FabSwingers.com forum: Friends will be friends

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My friendslist is lacking. People keep bloody leaving! (It's not my fault I promise!).

Anyone else looking out for new friends around here? People to chat to?

Say you're in and if someone takes your fancy pop them a message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Il be in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it really that simple.. I will be your friend

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Always a good idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be there for you

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Oh dear so many have tried but only one or two will ever get passed the my suspicious nature ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone needs a friend

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"I'll be there for you"

I see what you did there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friends usually dissapear after they see my pictures. I don't blame them haha

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

I'm up for a friend or 2....my list is pretty bare at the minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be there for you

I see what you did there

But will you be there for me too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in x

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

We are in

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

You can never have too many friends

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be there for you

I see what you did there

But will you be there for me too?"

*clap clap clap clap

I never could do that at the right bit

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Are we talking actual friends or just friends that perve your pictures and never chat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"I'll be there for you

I see what you did there

But will you be there for me too?"

Always, especially in pursuit of a late night beer in London

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"You can never have too many friends

Not according to John McClain...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are we talking actual friends or just friends that perve your pictures and never chat? "

Well I think that depends how well you pick your friends!

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Are we talking actual friends or just friends that perve your pictures and never chat?

Well I think that depends how well you pick your friends! "

*gets out friendship criteria checklist and application form*

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"You can never have too many friends

Not according to John McClain... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m happy to befriend those who would like to befriend me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love a few new friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be there for you

I see what you did there

But will you be there for me too?

Always, especially in pursuit of a late night beer in London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely in

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By *atural-born-thrillerMan
over a year ago

oulton broad

I’m in x

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By *arkhorse66Man
over a year ago

bristol

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello everyone count me in.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"Everyone needs a friend "

No not at all...

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Always keen on making new friends

So pop a message in my inbox and I'll put the kettle on.

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

Friends who are into hillwalking and the outdoors very welcome here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in. Can never have too many friends

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

I'm in

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"Friends who are into hillwalking and the outdoors very welcome here.

Went hill walking once had it's ups and down..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No new invites

*sits back and waits to strike the accept button*

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

I'm the friendly type

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No new invites

*sits back and waits to strike the accept button*

Be proactive! Message people!

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I could do with some more friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a new friend

#HumbleBrag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need more (some) friends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No new invites

*sits back and waits to strike the accept button*

Be proactive! Message people! "

I need to make an effort and there was me thinking the requests would be flooding in

...

Fingers at the ready, target being identified lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could do with some more friends

I would be more than happy to be your friend

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By *arkhorse66Man
over a year ago

bristol

"I could do with some more friends

Happy to converse and be friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always happy to make new friends, not in a Dr Frankenstein way like

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Definitely in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always happy to make new friends, not in a Dr Frankenstein way like "

Not in the lab ?

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By *irty-GentlemanMan
over a year ago

Norbreck-Blackpool

I'm in yet I am sceptical about if this will actually work ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always happy to make new friends, not in a Dr Frankenstein way like

Not in the lab ?"

I'll get back there, just the inspectors closed us down for health violations! Apparently even castles reversing the finality of death are subject to bureaucracy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

H does make an above average friend though, so be good to her, she's alright!

Yeah I'm in, find me some new friends, funny fuckers too please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"H does make an above average friend though, so be good to her, she's alright!

Yeah I'm in, find me some new friends, funny fuckers too please! "

You need new friends?.........devastated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always and forever

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"H does make an above average friend though, so be good to her, she's alright!

Yeah I'm in, find me some new friends, funny fuckers too please! "

Why are you being nice to me? What are you after?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"H does make an above average friend though, so be good to her, she's alright!

Yeah I'm in, find me some new friends, funny fuckers too please!

Why are you being nice to me? What are you after?

Apparently new friends lol all the effort you went to on the morgue, clown plans too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"H does make an above average friend though, so be good to her, she's alright!

Yeah I'm in, find me some new friends, funny fuckers too please!

You need new friends?.........devastated

He's fickle like that. Come rest your head on my bosom and I'll stroke you and comfort you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"H does make an above average friend though, so be good to her, she's alright!

Yeah I'm in, find me some new friends, funny fuckers too please!

You need new friends?.........devastated

You'll always be my second best man/lady if ever I get married that is....

Can never have enough friends!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"H does make an above average friend though, so be good to her, she's alright!

Yeah I'm in, find me some new friends, funny fuckers too please!

