FabSwingers.com forum: Birthday Cakes at Work

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Until a few years ago it was simple task.

Just rock up to the nearest cake outlet and order two of each!

But now it has to be carefully crafted consideration:

"Freefrom"

"Vegan"

"Kosher/Halal"

If you work in a big city easily done.

But what happens if you don't???

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Until a few years ago it was simple task.

Just rock up to the nearest cake outlet and order two of each!

But now it has to be carefully crafted consideration:

"Freefrom"

"Vegan"

"Kosher/Halal"

If you work in a big city easily done.

But what happens if you don't???"

They've invented this thing called fruit...

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"Until a few years ago it was simple task.

Just rock up to the nearest cake outlet and order two of each!

But now it has to be carefully crafted consideration:

"Freefrom"

"Vegan"

"Kosher/Halal"

If you work in a big city easily done.

But what happens if you don't???"

Eat it or don’t, but blow the feckin candles out before they ruin the damn cake

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Isn't it nice that people are now considerate of other people's dietary requirements?

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"Until a few years ago it was simple task.

Just rock up to the nearest cake outlet and order two of each!

But now it has to be carefully crafted consideration:

"Freefrom"

"Vegan"

"Kosher/Halal"

If you work in a big city easily done.

But what happens if you don't???

They've invented this thing called fruit..."

Ya Fruitcake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd just lie. Yes the cake is all of those things and can reverse time if your feeling crappy about being another year older. If it makes them I'll well thats just tough tits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just don’t buy cake!

Danish x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just don’t buy cake!

Danish x"

That would work. Everyone I work with are a bunch of ungrateful tossers anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just don’t buy cake!

Danish x

That would work. Everyone I work with are a bunch of ungrateful tossers anyway."

I think a card would suffice lol x

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