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What's the worse thing to have in your mouth

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

as you sneeze?

My food of choice this evening was noodles.

Messy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soup.

Danish x

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Rice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A slug that wanted to drink my coffee

I still get queezy at the memory

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Porridge

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Not food but a cock. ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An endoscope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humble pie

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

The dentist's fingers...

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Vomit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A slug that wanted to drink my coffee

I still get queezy at the memory"

Were you in the garden at the time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A slug that wanted to drink my coffee

I still get queezy at the memory

Were you in the garden at the time?"
no it was in my milk bottle i got off the step

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The dentist's fingers..."

Hopefully the dentist will see it coming and remove them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A slug that wanted to drink my coffee

I still get queezy at the memory

Were you in the garden at the time?no it was in my milk bottle i got off the step"

Ewww.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marzipan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A slug that wanted to drink my coffee

I still get queezy at the memory

Were you in the garden at the time?no it was in my milk bottle i got off the step

Ewww."
exactly

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By *ascade35Man
over a year ago

Alnwick


"as you sneeze?

My food of choice this evening was noodles.

Messy. "

A few years ago I was sat in a costa drinking tea at St Pancras station in London....i sneezed and the mouthful of tea I had ended spraying all over the outside of glass partitioned windows!!! Mortified was not the word!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"as you sneeze?

My food of choice this evening was noodles.

Messy.

A few years ago I was sat in a costa drinking tea at St Pancras station in London....i sneezed and the mouthful of tea I had ended spraying all over the outside of glass partitioned windows!!! Mortified was not the word!"

There's nothing you can do about it is there.

The sneeze is coming and you can't swallow.

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Had a girl when I was at school eating red liquorice laces in class. She sneezed and one came out of her nose.

Nearly 40 years ago but I still remember, liven up a boring music lesson no end.

Lex

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Marzipan."

Does that splatter?

And stick?

My noodles stuck to the arm of my rattan chair. Luckily the dog was nearby to clean it up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Had a girl when I was at school eating red liquorice laces in class. She sneezed and one came out of her nose.

Nearly 40 years ago but I still remember, liven up a boring music lesson no end.

Lex"

That's hilarious

I've seen a video of a child sneeze spaghetti out of its nose.

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By *ascade35Man
over a year ago

Alnwick


"as you sneeze?

My food of choice this evening was noodles.

Messy.

A few years ago I was sat in a costa drinking tea at St Pancras station in London....i sneezed and the mouthful of tea I had ended spraying all over the outside of glass partitioned windows!!! Mortified was not the word!

There's nothing you can do about it is there.

The sneeze is coming and you can't swallow."

Indeed not dear lady, you kinda just follow through and hope for the best

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By *ascade35Man
over a year ago

Alnwick


"as you sneeze?

My food of choice this evening was noodles.

Messy.

A few years ago I was sat in a costa drinking tea at St Pancras station in London....i sneezed and the mouthful of tea I had ended spraying all over the outside of glass partitioned windows!!! Mortified was not the word!

There's nothing you can do about it is there.

The sneeze is coming and you can't swallow.

Indeed not dear lady, you kinda just follow through and hope for the best "

Okay so that sounded so much better in my head.....

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

I'm just glad I have leather seats in my car when I sneeze!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is it because you slide off ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crisps. Especially monster munch. Pickled onion more so than beef

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a girl when I was at school eating red liquorice laces in class. She sneezed and one came out of her nose.

Nearly 40 years ago but I still remember, liven up a boring music lesson no end.

Lex

That's hilarious

I've seen a video of a child sneeze spaghetti out of its nose."

I have done this, it was actually quite painful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Porridge...its very messy

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Why is it because you slide off ?"

Ermmmm yeh that's it......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it because you slide off ?

Ermmmm yeh that's it...... "
we talking back seat ?

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Why is it because you slide off ?

Ermmmm yeh that's it...... we talking back seat ?"

Ok....if we must

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once laughed whilst eating rice crispies and they shot out like a machine gun.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Oh gosh. I was eating an oaty cereal bar and unexpectedly sneezed. Somehow an oat went up to that bit between the back of the nose and throat. It lodged there for ages. I was like a woman possessed trying to get it unstuck. Horrible!

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