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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Awe bless the sound of spring has awoken me this morning, NOISY FUCKERS!! have a great day everyone

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

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By *hiterabbit6Couple
over a year ago

Sexytown, Moray

Morning PP

Have a fucking fantastic Friday everyone

Rabbit x x

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Morning PP

Have a fucking fantastic Friday everyone

Rabbit x x "

Good morning to you too rabbit xx

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Well this is pointless...

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Morning you sexy lot x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning PP, morning everyone x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aaaaahhhh there your are PP

Morning tase coming your way, that will make you twitter

Morning evryone

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Well this is pointless..."

Morning PP

Fancy a game of hide and seek?

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Good morning pp. Good morning early birds. I adore the sounds of the birds singing away in the morning. It does make me miss my baby Blackbird though. She was adorable. Coffee in a Starmix mug and a vape in the garden before work methinks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well this is pointless...

Morning PP

Fancy a game of hide and seek? "

Morning “claps”... can I have a cup of tea please

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Well this is pointless...

Morning PP

Fancy a game of hide and seek?

Morning “claps”... can I have a cup of tea please "

Yes of course, I've hidden it though

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Morning you sexy lot x"

Morning Nick

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Good morning PP, morning everyone x"

Morning Kelly xx

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Aaaaahhhh there your are PP

Morning tase coming your way, that will make you twitter

Morning evryone "

Morning cheeky x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning everyone

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Well this is pointless...

Morning PP

Fancy a game of hide and seek? "

Morning nymph x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aaaaahhhh there your are PP

Morning tase coming your way, that will make you twitter

Morning evryone

Morning cheeky x"

I can hear birds every where, mind you I’ve just fell out of bed

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Good morning pp. Good morning early birds. I adore the sounds of the birds singing away in the morning. It does make me miss my baby Blackbird though. She was adorable. Coffee in a Starmix mug and a vape in the garden before work methinks. "

Morning macc it's naked in the sofa with a coffee and a fab for me x

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Morning PPP and all

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Good morning OP.. Hope everyone has a great friday

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Aaaaahhhh there your are PP

Morning tase coming your way, that will make you twitter

Morning evryone

Morning cheeky x

I can hear birds every where, mind you I’ve just fell out of bed "

Silly bugger

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Good morning PP / good morning all,

Thank Crunchie it's...

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

Good morning PP and all hope you all have a good day

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Good morning PP and all hope you all have a good day "

Nom nom

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Morning PPP and all "

Good morning to you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning PP and all hope you all have a good day

Nom nom "

Behave you, he’s not well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning you sexy lot

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Good morning OP.. Hope everyone has a great friday "

Goid morning snowwhite and the same to you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning PP, I’m way too tired to adult today

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Good morning PP and all hope you all have a good day

Nom nom

Behave you, he’s not well "

Arhhhhh so he crnt run???????

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Good morning PP / good morning all,

Thank Crunchie it's..."

Morning

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Good morning PP and all hope you all have a good day "

Morning

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Good morning PP and all hope you all have a good day

Nom nom "

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Morning you sexy lot"

Morning

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Morning PP, I’m way too tired to adult today "

Morning SB, who wants to be an adult anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well this is pointless...

Morning PP

Fancy a game of hide and seek?

Morning “claps”... can I have a cup of tea please

Yes of course, I've hidden it though "

I’ve just looked in the washing machine, it’s not in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning PP, I’m way too tired to adult today

Morning SB, who wants to be an adult anyway "

I know but I have things I have to do and I don’t have the energy, don’t think any amount of energy drinks will perk me up this morning

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Well this is pointless...

Morning PP

Fancy a game of hide and seek?

Morning “claps”... can I have a cup of tea please

Yes of course, I've hidden it though

I’ve just looked in the washing machine, it’s not in there "

Eh?

