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 , I'll be thinking of you as I'm soaping up my dirty bits....
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"I’m now imagining you washing your dirty bits "Is that a bad thing? I'm still VERY dirty, been running and then ate chips..... ....stripping off now.... | |||
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"I’m now imagining you washing your dirty bits
Is that a bad thing?
I'm still VERY dirty, been running and then ate chips.....
....stripping off now.... "Now let me think, how does this go? ... pics or it didn’t happen  | |||
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"I’m now imagining you washing your dirty bits
Is that a bad thing?
I'm still VERY dirty, been running and then ate chips.....
....stripping off now....
Now let me think, how does this go? ... pics or it didn’t happen "NEVER challenge me! I'll make you sorry lolololol I'll stick something in your inbox | |||
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".... When I get back, can someone please have made a really interesting, new and challenging post, to make me think, please god not related to racism, sexism, brexitism or any other devicive ism... Love you all , I'll be thinking of you as I'm soaping up my dirty bits....
Cya x"Just had a nice shower my self  | |||
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".... When I get back, can someone please have made a really interesting, new and challenging post, to make me think, please god not related to racism, sexism, brexitism or any other devicive ism... Love you all , I'll be thinking of you as I'm soaping up my dirty bits....
Cya x
Just had a nice shower my self "A clean body is a sign of a dirty mind (said me today) | |||
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"Don't put soap in your bum hole. Why ever not? " Oh it's YOU. I'll probs shower in prosecco darling and use an avocado based soap..... | |||
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".... When I get back, can someone please have made a really interesting, new and challenging post, to make me think, please god not related to racism, sexism, brexitism or any other devicive ism... Love you all , I'll be thinking of you as I'm soaping up my dirty bits....
Cya x"Why don’t you think of one in the shower, we can talk amongst ourselves till you get back. | |||
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"Either you've not gone or it was a quick shower. " I'm wet, babs has the evidence.... Biab x | |||
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"Either you've not gone or it was a quick shower. I'm wet, babs has the evidence.... Biab x" I'm sure she does | |||
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".... When I get back, can someone please have made a really interesting, new and challenging post, to make me think, please god not related to racism, sexism, brexitism or any other devicive ism... Love you all , I'll be thinking of you as I'm soaping up my dirty bits....
Cya x
Why don’t you think of one in the shower, we can talk amongst ourselves till you get back. "How's your piles? | |||
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".... When I get back, can someone please have made a really interesting, new and challenging post, to make me think, please god not related to racism, sexism, brexitism or any other devicive ism... Love you all , I'll be thinking of you as I'm soaping up my dirty bits....
Cya x
Why don’t you think of one in the shower, we can talk amongst ourselves till you get back.
How's your piles?"Doc said they’re the worst case he’s seen in 30 years, he called everyone in to have a look. There were audible gasps. | |||
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"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles??? Really now??? " I’m just going for a shower | |||
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"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles??? Really now??? I’m just going for a shower "Pics or it never happened | |||
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"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles??? Really now??? " Your fault for leaving the thread to attend to personal hygiene!  | |||
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"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles??? Really now??? I’m just going for a shower
Pics or it never happened "Currently in the bath, resting my piles
Danish xx (said in jest!) | |||
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"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles??? Really now??? Your fault for leaving the thread to attend to personal hygiene! "Nobody likes a sweaty body, I was doing fab a favour. Now I feel all warm and sleepy.... | |||
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"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles??? Really now??? Your fault for leaving the thread to attend to personal hygiene!
Nobody likes a sweaty body, I was doing fab a favour. Now I feel all warm and sleepy.... "Imagine what you'll come back to if you nap lol | |||
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"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles??? Really now??? I’m just going for a shower
Pics or it never happened
Currently in the bath, resting my piles
Danish xx (said in jest!)"Fab should ban piles. Honestly, I can't type half of my favourite words her but piles is acceptable..... | |||
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"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles??? Really now??? Your fault for leaving the thread to attend to personal hygiene!
Nobody likes a sweaty body, I was doing fab a favour. Now I feel all warm and sleepy....
