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What are you desperate for right now?#7

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

What are you desperate for right now?

I could do with another coffee and some more hob nobs...

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to stop being sick

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

A bag of chips, fresh from the fryer, vinegar evaporating with the heat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice blow job before bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"to stop being sick"

That's a good sick though. X

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Sleep"

I hope you have a good nights sleep..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a new hamstring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice spooning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somone to very roughly and animalistically fuck in the ass while pinning them to the bed or wall

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"to stop being sick"

I hope you stop being sick and feel better soon.

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Sleep, full day at uni and now on a unexpected night shift

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"A bag of chips, fresh from the fryer, vinegar evaporating with the heat "

No salt or ketchup?...

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

To be put into a coma until payday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nothing because a waste of time being desperate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well just about to get in the shower but some company would certainly not go a miss

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"A nice blow job before bed"

I wish you good luck in your search!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good sex or bj before bed

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"a new hamstring "

How did you do in your hamstring?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Somone to very roughly and animalistically fuck in the ass while pinning them to the bed or wall"

Before or after Ash’s hon nobs?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Sleep, full day at uni and now on a unexpected night shift "

What are you studying at Uni?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new kidney, and KFC

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"To be put into a coma until payday."

I hope pay day isn't too long away?!

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By *andy cane321Couple
over a year ago

Aylesbury

A naked spoon fuck

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"A nice spooning"

Spooning can often lead to forking...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A full body deep tissue massage and a good night's sleep whilst spooning my sexy man

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire


"To be put into a coma until payday.

I hope pay day isn't too long away?!"

2 or 3 days i think.

Would be good if i just went into a coma every month tbh.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"nothing because a waste of time being desperate "

There must be something you're desperate for?!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Somone to very roughly and animalistically fuck in the ass while pinning them to the bed or wall

Before or after Ash’s hon nobs?"

Before dont want crumbs in the bed

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Well just about to get in the shower but some company would certainly not go a miss "

How about some company in the shower?!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A naked spoon fuck "
wow that always majes me horny.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"A new kidney, and KFC "

I'm not sure if KFC sell kidneys Wolfie!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Somone to very roughly and animalistically fuck in the ass while pinning them to the bed or wall

Before or after Ash’s hon nobs?

Before dont want crumbs in the bed"

There is nothing worse than finding crumbs in your bed in the middle of the night!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a new hamstring

How did you do in your hamstring?"

Football...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A new kidney, and KFC

I'm not sure if KFC sell kidneys Wolfie!"

Lol I'll settle for the KFC the kidney can heal on its own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I finally got what I was craving and found my favourite crisps now .. Trinidad scorpion but I want hotter

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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago

huddersfield

Kiss and cuddle

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"a new hamstring

How did you do in your hamstring?

Football...

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That sounds painful...Hope you feel better soon...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"A new kidney, and KFC

I'm not sure if KFC sell kidneys Wolfie!

Lol I'll settle for the KFC the kidney can heal on its own "

You could always call them and ask if they do a kidney burger?....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I finally got what I was craving and found my favourite crisps now .. Trinidad scorpion but I want hotter "

Have never heard of those crisps but they are already making me feel thirsty!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"nothing because a waste of time being desperate

There must be something you're desperate for?!..."
nope after 21 years without anything i am not that a fact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A new kidney, and KFC

I'm not sure if KFC sell kidneys Wolfie!

Lol I'll settle for the KFC the kidney can heal on its own

You could always call them and ask if they do a kidney burger?...."

They are all probably kidney burgers mate! Only trust the food in there that actually looks like bits of chicken it's like a chicken nugget? Closest that thing has come to a chicken is the delivery truck driving past a chicken farm on the way to McDonalds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Somone to very roughly and animalistically fuck in the ass while pinning them to the bed or wall"

Mmmmm naughty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleep

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"A new kidney, and KFC

I'm not sure if KFC sell kidneys Wolfie!

