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By *rShinyKnickers OP   Man
over a year ago

BARRY

Why do people (Mainly guys) not play by the damn rules of these posts?

"Oh..uh...it's a guy above me, so uuh..I'm gunna pick and choose someone else to do *something* to and ignore the last poster and rules of the game!"..

Not really a huge deal, but FFS WAIT UNTIL THERE IS SOMEONE YOU WANT TO *whatever*

Uughghggh... *head-desk*

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

*waits for another poster*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No i do what i want so tbag 6 times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teabag his horse 78 times...

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"Teabag his horse 78 times... "

Get her to moisturize my balls for an hour.

Oooh shea butter. Hmmm

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there


"*waits for another poster*"

Drinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*waits for another poster*

Drinks "
love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*waits for another poster*

Drinks love"

Go for a pint

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By *rShinyKnickers OP   Man
over a year ago

BARRY


"*waits for another poster*

Drinks "

Skips poster above because I can...and, erm, wets your bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Douse him in pritt-stick and throw a handful of glitter at him whilst humming god save the queen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*scrolls back*

*scrolls back*

*scrolls back*

A cheeky roll in the hay with Scousesubsally

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By *rShinyKnickers OP   Man
over a year ago

BARRY

I think I saw someone on another thread about 5 years ago that I'd like to hang upside down while singing the theme from "button moon" and painting them with custard while I'm wearing my Kermit the Frog outfit with cut out holes....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Douse him in pritt-stick and throw a handful of glitter at him whilst humming god save the queen "

Lol.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I saw someone on another thread about 5 years ago that I'd like to hang upside down while singing the theme from "button moon" and painting them with custard while I'm wearing my Kermit the Frog outfit with cut out holes...."
throw a used tampon in his bag

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there


"*waits for another poster*

Drinks love"

Right back at you

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By *rShinyKnickers OP   Man
over a year ago

BARRY


"I think I saw someone on another thread about 5 years ago that I'd like to hang upside down while singing the theme from "button moon" and painting them with custard while I'm wearing my Kermit the Frog outfit with cut out holes....throw a used tampon in his bag"

Puts used tampon in nerf gun and fires it into Parliament...

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Brun the mask ...

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By *rShinyKnickers OP   Man
over a year ago

BARRY


"Brun the mask ... "

Brun it...? is that a new fetish?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy him a toaster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buy him a toaster"

Go for cocktails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buy him a toaster

Go for cocktails "

Tape to a fishtank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congratulate on weight loss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Help him with his buttons

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By *rShinyKnickers OP   Man
over a year ago

BARRY

Feed you sandwiches with home-made bread...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Polish his pants

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By *rShinyKnickers OP   Man
over a year ago

BARRY


"Polish his pants"

Oh, Madam..you spoil me...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Polish his pants

Oh, Madam..you spoil me...! "

Make a toastie

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By *rShinyKnickers OP   Man
over a year ago

BARRY


"Polish his pants

Oh, Madam..you spoil me...!

Make a toastie "

Make a toastie...ot make ME a toastie..? One I'd like..the other, not so much....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Polish his pants

Oh, Madam..you spoil me...!

Make a toastie "

Big spoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feed you sandwiches with home-made bread... "

Bacon please x

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By *rShinyKnickers OP   Man
over a year ago

BARRY


"Feed you sandwiches with home-made bread...

Bacon please x"

Ketchup..or brown sauce..? Or...cheese and mayo..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bit more buffing

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By *rShinyKnickers OP   Man
over a year ago

BARRY


"A bit more buffing "

You missed a spot..round there on the front.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A bit more buffing "

Ignore the entire thread and Motorboat you

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By *awpleasureMan
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield


"A bit more buffing

Ignore the entire thread and Motorboat you "

Iron my shirt on his chest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just caress his bottom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get her in a taxi straight to Glasgow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feed you sandwiches with home-made bread...

Bacon please x

Ketchup..or brown sauce..? Or...cheese and mayo..?