Imagine what you'll come back to if you nap lol "An inbox filled with bathing beauties no doubt..... | |||
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"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles??? Really now??? I’m just going for a shower
Pics or it never happened
Currently in the bath, resting my piles
Danish xx (said in jest!)
Fab should ban piles. Honestly, I can't type half of my favourite words her but piles is acceptable..... "Maybe we should all come up with a fab code for words we can’t say? | |||
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"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles??? Really now??? I’m just going for a shower
Pics or it never happened
Currently in the bath, resting my piles
Danish xx (said in jest!)
Fab should ban piles. Honestly, I can't type half of my favourite words her but piles is acceptable..... "You mean you're not gonna say 'pics or it never happened' to that one? Lmao | |||
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".... When I get back, can someone please have made a really interesting, new and challenging post, to make me think, please god not related to racism, sexism, brexitism or any other devicive ism... Love you all , I'll be thinking of you as I'm soaping up my dirty bits....
Cya x
Why don’t you think of one in the shower, we can talk amongst ourselves till you get back.
How's your piles?
Doc said they’re the worst case he’s seen in 30 years, he called everyone in to have a look. There were audible gasps. "Ohhh that can’t be comfy on the bike  | |||
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"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles??? Really now??? I’m just going for a shower
Pics or it never happened
Currently in the bath, resting my piles
Danish xx (said in jest!)
Fab should ban piles. Honestly, I can't type half of my favourite words her but piles is acceptable.....
You mean you're not gonna say 'pics or it never happened' to that one? Lmao "I'm not fussy, I'll accept any pics. I'll just put my left thumb over the offensive item as I'm wanking with my right... | |||
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"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles??? Really now??? I’m just going for a shower
Pics or it never happened
Currently in the bath, resting my piles
Danish xx (said in jest!)
Fab should ban piles. Honestly, I can't type half of my favourite words her but piles is acceptable.....
You mean you're not gonna say 'pics or it never happened' to that one? Lmao
I'm not fussy, I'll accept any pics. I'll just put my left thumb over the offensive item as I'm wanking with my right... "Excellent! Why am I not surprised? Lol probably because you're like me lol | |||
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"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles??? Really now??? I’m just going for a shower
Pics or it never happened
Currently in the bath, resting my piles
Danish xx (said in jest!)
Fab should ban piles. Honestly, I can't type half of my favourite words her but piles is acceptable.....
You mean you're not gonna say 'pics or it never happened' to that one? Lmao "I’m not hurt by this clear rejection, I shall go off and find some other weirdos to send my piles too....  | |||
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"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles??? Really now??? I’m just going for a shower
Pics or it never happened
Currently in the bath, resting my piles
Danish xx (said in jest!)
Fab should ban piles. Honestly, I can't type half of my favourite words her but piles is acceptable.....
You mean you're not gonna say 'pics or it never happened' to that one? Lmao
I'm not fussy, I'll accept any pics. I'll just put my left thumb over the offensive item as I'm wanking with my right...
Excellent! Why am I not surprised? Lol probably because you're like me lol "ALWAYS LOOK FOR THE POSITIVE LOL | |||
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"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles??? Really now??? I’m just going for a shower
Pics or it never happened
Currently in the bath, resting my piles
Danish xx (said in jest!)
Fab should ban piles. Honestly, I can't type half of my favourite words her but piles is acceptable.....
You mean you're not gonna say 'pics or it never happened' to that one? Lmao
I’m not hurt by this clear rejection, I shall go off and find some other weirdos to send my piles too.... "Cam you just position them in the BOTTOM left corner of the pic? | |||
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"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles??? Really now??? I’m just going for a shower
Pics or it never happened
Currently in the bath, resting my piles
Danish xx (said in jest!)
Fab should ban piles. Honestly, I can't type half of my favourite words her but piles is acceptable.....
You mean you're not gonna say 'pics or it never happened' to that one? Lmao
I'm not fussy, I'll accept any pics. I'll just put my left thumb over the offensive item as I'm wanking with my right...
