FabSwingers.com forum: Things people say ...that begger belief

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Truly mortified ....I'm working at a place of work ....radio is on ...it's playing zuutons Valerie ...

A guy blurts out genuinely ..this is ok but it's not as good as the original ?!!!! " Which original ?"

I ask ....he replied " that winehouse one " ..

Wow ....has anyone else ever come across such idiocy ?

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By *atcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia

Yes, the stupidest thing I've been told about was when an airliner was making its final approach to Heathrow passing over Windsor Castle and a lady with an American accent said, " Why did they build the castle so close to the airport"

What? Duh!

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

I work in a prison, I hear stupid stuff daily, probably even hourly.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

I had an American say to me once

"If you ain't American you ain't shit" he was shocked when I whole heartedly agreed with him

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By *atcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia

"I work in a prison, I hear stupid stuff daily, probably even hourly."

Do they sing songs like:

I want to break free, Queen.

Please release me, Englebert Humperdinck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was at Murrayfield Stadium for a concert, where I overheard a lady asking her friend "I wonder why all of those seats are empty"...whilst pointing to the banks of empty seats BEHIND the stage.

DOH!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Someone once complained to me that they'd ruined Elvis's song “it's now or never" by using it for the cornetto ad.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Someone once complained to me that they'd ruined Elvis's song “it's now or never" by using it for the cornetto ad. "

Now that IS funny!

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

1 person I have on Facebook is always saying how all men are shit and then the next status will be saying how crap it is to be single....she also claims to be 100% straight so I'm not sure how anyone can help her.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Truly mortified ....I'm working at a place of work ....radio is on ...it's playing zuutons Valerie ...

A guy blurts out genuinely ..this is ok but it's not as good as the original ?!!!! " Which original ?"

I ask ....he replied " that winehouse one " ..

Wow ....has anyone else ever come across such idiocy ?

"
everyday here ,where you been hiding

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham

Deliver shopping to customers. Store had a run on pigs in blankets as it was close to Xmas. We sent replacements in the form of a "DIY" kit of bacon & cocktail sausages. Customer refused the replacements and claimed "Christmas was ruined".

No mention of whether Kids were crying.

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Truly mortified ....I'm working at a place of work ....radio is on ...it's playing zuutons Valerie ...

A guy blurts out genuinely ..this is ok but it's not as good as the original ?!!!! " Which original ?"

I ask ....he replied " that winehouse one " ..

Wow ....has anyone else ever come across such idiocy ?

Could've been worse OP if confused with Steve Winwood or Eric Prydz!

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By *attooedBBWWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Deliver shopping to customers. Store had a run on pigs in blankets as it was close to Xmas. We sent replacements in the form of a "DIY" kit of bacon & cocktail sausages. Customer refused the replacements and claimed "Christmas was ruined".

No mention of whether Kids were crying. "

Dying LOL

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By *attooedBBWWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"1 person I have on Facebook is always saying how all men are shit and then the next status will be saying how crap it is to be single....she also claims to be 100% straight so I'm not sure how anyone can help her. "

I have 4 on mine who are the same

And I know that 3 of them are definitely not single because men are shit LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex said this to me once

"those blue toilet cleaner things(the cubed ones) are shit,everytime I flush the toilet they get flushed away"....

Put them in the cistern then you bellend!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Truly mortified ....I'm working at a place of work ....radio is on ...it's playing zuutons Valerie ...

A guy blurts out genuinely ..this is ok but it's not as good as the original ?!!!! " Which original ?"

I ask ....he replied " that winehouse one " ..

Wow ....has anyone else ever come across such idiocy ?

Similarly, I know someone who thought Steps version of Tragedy was the original

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

No mention of whether Kids were crying. "

methinks someone was after a gift of some sort

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *r FirecrackerMan
over a year ago

London

"My ex said this to me once

"those blue toilet cleaner things(the cubed ones) are shit,everytime I flush the toilet they get flushed away"....

Put them in the cistern then you bellend! "

Lol that’s absolutely class

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

The amount of people that dont realize holland isnt a country. But i cant complain as ive come out with plenty of stupid stuff in my time

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By *ommenhimCouple
over a year ago

wigan

"Truly mortified ....I'm working at a place of work ....radio is on ...it's playing zuutons Valerie ...

A guy blurts out genuinely ..this is ok but it's not as good as the original ?!!!! " Which original ?"

I ask ....he replied " that winehouse one " ..

Wow ....has anyone else ever come across such idiocy ?

Not sure but.... did you say you were “working at a place of work”?

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By *ommenhimCouple
over a year ago

wigan

No mention of whether Kids were crying. "

Fucking idiots!!

Hang on .... the store had a run on pigs in blankets???? At Christmas .... who’d have thunk it?

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By *wholeLotOfRosieWoman
over a year ago

Pontypridd

I work in IT. Users tell me ‘the system won’t let me log in, again!’. No Sharon, you’ve forgotten your fecking password. Again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work in a viking museum...you don't even want to know the crap we get asked

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By *hunderstruckMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Mispronunciation

As in sayings “ all that glisters not glistens

“On tenter hooks “ not tender

And lots of others too

They all sound like Delboy Trotter

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

American guests in a hotel I was GM at, asked on departure, "where do you buy that lovely bowl of crisps and nibbles in the bedroom?"

I said I'd have to check and email a result. Checked later, only to find they'd eaten the Pot-Pourri!

Could only be the Americans!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

The hotel I stayed in in Marrakech was close to the Koutoubia mosque. My fellow Brits complained to the hotel management about the inconvenient call to prayer that disturbed their sleep. They asked if the mosque could start the adhan later!

I shit you not!

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