FabSwingers.com forum: If women were like men on Fab. Part 2

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Because there were so many classics.

They’d be asking for are used boxers, ain’t gonna happen.

They’d be exaggerating about the size of their tits, ‘Yeah, they’re totally a 38EE!’

When clearly a C at best. (I know nothing about bra sizes, could be no such thing as a 38EE).

Status updates like; ‘Horny and bored, come lick my flange while I watch Escape to the Country!’

Ah, you get the idea with that. Can you think of any other examples where if women were like men on here?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Parked up in my truck at your local services, fancy coming over and licking me out?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm totally straight, but I love staring at boobs in the gym. Particularly in the changing rooms. I think some of my favourites have noticed. Do you think they're lesbians who can't wait to lick me?

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

Probably from a early age they would be walking down the road with one hand down the front of there tracksuit bottoms holding onto their strap on cocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face or mouth, where's the best place to gush?

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By *ustalittleKinkWoman
over a year ago

in the shadows

Got 20 mins for a meet before I start work. Anyone want to lick my fanny for me ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whys it so hard to get a veri here im off

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

Hi can someone review my profile, thanks for all the advice given in the 6 other threads; which I've totally ignored, so I've deleted all the interesting text, and added 122 more fanny pics, really like the one where you can see the dildo that fell out of my fanny and dropped into the toilet bowl - I'll give you a clue its not the brown floating thing

So fingers crossed I'll be airtight by the end of the night

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Where's the love for the tall girls? For gods sake I'm actually a model and no one will fuck me. Don't be so insecure. We're all the same height lying down!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I've just caught up with the first thread, some of the comments are absolutely hilarious!

When I look at your 200 pics of your cock I get wet instantly.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Is it wrong to stare at the guys cocks in the gym, they wear really tight tracksuit bottoms and I think they notice me staring

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Hi can someone review my profile, thanks for all the advice given in the 6 other threads; which I've totally ignored, so I've deleted all the interesting text, and added 122 more fanny pics, really like the one where you can see the dildo that fell out of my fanny and dropped into the toilet bowl - I'll give you a clue its not the brown floating thing

So fingers crossed I'll be airtight by the end of the night

I think you are my new hero

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

"Is it wrong to stare at the guys cocks in the gym, they wear really tight tracksuit bottoms and I think they notice me staring

I find putting my hand in my knickers and rubbing myself really fast, whilst grunting and staring directly at them works all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can see this lasting the distance too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in Asda carpark cum wank me, but dont worry I am clean.

Oh and only attractive thin bastards with low standards and morals please.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

20 years old and always horny, Where are all the dirty dilfs to teach me some tricks

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

So fingers crossed I'll be airtight by the end of the night

I think you are my new hero

Thanks but I'm Fab straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phone sex now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Phone sex now."
not many cock shaped phones

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Is it wrong to stare at the guys cocks in the gym, they wear really tight tracksuit bottoms and I think they notice me staring

I find putting my hand in my knickers and rubbing myself really fast, whilst grunting and staring directly at them works all the time"

I’m sure they can see my hard clit stretching my Lycra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The question is how many of you ladies have actually succumbed to such an advance .. be honest lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not new to fab, taboo bi curious girl seeking someone open minded for NSA, hopeful to fulfil a long-standing threesome fantasy too. Would you chat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally looking to fuck my way through fab

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I am in Asda carpark cum wank me, but dont worry I am clean.

Oh and only attractive thin bastards with low standards and morals please."

But don’t take too long or the ice creams will melt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Phone sex now.not many cock shaped phones

I just need you to listen while I cum for you, dont worry, it wont take long! PM me, I cant get round the block?

