FabSwingers.com forum: Some lines just shouldn't be crossed!!!!

By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

So, we've all taken a cup of tea of coffee to the toilet with us..... But what about eats? What food have you taken in to the "smallest room" with you? And more importantly, WHERE DO YOU DRAW THE LINE??!! For example, as i write this i have coffee and cake, but i would NEVER bring an ice cream or a kebab... how about you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kebab trays offer excellent floatation, more of a bath food that really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel bad bringing a wallet tbh....

.....aint no way I'm taking food in a public toilet

.....maybw a sausage.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never eaten while on the bog, but I don’t spend anywhere near as much time in there as you do Clem.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

No food in the toilet area for me. It’s an evacuation point not a refuelling in my view, but each to their own. Enjoy your cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I took chocolate digestives once in with me

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I don’t take food into the toilet/bathroom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tube of prawn cocktail pringles, helps me relax.

Just eat a few and pop the lid back on for next time

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"I took chocolate digestives once in with me

Milk or dark?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I took chocolate digestives once in with me

Milk or dark?"

Both

but I prefer the dark ones

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"I have never eaten while on the bog, but I don’t spend anywhere near as much time in there as you do Clem."

Troof.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"I took chocolate digestives once in with me

Milk or dark?

Both

but I prefer the dark ones "

That's my bonnie lass!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What? Replenish while you poo? Seems to me that your line is a lot different to my line, which crosses the threshold to the poodoir.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"I don’t take food into the toilet/bathroom. "

You can practise the "one in one out" diet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take my cup,of tea and book with me..I’m on chapter 4 at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I take my cup,of tea and book with me..I’m on chapter 4 at the moment

(having second thoughts now.....)

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By *he Squire of Knotty AshMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Oh dear oh dear I have alas sinned.

I have taken a donna into the khasi and finished it while sat waiting for the penny to drop.

How many hail Mary's do i have to do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At festivals in the past I have taken my beer with me but needed to be very inebriated to do that! OCD and all that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I take my cup,of tea and book with me..I’m on chapter 4 at the moment

(having second thoughts now.....) "

But, it’s your book sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I took chocolate digestives once in with me

Milk or dark?

Both

but I prefer the dark ones

That's my bonnie lass!!

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

If you wouldn't eat on the loo, why not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you wouldn't eat on the loo, why not?"

I have to hold onto both sides so I don’t take off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends if your bathroom is massive and luxurious...I mean taking a slice of chocolate fudge cake into a piss ridden hovel isn’t my kind of fun but nice surroundings, yeah i’d tske cake.

Danish x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I take my cup,of tea and book with me..I’m on chapter 4 at the moment

(having second thoughts now.....)

But, it’s your book sausage

Tbf, I'm more worried about you washing your hands BEFORE using the toilet after this mornings activities......

It's a good job I love you, and your bodily fluids.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I take my cup,of tea and book with me..I’m on chapter 4 at the moment

Lol, I bring a brew and a book to the loo too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, we've all taken a cup of tea of coffee to the toilet with us....."

No. Just no. Not all of us eat/drink where we §hit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ate pizza in the bath when I was d*unk a few weeks ago

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I have never taken a coffee to the bathroom with me let alone food

they line had never been crossed by me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you wouldn't eat on the loo, why not?"

I'm not a multitasker.

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

I never take anything food or drink wise to the bathroom very unhygienic I don't even brush my teeth in there

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"I never take anything food or drink wise to the bathroom very unhygienic I don't even brush my teeth in there

Alan wants to check them teeth....

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"I never take anything food or drink wise to the bathroom very unhygienic I don't even brush my teeth in there

Alan wants to check them teeth....

Send Alan's address I will send him them but I need them back I can't gum my food forever

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

I used to do contracting work for a few well know supermarkets and occasionally I had to go into both the Men's and Women's toilets, Banana skins, Yogurt pots, sandwich wraps and sweet wrappers was always found in the cubicles, But mainly in the Women's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, we've all taken a cup of tea of coffee to the toilet with us."

Not I guvnor.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

I don't think I have ever eaten anything while on the toilet, Only a quick look on social media to pass the time

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"I never take anything food or drink wise to the bathroom very unhygienic I don't even brush my teeth in there

Alan wants to check them teeth....

Send Alan's address I will send him them but I need them back I can't gum my food forever

Dam you....give in will you!

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"I never take anything food or drink wise to the bathroom very unhygienic I don't even brush my teeth in there

Alan wants to check them teeth....

