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Reasons to be mean?

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By *riggler90 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Essex and Dublin

When I think someone has been an arse I sometimes like to play a game in my head, thinking up hilarious/embarrassing/unfortunate

reasons for their behaviour.

Give us a time you've witnessed someone be an arse and the next person think up a reason, outrageous and out of the box as possible.

Someone stole the 2 bottles of milk the milkman delivered on Monday.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"When I think someone has been an arse I sometimes like to play a game in my head, thinking up hilarious/embarrassing/unfortunate

reasons for their behaviour.

Give us a time you've witnessed someone be an arse and the next person think up a reason, outrageous and out of the box as possible.

Someone stole the 2 bottles of milk the milkman delivered on Monday.

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They were stolen by a man who lives in the Chilterns and heard from a geologist how the chalk hills were eroding. He looked up the composition of chalk on Wikipedia and thought the calcium in milk would equate to calcium carbonate. He was found pouring the bottle contents, plus some UHT milk from the newsagents, out into the terrain of holly outcrops near Bledlow Ridge. Once his idea was gently corrected by the police, he started to sob. The police applauded his passion for nature and reminded him not “to cry over spilt milk”. All charges were dropped.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

A female skips the immediately above Male poster on a “answer the person above” based thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

J0hnny stole the milk

The bastard

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

He was on his way to holdup is local post office and forgot to remove his mask..

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By *riggler90 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Essex and Dublin


"When I think someone has been an arse I sometimes like to play a game in my head, thinking up hilarious/embarrassing/unfortunate

reasons for their behaviour.

Give us a time you've witnessed someone be an arse and the next person think up a reason, outrageous and out of the box as possible.

Someone stole the 2 bottles of milk the milkman delivered on Monday.

They were stolen by a man who lives in the Chilterns and heard from a geologist how the chalk hills were eroding. He looked up the composition of chalk on Wikipedia and thought the calcium in milk would equate to calcium carbonate. He was found pouring the bottle contents, plus some UHT milk from the newsagents, out into the terrain of holly outcrops near Bledlow Ridge. Once his idea was gently corrected by the police, he started to sob. The police applauded his passion for nature and reminded him not “to cry over spilt milk”. All charges were dropped. "

Love the depth of thought! You're my kind of person!

Give us some other times people have been mean.

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