Excellent! Why am I not surprised? Lol probably because you're like me lol
ALWAYS LOOK FOR THE POSITIVE LOL "You cant spell advertisements without sperm between the tits think about it, it's relevant lol | |||
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"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles??? Really now??? I’m just going for a shower
Pics or it never happened
Currently in the bath, resting my piles
Danish xx (said in jest!)
Fab should ban piles. Honestly, I can't type half of my favourite words her but piles is acceptable.....
You mean you're not gonna say 'pics or it never happened' to that one? Lmao
I’m not hurt by this clear rejection, I shall go off and find some other weirdos to send my piles too....
Cam you just position them in the BOTTOM left corner of the pic? "Strategically placed item from the bakery? | |||
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"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles??? Really now??? I’m just going for a shower
Pics or it never happened
Currently in the bath, resting my piles
Danish xx (said in jest!)
Fab should ban piles. Honestly, I can't type half of my favourite words her but piles is acceptable.....
You mean you're not gonna say 'pics or it never happened' to that one? Lmao
I’m not hurt by this clear rejection, I shall go off and find some other weirdos to send my piles too....
Cam you just position them in the BOTTOM left corner of the pic? "Nope, I tried. It was nearly a call for the paramedics to be fair, so glad I didn’t have to, try explaining that one!!! | |||
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"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles??? Really now??? I’m just going for a shower
Pics or it never happened
Currently in the bath, resting my piles
Danish xx (said in jest!)
Fab should ban piles. Honestly, I can't type half of my favourite words her but piles is acceptable.....
You mean you're not gonna say 'pics or it never happened' to that one? Lmao
I’m not hurt by this clear rejection, I shall go off and find some other weirdos to send my piles too....
Cam you just position them in the BOTTOM left corner of the pic?
Nope, I tried. It was nearly a call for the paramedics to be fair, so glad I didn’t have to, try explaining that one!!! "See what you did Xp? You ruined our fun now! No piles pics for you!! Ever ever again!! Lol | |||
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"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles??? Really now??? I’m just going for a shower
Pics or it never happened
Currently in the bath, resting my piles
Danish xx (said in jest!)
Fab should ban piles. Honestly, I can't type half of my favourite words her but piles is acceptable.....
You mean you're not gonna say 'pics or it never happened' to that one? Lmao
I’m not hurt by this clear rejection, I shall go off and find some other weirdos to send my piles too....
Cam you just position them in the BOTTOM left corner of the pic?
Nope, I tried. It was nearly a call for the paramedics to be fair, so glad I didn’t have to, try explaining that one!!!
See what you did Xp? You ruined our fun now! No piles pics for you!! Ever ever again!! Lol"They are the sexiest piles you’ve ever seen too...definitely wank material | |||
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"If you rub soap up and down it more than 3 time then is that classed as a wank? Asking for a friend "Up and down what? Demonstration required..... | |||
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"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles??? Really now??? I’m just going for a shower
Pics or it never happened
Currently in the bath, resting my piles
Danish xx (said in jest!)
Fab should ban piles. Honestly, I can't type half of my favourite words her but piles is acceptable.....
You mean you're not gonna say 'pics or it never happened' to that one? Lmao
I’m not hurt by this clear rejection, I shall go off and find some other weirdos to send my piles too....
Cam you just position them in the BOTTOM left corner of the pic?
Nope, I tried. It was nearly a call for the paramedics to be fair, so glad I didn’t have to, try explaining that one!!!
See what you did Xp? You ruined our fun now! No piles pics for you!! Ever ever again!! Lol
They are the sexiest piles you’ve ever seen too...definitely wank material "Do you have any other sexy ailments? Any thrush pics? | |||
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"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles??? Really now??? I’m just going for a shower
Pics or it never happened
Currently in the bath, resting my piles
Danish xx (said in jest!)
Fab should ban piles. Honestly, I can't type half of my favourite words her but piles is acceptable.....
You mean you're not gonna say 'pics or it never happened' to that one? Lmao
I’m not hurt by this clear rejection, I shall go off and find some other weirdos to send my piles too....