Lol I'll settle for the KFC the kidney can heal on its own

You could always call them and ask if they do a kidney burger?....

They are all probably kidney burgers mate! Only trust the food in there that actually looks like bits of chicken it's like a chicken nugget? Closest that thing has come to a chicken is the delivery truck driving past a chicken farm on the way to McDonalds "

I heard that KFC could soon be running out of chicken again like last year so you better order several of everything as soon as possible!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A new kidney, and KFC

I'm not sure if KFC sell kidneys Wolfie!

Lol I'll settle for the KFC the kidney can heal on its own

You could always call them and ask if they do a kidney burger?....

They are all probably kidney burgers mate! Only trust the food in there that actually looks like bits of chicken it's like a chicken nugget? Closest that thing has come to a chicken is the delivery truck driving past a chicken farm on the way to McDonalds

I heard that KFC could soon be running out of chicken again like last year so you better order several of everything as soon as possible!"

Ah ultimately I'll have to give it up more anyway. My PT wont let me have it lol

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Heh Ash ....let me jump in tht pool.... xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heh Ash ....let me jump in tht pool.... xx"

Only if you are wearing a thin white shirt lol x

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Heh Ash ....let me jump in tht pool.... xx

Only if you are wearing a thin white shirt lol x "

Naughty Wolfy, patience xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heh Ash ....let me jump in tht pool.... xx

Only if you are wearing a thin white shirt lol x

Naughty Wolfy, patience xx"

I have that in abundance well sort of lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would love a 69

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Would love a 69"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would love a 69

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Hands Suzuki an ice cream! Heres a 69 for you x

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By *candiumWoman
over a year ago

oban

A shoulder massage.

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By *irty Boy-123Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

A pee to busy reading this

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

A hug

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By *he Dark Knight09Man
over a year ago

London


"A hug "

Aw feeling down Diamond?

Happy to assist you with a hug x

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By *andy cane321Couple
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"A hug "

Goes in for group hug

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"A hug

Aw feeling down Diamond?

Happy to assist you with a hug x "

Thank you x

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"A hug

Goes in for group hug "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman's big bum to rim x

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By *he Dark Knight09Man
over a year ago

London


"A hug

Goes in for group hug "

Good idea, can I be included in that? I'll bring ice cream haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glass of apple juice and a fan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hugs and d

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By *andy cane321Couple
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"A hug

Goes in for group hug

Good idea, can I be included in that? I'll bring ice cream haha "

Forget the ice just bring lots of cream

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By *he Dark Knight09Man
over a year ago

London


"A hug

Goes in for group hug

Good idea, can I be included in that? I'll bring ice cream haha

Forget the ice just bring lots of cream "

Deal, BTW the bucket is in your inbox, we may need this soon

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Heh Ash ....let me jump in tht pool.... xx"

Hi Suz!..Come and join me anytime!...x

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

I'm feeling content at the moment

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Would love a 69

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Maybe he is waiting for the number 69 bus?!

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By *ay19720Man
over a year ago

Ashford kent

Nothing im quite content..watching a film..tea..smoke..and lady waiting in bed..so alls good.

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By *andy cane321Couple
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"A hug

Goes in for group hug

Good idea, can I be included in that? I'll bring ice cream haha

Forget the ice just bring lots of cream

Deal, BTW the bucket is in your inbox, we may need this soon "

There needs to be enough cream for the both of us Mr & Mrs

We do like a messy face

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By *he Dark Knight09Man
over a year ago

London


"A hug

Goes in for group hug

Good idea, can I be included in that? I'll bring ice cream haha

Forget the ice just bring lots of cream

Deal, BTW the bucket is in your inbox, we may need this soon

There needs to be enough cream for the both of us Mr & Mrs

We do like a messy face "

Haha well check your inbox and let's see how messy we can get

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By *entakuruMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"to stop being sick"

Same. This lurgy is a nasty one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good fuck

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By *ranberriesWoman
over a year ago

London

To get over this cold/flu I’ve caught (day 4)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice horny Bi MMF threesome so my gorgeous wife can be spoilt..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice relaxed naked cam session with a couple x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 19/03/19 06:18:50]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

High five and creme egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese on toast

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Ibuprofen. The day off work and someone to lay my head on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just finished my first night shift so all I want is sleep

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By *r Horny4squirtMan
over a year ago

Somerset

Sleep

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By *ddit...Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

A shortishblonde. ..

