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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

They’d be asking for are used boxers, ain’t gonna happen.

They’d be exaggerating about the size of their tits, ‘Yeah, they’re totally a 38EE!’

When clearly a C at best. (I know nothing about bra sizes, could be no such thing as a 38EE).

Status updates like; ‘Horny and bored, come lick my flange while I watch Escape to the Country!’

Ah, you get the idea with that. Can you think of any other examples where if women were like men on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come fill be up instead of I need to unload

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

My boobs need milking

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"My boobs need milking"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My boobs need milking"

Come drain them.

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

In Sainsburys shopping, anyone wanna help me measure the cucumbers - totally straight, but will consider bearded ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Show their minge hanging over a toilet bowl. Compare their tits to a sky satellite dish

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By *entleman Blue EyesMan
over a year ago

Saffron Walden


"In Sainsburys shopping, anyone wanna help me measure the cucumbers - totally straight, but will consider bearded ladies"

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Threads about doesn’t tit size matter?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

345 close ups of there flange, then starting a thread asking why they can’t get a meet.

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By *entleman Blue EyesMan
over a year ago

Saffron Walden

Guys, remember we have to respond to these marvelous seductive come ons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey babe, I'm free tonight. Fancy coming to mine and finger blasting me till I cream over your moobs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey babe, I'm free tonight. Fancy coming to mine and finger blasting me till I cream over your moobs? "

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

Using various receptacles as a scale of measurement for genitals, from egg cups to wheelie bins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I smell your boxers

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

You'll drive to this postcode. After dark. Tell no one. You'll put a blindfold over yourself on the backseat of your car. Wear a nice tight slim cut suit with shiny shoes. And a gorgeous red velvet thong mmmm just like that. You'll lick the pussy that presents itself to you, do as you're told. Maybe if you're lucky I'll touch your cock. It'll be the night of your life. You won't even want to cum.

Wut. Y u no reply, my pussy neeeds u?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You'll drive to this postcode. After dark. Tell no one. You'll put a blindfold over yourself on the backseat of your car. Wear a nice tight slim cut suit with shiny shoes. And a gorgeous red velvet thong mmmm just like that. You'll lick the pussy that presents itself to you, do as you're told. Maybe if you're lucky I'll touch your cock. It'll be the night of your life. You won't even want to cum.

Wut. Y u no reply, my pussy neeeds u?! "

Ooh now. This excites any which way

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Can I smell your boxers "

Mmm. With skid marks please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey babe, I'm free tonight. Fancy coming to mine and finger blasting me till I cream over your moobs? "

Haha and they say romance is dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna breed?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Wanna breed? "

I'm a verified brood mare with several gorgeous spawn up and down the country with many happy fathers. I'm going to take that cock all inside me, suck those juices in and produce you a beautiful heir. I'm perfect for the job. Check out the size and tilt on my hips! Many happy fathers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanna breed?

I'm a verified brood mare with several gorgeous spawn up and down the country with many happy fathers. I'm going to take that cock all inside me, suck those juices in and produce you a beautiful heir. I'm perfect for the job. Check out the size and tilt on my hips! Many happy fathers. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profile text: Fill in later.

Status: Fill me up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey sweetie, I'm a married woman in need of some excitement and passion. He doesn't want sex after we had children and won't give me what all red-blooded women need. You into anal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I smell your boxers

Mmm. With skid marks please. "

Lol

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Mmm, who can resist a dripping wet hole? Irresistible fishy smell. Cum get me boiz

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

You free now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m gonna teabag you all night long baby....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got an itchy fanny. Wanna scratch?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I need a massage and a lick. Who's offering?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve cum over your photos, hope you don’t mind...

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"My boobs need milking"

Hahahahaha

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Wow babe, you've got the best looking dick on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are literally the most gorgeous man on Fab let’s meet and I will treat you like the Prince you are

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Wow babe, you've got the best looking dick on here"

Actually I think I've used that line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't life be more straightforward?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

You make my boyfriend look like shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got an itchy fanny. Wanna scratch?"

There's a cream for that

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Fancy a Fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come round and bring your mates. I wanna fuck you all so hard like there's no (work) tomorrow.