Cam you just position them in the BOTTOM left corner of the pic?
Nope, I tried. It was nearly a call for the paramedics to be fair, so glad I didn’t have to, try explaining that one!!!
See what you did Xp? You ruined our fun now! No piles pics for you!! Ever ever again!! Lol
They are the sexiest piles you’ve ever seen too...definitely wank material
Do you have any other sexy ailments? Any thrush pics? "That cleared up last week I’m afraid, I’ve got an odd rash on my arse...wanna see? | |||
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"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles??? Really now??? I’m just going for a shower
Pics or it never happened
Currently in the bath, resting my piles
Danish xx (said in jest!)
Fab should ban piles. Honestly, I can't type half of my favourite words her but piles is acceptable.....
You mean you're not gonna say 'pics or it never happened' to that one? Lmao
I’m not hurt by this clear rejection, I shall go off and find some other weirdos to send my piles too....
Cam you just position them in the BOTTOM left corner of the pic?
Nope, I tried. It was nearly a call for the paramedics to be fair, so glad I didn’t have to, try explaining that one!!!
See what you did Xp? You ruined our fun now! No piles pics for you!! Ever ever again!! Lol
They are the sexiest piles you’ve ever seen too...definitely wank material
Do you have any other sexy ailments? Any thrush pics?
That cleared up last week I’m afraid, I’ve got an odd rash on my arse...wanna see? "Yes please! | |||
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"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles??? Really now??? I’m just going for a shower
Pics or it never happened
Currently in the bath, resting my piles
Danish xx (said in jest!)
Fab should ban piles. Honestly, I can't type half of my favourite words her but piles is acceptable.....
You mean you're not gonna say 'pics or it never happened' to that one? Lmao
I’m not hurt by this clear rejection, I shall go off and find some other weirdos to send my piles too....
Cam you just position them in the BOTTOM left corner of the pic?
Nope, I tried. It was nearly a call for the paramedics to be fair, so glad I didn’t have to, try explaining that one!!!
See what you did Xp? You ruined our fun now! No piles pics for you!! Ever ever again!! Lol
They are the sexiest piles you’ve ever seen too...definitely wank material
Do you have any other sexy ailments? Any thrush pics?
That cleared up last week I’m afraid, I’ve got an odd rash on my arse...wanna see?
Yes please!
"I’ve gone all shy, I couldn’t possibly show you my arse on a public forum... | |||
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"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles??? Really now??? I’m just going for a shower
Pics or it never happened
Currently in the bath, resting my piles
Danish xx (said in jest!)
Fab should ban piles. Honestly, I can't type half of my favourite words her but piles is acceptable.....
You mean you're not gonna say 'pics or it never happened' to that one? Lmao
I’m not hurt by this clear rejection, I shall go off and find some other weirdos to send my piles too....
Cam you just position them in the BOTTOM left corner of the pic?
Nope, I tried. It was nearly a call for the paramedics to be fair, so glad I didn’t have to, try explaining that one!!!
See what you did Xp? You ruined our fun now! No piles pics for you!! Ever ever again!! Lol
They are the sexiest piles you’ve ever seen too...definitely wank material
Do you have any other sexy ailments? Any thrush pics?
That cleared up last week I’m afraid, I’ve got an odd rash on my arse...wanna see?
Yes please!
I’ve gone all shy, I couldn’t possibly show you my arse on a public forum... "Private reply is fine. Then I'll just describe it in words here | |||
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"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles??? Really now??? I’m just going for a shower
Pics or it never happened
Currently in the bath, resting my piles
Danish xx (said in jest!)
Fab should ban piles. Honestly, I can't type half of my favourite words her but piles is acceptable.....
You mean you're not gonna say 'pics or it never happened' to that one? Lmao
I’m not hurt by this clear rejection, I shall go off and find some other weirdos to send my piles too....
Cam you just position them in the BOTTOM left corner of the pic?
Nope, I tried. It was nearly a call for the paramedics to be fair, so glad I didn’t have to, try explaining that one!!!