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Morning PP, I’m way too tired to adult today

Morning SB, who wants to be an adult anyway

I know but I have things I have to do and I don’t have the energy, don’t think any amount of energy drinks will perk me up this morning "

You know what you need don't you, carrot cake

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"Morning PP, I’m way too tired to adult today

Morning SB, who wants to be an adult anyway

I know but I have things I have to do and I don’t have the energy, don’t think any amount of energy drinks will perk me up this morning "

Come along lady. You have a busy day ahead. Don’take me come over there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning PP, I’m way too tired to adult today

Morning SB, who wants to be an adult anyway

I know but I have things I have to do and I don’t have the energy, don’t think any amount of energy drinks will perk me up this morning

You know what you need don't you, carrot cake "

I don’t eat cake

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Morning PP, I’m way too tired to adult today

Morning SB, who wants to be an adult anyway

I know but I have things I have to do and I don’t have the energy, don’t think any amount of energy drinks will perk me up this morning

You know what you need don't you, carrot cake

I don’t eat cake "

Yeah right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning PP, I’m way too tired to adult today

Morning SB, who wants to be an adult anyway

I know but I have things I have to do and I don’t have the energy, don’t think any amount of energy drinks will perk me up this morning

Come along lady. You have a busy day ahead. Don’take me come over there! "

It’s only Friday, it’s tomorrow that I have to have my shit together for x

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"Morning PP, I’m way too tired to adult today

Morning SB, who wants to be an adult anyway

I know but I have things I have to do and I don’t have the energy, don’t think any amount of energy drinks will perk me up this morning

Come along lady. You have a busy day ahead. Don’take me come over there!

It’s only Friday, it’s tomorrow that I have to have my shit together for x"

Uff lady. Get your arse in gear. I’m exceedingly well practiced at getting lazy 12 year olds motivated. You’ll be a doddle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well this is pointless...

Morning PP

Fancy a game of hide and seek?

Morning “claps”... can I have a cup of tea please

Yes of course, I've hidden it though

I’ve just looked in the washing machine, it’s not in there

Eh?"

I N has made me a cup of tea buts she’s hidden it, I’m looking for it

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Well this is pointless...

Morning PP

Fancy a game of hide and seek?

Morning “claps”... can I have a cup of tea please

Yes of course, I've hidden it though

I’ve just looked in the washing machine, it’s not in there

Eh?

I N has made me a cup of tea buts she’s hidden it, I’m looking for it "

I've had to make my own AGAIN, no more Maltesers x

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Morning everyone "

Good morning tanmay it's a bit manic in here but I found you x

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

I'm concentrating, morning constitutional.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well this is pointless...

Morning PP

Fancy a game of hide and seek?

Morning “claps”... can I have a cup of tea please

Yes of course, I've hidden it though

I’ve just looked in the washing machine, it’s not in there

Eh?

I N has made me a cup of tea buts she’s hidden it, I’m looking for it

I've had to make my own AGAIN, no more Maltesers x "

No more Maltesers for Nymph, she’s the one that never made you a cup...hand mine over now please or else your getting extra tasers this morning

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I'm concentrating, morning constitutional..... "

Omg woman is nothing sacred

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm concentrating, morning constitutional..... "

You having a poop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning PP

Good morning fabbers

Hope you all have a very Filty Friday.

Jo&D.Xx

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"Well this is pointless...

Morning PP

Fancy a game of hide and seek?

Morning “claps”... can I have a cup of tea please

Yes of course, I've hidden it though

I’ve just looked in the washing machine, it’s not in there

Eh?

I N has made me a cup of tea buts she’s hidden it, I’m looking for it

I've had to make my own AGAIN, no more Maltesers x

No more Maltesers for Nymph, she’s the one that never made you a cup...hand mine over now please or else your getting extra tasers this morning "

Have you looked in the biscuits tin it's biscuit tea

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Well this is pointless...

Morning PP

Fancy a game of hide and seek?

Morning “claps”... can I have a cup of tea please

Yes of course, I've hidden it though

I’ve just looked in the washing machine, it’s not in there

Eh?

I N has made me a cup of tea buts she’s hidden it, I’m looking for it

I've had to make my own AGAIN, no more Maltesers x

No more Maltesers for Nymph, she’s the one that never made you a cup...hand mine over now please or else your getting extra tasers this morning "

Bring it on lady do your worse

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"I'm concentrating, morning constitutional.....

You having a poop "

I think I'm poorly.....its like sheep sh*t little pebbles

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Good morning PP

Good morning fabbers

Hope you all have a very Filty Friday.

Jo&D.Xx "

Good morning Jo please forgive the rabble xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm concentrating, morning constitutional.....