"

Ketchup and lurpak butter please x

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By *rShinyKnickers OP   Man
over a year ago

BARRY


"Feed you sandwiches with home-made bread...

Bacon please x

Ketchup..or brown sauce..? Or...cheese and mayo..?

Ketchup and lurpak butter please x"

Done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feed you sandwiches with home-made bread...

Bacon please x

Ketchup..or brown sauce..? Or...cheese and mayo..?

Ketchup and lurpak butter please x

Done! "

You are a star !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d let them make me breakfast in bed xx

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I’d let them make me breakfast in bed xx"

Cook her breakfast in bed and spoil her c

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By *rShinyKnickers OP   Man
over a year ago

BARRY


"Feed you sandwiches with home-made bread...

Bacon please x

Ketchup..or brown sauce..? Or...cheese and mayo..?

Ketchup and lurpak butter please x

Done!

You are a star !"

You are welcome!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only a could

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d let them make me breakfast in bed xx"
tell her shes cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give him a apple for his horse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Give him a apple for his horse "

Pinch their apples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sunday roast!

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Give him a apple for his horse

Pinch their apples "

Go out for drinks x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Massage that peach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take her to a spa, where I could see that lush curvy figure in some swimwear!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take her to a spa, where I could see that lush curvy figure in some swimwear! "

Demand he make some pictures public so I can comment properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your wish is my command...

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By *rShinyKnickers OP   Man
over a year ago

BARRY

Make a pie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make a pie.

"

Eat his pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick my finger in his pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make a pie.

Eat his pie "

Nibble his butt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stick my finger in his pie"

Lick her finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make a pie.

Eat his pie

Nibble his butt"
Nibble her pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give a crisp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Give a crisp"

Take the horse to water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Give a crisp

Take the horse to water"

ravish her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Give a crisp

Take the horse to water

ravish her x"

Buy them a couple pints of Guinness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Give a crisp

Take the horse to water

ravish her x

Buy them a couple pints of Guinness "

Pull his zipper down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Give a crisp

Take the horse to water

ravish her x

Buy them a couple pints of Guinness "

Drink his Guinness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes you might find that about 2 or 3 people are all typing up a response at the same time.

Other times they're blatantly cheating.

Usually you can tell which is the case by the telltale number of minutes since being posted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, and Estella, Phwoaar, yes please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sometimes you might find that about 2 or 3 people are all typing up a response at the same time.

Other times they're blatantly cheating.

Usually you can tell which is the case by the telltale number of minutes since being posted"

Request a song

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

Kiss her lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make her sing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make her sing "

Sing for the 2 gals above

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

Use her buxom for a pillow

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

Play strip tiddlywinks

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By *heesecake69Man
over a year ago

southampton

Drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give a wedgie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Give a wedgie "

Whatever you want

Whatever you like

Whatever you say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Give a wedgie

Whatever you want

Whatever you like

Whatever you say "

Go on an adventure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

RIP her tights.... grrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go riding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rodeo?.....

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum


"Go riding"

Definitely go riding!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Slap with a wet fish..

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By *rShinyKnickers OP   Man
over a year ago

BARRY

Slap the wet fish with dry person...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooooo taser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooooooo taser "

Pinch her umbrella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave teeth marks on those ass cheeks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooooooo taser

Pinch her umbrella "

Congratulate him on a great ass!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooooooo taser

Pinch her umbrella

Congratulate him on a great ass!"

Point him in the direction of fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooooooo taser "
Buy a charger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooooooo taser Buy a charger "

Pinch the charger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooooooo taser Buy a charger

Pinch the charger "

Leave him a husk

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By *rShinyKnickers OP   Man
over a year ago

BARRY


"Oooooooo taser "

You...you want to taser me?!?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooooooo taser

You...you want to taser me?!?!?

