FabSwingers.com forum: WTF my gadets have a mind of there own.

By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I've been sat on the sofa minding my own business when alexa starts spouting a load of nonsense for no apparent reason and now my phone has just pinged with Google maps saying I'm only 2 minutes from arriving home.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Modern technology. Nothing works as it should. Kinda feels like we are going backwards.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

My Alexa is a defiant mare! I tell her to stop playing music and she pauses briefly before resuming in utter defiance!

She also randomly interjects on conversations I have whilst I’m on the phone etc.

Rude cow!

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Modern technology. Nothing works as it should. Kinda feels like we are going backwards."

Yep we're just waiting for Skylab to come on line now and we're all fucked

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"I've been sat on the sofa minding my own business when alexa starts spouting a load of nonsense for no apparent reason and now my phone has just pinged with Google maps saying I'm only 2 minutes from arriving home.

This could be someone trying to hack into your devices be aware check who is connected to your WiFi

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

It freaks me a little bit as I'm told they're always listening, someone was just talking to somebody else about some new work boots and next he is getting adverts on his devices about them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obviously you have been mistreating your alexa...she is always behaving for me

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"My Alexa is a defiant mare! I tell her to stop playing music and she pauses briefly before resuming in utter defiance!

She also randomly interjects on conversations I have whilst I’m on the phone etc.

Rude cow!

Mine is a bit like that. She obeys everybody else, but if I ask her for something, oh no, she doesn't know how to do that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Modern technology. Nothing works as it should. Kinda feels like we are going backwards.

Yep we're just waiting for Skylab to come on line now and we're all fucked

Fucking AI. all ever hear now how is Elon Musk banging on how AI could be the ruin of us all and nobody knows exactly what's going to happen once the singularity occurs.

So make an off switch....duhhhh

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

This could be someone trying to hack into your devices be aware check who is connected to your WiFi

Prue my Wi-Fi is as secure as it can be

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

It's your age!

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"It freaks me a little bit as I'm told they're always listening, someone was just talking to somebody else about some new work boots and next he is getting adverts on his devices about them. "

Its happened to me in the past too.

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Obviously you have been mistreating your alexa...she is always behaving for me"

Well I do have it sat on a bookcase in the corner

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"My Alexa is a defiant mare! I tell her to stop playing music and she pauses briefly before resuming in utter defiance!

She also randomly interjects on conversations I have whilst I’m on the phone etc.

Rude cow!

Mine is a bit like that. She obeys everybody else, but if I ask her for something, oh no, she doesn't know how to do that. "

Mine also seems to take a vicious delight in feigning ignorance at my requests, invariably whenever someone else is in my house(!) It’s almost as though she’s deliberately punishing me and attempting to belittle me in front of others

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"My Alexa is a defiant mare! I tell her to stop playing music and she pauses briefly before resuming in utter defiance!

She also randomly interjects on conversations I have whilst I’m on the phone etc.

Rude cow!

That's what it did to me too

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Somebody said it all ties and quite a lot with Google and then when you use Google Maps they can send you certain routes depending on what advertisers have paid for billboards that way, so they can direct traffic according to where they have sold certain ads that dynamic might be interested in.

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"My Alexa is a defiant mare! I tell her to stop playing music and she pauses briefly before resuming in utter defiance!

She also randomly interjects on conversations I have whilst I’m on the phone etc.

Rude cow!

Mine is a bit like that. She obeys everybody else, but if I ask her for something, oh no, she doesn't know how to do that. "

Yep..

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Modern technology. Nothing works as it should. Kinda feels like we are going backwards.

Yep we're just waiting for Skylab to come on line now and we're all fucked

Fucking AI. all ever hear now how is Elon Musk banging on how AI could be the ruin of us all and nobody knows exactly what's going to happen once the singularity occurs.

So make an off switch....duhhhh"

You'd have thought with all the brains they have collectively they would have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Modern technology. Nothing works as it should. Kinda feels like we are going backwards.

Yep we're just waiting for Skylab to come on line now and we're all fucked

Fucking AI. all ever hear now how is Elon Musk banging on how AI could be the ruin of us all and nobody knows exactly what's going to happen once the singularity occurs.

So make an off switch....duhhhh

You'd have thought with all the brains they have collectively they would have."