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

Any men want to watch me squirt on cam, I'm in directing room 1

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

"Is it wrong to stare at the guys cocks in the gym, they wear really tight tracksuit bottoms and I think they notice me staring

I find putting my hand in my knickers and rubbing myself really fast, whilst grunting and staring directly at them works all the time

I’m sure they can see my hard clit stretching my Lycra

Don't you hate it when that happens, just front it out, show all the other bitches who the big swinging clit is

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"The question is how many of you ladies have actually succumbed to such an advance .. be honest lol

Hush now, don’t let those thoughts enter your pretty head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only gym fit guys with 12 inch cocks face and personality be damned come fuck me now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The question is how many of you ladies have actually succumbed to such an advance .. be honest lol

Hush now, don’t let those thoughts enter your pretty head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The question is how many of you ladies have actually succumbed to such an advance .. be honest lol

Hush now, don’t let those thoughts enter your pretty head

Never knew these thoughts existed in anyones head ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does nobody talk to me. Ive sent 1000 messages today alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My husband is sleeping upstairs...

Would you like to come around and have sex in my shed?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Is it wrong to stare at the guys cocks in the gym, they wear really tight tracksuit bottoms and I think they notice me staring

I find putting my hand in my knickers and rubbing myself really fast, whilst grunting and staring directly at them works all the time"

They're talking to the gym staff because they want me. I've been asked to stay in the ladies only area. Apparently I'm distracting. They all want me, don't they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rate my minge

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By *rungeguyMan
over a year ago

leeds

As funny as this thread is . I think us men would love women being so forward lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My husband is sleeping upstairs...

Would you like to come around and have sex in my shed?"

Dont you mean the living room the sofa is more comfy

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'll be in the Manchester pool in an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini. Come join me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Licks like a miniature poodle treat with respect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phone sex. Now

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Rate my minge"

Be honest guys, what labia size is best? What colour should a minge be? I know mine is perfect but I want your views.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m so sorry but my husband can’t get off work...

But he said it’s alright for me to meet you guys alone......

Can someone please go meet my husband alone?, and let me lady wank on the phone...

Can I try your cock first , to make sure you’re a match for my husband?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

Just sent this bloke yet another message, included face, fanny and foot photos, meet none of his criteria but hey beggars cant be choosers.

Do you think I should wait 30 seconds before I send another message, maybe type it in CAPITALS incase the other 25 messages I sent have been lost in the 10,000 messages he must get in his inbox?

I really couldn't care if he didn't want to meet, but even a 'fuck off you swamp donkey' is better than just deleting it unread, manners and respect cost nothing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should i have a midnight wank

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

"Should i have a midnight wank"

Everyone knows midday wanks are better - FACT! What kind of pervert are you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in your area and wanted to know if you wanted some fun .... staying at so and so hotel .... get back to me babe it could be fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should i have a midnight wank

Everyone knows midday wanks are better - FACT! What kind of pervert are you!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im still a virgin im looking for my first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im still a virgin im looking for my first

Haha they all say that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any other wives want to have wank chat on KiK over our slutty husbands?

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

Would our equivalent of lamp post pissing be gutter squatting?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Just sent this bloke yet another message, included face, fanny and foot photos, meet none of his criteria but hey beggars cant be choosers.

Do you think I should wait 30 seconds before I send another message, maybe type it in CAPITALS incase the other 25 messages I sent have been lost in the 10,000 messages he must get in his inbox?

I really couldn't care if he didn't want to meet, but even a 'fuck off you swamp donkey' is better than just deleting it unread, manners and respect cost nothing.

His loss babe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

0732169694 call now and listen to me flick my bean

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"Any other wives want to have wank chat on KiK over our slutty husbands?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would our equivalent of lamp post pissing be gutter squatting? "
ha must remember that

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

"Just sent this bloke yet another message, included face, fanny and foot photos, meet none of his criteria but hey beggars cant be choosers.

Do you think I should wait 30 seconds before I send another message, maybe type it in CAPITALS incase the other 25 messages I sent have been lost in the 10,000 messages he must get in his inbox?

I really couldn't care if he didn't want to meet, but even a 'fuck off you swamp donkey' is better than just deleting it unread, manners and respect cost nothing.