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By *asyrider73Man
over a year ago

south leicester

Strong coffee and strength to cope with stupid people at work

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Coffee... Hot shower..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another cup of tea , oh I have one equilibrium in the world is restored

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice woman to bring me a brew to my bed side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hot guy or girl to take a hot, steamy and soapy shower with

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

A bone crunch.....

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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago

huddersfield

Fuck lick fondle kiss spank

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"A hot guy or girl to take a hot, steamy and soapy shower with "

I'm free to have a soapy shower with you!..

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

I could do with some coffee and peanut butter on toast and a massage and someone to buy me the paper and iron a shirt for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A bone crunch....."

Did you sleep funny? I saw the first one osteo last week and it feels so good x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An orgasm but after an hour of wanking it's just not happening. Guess I'll settle for a coffee then. Sam.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"A bone crunch.....

Did you sleep funny? I saw the first one osteo last week and it feels so good x"

Not sure what I did, it's been a niggle for a week and now suddenly I am getting shooting pains!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What are you desperate for right now?

I could do with another coffee and some more hob nobs...

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Some time off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some enthusiasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sunday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A bone crunch.....

Did you sleep funny? I saw the first one osteo last week and it feels so good x

Not sure what I did, it's been a niggle for a week and now suddenly I am getting shooting pains! "

Defo get in and see one, you need a strong massage too to ease the muscles around it xx

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

Success

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"A bone crunch.....

Did you sleep funny? I saw the first one osteo last week and it feels so good x

Not sure what I did, it's been a niggle for a week and now suddenly I am getting shooting pains!

Defo get in and see one, you need a strong massage too to ease the muscles around it xx"

I doo, I doo!!

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By *layful Couple For YouCouple
over a year ago

Lust


"The weekend"

You x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A bone crunch.....

Did you sleep funny? I saw the first one osteo last week and it feels so good x

Not sure what I did, it's been a niggle for a week and now suddenly I am getting shooting pains!

Defo get in and see one, you need a strong massage too to ease the muscles around it xx

I doo, I doo!!"

Oooh that could be fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To get better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A holiday in the Bahamas

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By *irty Boy-123Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"To get better "

Get well soon.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

An afternoon nap for 2 or 3 hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Somone to very roughly and animalistically fuck in the ass while pinning them to the bed or wall

Mmmmm naughty "

There are times when gentle just doesnt cut it...

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

Welsh Lass

A sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For sum friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kfc!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For a woman to sit on my face

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By *uriouscouple38Couple
over a year ago

yorkshire

To be fucked hard in the ass by my doms 7 inch strap on cock

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Next time I will do a what sexual pleasure are you desperate for right now thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am desperate for a wee right this minute. (Well you did ask!)

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

Cup of Earl Grey and a few ginger nut biscuits would be very nice right now

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By *loudF7Man
over a year ago

South East

Food, forgot to buy/ make lunch

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I am desperate for a wee right this minute. (Well you did ask!)

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I hope you make it in time!....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a new hamstring

How did you do in your hamstring?

Football...

That sounds painful...Hope you feel better soon..."

very painful and thanks !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£150 million?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sex, I’m all shagged out. A nice cup of tea but walking down the hall for milk is a mission.

Danish x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some chocolate

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Lots of kisses and a Krispy Kreme donut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ability to fast forward time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love some of those small fresh ring doughnuts hot from the fryer sprinkled with sugar

You usually get them from seaside towns or fairgrounds.