You having a poop

I think I'm poorly.....its like sheep sh*t little pebbles "

Pmsl....get Alan to help

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"I'm concentrating, morning constitutional.....

You having a poop

I think I'm poorly.....its like sheep sh*t little pebbles "

Alan has done this to you I told you to stick with Bob

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I'm concentrating, morning constitutional.....

You having a poop

I think I'm poorly.....its like sheep sh*t little pebbles "

You mean chocolate raisins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well this is pointless...

Morning PP

Fancy a game of hide and seek?

Morning “claps”... can I have a cup of tea please

Yes of course, I've hidden it though

I’ve just looked in the washing machine, it’s not in there

Eh?

I N has made me a cup of tea buts she’s hidden it, I’m looking for it

I've had to make my own AGAIN, no more Maltesers x

No more Maltesers for Nymph, she’s the one that never made you a cup...hand mine over now please or else your getting extra tasers this morning

Bring it on lady do your worse "

I’ve just put the extra large one on charge, the street lights have gone out

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Morning all xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well this is pointless...

Morning PP

Fancy a game of hide and seek?

Morning “claps”... can I have a cup of tea please

Yes of course, I've hidden it though

I’ve just looked in the washing machine, it’s not in there

Eh?

I N has made me a cup of tea buts she’s hidden it, I’m looking for it

I've had to make my own AGAIN, no more Maltesers x

No more Maltesers for Nymph, she’s the one that never made you a cup...hand mine over now please or else your getting extra tasers this morning

Have you looked in the biscuits tin it's biscuit tea "

Have you tried that it’s lovely...just like you

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Morning all xxx"

Goid morning Lisa xx

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Well this is pointless...

Morning PP

Fancy a game of hide and seek?

Morning “claps”... can I have a cup of tea please

Yes of course, I've hidden it though

I’ve just looked in the washing machine, it’s not in there

Eh?

I N has made me a cup of tea buts she’s hidden it, I’m looking for it

I've had to make my own AGAIN, no more Maltesers x

No more Maltesers for Nymph, she’s the one that never made you a cup...hand mine over now please or else your getting extra tasers this morning

Have you looked in the biscuits tin it's biscuit tea

Have you tried that it’s lovely...just like you "

Oh I'm going to be sick now

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"Well this is pointless...

Morning PP

Fancy a game of hide and seek?

Morning “claps”... can I have a cup of tea please

Yes of course, I've hidden it though

I’ve just looked in the washing machine, it’s not in there

Eh?

I N has made me a cup of tea buts she’s hidden it, I’m looking for it

I've had to make my own AGAIN, no more Maltesers x

No more Maltesers for Nymph, she’s the one that never made you a cup...hand mine over now please or else your getting extra tasers this morning

Have you looked in the biscuits tin it's biscuit tea

Have you tried that it’s lovely...just like you "

Aw I new you should have gone to specsavers

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Morning youse lot .. soon be Saturday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well this is pointless...

Morning PP

Fancy a game of hide and seek?

Morning “claps”... can I have a cup of tea please

Yes of course, I've hidden it though

I’ve just looked in the washing machine, it’s not in there

Eh?

I N has made me a cup of tea buts she’s hidden it, I’m looking for it

I've had to make my own AGAIN, no more Maltesers x

No more Maltesers for Nymph, she’s the one that never made you a cup...hand mine over now please or else your getting extra tasers this morning

Have you looked in the biscuits tin it's biscuit tea

Have you tried that it’s lovely...just like you

Oh I'm going to be sick now "

Oh god, don’t be sick on the maltesers will you

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"I'm concentrating, morning constitutional.....

You having a poop

I think I'm poorly.....its like sheep sh*t little pebbles

You mean chocolate raisins "

Well I've just had a poo baby....Alan jnr I shall call him...

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Well this is pointless...

Morning PP

Fancy a game of hide and seek?

Morning “claps”... can I have a cup of tea please

Yes of course, I've hidden it though

I’ve just looked in the washing machine, it’s not in there

Eh?

I N has made me a cup of tea buts she’s hidden it, I’m looking for it

I've had to make my own AGAIN, no more Maltesers x

No more Maltesers for Nymph, she’s the one that never made you a cup...hand mine over now please or else your getting extra tasers this morning

Have you looked in the biscuits tin it's biscuit tea

Have you tried that it’s lovely...just like you

Aw I new you should have gone to specsavers "

I did and they told me I was blind in one eye, I'm now waiting for cataract surgery.