You need new friends?.........devastated

He's fickle like that. Come rest your head on my bosom and I'll stroke you and comfort you x"

Now that's a friend xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"H does make an above average friend though, so be good to her, she's alright!

Yeah I'm in, find me some new friends, funny fuckers too please!

You need new friends?.........devastated

He's fickle like that. Come rest your head on my bosom and I'll stroke you and comfort you x"

Friend theft!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"H does make an above average friend though, so be good to her, she's alright!

Yeah I'm in, find me some new friends, funny fuckers too please!

Why are you being nice to me? What are you after?

Apparently new friends lol all the effort you went to on the morgue, clown plans too

No need for clowns in a morgue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yep im in if anyone fancies a chat or …. ah well can but dream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"H does make an above average friend though, so be good to her, she's alright!

Yeah I'm in, find me some new friends, funny fuckers too please!

You need new friends?.........devastated

You'll always be my second best man/lady if ever I get married that is....

Can never have enough friends! "

Hey I'm good now! I have my head nestled in a soft comfy place thanks to this

and woooohoooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna have to start that post back up of who wants to be my friend, they're currently dropping off at an alarming rate.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"H does make an above average friend though, so be good to her, she's alright!

Yeah I'm in, find me some new friends, funny fuckers too please!

You need new friends?.........devastated

He's fickle like that. Come rest your head on my bosom and I'll stroke you and comfort you x

Friend theft!!!!

If you're not fast you're lonely

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

My friends list is enormous- most of them from unsolicited requests, lol. If I like the look of them, I add them.

But I would like real friends...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"H does make an above average friend though, so be good to her, she's alright!

Yeah I'm in, find me some new friends, funny fuckers too please!

You need new friends?.........devastated

He's fickle like that. Come rest your head on my bosom and I'll stroke you and comfort you x

Friend theft!!!!

If you're not fast you're lonely

You calling me slow?

..... I'm extra lonely today....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna have to start that post back up of who wants to be my friend, they're currently dropping off at an alarming rate..... "

Awwwww bud I'll always still be your friend! I'm just your friend nestling in a beautiful bosom now too

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By *irty-GentlemanMan
over a year ago

Norbreck-Blackpool

I think you could easily rest three heads on your encouraging

Breasts rubidoux x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"H does make an above average friend though, so be good to her, she's alright!

Yeah I'm in, find me some new friends, funny fuckers too please!

You need new friends?.........devastated

He's fickle like that. Come rest your head on my bosom and I'll stroke you and comfort you x"

Will you be extending that offer to any other forumites

or did he just get lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"H does make an above average friend though, so be good to her, she's alright!

Yeah I'm in, find me some new friends, funny fuckers too please!

Why are you being nice to me? What are you after?

Apparently new friends lol all the effort you went to on the morgue, clown plans too

No need for clowns in a morgue

No need for clowns anywhere after watching It, pennywise is creepy as shit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think you could easily rest three heads on your encouraging

Breasts rubidoux x"

Surely one would just fall down the middle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"H does make an above average friend though, so be good to her, she's alright!

Yeah I'm in, find me some new friends, funny fuckers too please!

You need new friends?.........devastated

He's fickle like that. Come rest your head on my bosom and I'll stroke you and comfort you x

Friend theft!!!!

If you're not fast you're lonely

You calling me slow?

..... I'm extra lonely today....

No need to be lonely in this thread my friend! All are loved and welcome, just I was fortuitous to be able to land my head in the best spot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think you could easily rest three heads on your encouraging

Breasts rubidoux x

Surely one would just fall down the middle? "

I usually drift off to the left

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"H does make an above average friend though, so be good to her, she's alright!

Yeah I'm in, find me some new friends, funny fuckers too please!

You need new friends?.........devastated

He's fickle like that. Come rest your head on my bosom and I'll stroke you and comfort you x

Will you be extending that offer to any other forumites

or did he just get lucky "

He was sad! I'm a sucker for a sad face!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna have to start that post back up of who wants to be my friend, they're currently dropping off at an alarming rate.....

Awwwww bud I'll always still be your friend! I'm just your friend nestling in a beautiful bosom now too

Yeah, mind out for what else you might pull out of that bosom. Goldfish, sandwich crusts, a copy of the FT and pickled onion monster munch the last time I was brave enough....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry but the make to female ratio is too high on this thread and all men ever want to talk about is cars and football.

Stick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"H does make an above average friend though, so be good to her, she's alright!

Yeah I'm in, find me some new friends, funny fuckers too please!

Why are you being nice to me? What are you after?

