all, cork gently eases out x

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon


"wrap the bottom of the bottle with a tea towel and hit it gently against a wall or hold it between your legs and hit the bottom of the bottle with a flat shoe

sounds dangerous "

Whereas attempting it with a sharp knife doesn't....?!

Hope you managed it ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sharp knife = bits of cork floating about in your wine glass ..

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"ask a neighbour or use the fork handle,lol"

four candle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i agree with soapy,, push the whole cork in,,,, dont try to jab it out with a sharp knife lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get the black and decker electric drill out!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a piece of string, push cork into bottle until released, make a look in the string and thread into the bottle, hook the cork and pull, saw it in a posh restaurant, works a treat when a cork breaks in half

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon


"ask a neighbour or use the fork handle,lol

four candle?"

Sore tips?

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Im hoping shes half pissed by now, she has'nt come back

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"fancied having a glass of wine (cork variety which i never buy) and the corkscrew has gone missing "

drawing pin and pencil

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon


"Im hoping shes half pissed by now, she has'nt come back

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Maybe had to go to A&E.....?

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

...or maybe her next door neighbour is damned good looking!

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"...or maybe her next door neighbour is damned good looking!"

Do u think he misheard when she said she needed a cork screw

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon


"...or maybe her next door neighbour is damned good looking!

Do u think he misheard when she said she needed a cork screw "

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Get a piece of string, push cork into bottle until released, make a look in the string and thread into the bottle, hook the cork and pull, saw it in a posh restaurant, works a treat when a cork breaks in half "
not a very posh restaurent if they havnt got a corkscrew ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...or maybe her next door neighbour is damned good looking!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im hoping shes half pissed by now, she has'nt come back

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

no success with cork or getting a srew so had a G & T and watched Emmerdale,

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

have a beer instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ask a neighbour or use the fork handle,lol

four candle?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"not at all, cork gently eases out x"

oooo la la, I love it when you talk like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get a piece of string, push cork into bottle until released, make a look in the string and thread into the bottle, hook the cork and pull, saw it in a posh restaurant, works a treat when a cork breaks in half not a very posh restaurent if they havnt got a corkscrew ??"

Its what they do when a cork breaks as they are unscrewing it or the cork is deep in the neck. Much easier, especially in the last instance to push it in, that way the cork doesn't get broken and loads of pieces floating about in the wine

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