See what you did Xp? You ruined our fun now! No piles pics for you!! Ever ever again!! Lol
They are the sexiest piles you’ve ever seen too...definitely wank material
Do you have any other sexy ailments? Any thrush pics?
That cleared up last week I’m afraid, I’ve got an odd rash on my arse...wanna see?
Yes please!
I’ve gone all shy, I couldn’t possibly show you my arse on a public forum...
Private reply is fine. Then I'll just describe it in words here "Awww ty, looks fine to me, nothing a good slap wouldn't cure | |||
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"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles??? Really now??? I’m just going for a shower
Pics or it never happened
Currently in the bath, resting my piles
Danish xx (said in jest!)
Fab should ban piles. Honestly, I can't type half of my favourite words her but piles is acceptable.....
You mean you're not gonna say 'pics or it never happened' to that one? Lmao
I’m not hurt by this clear rejection, I shall go off and find some other weirdos to send my piles too....
Cam you just position them in the BOTTOM left corner of the pic?
Nope, I tried. It was nearly a call for the paramedics to be fair, so glad I didn’t have to, try explaining that one!!!
See what you did Xp? You ruined our fun now! No piles pics for you!! Ever ever again!! Lol
They are the sexiest piles you’ve ever seen too...definitely wank material
Do you have any other sexy ailments? Any thrush pics?
That cleared up last week I’m afraid, I’ve got an odd rash on my arse...wanna see?
Yes please!
I’ve gone all shy, I couldn’t possibly show you my arse on a public forum...
Private reply is fine. Then I'll just describe it in words here
Awww ty, looks fine to me, nothing a good slap wouldn't cure " | |||
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"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles??? Really now??? I’m just going for a shower
Pics or it never happened
Currently in the bath, resting my piles
Danish xx (said in jest!)
Fab should ban piles. Honestly, I can't type half of my favourite words her but piles is acceptable.....
You mean you're not gonna say 'pics or it never happened' to that one? Lmao
I’m not hurt by this clear rejection, I shall go off and find some other weirdos to send my piles too....
Cam you just position them in the BOTTOM left corner of the pic?
Nope, I tried. It was nearly a call for the paramedics to be fair, so glad I didn’t have to, try explaining that one!!!
See what you did Xp? You ruined our fun now! No piles pics for you!! Ever ever again!! Lol
They are the sexiest piles you’ve ever seen too...definitely wank material
Do you have any other sexy ailments? Any thrush pics?
That cleared up last week I’m afraid, I’ve got an odd rash on my arse...wanna see?
Yes please!
I’ve gone all shy, I couldn’t possibly show you my arse on a public forum...
Private reply is fine. Then I'll just describe it in words here
Awww ty, looks fine to me, nothing a good slap wouldn't cure "I turn around for five minutes lol and now I'm missing out! | |||
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"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles??? Really now??? I’m just going for a shower
Pics or it never happened
Currently in the bath, resting my piles
Danish xx (said in jest!)
Fab should ban piles. Honestly, I can't type half of my favourite words her but piles is acceptable.....
You mean you're not gonna say 'pics or it never happened' to that one? Lmao
I’m not hurt by this clear rejection, I shall go off and find some other weirdos to send my piles too....
Cam you just position them in the BOTTOM left corner of the pic?
Nope, I tried. It was nearly a call for the paramedics to be fair, so glad I didn’t have to, try explaining that one!!!
See what you did Xp? You ruined our fun now! No piles pics for you!! Ever ever again!! Lol
They are the sexiest piles you’ve ever seen too...definitely wank material
Do you have any other sexy ailments? Any thrush pics?
That cleared up last week I’m afraid, I’ve got an odd rash on my arse...wanna see?
Yes please!
I’ve gone all shy, I couldn’t possibly show you my arse on a public forum...
Private reply is fine. Then I'll just describe it in words here
Awww ty, looks fine to me, nothing a good slap wouldn't cure
I turn around for five minutes lol and now I'm missing out! "You missed a cracking arse mate | |||
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"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles??? Really now??? I’m just going for a shower
Pics or it never happened
Currently in the bath, resting my piles
Danish xx (said in jest!)