Apparently new friends lol all the effort you went to on the morgue, clown plans too

No need for clowns in a morgue

No need for clowns anywhere after watching It, pennywise is creepy as shit

But he is played by Bill Skaarsgard so it makes him less scary to me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My friends list is enormous- most of them from unsolicited requests, lol. If I like the look of them, I add them.

But I would like real friends...

I wait til they're offline, accept them, perv the pics then delete them again

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By *irebrand 1263Man
over a year ago

near you

Im in...i promise no talk about the offside rule or driving.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm gonna have to start that post back up of who wants to be my friend, they're currently dropping off at an alarming rate.....

Awwwww bud I'll always still be your friend! I'm just your friend nestling in a beautiful bosom now too

Yeah, mind out for what else you might pull out of that bosom. Goldfish, sandwich crusts, a copy of the FT and pickled onion monster munch the last time I was brave enough.... "
oh my god! I'm actually eating pickled onion monster munch now! Are you spying on me again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"H does make an above average friend though, so be good to her, she's alright!

Yeah I'm in, find me some new friends, funny fuckers too please!

You need new friends?.........devastated

He's fickle like that. Come rest your head on my bosom and I'll stroke you and comfort you x

Will you be extending that offer to any other forumites

or did he just get lucky

He was sad! I'm a sucker for a sad face! "

What about numerous sad faces?

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry but the make to female ratio is too high on this thread and all men ever want to talk about is cars and football.

Stick."

There's two boobs for every woman...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"H does make an above average friend though, so be good to her, she's alright!

Yeah I'm in, find me some new friends, funny fuckers too please!

You need new friends?.........devastated

He's fickle like that. Come rest your head on my bosom and I'll stroke you and comfort you x

Will you be extending that offer to any other forumites

or did he just get lucky

He was sad! I'm a sucker for a sad face! "

Aint no face sadder than mine on here ... look look

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna have to start that post back up of who wants to be my friend, they're currently dropping off at an alarming rate.....

Awwwww bud I'll always still be your friend! I'm just your friend nestling in a beautiful bosom now too

Yeah, mind out for what else you might pull out of that bosom. Goldfish, sandwich crusts, a copy of the FT and pickled onion monster munch the last time I was brave enough.... oh my god! I'm actually eating pickled onion monster munch now! Are you spying on me again?

See^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friends list seems to be a bit thin on the ground

So I’m up for making new friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry but the make to female ratio is too high on this thread and all men ever want to talk about is cars and football.

Stick.

There's two boobs for every woman... "

Some of the guys aint doing too bad on that score

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna have to start that post back up of who wants to be my friend, they're currently dropping off at an alarming rate.....

Awwwww bud I'll always still be your friend! I'm just your friend nestling in a beautiful bosom now too

Quick Xp cut the feed!! Shes onto us!! Lol we will have to return the money from the 'Hit Ladies Eating Monster Munch' niche fetish website we started

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"H does make an above average friend though, so be good to her, she's alright!

Yeah I'm in, find me some new friends, funny fuckers too please!

You need new friends?.........devastated

He's fickle like that. Come rest your head on my bosom and I'll stroke you and comfort you x

Will you be extending that offer to any other forumites

or did he just get lucky

He was sad! I'm a sucker for a sad face!

What about numerous sad faces?

lol "
FAF?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna have to start that post back up of who wants to be my friend, they're currently dropping off at an alarming rate.....

Awwwww bud I'll always still be your friend! I'm just your friend nestling in a beautiful bosom now too

Quick Xp cut the feed!! Shes onto us!! Lol we will have to return the money from the 'Hit Ladies Eating Monster Munch' niche fetish website we started

x "

I'm keeping the anal goldfish deposit.....!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm gonna have to start that post back up of who wants to be my friend, they're currently dropping off at an alarming rate.....

Awwwww bud I'll always still be your friend! I'm just your friend nestling in a beautiful bosom now too

Quick Xp cut the feed!! Shes onto us!! Lol we will have to return the money from the 'Hit Ladies Eating Monster Munch' niche fetish website we started

x "

Hit Lady? How did you find out about my job?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could do with a few new ones as with OP a have left. I still keep in touch with them as they don't stop being friends after they leave, but need a few here.

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over a year ago

"I'm gonna have to start that post back up of who wants to be my friend, they're currently dropping off at an alarming rate.....

Awwwww bud I'll always still be your friend! I'm just your friend nestling in a beautiful bosom now too

Roast beef for me!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna have to start that post back up of who wants to be my friend, they're currently dropping off at an alarming rate.....