I haven't had them for years as I'm afraid of dying

But they are better than most of the sex I've ever had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd love some of those small fresh ring doughnuts hot from the fryer sprinkled with sugar

You usually get them from seaside towns or fairgrounds.

I haven't had them for years as I'm afraid of dying

But they are better than most of the sex I've ever had "

Have to be eaten really quickly before the paper bag dissolves with all the grease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A smaller dog, this ones too big to be a lap dog lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long passionate kiss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd love some of those small fresh ring doughnuts hot from the fryer sprinkled with sugar

You usually get them from seaside towns or fairgrounds.

I haven't had them for years as I'm afraid of dying

But they are better than most of the sex I've ever had

Have to be eaten really quickly before the paper bag dissolves with all the grease "

Ouch that sounds painful!!! Don’t want those doughnuts near me! Lol

Doughnut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd love some of those small fresh ring doughnuts hot from the fryer sprinkled with sugar

You usually get them from seaside towns or fairgrounds.

I haven't had them for years as I'm afraid of dying

But they are better than most of the sex I've ever had

Have to be eaten really quickly before the paper bag dissolves with all the grease "

Exactly

So wrong but so right at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd love some of those small fresh ring doughnuts hot from the fryer sprinkled with sugar

You usually get them from seaside towns or fairgrounds.

I haven't had them for years as I'm afraid of dying

But they are better than most of the sex I've ever had

Have to be eaten really quickly before the paper bag dissolves with all the grease

Ouch that sounds painful!!! Don’t want those doughnuts near me! Lol

Doughnut "

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

I'm now desperate for some doughnuts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lemon drizzle cake.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Lemon drizzle cake. "

Ooooo with a cuppa tea....lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dark and nutty chocolate..

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

Big hug, like a real one not an internet one.

Yes i know it's a fuck site but whatever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lemon drizzle cake.

Ooooo with a cuppa tea....lovely "

Or a pink gin.

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

A long, hard, slow oily massage. Top to toe

Lex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tin of cold rice pudding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice cuppa and dunky biscuits

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Lemon drizzle cake.

Ooooo with a cuppa tea....lovely

Or a pink gin. "

Pink gin and Lemon drizzle together?!..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lemon drizzle cake.

Ooooo with a cuppa tea....lovely

Or a pink gin.

Pink gin and Lemon drizzle together?!.. "

Comming from the man that eats omelette sandwiches!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't say I'm desperate to, but I'd quite like to eat a hot woman's arse at the moment.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

My bed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My bed..."

Your bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn't say I'm desperate to, but I'd quite like to eat a hot woman's arse at the moment."

Aw. Go on then

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Something to eat!...I could do with a sandwich right now...

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By *andy cane321Couple
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Missing Mrs Candy at the moment so top of the list is a big squishy hug and a massive kiss

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

An instant remedy for calming down being waxed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Her "
Oops wrong face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 20/03/19 13:01:56]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blow job in a hot bath

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

I could do with a nice bacon sandwich and a coffee right now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could do with a nice bacon sandwich and a coffee right now..."

I hope it's with brown sauce

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

A hug

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I could do with a nice bacon sandwich and a coffee right now...

I hope it's with brown sauce"

Sorry only Red sauce for me!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A hug"

Clothes on or clothes off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A siesta

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"A hug"

Sending you a hug from London...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"A siesta"

How long for?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could do with a nice bacon sandwich and a coffee right now...

I hope it's with brown sauce

Sorry only Red sauce for me!..."

Try it with a bit of English mustard that will give it a kick

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"A hug

Sending you a hug from London..."

Ty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A secretary to finish this spread sheet for me than on for some kinky fun when she’s finished

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A blow job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A siesta

How long for?!"

45 to 50 minutes is sufficient

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A time machine so I could go back 3 days and start this bloody week again!!!

PT x

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

A husband and wife to ask me to be the wife's long term lover...

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside


"A blow job "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A time machine so I could go back 3 days and start this bloody week again!!!

PT x "

Spa day....nice massage

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