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

Me and 5 of my bitches are in the local travel lodge, we'd love you to join us so we can whittle down your cock with our sopping holes, send you back to your wife broken

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me and 5 of my bitches are in the local travel lodge, we'd love you to join us so we can whittle down your cock with our sopping holes, send you back to your wife broken"

Fucking classic

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Me and 5 of my bitches are in the local travel lodge, we'd love you to join us so we can whittle down your cock with our sopping holes, send you back to your wife broken"

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm gonna fuck your cock so hard I'll snap it in half!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Imagine the update - haven’t squirted in 48 hours need to unload now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow babe, you've got the best looking dick on here

Actually I think I've used that line "

Never.. you haven't even seen mine yet ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I bury my face in your testicles...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Imagine the update - haven’t squirted in 48 hours need to unload now "

*shudder*

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Can I bury my face in your testicles... "

Hahaha

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Me and 5 of my bitches are in the local travel lodge, we'd love you to join us so we can whittle down your cock with our sopping holes, send you back to your wife broken"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I bury my face in your testicles... "
ok on way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I bury my face in your testicles...

Hahaha"
tbagged

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

I can breathe through my ears so would love to suck your cock all night, dont want anything in return

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Show their minge hanging over a toilet bowl...."

I've seen this.

Really.

They're out there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I bury my face in your testicles... ok on way "

Teabag 78 times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genuine and honest woman. Married but the spark went years ago so looking to put the fun back in. Plus he's pretty vanilla anyway so want to explore my dirty side.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Omg I've only had 100 orgasms today and I need to keep going! Where all da boiz in da house!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Hey where are all the good looking husbands at, just love to fuck those sexy husbands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tame you let the cat out the bag here.....love the comments though hope some of the guys other than me J are reading them and cringing...weve seen so many along these lines...and guys wonder why get blocked or deleted...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You guys are brutal lol lol

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Omg. You guys are such prudes. I don't care about your chests and underwear. And ugh you can just buy Calvin Klein, so what. WE NEED MORE COCK SHOTS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unbelievable the depths you women will sink to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Status update:

Some of you men are so far up your own ass and rude.... manners cost nothing

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Can you send me some pics babe, I'm totally wanking over you right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fanny is as big as the euro tunnel /tight as a scotsmans wallet. Got a face pic.

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

So many fakes, and time wasters, so many women pretending to be men.

Any guys fancy a tribute?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I’m parked in the services which sexy man slut is gonna come and suck my pussy dry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi , how is the site treating you?

Have you met new women lately?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why can’t iget a meet, I’ve the best Fanny on here, you’re all cocks

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Status update - so many guys with their head up their own arse here.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Unbelievable the depths you women will sink to"

You love it, now get that nipple back in your mouth and get sucking

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Wanking at work, hitched up my short skirt looking my boss right in the eye. God I need a man to bend me over.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Unbelievable the depths you women will sink to"

If only some of the blokes on here could reach those depths, hey ladies?! Who’s with me ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant get my head around this youv twisted my melon man

Il just watch and laugh

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

Wheres all the DILFs, 18yo virgin looking for that alfa [sic] mail [sic] to teach her the ways of the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to suck your cock for hours nothing required in return

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could play with fantastic looking cock and ball all night long....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna tribute? Send me a pic of your dick so I can smear my dripping fanny over it.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria


"They’d be asking for are used boxers, ain’t gonna happen.

They’d be exaggerating about the size of their tits, ‘Yeah, they’re totally a 38EE!’

When clearly a C at best. (I know nothing about bra sizes, could be no such thing as a 38EE).

Status updates like; ‘Horny and bored, come lick my flange while I watch Escape to the Country!’

Ah, you get the idea with that. Can you think of any other examples where if women were like men on here?

"

Best fourm for a long time..

Thank..

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By *esires of HertsCouple
over a year ago

Herts and London Borders

I'll be best fuck you've ever had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any woman fancy putting some of this as their status to see the response

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The women are on a roll on this thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There would be a lot more sex and much less whining i guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny thread

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Heavy squirter, tell me where you want it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Funny thread "

Fanny thread...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heavy squirter, tell me where you want it "

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Wanna tribute? Send me a pic of your dick so I can smear my dripping fanny over it."