Awwwww bud I'll always still be your friend! I'm just your friend nestling in a beautiful bosom now too

Quick Xp cut the feed!! Shes onto us!! Lol we will have to return the money from the 'Hit Ladies Eating Monster Munch' niche fetish website we started

Hit Lady? How did you find out about my job?! "

Stupid auto correct!! It was supposed to be hat.......hit......hut......het.....hot! Lol got there in the end (Title of my sex tape) x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna have to start that post back up of who wants to be my friend, they're currently dropping off at an alarming rate.....

Awwwww bud I'll always still be your friend! I'm just your friend nestling in a beautiful bosom now too

Roast beef for me!!!!"

Woman after my own heart!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna have to start that post back up of who wants to be my friend, they're currently dropping off at an alarming rate.....

Awwwww bud I'll always still be your friend! I'm just your friend nestling in a beautiful bosom now too

Quick Xp cut the feed!! Shes onto us!! Lol we will have to return the money from the 'Hit Ladies Eating Monster Munch' niche fetish website we started

Hit Lady? How did you find out about my job?!

Stupid auto correct!! It was supposed to be hat.......hit......hut......het.....hot! Lol got there in the end (Title of my sex tape) x "

What the duck?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna have to start that post back up of who wants to be my friend, they're currently dropping off at an alarming rate.....

Awwwww bud I'll always still be your friend! I'm just your friend nestling in a beautiful bosom now too

Quick Xp cut the feed!! Shes onto us!! Lol we will have to return the money from the 'Hit Ladies Eating Monster Munch' niche fetish website we started

Hit Lady? How did you find out about my job?!

Stupid auto correct!! It was supposed to be hat.......hit......hut......het.....hot! Lol got there in the end (Title of my sex tape) x

What the duck?!"

Exactly!! I have no idea what's going on either!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steady, aim, fire

...

Invite sent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll happily be your friend

I don't show my genitals on here and like to think I can hold a decent conversation

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By *heekytradesman46Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'm deffo in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your application should be accompanied by a cover letter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your application should be accompanied by a cover letter"

And the essay lol

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

I still have room on my list for another friend or two...

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I’ve tried to message a potential new friend but I’m outside her age range. That means using my astonishing mental powers to communicate on a psychic level and get her to message me first.

Close eyes, concentrate.... concentrate.... FAF?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm always open to chat to people. Ask anyone who has spoken to me, I'll chat about any random things!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Powwww.. The user has blocked your profile ...

Now what

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in, I like to chat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your application should be accompanied by a cover letter

And the essay lol "
no essay but there will be a competency test

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your application should be accompanied by a cover letter

And the essay lol no essay but there will be a competency test

I got an essay but no competency test.....strange

although I did require a full DBS certificate. I must look like a reprobate lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in. Although new here I'd love to find some people to chat to and pass the time with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your application should be accompanied by a cover letter

And the essay lol no essay but there will be a competency test

I got an essay but no competency test.....strange

although I did require a full DBS certificate. I must like to masterbate lol "

Not in the interview

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh go on then

(You're welcome to add me if you like OP

)

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By *irty-GentlemanMan
over a year ago

Norbreck-Blackpool

So be it ??

I'd like to share a bottle of nut scented massage oil with my newest friend and her two closest friends.

Hopefully you're not allergic to nuts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your application should be accompanied by a cover letter

And the essay lol no essay but there will be a competency test

I got an essay but no competency test.....strange

although I did require a full DBS certificate. I must like to masterbate lol

Not in the interview

Not at all! Erm did I add the masturbate comment? My brains is confuzzled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your application should be accompanied by a cover letter

And the essay lol no essay but there will be a competency test

I got an essay but no competency test.....strange

although I did require a full DBS certificate. I must like to masterbate lol

Not in the interview

Not at all! Erm did I add the masturbate comment? My balls are confuzzled and empty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are always up for new friends, male or female.

Danish x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My friends list is enormous- most of them from unsolicited requests, lol. If I like the look of them, I add them.

But I would like real friends...

You keep popping up on people near you I often think we should be friends

Doughnut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm rubbish at keeping in contact with people but there are some I'd like to invite to my friends list from my hot list.

