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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It appears a certain bum smacking supermarkets ring doughnuts are too small where can We get bigger/better doughnuts?

Doughnut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I unfortunately don’t have a penis to measure on

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed


"I unfortunately don’t have a penis to measure on "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use a rubber ring?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Use a rubber ring? "

Not quite the same as a doughnut but I guess we could get creative and make it look like one

Danish x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Use a rubber ring? "

You can’t really eat a rubber ring!!!! Where’s the fun in that?

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By *hrisUB3Man
over a year ago

Heathrow

Which supermarket gives a bum smacking?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Which supermarket gives a bum smacking? "

I was very disappointed I didn’t get my arse smacked when we went in today!!

Danish x

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

You could try homemade? Apron whilst cooking tho.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You could try homemade? Apron whilst cooking tho. "

I’m not sure EHO would appreciate just the apron but home made may be the way to go

Doughnut

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By *iker babe 777Couple
over a year ago

Plymouth


"It appears a certain bum smacking supermarkets ring doughnuts are too small where can We get bigger/better doughnuts?

Doughnut "

I’d say Krispy Kreme but only coz they are Delish and I’d love to see a pic of the attempt to fit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Use a rubber ring?

Not quite the same as a doughnut but I guess we could get creative and make it look like one

Danish x"

You can get one that looks like a doughnut with a bite out of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Use a rubber ring?

You can’t really eat a rubber ring!!!! Where’s the fun in that?"

No... but it'd give you a nice bouncing action though...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Use a rubber ring?

Not quite the same as a doughnut but I guess we could get creative and make it look like one

Danish x

You can get one that looks like a doughnut with a bite out of it. "

Ahhh but I don’t get to eat it after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Push straight through the middle of a jammy one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It appears a certain bum smacking supermarkets ring doughnuts are too small where can We get bigger/better doughnuts?

Doughnut "

Ask PP?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It appears a certain bum smacking supermarkets ring doughnuts are too small where can We get bigger/better doughnuts?

Doughnut

Ask PP?"

I have...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Push straight through the middle of a jammy one "

I said this! As long as it’s seedless jam don’t want any of them going into awkward places lol

Doughnut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Push straight through the middle of a jammy one

I said this! As long as it’s seedless jam don’t want any of them going into awkward places lol

Doughnut "

Custard then maybe get a tongue right in amongst all the creases to clean up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Push straight through the middle of a jammy one

I said this! As long as it’s seedless jam don’t want any of them going into awkward places lol

Doughnut

Custard then maybe get a tongue right in amongst all the creases to clean up "

Are you offering? wouldn’t say no to a tongue lashing from you

Doughnut

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