Noooo, we would want a face pic for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How insulting! No message at all is better than the patronising 'thanks for the message but...' one you sent me. You really need to check your attitude!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Size definitely matters. Accept no imitations. F cup over here, hips don't lie, size Kings get AT me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 22/03/19 18:45:29]

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Men, do you like anal, tell you best anal stories here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant cum from oral am i wierd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna suck you all night long until my gums bleed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Funny thread

Fanny thread..."

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea

I’m working in your area , meet me in 10 minutes at the back of my hostel I’m sooo horny, I’ve attached photos it is me standing a mile away on a mountain with wrap around specs and 10 cock picks !

10 minutes mind or you will lose your chance

Ps send my your number, I will call once I see you but it will be witheld as it’s a work phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna shit on your chest

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Wanna wank over the pictures I secretly took of my husband? Or swap crusty drawers?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"I cant cum from oral am i wierd"

Let me suck it for you it will be the best you ever had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Il pay you 50 to fuck me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any man want a nice massage...

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

Any ladies want to hide in the fridge while I fuck their husbands over the kitchen sink?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Wanna wank over the pictures I secretly took of my husband? Or swap crusty drawers? "

My husbands upstairs getting spit roasted kik me to chat about it

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"Any man want a nice massage..."

You can't do nice your evil

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea

I can make all the guys squirt !

From fastest fingers felicity

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Women stop fucking messaging me, I only like men!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Women stop fucking messaging me, I only like men! "

Omg! A woman looked at me! Women should get off this site! Perverts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Husband is sick in bed wanna meet me alone and we could fuck in the pub car park

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"Il pay you 50 to fuck me?"

I will pay you to teabag me 75 times I like my tea strong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women stop fucking messaging me, I only like men! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any man want a nice massage...

You can't do nice your evil "

I’ll show you evil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unbelievable the depths you women will sink to

You love it, now get that nipple back in your mouth and get sucking "

Well, as you've put it like that - OK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m straight ffs not fab straight...

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"Any man want a nice massage...

You can't do nice your evil

I’ll show you evil "

Ooo bring it on chocolate box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free minge this weekend! Fuck & go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to drown in a slurry pit as you watch counting 5k

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Free to fuck tonight ..status update

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Yeah I know I said I was dying to shag you before you deleted my message, but you're just a micro-penised round arsed loser anyway. So there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m straight ffs not fab straight..."

Good on ya .. put them straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hairy ballsack or smooth?

Which of you fabbers likes a hairy ballsack? I've not seen one for years. I used to love licking and sucking on a delicious pair of hairy plums, the way nature intended.

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

New profile, but been here before - so if anyone remembers me from one of my old profiles, please re-verify me so the Drs can send you the antibiotics.

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea

Up for anything with anyone on for more details

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Yeah I know I said I was dying to shag you before you deleted my message, but you're just a micro-penised round arsed loser anyway. So there! "

Ha ha

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Only looking for real curvy men, with natural big moobs

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea

Pm

Lol this thread is good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who wants to fuck in my Audi R8? Just don't cum on my Armani trousers or damage my Rolex.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Who enjoys sucking on a good pair of knob flaps (if you were there you know)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 100% genuine. Seriously. Meet me. Now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

The club was awful.

Kept getting followed by the clit-flicking corpses.

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea


"Who enjoys sucking on a good pair of knob flaps (if you were there you know) "

lol

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm in your area tonight and I thought I might interest you in some mature steak and craft beer. Can't let the high thread count bed or decorative cushions go to waste, can we?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahahhaha

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Out for a drive, any lovely men need a lift?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daddy I’ve done my homework can I go out to play now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pictures of breasts taken next to a satsuma, instead of an orange. Or with a mini kit kat between them.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Any young straight females looking for oral only? I'll lick you good, discretion assured.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My husband doesn't understand me but I want him to take cock so we can have a 3sum?

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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago

S West

I think most of them wouldn't be able to jump through my hoops and be good looking enough to get a reply :p

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I only wear Chanel, I look after myself, and I can't even get a beer bellied chav to sit on? Omg this site is a disgrace! Patriarchy gone mad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello my name's Maureen. I'm 95 years old, hope you dont mind a slightly older female. I'm drug and disease free but haven't been tested in 70 years. I'm just going to write another 65 lines of absolute shit you won't find interesting and a few unfunny one liners I think you'll love.