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Morning youse lot .. soon be Saturday "

Morning rodg

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Well this is pointless...

Morning PP

Fancy a game of hide and seek?

Morning “claps”... can I have a cup of tea please

Yes of course, I've hidden it though

I’ve just looked in the washing machine, it’s not in there

Eh?

I N has made me a cup of tea buts she’s hidden it, I’m looking for it

I've had to make my own AGAIN, no more Maltesers x

No more Maltesers for Nymph, she’s the one that never made you a cup...hand mine over now please or else your getting extra tasers this morning

Have you looked in the biscuits tin it's biscuit tea

Have you tried that it’s lovely...just like you

Oh I'm going to be sick now

Oh god, don’t be sick on the maltesers will you "

Too late I'm afraid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm concentrating, morning constitutional.....

You having a poop

I think I'm poorly.....its like sheep sh*t little pebbles

You mean chocolate raisins

Well I've just had a poo baby....Alan jnr I shall call him... "

Eeerrrrrrmmmmmthats a nice name

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I'm concentrating, morning constitutional.....

You having a poop

I think I'm poorly.....its like sheep sh*t little pebbles

You mean chocolate raisins

Well I've just had a poo baby....Alan jnr I shall call him... "

No batteries required

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well this is pointless...

Morning PP

Fancy a game of hide and seek?

Morning “claps”... can I have a cup of tea please

Yes of course, I've hidden it though

I’ve just looked in the washing machine, it’s not in there

Eh?

I N has made me a cup of tea buts she’s hidden it, I’m looking for it

I've had to make my own AGAIN, no more Maltesers x

No more Maltesers for Nymph, she’s the one that never made you a cup...hand mine over now please or else your getting extra tasers this morning

Have you looked in the biscuits tin it's biscuit tea

Have you tried that it’s lovely...just like you

Oh I'm going to be sick now

Oh god, don’t be sick on the maltesers will you

Too late I'm afraid "

Oh no cean you buy me another 17 boxes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm concentrating, morning constitutional.....

You having a poop

I think I'm poorly.....its like sheep sh*t little pebbles

You mean chocolate raisins

Well I've just had a poo baby....Alan jnr I shall call him...

No batteries required "

That’s just s**t

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"I'm concentrating, morning constitutional.....

You having a poop

I think I'm poorly.....its like sheep sh*t little pebbles

You mean chocolate raisins

Well I've just had a poo baby....Alan jnr I shall call him...

No batteries required "

*Proud mum*

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Well this is pointless...

Morning PP

Fancy a game of hide and seek?

Morning “claps”... can I have a cup of tea please

Yes of course, I've hidden it though

I’ve just looked in the washing machine, it’s not in there

Eh?

I N has made me a cup of tea buts she’s hidden it, I’m looking for it

I've had to make my own AGAIN, no more Maltesers x

No more Maltesers for Nymph, she’s the one that never made you a cup...hand mine over now please or else your getting extra tasers this morning

Have you looked in the biscuits tin it's biscuit tea

Have you tried that it’s lovely...just like you

Oh I'm going to be sick now

Oh god, don’t be sick on the maltesers will you

Too late I'm afraid

Oh no cean you buy me another 17 boxes please "

You best behave then and gizza snog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well this is pointless...

Morning PP

Fancy a game of hide and seek?

Morning “claps”... can I have a cup of tea please

Yes of course, I've hidden it though

I’ve just looked in the washing machine, it’s not in there

Eh?

I N has made me a cup of tea buts she’s hidden it, I’m looking for it

I've had to make my own AGAIN, no more Maltesers x

No more Maltesers for Nymph, she’s the one that never made you a cup...hand mine over now please or else your getting extra tasers this morning

Have you looked in the biscuits tin it's biscuit tea

Have you tried that it’s lovely...just like you

Oh I'm going to be sick now

Oh god, don’t be sick on the maltesers will you

Too late I'm afraid

Oh no cean you buy me another 17 boxes please

You best behave then and gizza snog "

Pucker up young man, I’m incoming

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I'm concentrating, morning constitutional.....

