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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Your boss is talking to you and you just want to scream the following...

I know you're trying to talk to me nicely , but you're a boring cunt with the personality of a tea towel and nothing you say is of any interest to me whatsoever. So shut the fuck up and go and bother someone else

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

Yep.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Yep. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes unfortunately I haven't mastered the at of hiding my expressions and so pretty much give it away. Can get me in do much trouble x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but i did once when asked to do too much say hows about no ya crazy dutch bastard i had just watched goldmember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ex boss used to be a prick, did exactly this thread but with different words used, hence why now he's my old boss! The old gobshite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No but i did once when asked to do too much say hows about no ya crazy dutch bastard i had just watched goldmember"

Love it!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Yes unfortunately I haven't mastered the at of hiding my expressions and so pretty much give it away. Can get me in do much trouble x"
I've suffered my boss for 13 years so I've mastered the " pretend your interested " look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your boss is talking to you and you just want to scream the following...

I know you're trying to talk to me nicely , but you're a boring cunt with the personality of a tea towel and nothing you say is of any interest to me whatsoever. So shut the fuck up and go and bother someone else "

I have a face that can't lie, people tend to know what I'm thinking.

I see it as more of a positive than anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes unfortunately I haven't mastered the at of hiding my expressions and so pretty much give it away. Can get me in do much trouble x"

Yup i am the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep. My senior tried shouting at me in front of the kids once (she always tried to put people down. She loved that the kids were scared of her, she could control them that way. If they saw her putting me down, it gave me no authority) and I said ‘look you can shout and scream at children and think it’s not an issue, if they talk back you claim it’s cheek. Talk to me like an adult, and I will speak to you the same way’ and sat down with the silent children who were eating snack and watching.

She stormed out

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Yep. My senior tried shouting at me in front of the kids once (she always tried to put people down. She loved that the kids were scared of her, she could control them that way. If they saw her putting me down, it gave me no authority) and I said ‘look you can shout and scream at children and think it’s not an issue, if they talk back you claim it’s cheek. Talk to me like an adult, and I will speak to you the same way’ and sat down with the silent children who were eating snack and watching.

She stormed out "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to say that to most of the people I work with OP

Mine would go more like...

" I wish you would all stop boring me to death about your fucking kids and which rooms in your house you're decorating!

I don't fucking care talk about something else you bunch of soulless dull as dishwater cunts! "

But obviously I don't and I smile and nod politely and make all the right cooing noises and pretend to care about what shade of grey their kitchen tiles are going to be or what little Alfie said and did

Fuck my Life!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I want to say that to most of the people I work with OP

Mine would go more like...

" I wish you would all stop boring me to death about your fucking kids and which rooms in your house you're decorating!

I don't fucking care talk about something else you bunch of soulless dull as dishwater cunts! "

But obviously I don't and I smile and nod politely and make all the right cooing noises and pretend to care about what shade of grey their kitchen tiles are going to be or what little Alfie said and did

Fuck my Life!"

Haha a woman after my own heart . You go girl . I'm so the same

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I left my job because I was in very grave danger of actually doing this. Such was the risk that a colleague and I had an agreement that if either of us was about to let rip a stream of invective at our boss that the other would rugby tackle us to the ground before we started. Hence my rapid and succint answer earlier

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Yes unfortunately I haven't mastered the at of hiding my expressions and so pretty much give it away. Can get me in do much trouble x

Yup i am the same"

It takes years to master

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I left my job because I was in very grave danger of actually doing this. Such was the risk that a colleague and I had an agreement that if either of us was about to let rip a stream of invective at our boss that the other would rugby tackle us to the ground before we started. Hence my rapid and succint answer earlier "
Its all good. Letting off steam is healthy

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By *oney to the beeWoman
over a year ago

Manchester


"Your boss is talking to you and you just want to scream the following...

I know you're trying to talk to me nicely , but you're a boring cunt with the personality of a tea towel and nothing you say is of any interest to me whatsoever. So shut the fuck up and go and bother someone else "

One of those days then lol. No im lucky I haven't had that issue for years I guess im lucky with my colleges.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. And I am my boss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your boss is talking to you and you just want to scream the following...