His loss babe

I know, he's blocked me now, but I know I would have been his dream fuck, maybe I should create another profile so I can message him again, he may have blocked me by mistake, its easily done as I've had 600 other men block me by mistake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would our equivalent of lamp post pissing be gutter squatting? "
ha must remember that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another time waster who doesn't answer messages... Wouldn't fuck you anyway, your cocks tiny.

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

"Why does nobody talk to me. Ive sent 1000 messages today alone

Get used to it, men rule on here, imagine you got sent 2 messages a year, and one of them was reminding you your supporter pass was due to expire, you'd never have the time to reply.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Condoms make my vagina saggy

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Another time waster who doesn't answer messages... Wouldn't fuck you anyway, your cocks tiny. "

It would get lost in my fanny flaps

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

Does anyone actually meet on here, I've been on here 16 hours now, got no photos, have put the obligatory "fil in lata" text and not had one bit of interest.

I have more luck in real life, I mean I could go round the back of Lidls right now and have 20 blokes lining up to do me up against the bins.

Think i'll leave and let all you dreamers to it, but I'll be back next week with a new profile.

Quick question, where can I get one of those black silhouette photos done, all the cool profiles seem to have them

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Condoms make my vagina saggy"

Oi, its actually an allergy

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

Do guys really like massive bucket fannies, so come on all you size kings let yourselves be known - mines not that big, but I will supply a plank to strap across your arse to stop you falling in

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Try me, mmmmmmmmm. Right now I mean, no point chatting to see if we have a connection and don't worry what you look like I've got plenty of paper bags.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Condoms make my vagina saggy

Oi, its actually an allergy"

You can't get pregnant on a Friday. Doh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How should I improve my profile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How should I improve my profile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How should I improve my profile?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

How should I improve my profile?"

More fanny pics obvs.

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

If women were men - ‘any wank buddies out there’

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Omg spare me your socials, just get in the fucking sack! It's a sex site not the Sunday church group!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

How should I improve my profile?

More fanny pics obvs."

I can't show my face, and you guys say oozing spread labia are gross. There's nothing else I can show! Nothing at all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flock to me im the fuck of your life in your area now send a wink and let me seduce you

Oh wait that used to be my line

Worked a treat too until bathgate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They would be messaging men who have pics of their socks, asking if they will fuck them with their feet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How should I improve my profile?

More fanny pics obvs.

I can't show my face, and you guys say oozing spread labia are gross. There's nothing else I can show! Nothing at all! "

Your toes, obviously

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By *ub Male ExhibitionistMan
over a year ago

bromsgrove

"Parked up in my truck at your local services, fancy coming over and licking me out? "

To be honest I be right there! Lol

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

How should I improve my profile?

More fanny pics obvs.

I can't show my face, and you guys say oozing spread labia are gross. There's nothing else I can show! Nothing at all!

Your toes, obviously

I'm a medical miracle. Oozing labia and face. Nothing else. I have to stay ninja, I'm famous for it. Oops.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Do all boys like their balls teased?

What's the one bulletproof perfume/ lipstick that will guarantee he'll have to fuck me in the pub carpark because he can't resist? Only from Superdrug mind.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I’be never cum from oral or penetration, anyone out there think they can make me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you think of my pictures?

I have used a sky remote as a depth gauge for my arsehole.

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By *onygirlieWoman
over a year ago

Leicestershire

My husband doesn’t want to fuck me anymore not sure why I’ve not asked him, please will you come see to me. Must be at your place obviously. Pussy pics on profile.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"My husband doesn’t want to fuck me anymore not sure why I’ve not asked him, please will you come see to me. Must be at your place obviously. Pussy pics on profile."