Fab should ban piles. Honestly, I can't type half of my favourite words her but piles is acceptable.....
You mean you're not gonna say 'pics or it never happened' to that one? Lmao
I’m not hurt by this clear rejection, I shall go off and find some other weirdos to send my piles too....
Cam you just position them in the BOTTOM left corner of the pic?
Nope, I tried. It was nearly a call for the paramedics to be fair, so glad I didn’t have to, try explaining that one!!!
See what you did Xp? You ruined our fun now! No piles pics for you!! Ever ever again!! Lol
They are the sexiest piles you’ve ever seen too...definitely wank material
Do you have any other sexy ailments? Any thrush pics?
That cleared up last week I’m afraid, I’ve got an odd rash on my arse...wanna see?
Yes please!
I’ve gone all shy, I couldn’t possibly show you my arse on a public forum...
Private reply is fine. Then I'll just describe it in words here
Awww ty, looks fine to me, nothing a good slap wouldn't cure
I turn around for five minutes lol and now I'm missing out!
You missed a cracking arse mate "Fuck! Always do lol | |||
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"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles??? Really now??? I’m just going for a shower
Pics or it never happened
Currently in the bath, resting my piles
Danish xx (said in jest!)
Fab should ban piles. Honestly, I can't type half of my favourite words her but piles is acceptable.....
You mean you're not gonna say 'pics or it never happened' to that one? Lmao
I’m not hurt by this clear rejection, I shall go off and find some other weirdos to send my piles too....
Cam you just position them in the BOTTOM left corner of the pic?
Nope, I tried. It was nearly a call for the paramedics to be fair, so glad I didn’t have to, try explaining that one!!!
See what you did Xp? You ruined our fun now! No piles pics for you!! Ever ever again!! Lol
They are the sexiest piles you’ve ever seen too...definitely wank material
Do you have any other sexy ailments? Any thrush pics?
That cleared up last week I’m afraid, I’ve got an odd rash on my arse...wanna see?
Yes please!
I’ve gone all shy, I couldn’t possibly show you my arse on a public forum...
Private reply is fine. Then I'll just describe it in words here
Awww ty, looks fine to me, nothing a good slap wouldn't cure
I turn around for five minutes lol and now I'm missing out!
You missed a cracking arse mate
Fuck! Always do lol "What was this post about again? | |||
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" What was this post about again? " It started with one arse........ | |||
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"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles??? Really now??? I’m just going for a shower
Pics or it never happened
Currently in the bath, resting my piles
Danish xx (said in jest!)
Fab should ban piles. Honestly, I can't type half of my favourite words her but piles is acceptable.....
You mean you're not gonna say 'pics or it never happened' to that one? Lmao
I’m not hurt by this clear rejection, I shall go off and find some other weirdos to send my piles too....
Cam you just position them in the BOTTOM left corner of the pic?
Nope, I tried. It was nearly a call for the paramedics to be fair, so glad I didn’t have to, try explaining that one!!!
See what you did Xp? You ruined our fun now! No piles pics for you!! Ever ever again!! Lol
They are the sexiest piles you’ve ever seen too...definitely wank material
Do you have any other sexy ailments? Any thrush pics?
That cleared up last week I’m afraid, I’ve got an odd rash on my arse...wanna see?
Yes please!
I’ve gone all shy, I couldn’t possibly show you my arse on a public forum...
Private reply is fine. Then I'll just describe it in words here
Awww ty, looks fine to me, nothing a good slap wouldn't cure
I turn around for five minutes lol and now I'm missing out!