I know you're trying to talk to me nicely , but you're a boring cunt with the personality of a tea towel and nothing you say is of any interest to me whatsoever. So shut the fuck up and go and bother someone else "

No but then my boss has no power over me so i usualy just ignore him and play with my.phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My boss can be a complete cunt....

Joy's of working for myself

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Boss- why aren't you working?

Me - Coz there's nothing to do

Boss- well why don't you pretend your working?

Me - why don't you pretend that I'm working , you get paid more money than me, you fantasise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep. My senior tried shouting at me in front of the kids once (she always tried to put people down. She loved that the kids were scared of her, she could control them that way. If they saw her putting me down, it gave me no authority) and I said ‘look you can shout and scream at children and think it’s not an issue, if they talk back you claim it’s cheek. Talk to me like an adult, and I will speak to you the same way’ and sat down with the silent children who were eating snack and watching.

She stormed out "

Report it, it's a safeguarding issue

As for storming out, report it, it's a safeguarding issue she left a room out of ratio.

Bullying you, it's also a safeguarding children.

Look up significant harm and the definition un the children's act.

Speak to your local LADO.

I work in early years, I take no prisoners and ensured people have been sacked before now because of their practices. Children cannot choose who take their of them, we need to be their advocates.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Your boss is talking to you and you just want to scream the following...

I know you're trying to talk to me nicely , but you're a boring cunt with the personality of a tea towel and nothing you say is of any interest to me whatsoever. So shut the fuck up and go and bother someone else

One of those days then lol. No im lucky I haven't had that issue for years I guess im lucky with my colleges. "

Believe me you are lucky

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Yes. And I am my boss. "
Haha I like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boss- why aren't you working?

Me - Coz there's nothing to do

Boss- well why don't you pretend your working?

Me - why don't you pretend that I'm working , you get paid more money than me, you fantasise

"

See this is counter productive.

When it costs you nothing you always want to make yourself and tour boss look good to his supriors this prevents the downward chain of shit.

If the higher ups are in ppe and look busy. When theyre not chill out.

If you dont follow that rule ypur boss gets hammered you get hammered and the higher ups start hammering folk

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Your boss is talking to you and you just want to scream the following...

I know you're trying to talk to me nicely , but you're a boring cunt with the personality of a tea towel and nothing you say is of any interest to me whatsoever. So shut the fuck up and go and bother someone else

No but then my boss has no power over me so i usualy just ignore him and play with my.phone "

Good man

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Boss- why aren't you working?

Me - Coz there's nothing to do

Boss- well why don't you pretend your working?

Me - why don't you pretend that I'm working , you get paid more money than me, you fantasise

See this is counter productive.

When it costs you nothing you always want to make yourself and tour boss look good to his supriors this prevents the downward chain of shit.

If the higher ups are in ppe and look busy. When theyre not chill out.

If you dont follow that rule ypur boss gets hammered you get hammered and the higher ups start hammering folk"

It's a Bill Hicks joke

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

We have dress in your own close day every Friday where I work. Goes as Bruce Springsteen every time , then I'm the Boss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your boss is talking to you and you just want to scream the following...

I know you're trying to talk to me nicely , but you're a boring cunt with the personality of a tea towel and nothing you say is of any interest to me whatsoever. So shut the fuck up and go and bother someone else

No but then my boss has no power over me so i usualy just ignore him and play with my.phone Good man "

Best thing about production, you direct boss is simply your whipping boy to whom you give problems then walk off. When he gives you problems you tell him its not your job and see if he know enpugh to tell it is

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"Your boss is talking to you and you just want to scream the following...

I know you're trying to talk to me nicely , but you're a boring cunt with the personality of a tea towel and nothing you say is of any interest to me whatsoever. So shut the fuck up and go and bother someone else "

Yep...

I'm self employed

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I've figured out the vaguely interested silent look. It's not enough for some people, but a lot better than revealing my true feelings would be.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I've figured out the vaguely interested silent look. It's not enough for some people, but a lot better than revealing my true feelings would be. "
Just say fuck it and do a Ricky Gervais on After Life

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I've figured out the vaguely interested silent look. It's not enough for some people, but a lot better than revealing my true feelings would be. Just say fuck it and do a Ricky Gervais on After Life "

I save that for blokes in the street who tell me to smile. I have a paint peeling glare!

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