Can you only meet in the hours if 9-3pm

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By *aisyDDWoman
over a year ago

North West

Seriously this isn’t a bloody dating site. I don’t want to chat endlessly. Just need fucking right now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely creasing at this thread my god there's some really funny reasons on here thanks i needed a pick me up

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Get a can of deodorant or sky remote and put it against their fanny to show how big it is

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

"Get a can of deodorant or sky remote and put it against their fanny to show how big it is

Pah, that’s nothing I can get one of those red fire extinguishers IN mine

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"Get a can of deodorant or sky remote and put it against their fanny to show how big it is

Pah, that’s nothing I can get one of those red fire extinguishers IN mine "
wow I’d love to see that

but could you take it sideways

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

"Get a can of deodorant or sky remote and put it against their fanny to show how big it is

Pah, that’s nothing I can get one of those red fire extinguishers IN mine wow I’d love to see that

but could you take it sideways

Not sideways, got to save room for the boys on Blue Watch

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"Get a can of deodorant or sky remote and put it against their fanny to show how big it is

Pah, that’s nothing I can get one of those red fire extinguishers IN mine wow I’d love to see that

but could you take it sideways

Not sideways, got to save room for the boys on Blue Watch

"
next time I see one of them red extinguishers I’m going to think of you

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

You look like a big strong traditional man who needs a woman all to himself. You don't belong here, you're far too good for this place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women stop lowering your standards for those fat bastards that are punching above their weight.

They wouldn't get anywhere in the real world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Much prefer a BBM to a stick insect.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Get a can of deodorant or sky remote and put it against their fanny to show how big it is

Pah, that’s nothing I can get one of those red fire extinguishers IN mine "

That’s nothing, I used a draught excluder for a tampon, now where’s them big cocks at

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"hi

Wuu2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hi

Wuu2

Nuthin I'm bored - just stroking my minge waiting for U sexy

Cum over - Cum lick my clitty in my van- I've got a 15 minutes tea break soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Much prefer a BBM to a stick insect."

Real men

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By *eelouWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Best thread, thank you

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

It's a dog eat dog world out there. We don't want those poor fragile men to think that they're more attractive than they are. What about their mental health when their delusions are shattered?

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

"Get a can of deodorant or sky remote and put it against their fanny to show how big it is

Pah, that’s nothing I can get one of those red fire extinguishers IN mine

That’s nothing, I used a draught excluder for a tampon, now where’s them big cocks at

Oh thank you, you’ve given me an idea for some new fanny pics, some with the tampon string hanging out, the boys are gonna luv em

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

Have you noticed some of men on here, especially the mature ones, are punching well above there weight - just an observation

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Don’t forget the selfies of your bits whilst stood over a toilet but you have to make sure it’s not been flushed

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Have you noticed some of men on here, especially the mature ones, are punching well above there weight - just an observation "

Who do they think they are shagging hot 21 year olds!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Don’t forget the selfies of your bits whilst stood over a toilet but you have to make sure it’s not been flushed "

I prefer to take a pic next to the washing up in the sink

anyone fancy a fuck while I squeeze my Fairy over some dirty dirty plates

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I shaved my legs! Let's get fucking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve 20 real close up boob shots in my profile and send them randomly to every guy within 50 miles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on ladies you were doing great taking the mick out of some male fabbers lol ... this has got to go the distance too

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Come on ladies you were doing great taking the mick out of some male fabbers lol ... this has got to go the distance too

Just like the men we have run out of original things to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on ladies you were doing great taking the mick out of some male fabbers lol ... this has got to go the distance too

Just like the men we have run out of original things to say

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cockfarts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on ladies you were doing great taking the mick out of some male fabbers lol ... this has got to go the distance too

Just like the men we have run out of original things to say

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I can’t get no.....meets what am I doing wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Posts a pussy pic and then texts

Like?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Omg my clit has been missing out for so long it's turning blue! I need a cock or I'll explode! Anyone!

Don't make me go gay. It's you prude men. Only reason lesbians exist.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

If I approach my boss and tell him I know he's on Fab, it'll be hot, won't it? Not bad at all.