You missed a cracking arse mate
Fuck! Always do lol
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" What was this post about again? It started with one arse........" Got a second when I entered x | |||
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" What was this post about again? It started with one arse........ Got a second when I entered x " I hope you lubed him first? | |||
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" What was this post about again? It started with one arse........ Got a second when I entered x I hope you lubed him first? " Yeah, with Monster Munch x | |||
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" What was this post about again? It started with one arse........ Got a second when I entered x I hope you lubed him first? Yeah, with Monster Munch x " Spicy ones I hope | |||
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" What was this post about again? It started with one arse........ Got a second when I entered x I hope you lubed him first? Yeah, with Monster Munch x Spicy ones I hope "Gotta be Flaming Hot absolutely! | |||
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" What was this post about again? It started with one arse........ Got a second when I entered x I hope you lubed him first? " Wtf sort of crisp fetish orgy is this? | |||
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" What was this post about again? It started with one arse........ Got a second when I entered x I hope you lubed him first? Wtf sort of crisp fetish orgy is this? " Shut up and open your Wotsits. | |||
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" What was this post about again? It started with one arse........ Got a second when I entered x I hope you lubed him first? Yeah, with Monster Munch x Spicy ones I hope
Gotta be Flaming Hot absolutely! "Don’t touch your dick with flaming hot fingers... | |||
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" What was this post about again? It started with one arse........ Got a second when I entered x I hope you lubed him first? Wtf sort of crisp fetish orgy is this? Shut up and open your Wotsits. " You do know the pringles give you anal leakage, right? | |||
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" What was this post about again? It started with one arse........ Got a second when I entered x I hope you lubed him first? Yeah, with Monster Munch x Spicy ones I hope
Gotta be Flaming Hot absolutely!
Don’t touch your dick with flaming hot fingers..."I NEVER touch my own dick, I have other ppl pleasure me | |||
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" What was this post about again? It started with one arse........ Got a second when I entered x I hope you lubed him first? Wtf sort of crisp fetish orgy is this? Shut up and open your Wotsits. You do know the pringles give you anal leakage, right? " Only if you forget to take them out the package before you use them. | |||
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" What was this post about again? It started with one arse........ Got a second when I entered x I hope you lubed him first? Yeah, with Monster Munch x Spicy ones I hope
Gotta be Flaming Hot absolutely!
Don’t touch your dick with flaming hot fingers...
I NEVER touch my own dick, I have other ppl pleasure me "Ooooohhh aren’t we Mr Fancy pants | |||
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" What was this post about again? It started with one arse........ Got a second when I entered x I hope you lubed him first? Wtf sort of crisp fetish orgy is this? Shut up and open your Wotsits. You do know the pringles give you anal leakage, right? Only if you forget to take them out the package before you use them." What did I miss? I was.......distracted lol | |||
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" What was this post about again? It started with one arse........ Got a second when I entered x I hope you lubed him first? Yeah, with Monster Munch x Spicy ones I hope
Gotta be Flaming Hot absolutely!
Don’t touch your dick with flaming hot fingers...
I NEVER touch my own dick, I have other ppl pleasure me
Ooooohhh aren’t we Mr Fancy pants "I'm a common pleb, when I showered earlier I used a silicone cast of an ex gf's hand..... | |||
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" What was this post about again? It started with one arse........ Got a second when I entered x I hope you lubed him first? Wtf sort of crisp fetish orgy is this? Shut up and open your Wotsits. You do know the pringles give you anal leakage, right? Only if you forget to take them out the package before you use them. What did I miss? I was.......distracted lol " Aka wanking on the phone with a certain forumite... | |||
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" What was this post about again? It started with one arse........ Got a second when I entered x I hope you lubed him first? Yeah, with Monster Munch x Spicy ones I hope
Gotta be Flaming Hot absolutely!
Don’t touch your dick with flaming hot fingers...
