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Home made toys, what have you made ?

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By *om1no OP   Man
over a year ago

South Worcestershire

I have a very inventive mind and I was in my shed one day clearing out the rubbish, while doing so I came across a windscreen wiper motor and a few rods and shafts that originally connected it, my mind was working overtime at this stage, within an hour I had mounted it on a base, attached a dildo to the end of one of the rods, connected it to a 12v battery, sussed out the twin speed facility and I was in business, it works in more or less any position and the lady who test rode it was very impressed, in fact I made the mk 2 version for her, cheap and very efective, have any of you out there made your own toys ? If so , what ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

erh so she had window wiper on her pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did an Ice dildo for an ex

Kitchen roll tube lined with cling film as smooth as possible and a nifty way of holding it up right in the freezer worked VERY well

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By *om1no OP   Man
over a year ago

South Worcestershire


"Did an Ice dildo for an ex

Kitchen roll tube lined with cling film as smooth as possible and a nifty way of holding it up right in the freezer worked VERY well"
Good idea, did you put a stick up the middle like a lolly? , wouldn't want cold fingers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did an Ice dildo for an ex

Kitchen roll tube lined with cling film as smooth as possible and a nifty way of holding it up right in the freezer worked VERY well"
or you could just fill up a condom and freeze it

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By *om1no OP   Man
over a year ago

South Worcestershire


"erh so she had window wiper on her pussy "
Could of done with a wiper for her brow, she loved it,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a very inventive mind and I was in my shed one day clearing out the rubbish, while doing so I came across a windscreen wiper motor and a few rods and shafts that originally connected it, my mind was working overtime at this stage, within an hour I had mounted it on a base, attached a dildo to the end of one of the rods, connected it to a 12v battery, sussed out the twin speed facility and I was in business, it works in more or less any position and the lady who test rode it was very impressed, in fact I made the mk 2 version for her, cheap and very efective, have any of you out there made your own toys ? If so , what ? "

Why did you have a dildo in your shed?

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By *om1no OP   Man
over a year ago

South Worcestershire


"Did an Ice dildo for an ex

Kitchen roll tube lined with cling film as smooth as possible and a nifty way of holding it up right in the freezer worked VERY wellor you could just fill up a condom and freeze it"
Condom would work better but tube would still be needed to keep shape

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By *om1no OP   Man
over a year ago

South Worcestershire


"I have a very inventive mind and I was in my shed one day clearing out the rubbish, while doing so I came across a windscreen wiper motor and a few rods and shafts that originally connected it, my mind was working overtime at this stage, within an hour I had mounted it on a base, attached a dildo to the end of one of the rods, connected it to a 12v battery, sussed out the twin speed facility and I was in business, it works in more or less any position and the lady who test rode it was very impressed, in fact I made the mk 2 version for her, cheap and very efective, have any of you out there made your own toys ? If so , what ?

Why did you have a dildo in your shed? "
You would be surprised what' in my shed lol, no I got that from the bedroom

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By *om1no OP   Man
over a year ago

South Worcestershire

Other things I've made are floggers out of a piece of broom handle and leather from an old coat from a charity shop, looks very professional , thought of marketing them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did an Ice dildo for an ex

Kitchen roll tube lined with cling film as smooth as possible and a nifty way of holding it up right in the freezer worked VERY wellor you could just fill up a condom and freeze it"

v2 did use a condom, also used a fruit pastille lolly once - that got very sticky hehe

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

i made an ice dildo yeras ago, then forgot it was in the fridge..

daughter asked if we had any ice for drinks for her and some friends..

cue sudden memory jog and scramble to the fridge/freezer..

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

Sir is a great fan of pervertables...the toy box had various bits in, including cable ties and the like...but the spreader bars he made are fab, and far cheaper than anything you could buy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was going to say I was rather proud of myself after I knitted a Postman Pat and Jess the cat for my daughter when she was small..... till I read what toys you meant.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Met a guy once who'd attached a dildo to a powertool. It was educational!

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By *om1no OP   Man
over a year ago

South Worcestershire


"I was going to say I was rather proud of myself after I knitted a Postman Pat and Jess the cat for my daughter when she was small..... till I read what toys you meant. "
you really made me smile with this post, thank you

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By *om1no OP   Man
over a year ago

South Worcestershire


"Met a guy once who'd attached a dildo to a powertool. It was educational! "
Bet it made your teeth rattle

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

will appily ofer to be toy tester

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By *om1no OP   Man
over a year ago

South Worcestershire


"will appily ofer to be toy tester "
Be my guest, when would you like to try my toys ?, I'm fairly local to you

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Met a guy once who'd attached a dildo to a powertool. It was educational!

Bet it made your teeth rattle "

Pretty much!

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By *om1no OP   Man
over a year ago

South Worcestershire

I've also made spreader bars, broom handle cut to required size, 2 heavy duty screw hooks screwed into the ends and an aerosol tin of mat black paint, job done,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice one drill holes the other wipes the rain off your bits

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By *om1no OP   Man
over a year ago

South Worcestershire


"Nice one drill holes the other wipes the rain off your bits "
In which order though ?

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By *rPandSlutCouple
over a year ago

wakefield

Paul is in no way a DIY man at all. But he's made some fab metal spreader bars with chrome metal tubing. They look the business too. He is currently contemplating buying a reciprocating saw to botch into a sex machine... Can't wait!