"

Noooo......was meant for Private Parts

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Oooooooo taser Buy a charger "

Nom nom....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooooooo taser Buy a charger

Nom nom.... "

Stroke her legs

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By *rShinyKnickers OP   Man
over a year ago

BARRY


"Oooooooo taser

You...you want to taser me?!?!?

Noooo......was meant for Private Parts "

Phew..that's ok then..taser away..!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spank very hard

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

Offer her a red Slush Puppie to drink.

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Offer her a red Slush Puppie to drink.

"

Play hide and seek at the MLS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Offer her a red Slush Puppie to drink.

Play hide and seek at the MLS "
complete a fantasy mffffffffffffff

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Take out dancing and drinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take out dancing and drinks"

Tie up and tease....

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Wingman on night out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wingman on night out"

I’d be a great wingman!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wingman on night out

I’d be a great wingman!! "

Start a fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tape both hands to a biscuit tin with it closed

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Hide the t bags

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Hide the t bags "

He knows...*cough*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hide the t bags

He knows...*cough* "

Send covonia x

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Hide the t bags

He knows...*cough*

Send covonia x"

Thanku, PP has give me his coodies

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

I'd invite Suzuki into my pool...

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"I'd invite Suzuki into my pool... "

Awwwww thanku Ash....love to xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would tease suzuki and let my gf lick her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tbag 6 times fast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pet his horses arse !

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Pet his horses arse !"

Tit slap

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Afternoon tipples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tit wank and slow bj

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play Patty-cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ride him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reinvent flappy bird as flappy box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feed one carrot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feed one carrot"
water board until they tell me everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feed one carrot water board until they tell me everything "

Confess all

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Bite bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bite bum "

Would love to share that ice cube with you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bite bum "
have a welcome back drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bite bum have a welcome back drink"

Give him a reach-around and stroke his mare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pokey bum wank

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By *rbubbleMan
over a year ago

wild west sligo mayo roscommon

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By *rbubbleMan
over a year ago

wild west sligo mayo roscommon


"Pokey bum wank"

Spank that hot booty hard while I’ve her bent over against a wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pokey bum wank

Spank that hot booty hard while I’ve her bent over against a wall "

Pop his bubble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lick his pinkie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lick his pinkie"

Lick her everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nibble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nibble"

Cook her a roast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feed one carrot water board until they tell me everything "

just ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feed one carrot water board until they tell me everything

just ask "

Teach him how to play this game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feed one carrot water board until they tell me everything

just ask

Teach him how to play this game"

Get her to do the dishes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feed one carrot water board until they tell me everything

just ask

Teach him how to play this game

Get her to do the dishes "

My hands are better utilised elsewhere

Get him to play a Bowie track to me xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nibble her nipples

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"Nibble her nipples"

Towel flick him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cover him in honey,... and leave for the bees

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over a year ago


"Cover him in honey,... and leave for the bees"

Shed needs painted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throw a wee stained pillow at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Throw a wee stained pillow at"
see how many creme eggs I can insert

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over a year ago


"Throw a wee stained pillow at see how many creme eggs I can insert "

Taste that cucumber after your done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Throw a wee stained pillow at see how many creme eggs I can insert "

Felch cream eggs with a straw....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That thing he likes with the maggots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That thing he likes with the maggots. "
lend her the pony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That thing he likes with the maggots. lend her the pony"

Fab his horse pic

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over a year ago


"That thing he likes with the maggots. lend her the pony

Fab his horse pic "

Swap his tonic for ginger beer

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over a year ago


"That thing he likes with the maggots. lend her the pony

Fab his horse pic

Swap his tonic for ginger beer"
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

*unless in a Rhubarb and Ginger gin

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over a year ago


"That thing he likes with the maggots. lend her the pony

Fab his horse pic

Swap his tonic for ginger beerNooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

*unless in a Rhubarb and Ginger gin "

I have some of that. Bottoms up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That thing he likes with the maggots. lend her the pony

Fab his horse pic

Swap his tonic for ginger beerNooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