I'm not married but may be wearing a wedding ring when I come to give you the night of your life. I look a little bit older than the blurry photo I took of myself standing 5 foot away in the dark 10 years ago but I have a great personality.

Can we please meet in 30 seconds? I'd love for you to get me pregnant sexy.

Another one liner here.

Maureen xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The club was awful.

Kept getting followed by the clit-flicking corpses. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank fuck women aren't men, it's enough to turn a guy fab gay.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BWM for you pleasure

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Omg it's just a minge. It doesn't have teeth. You don't have to find me attractive. Just stick your cock in. I thought this was nsa, why have standards?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love big cocks and I cannot lie.

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

Who loves wearing their husbands boxers and holed odd socks - I love sneaking them out of the wash basket to wear under my work clothes

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"The club was awful.

Kept getting followed by the clit-flicking corpses. "

PMSL

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By *ustalittleKinkWoman
over a year ago

in the shadows

Looking to have my back doors smashed in tonight. Who's game?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Does anyone want to swap naked pics of our husbands?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Timing's perfect for some minge smashing. Just finished my period. No more baby making lining! All good!

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

I really want to take my husband to a club (preferably a greedy boys night) but he's worried and nervous; how can I stop him being such a whiny bitch about it

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I really want to take my husband to a club (preferably a greedy boys night) but he's worried and nervous; how can I stop him being such a whiny bitch about it"

Just get him pissed, give him Viagra, and nag at him until he gives in. You have needs, girl, don't accept no for an answer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Offering discreet dark room fanny licking to straight ladies with nothing expected in return"

Sent to other woman who is only looking to meet men.

B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone want to swap naked pics of our husbands? "

Really

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"I really want to take my husband to a club (preferably a greedy boys night) but he's worried and nervous; how can I stop him being such a whiny bitch about it"

And how can I persuade him to let another guy join us?

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

Just taken 4 viagra, clits like an upturned sticklebrick ready to ruin some tight male arseholes, bareback preferred

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Does any other ladies like rubbing their erect nipples on their husbands favourite football shirt

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Any ladies be interested in joining a wank group?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Just taken 4 viagra, clits like an upturned sticklebrick ready to ruin some tight male arseholes, bareback preferred"

Yesssssss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only , anyone know a site like that ???

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Does anyone know where I can purchase used wank socks, the crustier the better

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London


"Any ladies be interested in joining a wank group? "

Not gay or anything, but this really interests me promise not to break eye contact

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"If only , anyone know a site like that ??? "

Umm. The point is, this is actually pretty horrible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just taken 4 viagra, clits like an upturned sticklebrick ready to ruin some tight male arseholes, bareback preferred"

Best. Post. Ever.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

The blokes have gone all quiet

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By *ream3.14159Man
over a year ago

Here & there

Send me one-liner message and lots of cock pics please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If only , anyone know a site like that ???

Umm. The point is, this is actually pretty horrible. "

Was sarcasm babe ,,,

But if you know one ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm straight but any ladies like to come round to mine and watch videos of my husband and lady wank to them.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Oh my god, all these guys talking about the patriarchy, haven't you got enough already? You're all just a bunch of women hating frigid gays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phone/Kik wank anyone? Swop pics talk about are wife's. Horny now, anything goes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are there any guys who actually meet on this site.. I write a respectful message tailored to their profile and it sits unread in their inbox...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The blokes have gone all quiet "

Haha, I think they’re just letting the women vent.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I never knew boys could be so modest and shy. It's the only possible reason you deleted my message. I don't bite, babe, I just want to sit on your cock. I put on my best lipstick for you and everything.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just taken 4 viagra, clits like an upturned sticklebrick ready to ruin some tight male arseholes, bareback preferred"

Fucking crying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen this guys profile.. I fit it in every way.. How can I get round their filters?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"The blokes have gone all quiet

Haha, I think they’re just letting the women vent."

This is cathartic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually feel a bit ashamed at some of the stuff you ladies have to put up with ...

I promise I have nothing to do with it ... Apologising on behalf of the male population of fab

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By *oredShitlessxxxCouple
over a year ago

luton

Cum fuck me im nearby, I love to take it up the arse!

Ps heres my whattsapp ...

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I am 6ft 8 slim and fit

I am also lucky to have 9.5 inches too!

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over a year ago

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