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By *om1no OP   Man
over a year ago

South Worcestershire


"Paul is in no way a DIY man at all. But he's made some fab metal spreader bars with chrome metal tubing. They look the business too. He is currently contemplating buying a reciprocating saw to botch into a sex machine... Can't wait!"
I've a chain saw if he needs it ?

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By *lassic1Man
over a year ago

bellshill


"Paul is in no way a DIY man at all. But he's made some fab metal spreader bars with chrome metal tubing. They look the business too. He is currently contemplating buying a reciprocating saw to botch into a sex machine... Can't wait!I've a chain saw if he needs it ? "

A bit like the blacksmith's cat.....shove red hot bar of iron up his arse and he will make bolt for the door

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By *om1no OP   Man
over a year ago

South Worcestershire


"Paul is in no way a DIY man at all. But he's made some fab metal spreader bars with chrome metal tubing. They look the business too. He is currently contemplating buying a reciprocating saw to botch into a sex machine... Can't wait!I've a chain saw if he needs it ?

A bit like the blacksmith's cat.....shove red hot bar of iron up his arse and he will make bolt for the door "
Loved that , still smiling now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

watched a few 'films' with fucking machines and dildos attached to power tools, all good fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taaadaaaa! ........ a super surround sensorium for a mans desirable delectation and pleasure, let this glove of love take your penis into its velvety softness of wonderment wanking .......... yes you guessed ........ a sock on your hand.

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By *almh5Couple
over a year ago

Manchester

The other half has made a reciprocating saw dildo thing and some other made power tool dildo thing!

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon


"Sir is a great fan of pervertables...the toy box had various bits in, including cable ties and the like...but the spreader bars he made are fab, and far cheaper than anything you could buy "

I'm not into DIY at all, but I love pervertables too.

My favourite is a nice wooden mortar and pestle that doesn't look out of place in my kitchen... yet nobody that sees it knows where the pestle has been.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I made a very funky monkey out of an old dress. It's a jim jam case.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ghostbusters back pack out of old detergent or cat biccy box, bit o string and old water squirters, selotape and a few felt tip pens. If you've got tin foil, you can even flash it up a bit. Kinky eh?

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By *andymanleeds43Man
over a year ago

Leeds

dildo repairman after 12 ladies x

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By *om1no OP   Man
over a year ago

South Worcestershire

It seems that there are not many DIY toys and inventions being made out there, We that have made such things must have an overactive mind lol,

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"It seems that there are not many DIY toys and inventions being made out there, We that have made such things must have an overactive mind lol, "
sticky back plastic has no place in my sex life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It seems that there are not many DIY toys and inventions being made out there, We that have made such things must have an overactive mind lol, sticky back plastic has no place in my sex life! "

does that mean you don't want a likke borrow of me backpack?

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By *om1no OP   Man
over a year ago

South Worcestershire

On a similar theme,years ago I was fixing a washing machine that had a spin dryer, I noticed that when it was in spin mode it really vibrated (see where this is going)I never thought anymore of this until I was in the pub a few days later and it came into conversation with a couple of mates, you know how it is just d*unken banter between guys, the wife of one of the guy's was there but not taking much notice. a few days later again in the pub my mate reminded me of the previous conversation and told me he had actually witnessed his wife trying it, apparently he had not said a word but he noticed that washing was being done on a daily basis, on leaving the pub I gave him a lift home, on dropping him off i remarked that there was fresh washing on the line, lol he just said follow me , we went up the side path and looked into the outhouse window the sight was quite a turn on as she was stood open legged dress pulled up with her pussy resting on the top corner of the machine, being a good looking girl it was a very horny view

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"On a similar theme,years ago I was fixing a washing machine that had a spin dryer, I noticed that when it was in spin mode it really vibrated (see where this is going)I never thought anymore of this until I was in the pub a few days later and it came into conversation with a couple of mates, you know how it is just d*unken banter between guys, the wife of one of the guy's was there but not taking much notice. a few days later again in the pub my mate reminded me of the previous conversation and told me he had actually witnessed his wife trying it, apparently he had not said a word but he noticed that washing was being done on a daily basis, on leaving the pub I gave him a lift home, on dropping him off i remarked that there was fresh washing on the line, lol he just said follow me , we went up the side path and looked into the outhouse window the sight was quite a turn on as she was stood open legged dress pulled up with her pussy resting on the top corner of the machine, being a good looking girl it was a very horny view "
you need to get out more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Met a guy once who'd attached a dildo to a powertool. It was educational! "

wasnt a carrot and a hammer-drill was it!!!

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By *om1no OP   Man
over a year ago

South Worcestershire

LOL you can mock, I might have an inventive brain for making things but not for making things up, I think some have had a very sheltered life, unlike my own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this about adult lego thn?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I made a train

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God only created man because a dildo cant buy around of drinks

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire


"God only created man because a dildo cant buy around of drinks "

...or carry the shopping

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By *om1no OP   Man
over a year ago

South Worcestershire


"God only created man because a dildo cant buy around of drinks "
I thought it was because a Dildo can't mow the lawn ?

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By *om1no OP   Man
over a year ago

South Worcestershire


"God only created man because a dildo cant buy around of drinks

...or carry the shopping

"
Whats Shopping ? whats a daughter for ?

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