He's hot. I have needs. I'm a red blooded woman after all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting closer .. some more wit please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting closer .. some more wit please

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get the man a set of pom poms you do some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m edging ...so close now my clit is throbbing for you..turn your cam on now and watch me cum for you ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Edging - love it

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By *he_forgottenMan
over a year ago

Glaschu

It has been misleading

Curvy... this term has been broadly used. Some applies, some big ass lies.

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By *he_forgottenMan
over a year ago

Glaschu

[Removed by poster at 23/03/19 00:11:07]

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By *he_forgottenMan
over a year ago

Glaschu

"If I approach my boss and tell him I know he's on Fab, it'll be hot, won't it? Not bad at all.

He's hot. I have needs. I'm a red blooded woman after all. "

That’ll make you his boss then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been on here for all of 3 days .. rate my profile im not getting any thick juicy cock.. whats wrong with me????

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By *he_forgottenMan
over a year ago

Glaschu

"Been on here for all of 3 days .. rate my profile im not getting any thick juicy cock.. whats wrong with me????"

Open up a man profile

You’ll get loads of u don’t block them

If us man were in position as OP said... we’ll be dreaming of abalones every night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is why I joined the forums....

You guy’s are funny as hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking at your 200 pics of nothing gets me wetter

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

No thankyou ???

WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS NO THANK YOU???

No one would fuck you and your droopy biceps you skinny bastard.....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Come on ladies you were doing great taking the mick out of some male fabbers lol ... this has got to go the distance too

ladies ......

Come on gentlemen !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, do guys like having sex? I honestly have no idea and would like to know, I'm in no way posting the most generic question I can think of just so I can frig my cooch to the replies.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Any guys want me to phone them so they can hear me play with my coochy (lol).

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Got a wide on, need cock, cum fill me now.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Yes sorry my husband is totally real, honest, but he can't talk now because he's asleep, so let's just have some wank chat OK?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me legs are wide open. Come in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heres 17 pictures of my fanny from different angles, fuck me now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LMFAO!!! Funniest feckin' thread I've seen in ages !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hey, guys yeah, is everyone else really horny in the morning or is it just me, my fanny is always totally dripping first thing lol. Totally need some cock right now, pm me PMSL.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Do any men actually meet on this site, or are you all just here for an ego boost?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do any men actually meet on this site, or are you all just here for an ego boost? "

Most are just on here to make it to page 843 of the hot pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sheets are totally soaked. Every morning I wake up from a wet dream. Damn. Sort me out. Now!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Do any men actually meet on this site, or are you all just here for an ego boost?

Most are just on here to make it to page 843 of the hot pics."

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Woke up horny who can help out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bf is getting fucked by two women upstairs, chat dirty to me on this website cause this is totally happening and its definitely not some repressed fantasy that I'm never fulfilling. Now speak some words and make it waterfall in my pants, cause I'd rather be here than up there watching!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love these....hope half the idiot men read them and take note of how crass most of the messages are they send..

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Really funny stuff OP

I posted a similar thread on the Ireland Forum last week (I posted as a female with male attitudes) The comments were a hoot!

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/ireland/861198 enjoy

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Love these....hope half the idiot men read them and take note of how crass most of the messages are they send.."

I've used a few of them this morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take my beefy minge

(Shout out to my beefy bum buddy)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take my beefy minge

(Shout out to my beefy bum buddy)

He’ll be back for you soon PMF

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Wow you must be the sexiest man on Fab, honestly, i’d happily walk barefoot over a field of broken glass to rub my bean in your shadow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send me your sweaty boxers

need to sniff precum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow you must be the sexiest man on Fab, honestly, i’d happily walk barefoot over a field of broken glass to rub my bean in your shadow.

"
i know but im taken

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Your photos are awful, but I'd sit on your face and take your cock anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's up with the men on this site? You open with a dirty message you get ignored, you open with a nice message you get ignored. There's just no pleasing anyone. Fuck this site! I get more shags offline.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Fab should suspend you!