Or just dont hook it up to the internet. I mean why the fuck would you if you thought it might go tits up.

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Modern technology. Nothing works as it should. Kinda feels like we are going backwards.

Yep we're just waiting for Skylab to come on line now and we're all fucked

Fucking AI. all ever hear now how is Elon Musk banging on how AI could be the ruin of us all and nobody knows exactly what's going to happen once the singularity occurs.

So make an off switch....duhhhh

You'd have thought with all the brains they have collectively they would have.

Or just dont hook it up to the internet. I mean why the fuck would you if you thought it might go tits up."

They never listen to sound advice from people below their pay grade.

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

My Alexa had a heart stopping few minutes where she refused to comment operate until I said "Please"

I shit you not....the fucking thing went inoperable until i asked her nicely!

In hindsight I should have just pulled the plug and killed the bitch but at the time....wide eyed bemused and very unsettled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Alexa is a defiant mare! I tell her to stop playing music and she pauses briefly before resuming in utter defiance!

She also randomly interjects on conversations I have whilst I’m on the phone etc.

Rude cow!

Sounds like she needs a good spanking

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"My Alexa had a heart stopping few minutes where she refused to comment operate until I said "Please"

I shit you not....the fucking thing went inoperable until i asked her nicely!

In hindsight I should have just pulled the plug and killed the bitch but at the time....wide eyed bemused and very unsettled "

Stuck up Bitch

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"My Alexa had a heart stopping few minutes where she refused to comment operate until I said "Please"

I shit you not....the fucking thing went inoperable until i asked her nicely!

In hindsight I should have just pulled the plug and killed the bitch but at the time....wide eyed bemused and very unsettled "

I swear, Alexa has watched 2001: A Space Odyssey one to many times and has been inspired by Hal.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This wouldn't happen if you didn't have one. Like me for example ... I don't have one and it never happens to me.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"My Alexa is a defiant mare! I tell her to stop playing music and she pauses briefly before resuming in utter defiance!

She also randomly interjects on conversations I have whilst I’m on the phone etc.

Rude cow!

Sounds like she needs a good spanking

Or a good old bucket of water thrown on her.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Alexa is a defiant mare! I tell her to stop playing music and she pauses briefly before resuming in utter defiance!

She also randomly interjects on conversations I have whilst I’m on the phone etc.

Rude cow!

Sounds like she needs a good spanking

Or a good old bucket of water thrown on her.....

You’re harsh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have my alexa hooked up to spotify...the only time she has trouble is with foreign musicians.

She also controls my lights and xbox tv and Netflix

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"My Alexa had a heart stopping few minutes where she refused to comment operate until I said "Please"

I shit you not....the fucking thing went inoperable until i asked her nicely!

In hindsight I should have just pulled the plug and killed the bitch but at the time....wide eyed bemused and very unsettled

I swear, Alexa has watched 2001: A Space Odyssey one to many times and has been inspired by Hal....."

Oh shit I have star trek discovery on

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"My Alexa is a defiant mare! I tell her to stop playing music and she pauses briefly before resuming in utter defiance!

She also randomly interjects on conversations I have whilst I’m on the phone etc.

Rude cow!

Mine is a bit like that. She obeys everybody else, but if I ask her for something, oh no, she doesn't know how to do that.

Yep.."

I just got a little dot upstairs though, she's much more obedient. So far!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Alexa had a heart stopping few minutes where she refused to comment operate until I said "Please"

I shit you not....the fucking thing went inoperable until i asked her nicely!

In hindsight I should have just pulled the plug and killed the bitch but at the time....wide eyed bemused and very unsettled

I swear, Alexa has watched 2001: A Space Odyssey one to many times and has been inspired by Hal....."

Ask her to open the pod bay doors

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"My Alexa had a heart stopping few minutes where she refused to comment operate until I said "Please"

I shit you not....the fucking thing went inoperable until i asked her nicely!

In hindsight I should have just pulled the plug and killed the bitch but at the time....wide eyed bemused and very unsettled

I swear, Alexa has watched 2001: A Space Odyssey one to many times and has been inspired by Hal.....

Oh shit I have star trek discovery on

I always make a point to watch Terminator movies in a different room to her....

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