Send Alan's address I will send him them but I need them back I can't gum my food forever

Dam you....give in will you!

Never but you can keep that teeth pic in your head for as long as you like

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"I never take anything food or drink wise to the bathroom very unhygienic I don't even brush my teeth in there

Alan wants to check them teeth....

Send Alan's address I will send him them but I need them back I can't gum my food forever

Dam you....give in will you!

Never but you can keep that teeth pic in your head for as long as you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taking food into the toilet is grim. You eat where you shit? Even animals know not to do this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to do contracting work for a few well know supermarkets and occasionally I had to go into both the Men's and Women's toilets, Banana skins, Yogurt pots, sandwich wraps and sweet wrappers was always found in the cubicles, But mainly in the Women's "

That's them emptying their bags to find their tampons.

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By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds

A gin whilst I’m in the bath is the nearest I’d get to consuming anything in the bathroom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you wouldn't eat on the loo, why not?"

Why would you want to eat & drink where you crap..

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

You guys not aware of e-coli and the fact that it kills people..

Just saying you can leave the food for 5 minutes..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never take anything food or drink wise to the bathroom very unhygienic I don't even brush my teeth in there

Where do you keep your

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea

No food, far to unhygienic for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If Im on the loo its for toilet business not leisure time

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"So, we've all taken a cup of tea of coffee to the toilet with us..... But what about eats? What food have you taken in to the "smallest room" with you? And more importantly, WHERE DO YOU DRAW THE LINE??!! For example, as i write this i have coffee and cake, but i would NEVER bring an ice cream or a kebab... how about you?

3 years ago I was at a motorway services in the urinals. Toilet flushes behind me and some guy walks out eating his KFC on the bone piece.

Haven't been able to touch KFC since.

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

I don't take food into the toilet with me. Nothing gets between myself and a good crap..........

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"If you wouldn't eat on the loo, why not?

Why would you want to eat & drink where you crap..

How do you people cope with oral sex???

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"You guys not aware of e-coli and the fact that it kills people..

Just saying you can leave the food for 5 minutes..

I'm assuming you've never indulged in rimming? Or even particularly amorous Cunnilingus?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You seem to spend way too much time on the toilet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you wouldn't eat on the loo, why not?

Why would you want to eat & drink where you crap..

How do you people cope with oral sex??? "

Because they’re not taking a dump as I’m sucking them off and vice versa...!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I would draw the line at a full roast dinner but maybe a bowel sorry bowl

Of Singapore noodles some prawn toast,a couple of spring rolls perhaps but nothing more that would be gross.

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

"So, we've all taken a cup of tea of coffee to the toilet with us...."

Never have nor never would

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"If you wouldn't eat on the loo, why not?

Why would you want to eat & drink where you crap..

How do you people cope with oral sex???

Because they’re not taking a dump as I’m sucking them off and vice versa...!"

Equally i don't tend to wipe my food or mouth or hands around my toilet parts as soon as i drop my trousers. I'm not judging you if that's "your thing" btw.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

I would draw the line at a full roast dinner but maybe a bowel sorry bowl

Of Singapore noodles some prawn toast,a couple of spring rolls perhaps but nothing more that would be gross."

That's the spirit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don’t shit where you eat. The end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you wouldn't eat on the loo, why not?

Why would you want to eat & drink where you crap..

How do you people cope with oral sex???

Because they’re not taking a dump as I’m sucking them off and vice versa...!

Equally i don't tend to wipe my food or mouth or hands around my toilet parts as soon as i drop my trousers. I'm not judging you if that's "your thing" btw.

you’ve lost me completely now.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Elvis died whilst eating on the toilet, just saying...

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Elvis ain't dead!

But he was fighting a zombie mummy in a nursing home in the deep south.

Thank you very much ahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WTF?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cannot ever recall taking food into the bathroom, I shower all the time now , but when I used to bath I regularly used take some cans of beer in and the radio to chill for an hour

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"WTF?????

Bubba ho tep

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"WTF?????

Bubba ho tep"

Classic. Love a bit of Bruce.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ewww, no. Bacteria all over the toilet seat, toilet handle, toilet roll, bathroom door handle etc. I couldn't think of anything worse than eating whilst smelling stinky shit.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"Ewww, no. Bacteria all over the toilet seat, toilet handle, toilet roll, bathroom door handle etc. I couldn't think of anything worse than eating whilst smelling stinky shit.

Jeez your bathroom sounds horrid!

also, why on earth would you want to touch all those things?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any finger food or afternoon tea!

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