You call yourself average? You don't know what the word means! Oh what a gift you are to the ravenously horny woman. Omg perfection itself.

I can do a magic trick! I can make cocks disappear! All ten inches (don't be shy, you're more than six hubba hubba) of your hot glorious manhood. You definitely need to see this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's all the fat sluts, begging for my pussy. Can't be seen in public with you though, no offence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where can i go dogging in manchester

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Do you think the people around me notice that my minge is soaked and stinks? I hope they know how horny I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why does nobody talk to me. Ive sent 1000 messages today alone

Get used to it, men rule on here, imagine you got sent 2 messages a year, and one of them was reminding you your supporter pass was due to expire, you'd never have the time to reply.

Ha ha. Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy just text me to meet after a couple of no shows for a meet he was having. I am insulted I am 3rd choice but I am horny and any cocks a goal. What should I do?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm going on a luxury holiday to a sunny location next week and need a man to lift my bags. You don't have to do anything else, it's all on me. I'll be naked or in a tiny bikini the whole time if it tempts you, but I definitely won't nag that you owe me sex given I've spent thousands of pounds on you. If you're interested I don't want to talk any further, just meet me at the airport on Monday morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got a wide on, need cock, cum fill me now."

A wide on. Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why does nobody talk to me. Ive sent 1000 messages today alone

Get used to it, men rule on here, imagine you got sent 2 messages a year, and one of them was reminding you your supporter pass was due to expire, you'd never have the time to reply.

Ha ha. Love it

Too funny for any of my contributions

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Any pussy rubbing groups? Men welcome to watch.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Any used Y-Fronts available i can sniff as i rub??

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

You're not really my type, you've got a bit of a gut, you're old and your cock is small, but there's just something about you that's intrigued me. I just have to have you. Sainsbury's carpark in fifteen minutes.

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"What's up with the men on this site? You open with a dirty message you get ignored, you open with a nice message you get ignored. There's just no pleasing anyone. Fuck this site! I get more shags offline."

Haha that is a classic

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Quantity not quality

Here for a good time not a long time

Must be shaved (around the nipples)

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

You men have left me in a terrible dilemma. You're all so fussy. I'm not sure whether to scrape even further down the bottom of the barrel of the fat ugly toothless slobs that inhabit this godforsaken site, or if I should swallow my pride and meet a lady. I'm not gay, no, not at all, totally straight. Gays are yucky. But it's the only option, right?

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

Off to a club tonight, first time

I’ve got the social skills of a used nappy, so do you think shuffling around the club with one hand on my bean and the other flapping around around like a demented darlek grabbing at people is the way forward - PM me answers, men only

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I need a man to take me to a club. Only a gorgeous man with a massive cock need apply. No sex expected, I just need to be shown the ropes. I'm so unworldly compared to you sexy swingers!

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I'm totally straight, but I love staring at boobs in the gym. Particularly in the changing rooms. I think some of my favourites have noticed. Do you think they're lesbians who can't wait to lick me? "

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Hey boys, I need to squirt before I explode. Who wants my load. No uggos.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Omg. Women have needs. Where do men get off expecting us to do anything and not treat them like sex objects? They wear trousers everywhere! The eyes are just drawn to those, uh, bulges

If men want to be taken seriously in the workplace and not have women staring at their cocks all day, they need to wear tents as skirts. Long ones, with petticoats under, so not even a hint of cock. Asking self control of women is too much to ask!

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

If u come to mine tonite we r fucking ok? Don't mess me about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skenes glands need emptying, message me.

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By *onygirlieWoman
over a year ago

Leicestershire

I know it says in my profile that I like buff guys but don’t know why I said that I need to update it really but no one reads profiles do they? Anyway I know you have curves but I’m willing to lower my requirements for you as your profile really appealed to me, and I’m having no luck so really need fucking.......... please?

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