I NEVER touch my own dick, I have other ppl pleasure me
Ooooohhh aren’t we Mr Fancy pants
I'm a common pleb, when I showered earlier I used a silicone cast of an ex gf's hand..... "You have to take what you can sometimes in life and if that’s an ex girlfriends wank hand, so be it  | |||
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"I have an orgasm setting on my shower.* I like a long shower. Is that what you were doing in the shower? *Well, it's not marketed as that but we all know that's what the thin hard jet setting is for. " Haha, I had the best shower in Italy on a skiing holiday, it had jets from everywhere! Still need to try a Japanese toilet..... | |||
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" What was this post about again? It started with one arse........ Got a second when I entered x I hope you lubed him first? Wtf sort of crisp fetish orgy is this? Shut up and open your Wotsits. You do know the pringles give you anal leakage, right? Only if you forget to take them out the package before you use them. What did I miss? I was.......distracted lol Aka wanking on the phone with a certain forumite... " No! Lol chatting to a certain one about sexy burglars lol actually entered the convo | |||
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" What was this post about again? It started with one arse........ Got a second when I entered x I hope you lubed him first? Yeah, with Monster Munch x Spicy ones I hope
Gotta be Flaming Hot absolutely!
Don’t touch your dick with flaming hot fingers...
I NEVER touch my own dick, I have other ppl pleasure me
Ooooohhh aren’t we Mr Fancy pants
I'm a common pleb, when I showered earlier I used a silicone cast of an ex gf's hand.....
You have to take what you can sometimes in life and if that’s an ex girlfriends wank hand, so be it "Exactly! Aka pile/rash pics | |||
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" What was this post about again? It started with one arse........ Got a second when I entered x I hope you lubed him first? Wtf sort of crisp fetish orgy is this? Shut up and open your Wotsits. You do know the pringles give you anal leakage, right? Only if you forget to take them out the package before you use them. What did I miss? I was.......distracted lol Aka wanking on the phone with a certain forumite... No! Lol chatting to a certain one about sexy burglars lol actually entered the convo "I've heard about those kind of burglars....  | |||
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"So I hope you haven't been in the shower too long- everything will be wrinkly!" I got carried away talking about piles and rashes in the bath and now I look like my nan | |||
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"So I hope you haven't been in the shower too long- everything will be wrinkly!" I'll borrow some of Danish's anusol, it's like cheap wrinkle cream..... .... And hello there | |||
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" What was this post about again? It started with one arse........ Got a second when I entered x I hope you lubed him first? Wtf sort of crisp fetish orgy is this? Shut up and open your Wotsits. You do know the pringles give you anal leakage, right? Only if you forget to take them out the package before you use them. What did I miss? I was.......distracted lol Aka wanking on the phone with a certain forumite... No! Lol chatting to a certain one about sexy burglars lol actually entered the convo
I've heard about those kind of burglars.... "They can be tricky buggers.....not literal......usually! | |||
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"So I hope you haven't been in the shower too long- everything will be wrinkly! I got carried away talking about piles and rashes in the bath and now I look like my nan "There's a post for that somwhere @granny love | |||
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"So I hope you haven't been in the shower too long- everything will be wrinkly! I got carried away talking about piles and rashes in the bath and now I look like my nan
There's a post for that somwhere @granny love "Well you did say you couldn’t think of any old grannies you fancied | |||
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"I have an orgasm setting on my shower.* I like a long shower. Is that what you were doing in the shower? *Well, it's not marketed as that but we all know that's what the thin hard jet setting is for. Haha, I had the best shower in Italy on a skiing holiday, it had jets from everywhere! Still need to try a Japanese toilet..... " I had an apartment near Bristol (between Bristol and Bath) for work a few years ago with a wet room equipped with a multi-jet shower. I'm a bit too short to take full advantage of all the fixed points but what a lovely waste of water that was. | |||
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"I’m now imagining you washing your dirty bits "But they will be very clean bits soon?!!! | |||
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"I have an orgasm setting on my shower.* I like a long shower. Is that what you were doing in the shower? *Well, it's not marketed as that but we all know that's what the thin hard jet setting is for. Haha, I had the best shower in Italy on a skiing holiday, it had jets from everywhere! Still need to try a Japanese toilet..... I had an apartment near Bristol (between Bristol and Bath) for work a few years ago with a wet room equipped with a multi-jet shower. I'm a bit too short to take full advantage of all the fixed points but what a lovely waste of water that was. " Sounds lovely! Something about warm steamy wet places.... (Bristol/Bath, noted ) | |||
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