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10 New Commandments....

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Lets write a new 10 Commandments, modern ones for today....

1. thou shall not leave the toilet seat up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shall not moan about the cost of being female xx

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

thou shall not talk bullshit

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

thou shall not find farting in the bath funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shall not complain about unfairness in jelly pools xx

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

thou shalt not moan at the cost of our shoes

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"Thou shall not complain about unfairness in jelly pools xx"

ok whats a jelly pool

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Thou shall not complain about unfairness in jelly pools xx

ok whats a jelly pool "

a pool of jelly ?

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Thou shall not complain about unfairness in jelly pools xx

ok whats a jelly pool "

thou shalt not believe a word the short one says

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thou shalt let me see thine boobs

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"thou shalt let me see thine boobs "
thou shalt not day dream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not complain of a headache then strum one off in the bath!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

thou shalt wear flip flops at least 3 days per week

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"thou shalt wear flip flops at least 3 days per week "
thou shall bloody well not!

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By *am sampsonMan
over a year ago

cwmbran

thou shall not whinge about timewasters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shall not keep re uploading pics to be fabed xx

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"thou shalt wear flip flops at least 3 days per week thou shall bloody well not! "
bet me to it

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"thou shalt wear flip flops at least 3 days per week thou shall bloody well not! bet me to it"
made me shudder

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

thou shalt not wear chewing gum grey grundies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shall not covert thy neighbours ass

Though shall just ask her if ya can shag it xx

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

honour thy boot and shoes collection

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By *ockinafrockCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

thou shall not moan about sleeping on the wet patch!!!

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By *ockinafrockCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

thou shall share everything I own!!!! lol

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

thou shalt not have a face like fizz and when asked what wrong replie " im fine " .

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Thou shalt not covert Femmefatales shoes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not say 'can I have a blowjob then?' if you're on...

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

thou shalt wear budgie smugglers only in private

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thou shalt not say 'can I have a blowjob then?' if you're on..."

Thou shall not leave teeth marks on Soapys ass xx

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

thou shall worship at my alter but only if your fit as fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt really, really enjoy yourself at least once a week..

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Thou shall worship diamond as your new goddess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thou shall worship diamond as your new goddess"

Thou havin a bloody laugh xx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Thou shall worship diamond as your new goddess

Thou havin a bloody laugh xx "

shut up and get on your knees

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

You shall not take soapys name in vain...

as in fucking hell soapy are u ever going to get out of that bath!

Thou shalt not worship at the furry cup for more than 10 minutes...means your doing it wrong

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By *ot - CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Thou shall not moan about leaving the toilet seat up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not be miserable in the forums

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Thou shalt not be miserable in the forums "
thou shall wake up n smell the coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thou shalt not be miserable in the forums thou shall wake up n smell the coffee "

I do there is a coffee factory about 400m from my house!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I do there is a coffee factory about 400m from my house! "

Probably one 400 miles from my house to xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You all shall learn to read and count cos there are way more than 10 new commandments in here

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"You all shall learn to read and count cos there are way more than 10 new commandments in here "
thou shall stop being so pedantic and eat ya purple one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You all shall learn to read and count cos there are way more than 10 new commandments in here thou shall stop being so pedantic and eat ya purple one"

Havnt got any

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"You all shall learn to read and count cos there are way more than 10 new commandments in here thou shall stop being so pedantic and eat ya purple one

Havnt got any "

I've got one but it's not for eating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You all shall learn to read and count cos there are way more than 10 new commandments in here thou shall stop being so pedantic and eat ya purple one

Havnt got any

I've got one but it's not for eating"

and that ones no good either I'm at work

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"You all shall learn to read and count cos there are way more than 10 new commandments in here thou shall stop being so pedantic and eat ya purple one

Havnt got any

I've got one but it's not for eating

and that ones no good either I'm at work "

oh bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not waste the Lords time... And always be mindful that where two or three are gathered in my name thou shalst call it not a clique...

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

thou shall refrain from the talking,whilst the football is on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thou shalt not waste the Lords time... And always be mindful that where two or three are gathered in my name thou shalst call it not a clique..."

for our forum is one forum ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thou shall refrain from the talking,whilst the football is on."

notwithstanding the bloody ref.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thou shall refrain from the talking,whilst the football is on.

notwithstanding the bloody ref."

thou shalt know the ref is always of questionable parentage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shall not talk about that bloody football crap in the forums xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thou shalt not waste the Lords time... And always be mindful that where two or three are gathered in my name thou shalst call it not a clique...

for our forum is one forum ...."

And herein shall we love one another as oft as is possible...

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By *danteMan
over a year ago

rhonda

thou should allways makesure the toilet seat is left up there endth this unholy thread...... god

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thou shall not talk about that bloody football crap in the forums xx "

.... Lest the high priestess of the forum temples be minded to smite thine epistle...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and let there be no epistle on the floor even though ye be legless.

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

thou shalt not change your age on profile in order to get a meet . especially importent when true age is included in your profile blurb ! pmsl !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mindful of his flock, the Lord resignéd himself to the lack of three wise men and a virgin...

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"Thou shall not talk about that bloody football crap in the forums xx "

thou shalt honour thy handmaiden, even when she talks about football

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thou shall not complain about unfairness in jelly pools xx

ok whats a jelly pool "

I was going to ask! Sounds like fun!!

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thou shall not talk about that bloody football crap in the forums xx

thou shalt honour thy handmaiden, even when she talks about football "

... Lest she delivereth, all thy days, sermons upon the offside rule...

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

if thou art a male of the species thou will not dutch oven thy partner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The female shall at all time refrain from waffling...;-)

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"The female shall at all time refrain from waffling...;-)"
i prefer pancakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The female shall at all time refrain from waffling...;-)i prefer pancakes "

And the Lord smote the rice krispies..

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"The female shall at all time refrain from waffling...;-)i prefer pancakes

And the Lord smote the rice krispies.."

for the rice crispies were unclean, having many syns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The female shall at all time refrain from waffling...;-)"

Especially if it is a blue waffle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt NOT speak of the colour of the waffle.... ()

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thou shalt NOT speak of the colour of the waffle.... ()"

Oops my bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thou shalt NOT speak of the colour of the waffle.... ()

Oops my bad "

Indeed... And the Lord shall chastise thee my child... prepare thyself for his mighty staff...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thou shalt NOT speak of the colour of the waffle.... ()

Oops my bad

Indeed... And the Lord shall chastise thee my child... prepare thyself for his mighty staff..."

Woo hoo I'm prepared I'm prepared

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By *omnlynneCouple
over a year ago

milton keynes

thou shalt not ask if you'd shag the one above below or to either side in the forum...

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