You having a poop

I think I'm poorly.....its like sheep sh*t little pebbles

You mean chocolate raisins

Well I've just had a poo baby....Alan jnr I shall call him...

No batteries required

*Proud mum*"

Shall we wet the babies head then

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over a year ago


"I'm concentrating, morning constitutional.....

You having a poop

I think I'm poorly.....its like sheep sh*t little pebbles

You mean chocolate raisins

Well I've just had a poo baby....Alan jnr I shall call him...

No batteries required

*Proud mum*"

Congratulations, what can I buy Alan Jr

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Well this is pointless...

Morning PP

Fancy a game of hide and seek?

Morning “claps”... can I have a cup of tea please

Yes of course, I've hidden it though

I’ve just looked in the washing machine, it’s not in there

Eh?

I N has made me a cup of tea buts she’s hidden it, I’m looking for it

I've had to make my own AGAIN, no more Maltesers x

No more Maltesers for Nymph, she’s the one that never made you a cup...hand mine over now please or else your getting extra tasers this morning

Have you looked in the biscuits tin it's biscuit tea

Have you tried that it’s lovely...just like you

Oh I'm going to be sick now

Oh god, don’t be sick on the maltesers will you

Too late I'm afraid

Oh no cean you buy me another 17 boxes please

You best behave then and gizza snog

Pucker up young man, I’m incoming "

Well I'm already naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm concentrating, morning constitutional.....

You having a poop

I think I'm poorly.....its like sheep sh*t little pebbles

You mean chocolate raisins

Well I've just had a poo baby....Alan jnr I shall call him...

No batteries required

*Proud mum*

Shall we wet the babies head then "

Now that a good idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well this is pointless...

Morning PP

Fancy a game of hide and seek?

Morning “claps”... can I have a cup of tea please

Yes of course, I've hidden it though

I’ve just looked in the washing machine, it’s not in there

Eh?

I N has made me a cup of tea buts she’s hidden it, I’m looking for it

I've had to make my own AGAIN, no more Maltesers x

No more Maltesers for Nymph, she’s the one that never made you a cup...hand mine over now please or else your getting extra tasers this morning

Have you looked in the biscuits tin it's biscuit tea

Have you tried that it’s lovely...just like you

Oh I'm going to be sick now

Oh god, don’t be sick on the maltesers will you

Too late I'm afraid

Oh no cean you buy me another 17 boxes please

You best behave then and gizza snog

Pucker up young man, I’m incoming

Well I'm already naked "

I know I can see you, I’m naked too under my pjs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mornin'

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Well this is pointless...

Morning PP

Fancy a game of hide and seek?

Morning “claps”... can I have a cup of tea please

Yes of course, I've hidden it though

I’ve just looked in the washing machine, it’s not in there

Eh?

I N has made me a cup of tea buts she’s hidden it, I’m looking for it

I've had to make my own AGAIN, no more Maltesers x

No more Maltesers for Nymph, she’s the one that never made you a cup...hand mine over now please or else your getting extra tasers this morning

Have you looked in the biscuits tin it's biscuit tea

Have you tried that it’s lovely...just like you

Oh I'm going to be sick now

Oh god, don’t be sick on the maltesers will you

Too late I'm afraid

Oh no cean you buy me another 17 boxes please

You best behave then and gizza snog

Pucker up young man, I’m incoming

Well I'm already naked

I know I can see you, I’m naked too under my pjs "

Trust me they won't be on long

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Mornin'"

Morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awe bless the sound of spring has awoken me this morning, NOISY FUCKERS!! have a great day everyone "

You too doughnut dick x

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Awe bless the sound of spring has awoken me this morning, NOISY FUCKERS!! have a great day everyone

You too doughnut dick x"

Good morning to you too xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awe bless the sound of spring has awoken me this morning, NOISY FUCKERS!! have a great day everyone

You too doughnut dick x

Good morning to you too xx "

Everytime I see you on here I want a doughnut xx

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Awe bless the sound of spring has awoken me this morning, NOISY FUCKERS!! have a great day everyone

You too doughnut dick x

Good morning to you too xx

Everytime I see you on here I want a doughnut xx"

Oh just a doughnut x

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Morning xx

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Morning xx "

Good morning Jo xx

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By *ral ExtraordinaireMan
over a year ago

Kent

Im on there

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