Or just give me a wink so I know an invitation wouldn't offend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your application should be accompanied by a cover letter

And the essay lol no essay but there will be a competency test

I got an essay but no competency test.....strange

although I did require a full DBS certificate. I must like to masterbate lol

Not in the interview

Not at all! Erm did I add the masturbate comment? My balls are confuzzled and empty

Lmao! Well they are empty in that statement so it's a bit of a plus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's always good to have friends who can chat to..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your application should be accompanied by a cover letter

And the essay lol no essay but there will be a competency test

I got an essay but no competency test.....strange

although I did require a full DBS certificate. I must like to masterbate lol

Not in the interview

Not at all! Erm did I add the masturbate comment? My balls are confuzzled and empty

Lmao! Well they are empty in that statement so it's a bit of a plus

H made you wank under exam conditions????? No porn or anything?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your application should be accompanied by a cover letter

And the essay lol no essay but there will be a competency test

I got an essay but no competency test.....strange

although I did require a full DBS certificate. I must like to masterbate lol

Not in the interview

Not at all! Erm did I add the masturbate comment? My balls are confuzzled and empty

Lmao! Well they are empty in that statement so it's a bit of a plus

H made you wank under exam conditions????? No porn or anything? "

If she's invigilating no porn needed! Especially if theres Monster Munch involved too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your application should be accompanied by a cover letter

And the essay lol no essay but there will be a competency test

I got an essay but no competency test.....strange

although I did require a full DBS certificate. I must like to masterbate lol

Not in the interview

Not at all! Erm did I add the masturbate comment? My balls are confuzzled and empty

Lmao! Well they are empty in that statement so it's a bit of a plus

H made you wank under exam conditions????? No porn or anything?

If she's invigilating no porn needed! Especially if theres Monster Munch involved too

Did she do that thing where she crushes the monster munch up in a rubber glove and then wanks you with it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your application should be accompanied by a cover letter

And the essay lol no essay but there will be a competency test

I got an essay but no competency test.....strange

although I did require a full DBS certificate. I must like to masterbate lol

Not in the interview

Not at all! Erm did I add the masturbate comment? My balls are confuzzled and empty

Lmao! Well they are empty in that statement so it's a bit of a plus

H made you wank under exam conditions????? No porn or anything?

If she's invigilating no porn needed! Especially if theres Monster Munch involved too

Did she do that thing where she crushes the monster munch up in a rubber glove and then wanks you with it? "

Did I miss out on that!!!!!??? Fuck sticks!

ooooooo scratchy

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By *apascouseMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Too late to find any friends on here lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too late to find any friends on here lol x"

No, but my advice, quietly and politely decline the snacks

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By *apascouseMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Too late to find any friends on here lol x

No, but my advice, quietly and politely decline the snacks

Why, what’s up with them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too late to find any friends on here lol x

No, but my advice, quietly and politely decline the snacks

Why, what’s up with them

It's just the Monster Munch you have to avoid. Never eat the monster munch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too late to find any friends on here lol x

No, but my advice, quietly and politely decline the snacks

Why, what’s up with them

It's just the Monster Munch you have to avoid. Never eat the monster munch

Just pick out the pubes they're fine......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *apascouseMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Anyone in the northwest?? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone in the northwest?? X"

Wessssssaaiiiiddeeeeee

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By *apascouseMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Anyone in the northwest?? X

Wessssssaaiiiiddeeeeee

Is ze best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in. Plenty of room on my friend's list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m happy to befriend those who would like to befriend me. "

I tried to befriend you, but you've blocked all men you miserable twat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a good chinwag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need friends

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I’m joining in

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By *hatguyJoeMan
over a year ago

Preston

I guess that, by now, you will have discovered if Fab has a limit on the number of friends that you can have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m happy to befriend those who would like to befriend me.

I tried to befriend you, but you've blocked all men you miserable twat!

Keeping away the riffraff like you

Request sent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My friendslist is lacking. People keep bloody leaving! (It's not my fault I promise!).

Anyone else looking out for new friends around here? People to chat to?

Say you're in and if someone takes your fancy pop them a message

Oh who has left now?

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By *lam rockerMan
over a year ago

Tain

i'm in, out, shake it all about....

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By *eriousGuyABCMan
over a year ago

( WEST OF ) Chippenham ish

I'm in if anyone wants to message etc, I'm only just onto the other hand counting friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I could do with a few more friends

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

I'm in for this if anyone wants to chat x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m happy to befriend those who would like to befriend me.

I tried to befriend you, but you've blocked all men you miserable twat!

Keeping away the riffraff like you

Request sent

Charming..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in,could do with a few more friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we talking actual friends or just friends that perve your pictures and never chat? "

That's what Gemini man does to me..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have any friends ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Steady, aim, fire

...

Invite sent

And accepted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in you can never have to many friends

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

*Bumping*

I'm in

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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago

huddersfield

Am in

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