*unless in a Rhubarb and Ginger gin

I have some of that. Bottoms up "

No foreplay? You rotter...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That thing he likes with the maggots. lend her the pony

Fab his horse pic

Swap his tonic for ginger beerNooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

*unless in a Rhubarb and Ginger gin

I have some of that. Bottoms up

No foreplay? You rotter... "

I thought all that gingering up would be enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That thing he likes with the maggots. lend her the pony

Fab his horse pic

Swap his tonic for ginger beerNooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

*unless in a Rhubarb and Ginger gin

I have some of that. Bottoms up

No foreplay? You rotter...

I thought all that gingering up would be enough "

Touché

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"That thing he likes with the maggots. lend her the pony

Fab his horse pic

Swap his tonic for ginger beerNooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

*unless in a Rhubarb and Ginger gin

I have some of that. Bottoms up

No foreplay? You rotter...

I thought all that gingering up would be enough

Touché "

My vagina needs you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That thing he likes with the maggots. lend her the pony

Fab his horse pic

Swap his tonic for ginger beerNooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

*unless in a Rhubarb and Ginger gin

I have some of that. Bottoms up

No foreplay? You rotter...

I thought all that gingering up would be enough

Touché

My vagina needs you."

Duly noted. My cock needs you.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"That thing he likes with the maggots. lend her the pony

Fab his horse pic

Swap his tonic for ginger beerNooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

*unless in a Rhubarb and Ginger gin

I have some of that. Bottoms up

No foreplay? You rotter...

I thought all that gingering up would be enough

Touché

My vagina needs you.

Duly noted. My cock needs you. "

FT well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That thing he likes with the maggots. lend her the pony

Fab his horse pic

Swap his tonic for ginger beerNooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

*unless in a Rhubarb and Ginger gin

I have some of that. Bottoms up

No foreplay? You rotter...

I thought all that gingering up would be enough

Touché

My vagina needs you.

Duly noted. My cock needs you.

FT well! "

You didn't request me...

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"That thing he likes with the maggots. lend her the pony

Fab his horse pic

Swap his tonic for ginger beerNooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

*unless in a Rhubarb and Ginger gin

I have some of that. Bottoms up

No foreplay? You rotter...

I thought all that gingering up would be enough

Touché

My vagina needs you.

Duly noted. My cock needs you.

FT well! "

Happy to share....

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"That thing he likes with the maggots. lend her the pony

Fab his horse pic

Swap his tonic for ginger beerNooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

*unless in a Rhubarb and Ginger gin

I have some of that. Bottoms up

No foreplay? You rotter...

I thought all that gingering up would be enough

Touché

My vagina needs you.

Duly noted. My cock needs you.

FT well!

Happy to share...."

Ooooooooooooo elo .....I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That thing he likes with the maggots. lend her the pony

Fab his horse pic

Swap his tonic for ginger beerNooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

*unless in a Rhubarb and Ginger gin

I have some of that. Bottoms up

No foreplay? You rotter...

I thought all that gingering up would be enough

Touché

My vagina needs you.

Duly noted. My cock needs you.

FT well!

Happy to share...."

*checks screen*

*pinches oneself*

*rubs eyes in disbelief*

That level up code worked!

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

Pinch his bum, then run like the wind!

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over a year ago


"Pinch his bum, then run like the wind! "

Ruffle her head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pinch his bum, then run like the wind!

Ruffle her head "

Sits and throws things for him to pick up so I can perve the arse.

Danish x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pinch his bum, then run like the wind!

Ruffle her head

Sits and throws things for him to pick up so I can perve the arse.

Danish x"

Eat their Danish

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Pinch his bum, then run like the wind!

Ruffle her head

Sits and throws things for him to pick up so I can perve the arse.

Danish x

Eat their Danish "

Whack with a flexible spatula

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double domme a subby with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go lipstick shopping!

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over a year ago

Close the thread

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